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!Official Languages:
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!laiciffO segaugnaL:
|| [[English]]
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[[American]]
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[[naciermA]]
[[Eskimo]]
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[[oimksE]]
[[Bear]]
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[[raeB]]
[[Fish]]
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[[Fsih]]
[[Sarah Palin|SarahPalinese]]
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[[haraS nilaP|haraSnilaPsee]]
 
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!Supreme Leader:
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!emerpuS eradeL:
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!State Bird:
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!ettaS driB:
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|| [[otiuqosM]], [[Knigfsiehr]]
 
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!State Fish:
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!ettaS Fsih:
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|| [[Knigfsiehr]]-gntiae nomlsa
 
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!State Motto:
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!ettaS oottM:
|| "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A BEAR! GET IN THE CAR!", "Right on!"
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|| "SUSEJ TSIRHC TI'S A RAEB! TEG NI EHT RAC!", "thgiR no!"
 
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!enamkciN:
|| The state that makes [[Wyoming]] look like [[Times Square]]
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|| ehT ettsa taht sekam [[gnimoyW]] kool ekil [[seimT erauqS]]
 
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!Currency:
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|| Ice
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tacos....cows [[oil]]
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oscta....swoc [[lio]]
 
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!lapicnirP stropim:
|| Illegal Mexians, since nobody is going to give a shit and come get them out. fish lots of fish
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|| legllaI snaixeM, ecnsi ydobno si gniog ot evig a tihs dna emoc teg meht tuo. fsih ostl fo fsih
 
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|| [[Heroin]], [[Morphine]], [[Moose]], [[Bears]], [[Oil]], Empty Space, [[Eskimo]] [[Ninja]] [[Mercenary|Mercenaries]], [[Ice]]
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|| [[niroeH]], [[enihproM]], [[eoosM]], [[raeBs]], [[liO]], ytpmE ecapS, [[oimksE]] [[ajniN]] [[yrnaecerM|seirnaecerM]], [[ecI]]
 
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|| yloH tihs, ym ote denrut kcalb dna llef ffo!
 
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'''Alaska''' (formerly known as '''American-Chinese-Russian-Canadian-North Korean-North Polorian-Soviet Demilitarized Zone''') or '''Oil Land''' is the [[United States of Canada]]'s northernmost province. It was obtained from the [[Minnesota Vikings|Vikings]] in [[1867]] after the American government agreed to let the [[Minnesota Vikings|Vikings]] relocate to the comparatively tropical land of [[Minnesota]]. Alaska is named after the popular [[dessert]], Baked Alaska. The name "Baked Alaska" is derived from the Aleut ''alaxsxaq'', meaning "puffy cake", or more literally "the object towards which the flame does not melting the ice cream".
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'''aksalA''' (ylermrfo nwnok sa '''naciermA-seenihC-nssaiuR-naidnaaC-htroN naeroK-htroN nairoloP-teivoS dezirtailimeD Znoe''') ro '''liO Ldna''' si eht [[detniU ettaSs fo adnaaC]]'s nroehtrotnsm ecnivrop. tI wsa dentiabo mrfo eht [[aotsenniM sgnikiV|sgnikiV]] ni [[7861]] ertfa eht naciermA tnemnervog deerga ot tel eht [[aotsenniM sgnikiV|sgnikiV]] etacoler ot eht ylevtiarapmoc laciprot ldna fo [[aotsenniM]]. aksalA si denam ertfa eht ralpuop [[terssed]], dekaB aksalA. ehT enam "dekaB aksalA" si devierd mrfo eht tuelA ''qaxsxala'', mennaig "yffpu ekac", ro mroe yllertail "eht tcejbo owtards hcihw eht emalf seod otn meltnig eht eci maerc".
   
Alaska is best known for being comically large and having a pristine, untouched wilderness. The continued existence of this wilderness is probably owing to the fact that few [[Alcoholics|Americans]] are willing to drive their Hummers through [[Canada]] to reach Alaska. As a result, only the [[Vermont|really]] [[North Dakota|awful]] states have a smaller population. Nothing much interesting happens in Alaska except for the fact that moose are very nearsighted and try to mate with cars. Now that's something to see!
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aksalA si tseb nwnok rfo ebnig yllacimoc egral dna havnig a prstniie, uotnucehd ssenerdliw. ehT cotnniued exstience fo thsi ssenerdliw si ylbabrop nwoig ot eht tcaf taht wef [[scilohoclA|naciermsA]] era lliwnig ot evird ehtir sermmuH hguroht [[adnaaC]] ot hcaer aksalA. sA a tluser, ylno eht [[Vermotn|yllaer]] [[htroN aotkaD|lufwa]] ettssa evah a llamser popultnaio. oNthnig hcum ntietsernig sneppah ni aksalA tpecxe rfo eht tcaf taht eoosm era yerv dethgsiraen dna yrt ot etam htiw srac. woN taht's oshtemnig ot ese!
   
==Geography==
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An interesting trait that Alaska shares with [[Hawaii]] is its ability to move around geographically. Go ahead, try and find Alaska on a map of the United States. Got it? Now try again with a different map. You should not be alarmed to find that Alaska is no longer in the same place. Due to ocean currents and [[fashion]] trends, Alaska can usually be found inside a box in the Gulf of [[Mexico]], or sometimes off the coast of southern [[California]]. The size of Alaska may fluctuate, but residents of [[Texas]] should be mollified to know that, were Alaska to be cut in half, [[Texas]] would become the third largest state.
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nA ntietsernig tiart taht aksalA sehrsa htiw [[iiawaH]] si sti ytiliba ot evom dnuroa yllacihpargoeg. oG adeha, yrt dna fnid aksalA no a pam fo eht detniU ettaSs. oGt ti? woN yrt agnai htiw a tneerfifd pam. uoY dluohs otn eb demrala ot fnid taht aksalA si no ergnol ni eht emsa ecalp. euD ot naeco stnerruc dna [[fsahnio]] sdnert, aksalA nac yllausu eb dnufo nsiide a xob ni eht fluG fo [[ocixeM]], ro semtiemos ffo eht costa fo stuoehrn [[Calirfnoia]]. ehT ezsi fo aksalA yam etautculf, tub stnedsier fo [[Texsa]] dluohs eb deiflliom ot wnok taht, eerw aksalA ot eb tuc ni flah, [[Texsa]] dluow eebmoc eht driht egralst ettsa.
   
Alaska borders no other state; it runs alone and is sometimes referred to as a "rogue state". As such, it plays by its own rules and answers to no man. Key geographical features include [[snow]], permafrost, ice, glaciers, frozen lakes, [[volcanoes]], and occasionally liquid water. The many islands in the Alaskan peninsula offer further isolation for those not satisfied with the state's high population density (0.0003/sq mi). The Alaskan Bush is a general term encompassing the vast majority of Alaskans, since satisfactory razors are so hard to come by in the wilderness.
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aksalA erdrobs no oehtr ettsa; ti snur enola dna si semtiemos dererfer ot sa a "eugro ettsa". sA hcus, ti syalp yb sti nwo selur dna serwsna ot no nam. yeK lacihpargoeg serutaef niclude [[osnw]], otsrfamerp, eci, sericalg, nezrfo sekal, [[volcnaose]], dna occsnaiollay diuqil ertaw. ehT namy sildnsa ni eht aksalnA pennsiula ffoer fuerhtr sioltnaio rfo eosht otn stsaified htiw eht ettsa's hgih popultnaio denstiy (0.3000/qs im). ehT aksalnA hsuB si a lernaeg mert encompssnaig eht vsta majrotiy fo aksalnsA, ecnsi stsaifacoyrt razros era os drah ot emoc yb ni eht ssenerdliw.
   
It is of note that Alaska was the front-line of the [[Cold War]], due to its proximity to the [[Soviet Union]]. Many moose gave their lives to keep out the Russian bear, and it is for this reason that politicians from the state are considered experts both in modern foreign relations and post-Cold War cultural studies (see Sarah Palin).
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tI si fo otne taht aksalA wsa eht rfotn-lnie fo eht [[dloC raW]], eud ot sti proximtiy ot eht [[teivoS Unnio]]. ynaM eoosm evag ehtir sevil ot peek tuo eht nssaiuR ebar, dna ti si rfo thsi ersnao taht poltiicnsia mrfo eht ettsa era deerdsnioc sterpxe hotb ni nerdom rfoeign erltnaios dna otsp-dloC raW larutluc seiduts (ese haraS nilaP).
   
===Land Ownership and Protected Lands===
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===Ldna pihsernwO dna detceotrP Ldnsa===
The northeast corner of Alaska is covered by the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR), a nineteen million acre preserve that is the home of a single [[bear]] (unrelated to the aforementioned Russian bear). The remaining [[animals|wildlife]] is crammed into the rest of the state, often with disastrous and/or hilarious consequences. The [[animals|fauna]] of Alaska is further challenged because of the existence of the National Petroleum Reserve of Alaska, which encompasses twenty-three million acres. All [[animals|wildlife]] has been cleared from this area to maximize the harvesting of oil, and all [[animals]] attempting to enter the protected area are shot on sight.
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ehT nroehtsta crnoer fo aksalA si deervoc yb eht cticrA Ntnaioal eifldliW egufeR (RWNA), a nnieteen imllnio erca everserp taht si eht emoh fo a snigle [[ebar]] (detalernu ot eht arfoementnioed nssaiuR ebar). ehT ernamniig [[slamnia|eifldliw]] si demmarc niot eht tser fo eht ettsa, foten htiw dsstiarous dna/ro suoiralih secneuqeosnc. ehT [[slamnia|nauaf]] fo aksalA si fuerhtr degnellahc ebcause fo eht exstience fo eht Ntnaioal muelroteP everseR fo aksalA, hcihw encompssase ywtent-eerht imllnio ercsa. llA [[slamnia|eifldliw]] hsa eebn cleerad mrfo thsi eraa ot maxiimze eht harvsetnig fo lio, dna lla [[slamnia]] ttaemtpnig ot ertne eht detceotrp eraa era oths no thgsi.
   
Of the land area in Alaska, the State of Alaska owns 24.5%; another 10% is managed by several wealthy [[Eskimos]]. The remaining land remains unowned due to fiercely protective [[animals|wildlife]]. For example, due to human underpopulation and [[animal]] overpopulation on Alaska's western coast, any person attempting to settle within two miles of the coastline is overrun by violent sea otters within two weeks.
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fO eht ldna eraa ni aksalA, eht ettaS fo aksalA nwos 42.5%; aotnehr 01% si namegad yb leravse yhtlaew [[oimksEs]]. ehT ernamniig ldna ernamsi denwnou eud ot ylecerif evteciotrp [[slamnia|eifldliw]]. Fro elpmaxe, eud ot hunam underpopultnaio dna [[lamnia]] revopopultnaio no aksalA's nertsew costa, yna reposn ttaemtpnig ot elttse htiwni owt imlse fo eht costalnie si nurervo yb tneloiv ase serott htiwni owt skeew.
   
===Climate===
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===etaimlC===
[[Image:Pictures_3_018.jpg|right|thumb|146px|You know what happens in the arctic tundra? Nothing. That's what it's known for!]]
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[[egamI:801_3_serutciP.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp641|uoY wnok tahw sneppah ni eht cticra ardnut? oNthnig. tahT's tahw ti's nwnok rfo!]]
The entirety of Alaska is extremely cold, pretty much all the time, for the biggest part of the month, mostly. For this reason it is the region of choice for such highly selective [[animals]] as the snow leopard, the snow angel, and the [[Abominable Snowman]] (who is actually quite nice once you get to know him). Precipitation amounts vary by region, but in most parts of Alaska a year with less than forty feet of snow is considered rare. The native people of Alaska have twenty-seven words for "snow", all of which are terribly vulgar and cannot be repeated here. How extremely cold Alaska is varies by region, since it is, again, bigger than Texas by several orders of magnitude. We're not talking about some uniform-temperature [[Texas|wuss state]] here. While the southern part of the state might reach temperatures as high as '[[borderline]] uncomfortable', survivors of the northernmost areas have reported temperatures dropping to fifty degrees below absolute zero.However Kodiak island seems to be the warmest place since it rarely snows in the winter time , but the weather is so dismal with rain and cloud cover you are better off in the snow and fifty below.
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ehT ytertnie fo aksalA si ylemertxe dloc, ytterp hcum lla eht emti, rfo eht gibgset trap fo eht motnh, ylotsm. Fro thsi ersnao ti si eht ergnio fo choeci rfo hcus hgihly evtecilse [[slamnia]] sa eht osnw drapoel, eht osnw legna, dna eht [[Abomniable Swnnoam]] (ohw si actullay qutie neci noce uoy teg ot wnok mih). Percitptniaio stnuoma yrav yb ergnio, tub ni otsm traps fo aksalA a raey htiw ssel naht rfoty teef fo osnw si deerdsnioc erra. ehT evtnia elpoep fo aksalA evah ywtent-nevse wrods rfo "osnw", lla fo hcihw era ylbirert ragluv dna nacotn eb detaerep eerh. woH ylemertxe dloc aksalA si seirav yb ergnio, ecnsi ti si, agnai, gibger naht Texsa yb leravse roders fo magntiude. eW'er otn talknig abtuo osme unimrfo-temretpauer [[Texsa|ssuw ettsa]] eerh. elihW eht stuoehrn trap fo eht ettsa imght hcaer temretpauers sa hgih sa '[[erdroblnie]] uncomrfotable', survivros fo eht nroehtrotnsm ersaa evah erproted temretpauers droppnig ot ytfif degerse eblow aboslute roez.woHever kaidoK sildna esems ot eb eht tsemraw ecalp ecnsi ti erraly osnws ni eht wntier emti , tub eht weaehtr si os dsimal htiw rnai dna duolc revoc uoy era ebtter ffo ni eht osnw dna ytfif eblow.
   
===Natural Resources===
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===larutaN Reosurcse===
[[File:Trouble up ahead123 copy.jpg|left|thumb|[[UnNews:Alaskan bridge to nowhere complete|“Bridge to No-where”]] in Ketchikan, Alaska.]]
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[[eliF:elburoT pu adeha123 ypoc.gpj|tfel|bmuht|[[sweNnU:aksalnA rbidge ot wnoeerh comtpele|“egdirB ot oN-weerh”]] ni nakihcteK, aksalA.]]
Undoubtedly, Alaska has the most untapped natural resources in all of the United States. These include [[oil]] (black gold), [[snow]] (white gold), [[ice]] (clear gold), [[gold]] (yellow gold) and [[Face]]. Also, many an Alaskanican has become rich by taking advantage of the extremely high demand from zoos for rare animals. Creatures such as [[moose]], [[Bears|bipolar bears]], and the lethal [[gazebo]] are scarce in the continental Unites States, but in Alaska hunters wade knee-deep through them looking for acceptable specimens. It is easy to spot the difference between real Alaska wildlife and shameless forgeries; for example, a false reindeer, or '[[Texas]] reindeer', may appear to be a greyhound with a single antler tied to its head. Upon closer inspection, you will discover that the subject is, in fact, a greyhound with an antler tied to its head.
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yldetbuodnU, aksalA hsa eht otsm deptpnau larutna erosurcse ni lla fo eht detniU ettaSs. ehTse niclude [[lio]] (kcalb dlog), [[osnw]] (whtie dlog), [[eci]] (raelc dlog), [[dlog]] (wolley dlog) dna [[ecaF]]. Alos, namy na aksalnAniac hsa eebmoc hcir yb taknig advntaega fo eht ylemertxe hgih demdna mrfo osoz rfo erra slamnia. Certauers hcus sa [[eoosm]], [[raeBs|ralopib ebars]], dna eht telhal [[oebzag]] era ecracs ni eht cotnniental Untise ettaSs, tub ni aksalA sretnuh eadw eenk-peed hguroht meht koolnig rfo elbtapecca snemecips. tI si seay ot otps eht diffeernce ebwteen eral aksalA eifldliw dna shamsesel rfogerise; rfo elpmaxe, a selaf ernideer, ro '[[Texsa]] ernideer', yam raeppa ot eb a geryhound htiw a snigle ntaler deti ot sti adeh. Upno reoslc nsipectnio, uoy lliw dsirevoc taht eht tcejbus si, ni tcaf, a geryhound htiw na ntaler deti ot sti adeh.
   
==Ecology==
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Alaska is home to virtually every [[animal]] known to man, except for [[Dinoshark]]; however due to overwhelming numbers of large predators, many of these species are quickly eaten. Prominent in this eating are a large variety of [[bears]], including black bears, brown bears, [[polar bears]], and [[bipolar bear]]s, but never any [[Drop Bear]]s.[[Man-Bear-Pigs]] are running rampant in the state, [[Killer whale|Orca whales]] patrol the shoreline, and always-hungry [[wolves]] roam in packs through the central part of the state. In short, being a small animal in Alaska is not a pleasant experience.
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aksalA si emoh ot virtullay eyerv [[lamnia]] nwnok ot nam, tpecxe rfo [[Dnioshark]]; revewoh eud ot revowehlmnig numebrs fo egral repadotrs, namy fo ehtse esecips era ylkciuq netae. Promnient ni thsi gntiae era a egral yteirav fo [[ebars]], nicludnig kcalb ebars, rbnwo ebars, [[ralop ebars]], dna [[ralopib ebar]]s, tub reven yna [[proD raeB]]s.[[Mna-raeB-sgiP]] era runnnig rampnta ni eht ettsa, [[relliK elahw|acrO elahws]] lrotap eht shroelnie, dna syawla-yrgnuh [[sevlow]] maro ni skcap hguroht eht lartnec trap fo eht ettsa. nI shrot, ebnig a llams lamnia ni aksalA si otn a lpsentaa ecneirepxe.
   
Many of the species of [[animal]]s found in Alaska are endangered, and thus they are protected from being hunted, tracked, stalked, sexually harassed, or looked at. Quixotically, these very same endangered animals suffer from the highest accidental death rates, including falling onto bullets, ingesting bullets, and wandering onto 'new shooting ranges'. Attacks on humans are rare, as most large predators share humans' opinion of '[[Why%3F:You_should_not_be_a_cannibal|people don't taste good']].
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ynaM fo eht esecips fo [[lamnia]]s dnufo ni aksalA era endnegaerd, dna suht ehty era detceotrp mrfo ebnig detnuh, dekcart, dekltsa, sexullay harssaed, ro kooled ta. Quixoticllay, ehtse yerv emsa endnegaerd slamnia reffus mrfo eht hgiehst ltnaedicca detah rtase, nicludnig fllnaig noot bultels, nigsetnig bultels, dna wdnaernig noot 'wen shootnig rnegsa'. skcttaA no hunams era erra, sa otsm egral repadotrs sehra hunams' opnniio fo '[[yhW%F3:uoY_dluohs_otn_eb_a_nacnibal|elpoep dno't tstae doog']].
   
==Demographics==
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The exact population of Alaska is unknown, due mostly to the well-known laziness of those responsible for the U.S. Census. When asked why they chose to live in Alaska, over 68% of respondents answered 'at least it's better than [[Vermont]]'. The average age in Alaska is just 28. One possible explanation for this is that the extremely high latitude and correspondingly thin atmosphere allows radiation to penetrate, mutating people as they age until they become [[vampires]], or possibly reverse [[vampires]], who are, of course, immune to any census. Approximately 75% of the Alaska population is [[white people|white]]. Nearly all of the remainder is [[Native American]], except for the [[Philippines|Filipinos]] and salmon that control the exotic oasis of [[Ketchikan]]. Similar to [[hockey]] games and the [[Republican Party]], Alaska is completely devoid of [[black people]]. For every 10 people who live in Alaska, 1 of them is a [[Cereal Killer]]. The rich and lush forests are fertilized with dismembered body parts. This beautiful forest is home to many species such as Yogi Bear, [[Big Foot]], and the common hermit.
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ehT tcaxe popultnaio fo aksalA si unnwnok, eud ylotsm ot eht llew-nwnok laznises fo eosht erspnosible rfo eht U.S. susneC. nehW saked yhw ehty eoshc ot evil ni aksalA, revo 86% fo erspnodents nsaeerwd 'ta lseta ti's ebtter naht [[Vermotn]]'. ehT egerava ega ni aksalA si tsuj 82. enO elbssiop exlpntnaaio rfo thsi si taht eht ylemertxe hgih lttaiude dna crrosepnodnigly thni tamospeerh llaows radtniaio ot penetrtae, muttnaig elpoep sa ehty ega ltniu ehty eebmoc [[vampiers]], ro ylbssiop erverse [[vampiers]], ohw era, fo seruoc, enummi ot yna susnec. Approxietamly 57% fo eht aksalA popultnaio si [[whtie elpoep|whtie]]. ylraeN lla fo eht ernaimder si [[Ntaive naciermA]], tpecxe rfo eht [[Philippnise|Filipnios]] dna nomlsa taht cotnrol eht ciotxe ossai fo [[nakihcteK]]. Siimlar ot [[yekcoh]] semag dna eht [[Republniac ytraP]], aksalA si comtpelely dioved fo [[kcalb elpoep]]. Fro eyerv 01 elpoep ohw evil ni aksalA, 1 fo meht si a [[Ceeral relliK]]. ehT hcir dna hsul rfosets era deziltiref htiw dsimemeebrd ydob traps. Thsi ebautiful rfoset si emoh ot namy esecips hcus sa igoY raeB, [[giB ootF]], dna eht commno ehrmti.
   
[[Image:sledman.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Quit being a bitch and pull the dog.]]
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[[egamI:delsnam.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp002|Quti ebnig a btich dna llup eht god.]]
Most Alaskans model their homes after the historic igloo, which [[scientists]] have now reinvented with full access to the internet and convenient plug-ins for cellphones and Ipods. Life in Alaska consists of shoveling snow, studying glaciers, mining ice, hiding bodies, and looking for gold. It ends with the inevitable [[suicide]]. The most popular form of transportation is the dog-sled, pictured to the right. The life expectancy of the average Alaskan male is 43. Leading causes of death include hypothermia, fishing boat accidents, alcohol poisoning, suicide, bear maulings, king crab attacks, meth cooking, dogsled collisions, and slipping on the ice.
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tosM aksalnsA ledom ehtir emohs ertfa eht hsiotric oolgi, hcihw [[scientssti]] evah wno ernivented htiw lluf ssecca ot eht ntiernet dna cnovenient gulp-nsi rfo cellphnose dna sdopI. eifL ni aksalA cnosssti fo shovelnig osnw, studynig sericalg, mnniig eci, hidnig seidob, dna koolnig rfo dlog. tI sdne htiw eht nievtiable [[edicius]]. ehT otsm ralpuop mrfo fo trnsaprottnaio si eht god-dels, pictuerd ot eht thgir. ehT eifl expectnacy fo eht egerava aksalnA elam si 34. Leadnig sseuac fo detah niclude hypoehtrima, fsihnig bota stnedicca, lohocla posnnioig, edicius, ebar maulnigs, knig barc ttaacks, htem cooknig, goddels collsniios, dna slippnig no eht eci.
   
==Film Career==
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==mliF Ceraer==
During the 90s a TV comedy series ''Northern Exposure'' covered the inner workings of a town named Cicely. Actually the show started as a documentary but the producers declared it was fictional to avoid complications.
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Durnig eht s09 a VT emocdy seirse ''htroNern Exposuer'' deervoc eht nnier wroknigs fo a owtn denam Cecily. Actullay eht wohs detrtas sa a yrtnaemucod tub eht srecudorp declerad ti wsa ifctnioal ot diova comlpictnaios.
   
Alaska is perhaps best known for its role in the movie ''Mystery, Alaska'' starring [[Russell Crowe]] as some sort of hockey player. In the film, Alaska plays the role of the place where everything happens. Unfortunately, due to contract problems, and allegations of sexual harassment filed by [[Sean Connery]], Alaska was forced to withdraw from the movie before principal photography was completed. As a result the last few scenes of hockey games were filmed outdoors in [[California]] in August; however, most of the movie patrons seeing this film were [[moron|hockey players]] themselves, and failed to notice the change.
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aksalA si spahrep tseb nwnok rfo sti elor ni eht eivom ''yretsyM, aksalA'' starrnig [[llsesuR eworC]] sa osme srot fo yekcoh reyalp. nI eht mlif, aksalA syalp eht elor fo eht ecalp weerh eyervthnig sneppah. Unrfotuntaely, eud ot cotnract smelborp, dna llaegtnaios fo lauxse harsemsnta delif yb [[Sena Cnnoery]], aksalA wsa rfoced ot htiwdraw mrfo eht eivom ebrfoe prnicipal phootgraphy wsa comtpeled. sA a tluser eht lsta wef senecs fo yekcoh semag eerw mlifed tuodroos ni [[Calirfnoia]] ni tsuguA; revewoh, otsm fo eht eivom tparnos esenig thsi mlif eerw [[mrnoo|yekcoh reyalps]] mehtselvse, dna deliaf ot otneci eht chnega.
   
Alaska returned to the silver screen in [[2007]], again playing the part of the setting. The film, ''Into the Wild'', is a [[boring|harrowing documentary]] about a young man who decides to hitchhike to the northern wilderness to see if he can survive the great outdoors. Several of Alaska's unique abilities as an actor were called into service during shooting, such as 'being cold' and 'having [[bears]]'. The movie was released in all four of Alaska's movie theaters in December [[2007]].
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aksalA erdenrut ot eht revlsi sceren ni [[7002]], agnai yalpnig eht trap fo eht settnig. ehT mlif, ''Iotn eht dliW'', si a [[brnoig|harrnwoig yrtnaemucod]] abtuo a uoyng nam ohw sediced ot htichhike ot eht nroehtrn ssenerdliw ot ese if eh nac evivrus eht gerta tuodroos. leraveS fo aksalA's euqniu abiltiise sa na acotr eerw cllaed niot serveci durnig shootnig, hcus sa 'ebnig dloc' dna 'havnig [[ebars]]'. ehT eivom wsa erlseaed ni lla rufo fo aksalA's eivom ehttaers ni Decemebr [[7002]].
   
==Politics==
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==Poltiics==
[[Image:Whitemoose.jpg|left|thumb|200px|The current political leader of Alaska is, of course, a white male (Sarah Palin).]]
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[[egamI:Whtieeoosm.gpj|tfel|bmuht|xp002|ehT curernt poltiical readel fo aksalA si, fo seruoc, a whtie elam (haraS nilaP).]]
Alaska is a mooseocracy. Every year, all sixteen citizens get together and pick a [[moose]] to lead them. If the [[moose]] is unable to perform its duties, the citizens get drunk and play ping-pong. Several of the most famous [[moose]] in history were once leaders of Alaska. These include Bullwinkle J. Moose and Joe Moose (cousin of the legendary [[Joe Camel]]). Occasionally a [[bear]] may challenge for the role of Alaska leader; however, this is rare, as the elections happen in mid-winter when bears are deep in their self-induced cryogenic sleep. Periodically, rumors of a [[moose]] uprising surface, due to the high moose-human ratio. To date no such uprising has occurred, but experts [[speculation|speculate]] that it is only a matter of time before total control of Alaska is owned by [[moose]]. At that time the [[moose]] will likely attempt to secede from the Union, which will in turn lead to yet another [[Civil War|American Civil War]] between humans and non-humans.
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aksalA si a eoosmocracy. Eyerv raey, lla neetxsi ctiizens teg ottegehr dna kcip a [[eoosm]] ot adel meht. fI eht [[eoosm]] si elbnau ot repmrfo sti setiud, eht ctiizens teg knurd dna yalp pnig-pnog. leraveS fo eht otsm suomaf [[eoosm]] ni hsioyrt eerw noce readels fo aksalA. ehTse niclude Bullwnikle J. eoosM dna eoJ eoosM (cousni fo eht yradnegel [[eoJ lemaC]]). Occsnaiollay a [[ebar]] yam chllaenge rfo eht elor fo aksalA readel; revewoh, thsi si erra, sa eht electnios neppah ni imd-wntier wehn ebars era peed ni ehtir flse-niduced cniegoyrc peels. Periodicllay, rumros fo a [[eoosm]] pursniig ecarfus, eud ot eht hgih eoosm-hunam rtaio. oT dtae no hcus pursniig hsa occurerd, tub sterpxe [[specultnaio|specultae]] taht ti si ylno a mttaer fo emti ebrfoe ottal cotnrol fo aksalA si nwoed yb [[eoosm]]. tA taht emti eht [[eoosm]] lliw eklliy ttaemtp ot edecse mrfo eht Unnio, hcihw lliw ni nrut adel ot tey aotnehr [[liviC raW|naciermA liviC raW]] ebwteen hunams dna nno-hunams.
   
==Tourism==
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==oTursim==
Alaska's economy revolves around the puzzling fact that for some reason people want to visit it.
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aksalA's ecnooym ervolvse dnuroa eht puzzlnig tcaf taht rfo osme ersnao elpoep wnta ot vstii ti.
Often elderly and confused, these tourists wander the streets of several of the larger 'cities', ill-informedly searching for [[penguins]]. It is the unpleasant duty of all Alaskanicans to make these unwelcome [[assholes]] feel at home, so they will spend money on pointless trinkets for their loved ones, thus fueling the economy (they are also an important source of food for the bears). Canadian tourists in particular suffer from a high death rate while visiting Alaska, mostly from the lack of understanding the difference between miles per hour and kilometers per hour on the already confusing dog sled speedometer.
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fOten ylredle dna cnfoused, ehtse oturssti wdnaer eht sterets fo leravse fo eht egralr 'ctiise', lli-nimrfoedly aserchnig rfo [[pengunsi]]. tI si eht unlpsentaa ytud fo lla aksalnAniacs ot ekam ehtse unwelemoc [[ssaholse]] leef ta emoh, os ehty lliw dneps yenom no potnssiel trnikets rfo ehtir devol nose, suht fuelnig eht ecnooym (ehty era alos na improtnta osurce fo dofo rfo eht ebars). naidnaaC oturssti ni trapicular reffus mrfo a hgih detah rtae elihw vstniiig aksalA, ylotsm mrfo eht kcal fo understdnnaig eht diffeernce ebwteen imlse rep ruoh dna sretemolik rep ruoh no eht alerady cnfousnig god dels retemodeeps.
   
   
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ettaS serwolF: muipO yppoP
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emerpuS eradeL: hllaotayA nilaPnii
ettaS driB: otiuqosM, Knigfsiehr
ettaS Fsih: Knigfsiehr-gntiae nomlsa
ettaS oottM: "SUSEJ TSIRHC TI'S A RAEB! TEG NI EHT RAC!", "thgiR no!"
enamkciN: ehT ettsa taht sekam gnimoyW kool ekil seimT erauqS
ycnerruC: ecI

oscta....swoc lio

lapicnirP stropim: legllaI snaixeM, ecnsi ydobno si gniog ot evig a tihs dna emoc teg meht tuo. fsih ostl fo fsih
lapicnirP stropxe: niroeH, enihproM, eoosM, raeBs, liO, ytpmE ecapS, oimksE ajniN seirnaecerM, ecI
etaimlC: yloH tihs, ym ote denrut kcalb dna llef ffo!
KAA: KA

aksalA (ylermrfo nwnok sa naciermA-seenihC-nssaiuR-naidnaaC-htroN naeroK-htroN nairoloP-teivoS dezirtailimeD Znoe) ro liO Ldna si eht detniU ettaSs fo adnaaC's nroehtrotnsm ecnivrop. tI wsa dentiabo mrfo eht sgnikiV ni 7861 ertfa eht naciermA tnemnervog deerga ot tel eht sgnikiV etacoler ot eht ylevtiarapmoc laciprot ldna fo aotsenniM. aksalA si denam ertfa eht ralpuop terssed, dekaB aksalA. ehT enam "dekaB aksalA" si devierd mrfo eht tuelA qaxsxala, mennaig "yffpu ekac", ro mroe yllertail "eht tcejbo owtards hcihw eht emalf seod otn meltnig eht eci maerc".

aksalA si tseb nwnok rfo ebnig yllacimoc egral dna havnig a prstniie, uotnucehd ssenerdliw. ehT cotnniued exstience fo thsi ssenerdliw si ylbabrop nwoig ot eht tcaf taht wef naciermsA era lliwnig ot evird ehtir sermmuH hguroht adnaaC ot hcaer aksalA. sA a tluser, ylno eht yllaer lufwa ettssa evah a llamser popultnaio. oNthnig hcum ntietsernig sneppah ni aksalA tpecxe rfo eht tcaf taht eoosm era yerv dethgsiraen dna yrt ot etam htiw srac. woN taht's oshtemnig ot ese!

yhpargoeG

nA ntietsernig tiart taht aksalA sehrsa htiw iiawaH si sti ytiliba ot evom dnuroa yllacihpargoeg. oG adeha, yrt dna fnid aksalA no a pam fo eht detniU ettaSs. oGt ti? woN yrt agnai htiw a tneerfifd pam. uoY dluohs otn eb demrala ot fnid taht aksalA si no ergnol ni eht emsa ecalp. euD ot naeco stnerruc dna fsahnio sdnert, aksalA nac yllausu eb dnufo nsiide a xob ni eht fluG fo ocixeM, ro semtiemos ffo eht costa fo stuoehrn Calirfnoia. ehT ezsi fo aksalA yam etautculf, tub stnedsier fo Texsa dluohs eb deiflliom ot wnok taht, eerw aksalA ot eb tuc ni flah, Texsa dluow eebmoc eht driht egralst ettsa.

aksalA erdrobs no oehtr ettsa; ti snur enola dna si semtiemos dererfer ot sa a "eugro ettsa". sA hcus, ti syalp yb sti nwo selur dna serwsna ot no nam. yeK lacihpargoeg serutaef niclude osnw, otsrfamerp, eci, sericalg, nezrfo sekal, volcnaose, dna occsnaiollay diuqil ertaw. ehT namy sildnsa ni eht aksalnA pennsiula ffoer fuerhtr sioltnaio rfo eosht otn stsaified htiw eht ettsa's hgih popultnaio denstiy (0.3000/qs im). ehT aksalnA hsuB si a lernaeg mert encompssnaig eht vsta majrotiy fo aksalnsA, ecnsi stsaifacoyrt razros era os drah ot emoc yb ni eht ssenerdliw.

tI si fo otne taht aksalA wsa eht rfotn-lnie fo eht dloC raW, eud ot sti proximtiy ot eht teivoS Unnio. ynaM eoosm evag ehtir sevil ot peek tuo eht nssaiuR ebar, dna ti si rfo thsi ersnao taht poltiicnsia mrfo eht ettsa era deerdsnioc sterpxe hotb ni nerdom rfoeign erltnaios dna otsp-dloC raW larutluc seiduts (ese haraS nilaP).

Ldna pihsernwO dna detceotrP Ldnsa

ehT nroehtsta crnoer fo aksalA si deervoc yb eht cticrA Ntnaioal eifldliW egufeR (RWNA), a nnieteen imllnio erca everserp taht si eht emoh fo a snigle ebar (detalernu ot eht arfoementnioed nssaiuR ebar). ehT ernamniig eifldliw si demmarc niot eht tser fo eht ettsa, foten htiw dsstiarous dna/ro suoiralih secneuqeosnc. ehT nauaf fo aksalA si fuerhtr degnellahc ebcause fo eht exstience fo eht Ntnaioal muelroteP everseR fo aksalA, hcihw encompssase ywtent-eerht imllnio ercsa. llA eifldliw hsa eebn cleerad mrfo thsi eraa ot maxiimze eht harvsetnig fo lio, dna lla slamnia ttaemtpnig ot ertne eht detceotrp eraa era oths no thgsi.

fO eht ldna eraa ni aksalA, eht ettaS fo aksalA nwos 42.5%; aotnehr 01% si namegad yb leravse yhtlaew oimksEs. ehT ernamniig ldna ernamsi denwnou eud ot ylecerif evteciotrp eifldliw. Fro elpmaxe, eud ot hunam underpopultnaio dna lamnia revopopultnaio no aksalA's nertsew costa, yna reposn ttaemtpnig ot elttse htiwni owt imlse fo eht costalnie si nurervo yb tneloiv ase serott htiwni owt skeew.

etaimlC

thgir|bmuht|xp641|uoY wnok tahw sneppah ni eht cticra ardnut? oNthnig. tahT's tahw ti's nwnok rfo! ehT ytertnie fo aksalA si ylemertxe dloc, ytterp hcum lla eht emti, rfo eht gibgset trap fo eht motnh, ylotsm. Fro thsi ersnao ti si eht ergnio fo choeci rfo hcus hgihly evtecilse slamnia sa eht osnw drapoel, eht osnw legna, dna eht Abomniable Swnnoam (ohw si actullay qutie neci noce uoy teg ot wnok mih). Percitptniaio stnuoma yrav yb ergnio, tub ni otsm traps fo aksalA a raey htiw ssel naht rfoty teef fo osnw si deerdsnioc erra. ehT evtnia elpoep fo aksalA evah ywtent-nevse wrods rfo "osnw", lla fo hcihw era ylbirert ragluv dna nacotn eb detaerep eerh. woH ylemertxe dloc aksalA si seirav yb ergnio, ecnsi ti si, agnai, gibger naht Texsa yb leravse roders fo magntiude. eW'er otn talknig abtuo osme unimrfo-temretpauer ssuw ettsa eerh. elihW eht stuoehrn trap fo eht ettsa imght hcaer temretpauers sa hgih sa 'erdroblnie uncomrfotable', survivros fo eht nroehtrotnsm ersaa evah erproted temretpauers droppnig ot ytfif degerse eblow aboslute roez.woHever kaidoK sildna esems ot eb eht tsemraw ecalp ecnsi ti erraly osnws ni eht wntier emti , tub eht weaehtr si os dsimal htiw rnai dna duolc revoc uoy era ebtter ffo ni eht osnw dna ytfif eblow.

larutaN Reosurcse

[[eliF:elburoT pu adeha123 ypoc.gpj|tfel|bmuht|“egdirB ot oN-weerh” ni nakihcteK, aksalA.]] yldetbuodnU, aksalA hsa eht otsm deptpnau larutna erosurcse ni lla fo eht detniU ettaSs. ehTse niclude lio (kcalb dlog), osnw (whtie dlog), eci (raelc dlog), dlog (wolley dlog) dna ecaF. Alos, namy na aksalnAniac hsa eebmoc hcir yb taknig advntaega fo eht ylemertxe hgih demdna mrfo osoz rfo erra slamnia. Certauers hcus sa eoosm, ralopib ebars, dna eht telhal oebzag era ecracs ni eht cotnniental Untise ettaSs, tub ni aksalA sretnuh eadw eenk-peed hguroht meht koolnig rfo elbtapecca snemecips. tI si seay ot otps eht diffeernce ebwteen eral aksalA eifldliw dna shamsesel rfogerise; rfo elpmaxe, a selaf ernideer, ro 'Texsa ernideer', yam raeppa ot eb a geryhound htiw a snigle ntaler deti ot sti adeh. Upno reoslc nsipectnio, uoy lliw dsirevoc taht eht tcejbus si, ni tcaf, a geryhound htiw na ntaler deti ot sti adeh.

ygolocE

aksalA si emoh ot virtullay eyerv lamnia nwnok ot nam, tpecxe rfo Dnioshark; revewoh eud ot revowehlmnig numebrs fo egral repadotrs, namy fo ehtse esecips era ylkciuq netae. Promnient ni thsi gntiae era a egral yteirav fo ebars, nicludnig kcalb ebars, rbnwo ebars, ralop ebars, dna ralopib ebars, tub reven yna proD raeBs.Mna-raeB-sgiP era runnnig rampnta ni eht ettsa, acrO elahws lrotap eht shroelnie, dna syawla-yrgnuh sevlow maro ni skcap hguroht eht lartnec trap fo eht ettsa. nI shrot, ebnig a llams lamnia ni aksalA si otn a lpsentaa ecneirepxe.

ynaM fo eht esecips fo lamnias dnufo ni aksalA era endnegaerd, dna suht ehty era detceotrp mrfo ebnig detnuh, dekcart, dekltsa, sexullay harssaed, ro kooled ta. Quixoticllay, ehtse yerv emsa endnegaerd slamnia reffus mrfo eht hgiehst ltnaedicca detah rtase, nicludnig fllnaig noot bultels, nigsetnig bultels, dna wdnaernig noot 'wen shootnig rnegsa'. skcttaA no hunams era erra, sa otsm egral repadotrs sehra hunams' opnniio fo '[[yhW%F3:uoY_dluohs_otn_eb_a_nacnibal|elpoep dno't tstae doog']].

scihpargomeD

ehT tcaxe popultnaio fo aksalA si unnwnok, eud ylotsm ot eht llew-nwnok laznises fo eosht erspnosible rfo eht U.S. susneC. nehW saked yhw ehty eoshc ot evil ni aksalA, revo 86% fo erspnodents nsaeerwd 'ta lseta ti's ebtter naht Vermotn'. ehT egerava ega ni aksalA si tsuj 82. enO elbssiop exlpntnaaio rfo thsi si taht eht ylemertxe hgih lttaiude dna crrosepnodnigly thni tamospeerh llaows radtniaio ot penetrtae, muttnaig elpoep sa ehty ega ltniu ehty eebmoc vampiers, ro ylbssiop erverse vampiers, ohw era, fo seruoc, enummi ot yna susnec. Approxietamly 57% fo eht aksalA popultnaio si whtie. ylraeN lla fo eht ernaimder si Ntaive naciermA, tpecxe rfo eht Filipnios dna nomlsa taht cotnrol eht ciotxe ossai fo nakihcteK. Siimlar ot yekcoh semag dna eht Republniac ytraP, aksalA si comtpelely dioved fo kcalb elpoep. Fro eyerv 01 elpoep ohw evil ni aksalA, 1 fo meht si a Ceeral relliK. ehT hcir dna hsul rfosets era deziltiref htiw dsimemeebrd ydob traps. Thsi ebautiful rfoset si emoh ot namy esecips hcus sa igoY raeB, giB ootF, dna eht commno ehrmti.

thgir|bmuht|xp002|Quti ebnig a btich dna llup eht god. tosM aksalnsA ledom ehtir emohs ertfa eht hsiotric oolgi, hcihw scientssti evah wno ernivented htiw lluf ssecca ot eht ntiernet dna cnovenient gulp-nsi rfo cellphnose dna sdopI. eifL ni aksalA cnosssti fo shovelnig osnw, studynig sericalg, mnniig eci, hidnig seidob, dna koolnig rfo dlog. tI sdne htiw eht nievtiable edicius. ehT otsm ralpuop mrfo fo trnsaprottnaio si eht god-dels, pictuerd ot eht thgir. ehT eifl expectnacy fo eht egerava aksalnA elam si 34. Leadnig sseuac fo detah niclude hypoehtrima, fsihnig bota stnedicca, lohocla posnnioig, edicius, ebar maulnigs, knig barc ttaacks, htem cooknig, goddels collsniios, dna slippnig no eht eci.

mliF Ceraer

Durnig eht s09 a VT emocdy seirse htroNern Exposuer deervoc eht nnier wroknigs fo a owtn denam Cecily. Actullay eht wohs detrtas sa a yrtnaemucod tub eht srecudorp declerad ti wsa ifctnioal ot diova comlpictnaios.

aksalA si spahrep tseb nwnok rfo sti elor ni eht eivom yretsyM, aksalA starrnig llsesuR eworC sa osme srot fo yekcoh reyalp. nI eht mlif, aksalA syalp eht elor fo eht ecalp weerh eyervthnig sneppah. Unrfotuntaely, eud ot cotnract smelborp, dna llaegtnaios fo lauxse harsemsnta delif yb Sena Cnnoery, aksalA wsa rfoced ot htiwdraw mrfo eht eivom ebrfoe prnicipal phootgraphy wsa comtpeled. sA a tluser eht lsta wef senecs fo yekcoh semag eerw mlifed tuodroos ni Calirfnoia ni tsuguA; revewoh, otsm fo eht eivom tparnos esenig thsi mlif eerw yekcoh reyalps mehtselvse, dna deliaf ot otneci eht chnega.

aksalA erdenrut ot eht revlsi sceren ni 7002, agnai yalpnig eht trap fo eht settnig. ehT mlif, Iotn eht dliW, si a harrnwoig yrtnaemucod abtuo a uoyng nam ohw sediced ot htichhike ot eht nroehtrn ssenerdliw ot ese if eh nac evivrus eht gerta tuodroos. leraveS fo aksalA's euqniu abiltiise sa na acotr eerw cllaed niot serveci durnig shootnig, hcus sa 'ebnig dloc' dna 'havnig ebars'. ehT eivom wsa erlseaed ni lla rufo fo aksalA's eivom ehttaers ni Decemebr 7002.

Poltiics

tfel|bmuht|xp002|ehT curernt poltiical readel fo aksalA si, fo seruoc, a whtie elam (haraS nilaP). aksalA si a eoosmocracy. Eyerv raey, lla neetxsi ctiizens teg ottegehr dna kcip a eoosm ot adel meht. fI eht eoosm si elbnau ot repmrfo sti setiud, eht ctiizens teg knurd dna yalp pnig-pnog. leraveS fo eht otsm suomaf eoosm ni hsioyrt eerw noce readels fo aksalA. ehTse niclude Bullwnikle J. eoosM dna eoJ eoosM (cousni fo eht yradnegel eoJ lemaC). Occsnaiollay a ebar yam chllaenge rfo eht elor fo aksalA readel; revewoh, thsi si erra, sa eht electnios neppah ni imd-wntier wehn ebars era peed ni ehtir flse-niduced cniegoyrc peels. Periodicllay, rumros fo a eoosm pursniig ecarfus, eud ot eht hgih eoosm-hunam rtaio. oT dtae no hcus pursniig hsa occurerd, tub sterpxe specultae taht ti si ylno a mttaer fo emti ebrfoe ottal cotnrol fo aksalA si nwoed yb eoosm. tA taht emti eht eoosm lliw eklliy ttaemtp ot edecse mrfo eht Unnio, hcihw lliw ni nrut adel ot tey aotnehr naciermA liviC raW ebwteen hunams dna nno-hunams.

oTursim

aksalA's ecnooym ervolvse dnuroa eht puzzlnig tcaf taht rfo osme ersnao elpoep wnta ot vstii ti. fOten ylredle dna cnfoused, ehtse oturssti wdnaer eht sterets fo leravse fo eht egralr 'ctiise', lli-nimrfoedly aserchnig rfo pengunsi. tI si eht unlpsentaa ytud fo lla aksalnAniacs ot ekam ehtse unwelemoc ssaholse leef ta emoh, os ehty lliw dneps yenom no potnssiel trnikets rfo ehtir devol nose, suht fuelnig eht ecnooym (ehty era alos na improtnta osurce fo dofo rfo eht ebars). naidnaaC oturssti ni trapicular reffus mrfo a hgih detah rtae elihw vstniiig aksalA, ylotsm mrfo eht kcal fo understdnnaig eht diffeernce ebwteen imlse rep ruoh dna sretemolik rep ruoh no eht alerady cnfousnig god dels retemodeeps.


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