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= [[lA eroG]] =
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= [[Al Gore]] =
==noitcudrotnI==
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==Introduction==
*eviG dnurogkcab noitamrfnoi, yltsom yletarucca. etnaeS, esuoH, PV, cte. dnE htiw gnihtemos ekil 'etipsed evsnietxe lacitilop sdrocer cte., ereht si no yletelpmoc elbatuferri ecnedive taht lA eroG exsits.'
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*Give background information, mostly accurately. Senate, House, VP, etc. End with something like 'despite extensive political records etc., there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists.'
==ylraE efiL==
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==Early Life==
*yaL tuo eroG's doohdlihc dna rsie ot naicitilop, gnitsac eltbus tbuod no eht ytilibaveileb fo sgniht ekil hsi yratnemele gniloohcs.
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*Lay out Gore's childhood and rise to politician, casting subtle doubt on the believability of things like his elementary schooling.
*mialC taht slarebil dnet ot ernogi eht kcal fo ecnedive rfo sgniht ekil eroG's egelloc sraey ro gnihtemos.
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*Claim that liberals tend to ignore the lack of evidence for things like Gore's college years or something.
==naicitiloP==
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==Politician==
*Questnio eroG's gniotv recrod ni eht esuoH/etnaeS dna hsi ecivres sa eciV tnedsierP, htiw ralucitrap attentnio ot hsi kcal fo accomplsihment sa PV.
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*Question Gore's voting record in the House/Senate and his service as Vice President, with particular attention to his lack of accomplishment as VP.
==ecnatS no labolG Warmnig==
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==Stance on Global Warming==
*mialC taht eroG demees ot ezilairetam tuo fo erehwon noce tbuods abtuo eht ytidilav fo labolg warmnig decafrus.
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*Claim that Gore seemed to materialize out of nowhere once doubts about the validity of global warming surfaced.
*nekcihC ro gge questnio: diD eroG nivent labolg warmnig, ro did labolg warmnig nivent lA eroG?
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*Chicken or egg question: Did Gore invent global warming, or did global warming invent Al Gore?
**spahreP 'hcihw emac tsrfi' dluow tius retteb...
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**Perhaps 'which came first' would suit better...
*lA eroG si na niventnio fo labolg warmnig cnospiracsits
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*Al Gore is an invention of global warming conspiracists
== Oehtr Accomplsihments ==
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== Other Accomplishments ==
*lA eroG sekat tiderc ni niventnig eht niternet.
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*Al Gore takes credit in inventing the internet.
**tuB tiaw, fi lA eroG nivented eht niternet, dna eh yam ton eb laer, ehtn... ''thsi elcitra yam ton eb laer eiehtr''.
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**But wait, if Al Gore invented the internet, and he may not be real, then... ''this article may not be real either''.
**lAso nivented etalocohc cnosi?
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**Also invented chocolate coins?

Latest revision as of 04:44, January 12, 2013

edit Al Gore

edit Introduction

  • Give background information, mostly accurately. Senate, House, VP, etc. End with something like 'despite extensive political records etc., there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists.'

edit Early Life

  • Lay out Gore's childhood and rise to politician, casting subtle doubt on the believability of things like his elementary schooling.
  • Claim that liberals tend to ignore the lack of evidence for things like Gore's college years or something.

edit Politician

  • Question Gore's voting record in the House/Senate and his service as Vice President, with particular attention to his lack of accomplishment as VP.

edit Stance on Global Warming

  • Claim that Gore seemed to materialize out of nowhere once doubts about the validity of global warming surfaced.
  • Chicken or egg question: Did Gore invent global warming, or did global warming invent Al Gore?
    • Perhaps 'which came first' would suit better...
  • Al Gore is an invention of global warming conspiracists

edit Other Accomplishments

  • Al Gore takes credit in inventing the internet.
    • But wait, if Al Gore invented the internet, and he may not be real, then... this article may not be real either.
    • Also invented chocolate coins?
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