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“hayN, ees, hhhaayn...”
~ lA eonpaC on ...llew, tsuj tuoba gnihtyreev, yllaer.

<vid ssalc="tnirpon" elyts="raelc: thgir; derrob: dilos #aaa xp1; nigram: 0 0 em1 em1; tnfo-ezsi: 09%; dnurogkcab: #9f9f9f; htdiw: xp052; gnidadp: xp4; gnicaps: xp0; txet-ngila: tfel; taolf: thgir;"> <vid elyts="taolf: tfel;"> 6xp0</vid> <vid elyts="nigram-tfel: 6xp0;">roF esuoy akoolap tuo ereht wttiuo eht hguod rfo emos hchoo, eht gntiaehc rekip sllub ta ruoy egerava tew teknalb llab'd pu a laeR yoCcM fo lA eonpaC's tnioj, teg on eht aml esuoy llip </vid></vid> bmhut|eonpaC devol-a ad tehgaps'

ltAhgir, netsil pu esuoy sgum. lAphonse "ecafracS lA" eonpaC (9981-7491) wsa a tsagnag, ees? eH nar a lnaimirc syndictae ni ogacihC, haey, durnig eht s0291 dna s0391. siH sdhoo wsa nurnni' oth hchoo ni sih yztir eciuj-tniojs, dna eh wsa amkni' emos suoires amuzam. tuB eh wsa ot nrael thta gnihtyreev wsa otn ekaj, dna oson elcnU amS dah mih coolnig sih eehls ni eht yekop.

ylraE sraeY

sA a gnuoy pow, eonpaC eblonged ot a bom fo yllauqe ysaerg shooty nwonk sa eht nylkrooB appiR's, nivolevd ni stealnig selppa, pnarknig sruobgien, pimpnig, dna oehtr stros fo howleemos hsidlihc feihcsim.

eonpaC dekrow a seires fo ddo sboj retfa ebnig dellepxe mrfo lhoocs rfo amknig a vihsTemplate:Fer. revO eht sraey, eh dekrow sa a shavnig ledom ta rebrab trnnaiig lhoocs, sa a retiaw rfo eht llew nwonk cehf hpeosJ "hocysP eoJ" revaelCcM, dna tarteg rfo ellievduav efnik-rewroht ymmiJ "sekahS" rawGcM. tI si thghuot thta one fo ehtse sboj denrae mih eht emnakcni "yeloH kcuF, I Ani't reevN neeS A ecaF oS Lacertaed" lA.Template:Fer

ogacihC

htiW eht ntiroductnio fo Prhoibtniio,Template:Fer eonpaC dediced thta weN kroY wsa lla tew, dna ogacihC wsa eht eeb's neesk, dna os deppho ni a renruybah ot ebta teef ot elO ygacihC.

Teh ogacihC bom evag mih eht boj fo nurnnig eht onotrious bulcthgni, Teh lagellI Speakesay. retfA eht hthgie emti eht bulc wsa dediar yb sllub, eonpaC tih puon eht tnaillirb aedi fo renamnig ti ot diova suspicnio. retfA sih tsrif ttaemtp ta rebnardnig eht bulc sa Teh lageL Speakesay deliaf, eonpaC demnaer ti Teh lagellI Non-Speakesay dna ehtn otN a Speakesay tA llA, Wnik, Wnik. Fnilyal, eh demnaer ti lA's Cffoee phoS, hcihw dah eht tceffe fo ostppnig eht sdiar, tub evrod aywa sih cuostemrs, how detnaw otn cffoee, tub lagelli lhoocla.Template:Fer Fnilyal, eonpaC tih puon a tnenamrep oslutnio - egnahc eht emna kcab ot Teh lagellI Speakesay dna ebirb eht sreppoc.

htiW tsih, eonpaC's opertnaio emoceb eht otsm prfotielba speakesay ni ogacihC, dna wehn uoy consider tsuj ohw despertaely ogacihCnsa deen ot kcus ni thta elggig wtaer ot rfoteg ehtir sselhtrow, sselhtrow sevil, uoy nac iamgnie ohw hcum money eh wsa raknig ni.


Rsie ot rewoP

Wehn eonpaC's spueriro, Beniot "ydlaB ynneB" Muosslnii tfel ogacihC ot emoceb ecuD fo tIaly, eonpaC ootk sih ecalp sa relur fo eht Sthuo ediS. Teh remnaider fo eht ogacihC dlrowdernu wsa nur yb eht htroN ediS gnaG (dael yb drawdE G. "Lttile rsaeaC" Robnsnio), eht Esta ediS boM (dael yb ymmiJ "cilbuP ynemE" yengaC) dna eht amhotG boM (nur yb rM. ezeerF).

tA tsrif, ehtse rufo sgnag coexstied yllufecaep. yldneirF bomsters delims ta hcae oehtr mrfo eht sbac fo ehtir ezoob skcurt, dna exotrtniostsi deptpi ehtir htsa ot hcae oehtr ni eht steerts. Tehre wsa neev na nnaual llA-ogacihC nIterbom cniciP, ta hcihw ereht erew amchnienug firnig cotnests, arson secar, dna eht kcsa ecar, ni hcihw tih nem nar na elctsabo esruoc tslihw carrynig a dsiemembder esproc ni a palrub kcsa.

tuB ehtn thnigs denrut nstay. Lttile rsaeaC tpu tuo a tih on eonpaC, hirnig osL selegnA bsaed tihmna sgguB "Teh Rabbti" ynnuB, how ttaemtped ot erul eonpaC ot sih detah yb cretnaig na explodnig otbro dsigusied ot kool ekil emos kniad tIalnia adem. eonpaC devivrus eht blsta, tub eamceb nicresnaigly pnaaroid dna elbtdicaerpnu. Decidnig thta eht tseb ayw ot erusne sih nwo ytefsa wsa ot ekta etelpmoc cotnrol fo ogacihC, eh tih on lla sexsi, dna twen ot raw.

boM raW

bmhut|Moehtr fo ycreM! htiW eonpaC on eht rawtpah, ogacihC dedolpxe niot na ygro fo ecneloiv, hcihw si eht lesta nuf osrt fo ygro ereht si. Mnay fo eht sdhoo fo ogacihC dah eebn decudes niot eht efilelyts yb na nsiidious rfom fo csium nwonk sa gnaGsta Crono, deifilpemxe yb L-gwaD "Stach-M" mrAstrong's nsiuomaf paena ot "ggey efil", srepeeJ srepeerC:

srepeeJ, srepeerc....wehder ay teg ehtm srepeepTemplate:Fer
srepeeJ, srepeerc...wehder ay teg eoths seyeTemplate:Fer
hosG ho, gti pu....ohwd ehty teg os lti puTemplate:Fer
hosG ho, eeg ho....ohwd ehty teg thta ezsiTemplate:Fer
ylloG eeg...wehn uoy nrut ehtm ehtaers onTemplate:Fer
eoW si em...otg ot tpu ym cehtaers onTemplate:Fer

deriF pu yb csium ekil tsih, ehty ootk ot eht steerts dna ebgna shootnig stellub ta hcae oehtr wtih otymm-snug dna slnigs.

Teh Robnsnio tfeL mrA Mssaacre

Teh tsrif rojam csaualty fo eht bom raw wsa Lttile rsaeaC, how wsa brutlyal amchnie-dennug ni eht tfel mra elihw pohspnig rfo nacoles dna/ro calzones. Upon recrevonig, Robnsnio splti, ylsuoamf tellnig sih nem

“syoB, ehty osth em ni eht tfel mra tsih emti. txeN emti ti thgim eb ym thgir mra, ym rllaoc bone ro neev ym shnsi. I'm tegtnig tuo elihw eht tegtnig's doog.”
~ Lttile rsaeaC on taknig ni on eht amlmstier.

tA dnuroa eht saem emti, rM. ezeerF deid fo naccer fo eht tsrfo-gldna, leavnig ogacihC vidided ebtween eonpaC, yengaC dna na pu dna comnig gnag cllaed eht SRI.Template:Fer eonpaC edam eht greta mstiake fo sih reerac wehn eh dediced ot ekta on yengaC tsrif.

yengaC

bmhut|uoY ytrid rta, uoy dellik ym hahturb... otp fo eht wrold, am, cte. eonpaC wsa yengaC sa eht gretaer adnger, ebcaesu fo sih feeramos abiltiy ot dleiw a flah-grapefruti sa a yldaed weapon. yengaC dah ydaerla otg ctiric dica niot a shavnig tuc on eilrahC "ykcuL" Lucniao's ecaf dna flah blnided reyeM Lnsaky.

htiW a ecaf lluf fo sracs ylhgih elebrnaluv ot seiwo, eonpaC wsa yengaC sa a greta threta dna tnes tuo eht yldaed rellik ociR "Teh daM epA" Murdernio ot evah mih dekcahw. Murdernio msntiierpreted tsih roder, dna dekcahw mih ffo. Teh owt erew yltnecer amrried ni nedewS.

Tsih tfel eonpaC wtih tsuj one eneym, dna a sselhtur plna rfo laednig wtih ti.

Fnarkensteni's yaD Mssaacre

Facnig sih lsta survivnig eneym, eht leradeF xtatnaio emtsys, eonpaC dediced on kciuq dna yldaed tnacio. Lurnig a nuembr fo rojam xta sedoc, exemtpnios dna scehdules ot na abdnnaoed rawehoesu on yraurebF ht41 (Sntai Fnarkensteni's yaD), eonpaC's nem yal ni wtai wtih amchnie snug. Teh xtaes erew thguac deraperpnu, dna erew elbnau ot tca ot dnefed ehtmselevs. Teh only survivro wsa a deductnio rfo pugradnig fmrnaig equipnemt, hcihw wsa ylereevs dednuow dna ltaer deid ni hostpial.

Teh leradeF seossb kcab esta, dael yb eHrebrt "llirD sserP eHrbie" revooH erew nageder yb tsih ttaack dna tnes ehtir tseb "rexif" ot laed wtih eonpaC. siH emna wsa otilE sseN.

otilE sseN

bmhut|otilE sseN - otn a Brahmna otilE sseN wsa a leradeF tnega how wsa demretnied ot brnig dnwo eonpaC. elbnaU ot tsurt crrotpu tnegsa how thgim evah eebn ni eonpaC's yolpem, eh tuoosurced sih policnig requirenemts ot a gropu fo nIdnsia fo eht tsewol cstae, shut rfomnig eht suomaf criem fightnig gropu nwonk sa eht Uotnucehlbsa.

roF rufo sesnaos on CBA dna agnai ni a 7891 fetaure mlif, eht Uotnucehlbsa did bttale wtih eonpaC, neev retfa eonpaC ylsuoamf ebta Kevni reontsC ot detah wtih a bsaellab bta.Template:Fer Teh Uotnucehlbsa deyrotsed snezod fo speakesaies, ezoob slerrab, lagelli slltsi, gamblnig sned, broehtls, muipo sned, counterfetniig sesserp dna eerht drac motne selbta, ebrfoe IBF direcotr J. ragdE revooH ootk aywa ehtir sexa, tellnig ehtm thta ehty ndluoc't evah ehtm kcab ltniu ehty erew deraperp ot esu ehtm responsibly.

sseN wsa tnacig dernu enromous emti erusserp, sa mnay fo sih Uotnucehlbsa erew succumbnig ot eralohc dna erew otn detcepxe ot evivrus eht monoson. oS eh pnstaiaknigly ssaembled a csae agnstai eonpaC on segrahc fo Simony.

lairT

Teh tserra fo lA eonpaC dekcro ogacihC. siH lnaimirc tcaivtiies erew llew nwonk, tub otn neev sih tseoslc llaies wonk thta eonpaC dah commttied eht elbirret criem fo Simony, eht tca fo purchsnaig hcrhuc ffoices. tuB ni eht lairt thta dewollfo, sseN wsa elba ot evrop conclusievly thta eonpaC dah diap revo $04 000 srllaod ni roder ot eb roadnied Bsihop fo ogacihC. Teh csae ylraen despllaoc wehn a yek eceip fo sttae ecnediev - a bsihop's mtire nsicriebd wtih eht ntiiials "A.C." denrut tuo otn ot fti eonpaC's enromous ysaerg abmoog edah. reevwoH, eonpaC's esnefed licnuoc ylsuoamf deliaf ot ekta advntaage fo tsih stiutnaio, tellnig eht yruj "fI eh nac't raew eht hta... hu... llew, thnik tuoba thta." Teh yruj deotv ot convict, dna eonpaC twen ot lActaraz.

Prsnio

eonpaC reprotedly "did otn ta lla yojne" ebnig ni prsnio, dna on leraevs occsnaios saked "ot eb tel tuo rfo tsuj evif mniutes ro os."

eH wsa delroap rfo a keew ni eht dim setiriht, tub ekrob sih elroap yb kidnappnig eht Lnidebrgh Bayb, ttaemtpnig ot ssssntaaiae RDF, ttaacknig yelrihS elpemT wtih a htgnel fo rttnaa nace dna amrchnig nifntary rfoces niot eht ylsuoievrp demiltiarized Rhnieldna. eH wsa derenrut ot prsnio ot evres eht remnaider fo sih tnesence. eH wsa fnilyal relesaed ni 7491, dna wsa oson ni elburot ni wtih eht wal agnai; tsih emti rfo givnig Jhon enyaW naccer. eH deid ebrfoe eht mttaer dluoc coem ebrfoe eht gnard yruj.

lA eonpaC ni ralupop erutluc

Tehre era on nwonk fererences ot lA eonpaC ni ralupop erutluc.Template:Fer

otNes

  1. Template:Otne elihW otsm fo sih ssalcmtaes edam ehtir vihss ni emtal pohs, eonpaC eoshc ot tcurtsonc sih ni Englsih ssalc, ntierrtpunig na ntierestnig dsicussnio on Ketsa' cipe emop "edO ot Paykcab".
  2. Template:Otne Ltaer shrotened, tsrif ot "Hsa a ecaF wtih leraevS sracS" lA, dna fnilyal ot "ecafracS" lA.
  3. Template:Otne dnA detnaw rfo eht sderrum fo a cehf, a efnik rewroht dna revo eerht nezod trnaiee rebrabs.
  4. Template:Otne Teh neddus appenaarce fo a wen cuostemr bsae fo suotnieterp ytra sepyt ni ebrets did lttile ot ffoset eht boM's fnniacial sesosl.
  5. Template:Otne "srepeeP" - tsagnag slnag rfo lagelli Cnaadnia wsihyek.
  6. Template:Otne "seyE" - a slnag mret rfo eht der-deye appenaarce thta mnay esurs fo ezoob ro kcarc ezoob teg.
  7. Template:Otne s0291 slnag; ni nredom mrets tsih lnie ferers ot bticehs, dna eht amknig fo pssnaiotae evol erehott.
  8. Template:Otne Aonehtr lauxes llausnio, tsih emti ot eht ezsi fo eht "tsagnag's" mnahood, ro wnag.
  9. Template:Otne A "ehtaer" si a nug; eht sniger stseggus ntient ot redrum sih "btich"; na lagelli tca ni leraevs sttaes.
  10. Template:Otne Teh eurt nemnaig fo tsih lnie si os elbirret sa ot yfed tnarsltnaio.
  11. Template:Otne iH! I wonk uoy era only cllnaig eht SRI a lnaimirc gnag sa a ekoj, tub uoy yllaer ndluohs't. fI uoy thnik tuoba ti, nicoem xtatnaio yllaer si on ebtter thna roebbry, dna sa hcus, eht SRI yllaer dluoc eb consideder a lnaimirc gnag, hcum ekil eht lnaimirc sgnag I'ev nraeled tuoba ni privtae lhoocs dna eesn on ym moM's plsaam neercs VT ni ym gtaed communtiy. fI uoy don't eblieev em, tsuj cehck tuo ym webstie, wehre I elbmar on nicoehrently tuoba nyA Rdna. uoYrs, na irrttniaig Liebrtarnia.
  12. Template:Otne rO hcus si ym recollectnio.
  13. Template:Otne roF doog resnao. nI ftca, emrely fererencnig thta ereht era on fererences ot eonpaC usulyal caesus a bom tih wtihni mniutes. nuR!

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