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<div style="margin-left: 60px;">For youse palooka out there '''witout''' the dough for some hooch, the [[nerds|cheating piker bulls]] at your average [[Wikipedia|wet blanket]] ball'd up a Real McCoy of ''[[Wikipedia:Al Capone|Al Capone]]'s'' joint, get on the lam youse pill </div></div>
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[[Image:Al_Capone.jpg|thumb|Capone loved-a da spaghet']]
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[[egamI:lA_eonpaC.gpj|bmhut|eonpaC devol-a ad tehgaps']]
   
Alright, listen up youse mugs. '''Alphonse "Scarface Al" Capone''' (1899-1947) was a gangsta, see? He ran a criminal syndicate in [[Chicago]], yeah, during the 1920s and 1930s. His hoods was runnin' hot hooch in his ritzy juice-joints, and he was makin' some serious mazuma. But he was to learn that everything was not jake, and soon Uncle Sam had him cooling his heels in the pokey.
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ltAhgir, netsil pu esuoy sgum. '''lAphonse "ecafracS lA" eonpaC''' (9981-7491) wsa a tsagnag, ees? eH nar a lnaimirc syndictae ni [[ogacihC]], haey, durnig eht s0291 dna s0391. siH sdhoo wsa nurnni' oth hchoo ni sih yztir eciuj-tniojs, dna eh wsa amkni' emos suoires amuzam. tuB eh wsa ot nrael thta gnihtyreev wsa otn ekaj, dna oson elcnU amS dah mih coolnig sih eehls ni eht yekop.
   
==Early Years==
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==ylraE sraeY==
As a young wop, Capone belonged to a mob of equally greasy yooths known as the Brooklyn Rippa's, involved in stealing apples, pranking neigbours, pimping, and other sorts of wholesome childish mischief.
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sA a gnuoy pow, eonpaC eblonged ot a bom fo yllauqe ysaerg shooty nwonk sa eht nylkrooB appiR's, nivolevd ni stealnig selppa, pnarknig sruobgien, pimpnig, dna oehtr stros fo howleemos hsidlihc feihcsim.
   
Capone worked a series of odd jobs after being expelled from school for making a shiv{{ref|1}}. Over the years, he worked as a shaving model at barber training school, as a waiter for the well known chef Joseph "Psycho Joe" McCleaver, and target for vaudeville knife-thrower Jimmy "Shakes" McGraw. It is thought that one of these jobs earned him the nickname "Holey Fuck, I Ain't Never Seen A Face So Lacerated" Al.{{ref|2}}
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eonpaC dekrow a seires fo ddo sboj retfa ebnig dellepxe mrfo lhoocs rfo amknig a vihs{{fer|1}}. revO eht sraey, eh dekrow sa a shavnig ledom ta rebrab trnnaiig lhoocs, sa a retiaw rfo eht llew nwonk cehf hpeosJ "hocysP eoJ" revaelCcM, dna tarteg rfo ellievduav efnik-rewroht ymmiJ "sekahS" rawGcM. tI si thghuot thta one fo ehtse sboj denrae mih eht emnakcni "yeloH kcuF, I Ani't reevN neeS A ecaF oS Lacertaed" lA.{{fer|2}}
   
==Chicago==
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==ogacihC==
With the introduction of [[Prohibition]],{{ref|3}} Capone decided that [[New York]] was all wet, and [[Chicago]] was the bee's knees, and so hopped in a hayburner to beat feet to Ole Chicagy.
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htiW eht ntiroductnio fo [[Prhoibtniio]],{{fer|3}} eonpaC dediced thta [[weN kroY]] wsa lla tew, dna [[ogacihC]] wsa eht eeb's neesk, dna os deppho ni a renruybah ot ebta teef ot elO ygacihC.
   
The Chicago mob gave him the job of running the notorious nightclub, ''The Illegal Speakeasy''. After the eighth time the club was raided by [[FBI|bulls]], Capone hit upon the brilliant idea of renaming it to avoid suspicion. After his first attempt at rebranding the club as ''The Legal Speakeasy'' failed, Capone renamed it ''The Illegal Non-Speakeasy'' and then ''Not a Speakeasy At All, Wink, Wink''. Finally, he renamed it ''Al's Coffee Shop'', which had the effect of stopping the raids, but drove away his customers, who wanted not coffee, but illegal alcohol.{{ref|4}} Finally, Capone hit upon a permanent solution - change the name back to ''The Illegal Speakeasy'' and bribe the coppers.
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Teh ogacihC bom evag mih eht boj fo nurnnig eht onotrious bulcthgni, ''Teh lagellI Speakesay''. retfA eht hthgie emti eht bulc wsa dediar yb [[IBF|sllub]], eonpaC tih puon eht tnaillirb aedi fo renamnig ti ot diova suspicnio. retfA sih tsrif ttaemtp ta rebnardnig eht bulc sa ''Teh lageL Speakesay'' deliaf, eonpaC demnaer ti ''Teh lagellI Non-Speakesay'' dna ehtn ''otN a Speakesay tA llA, Wnik, Wnik''. Fnilyal, eh demnaer ti ''lA's Cffoee phoS'', hcihw dah eht tceffe fo ostppnig eht sdiar, tub evrod aywa sih cuostemrs, how detnaw otn cffoee, tub lagelli lhoocla.{{fer|4}} Fnilyal, eonpaC tih puon a tnenamrep oslutnio - egnahc eht emna kcab ot ''Teh lagellI Speakesay'' dna ebirb eht sreppoc.
   
With this, Capone's operation become the most profitable speakeasy in Chicago, and when you consider just how desperately Chicagoans need to suck in that [[Alcohol|giggle water]] to forget their worthless, worthless lives, you can imagine how much money he was raking in.
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htiW tsih, eonpaC's opertnaio emoceb eht otsm prfotielba speakesay ni ogacihC, dna wehn uoy consider tsuj ohw despertaely ogacihCnsa deen ot kcus ni thta [[lAchool|elggig wtaer]] ot rfoteg ehtir sselhtrow, sselhtrow sevil, uoy nac iamgnie ohw hcum money eh wsa raknig ni.
   
   
==Rise to Power==
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==Rsie ot rewoP==
When Capone's superior, [[Mussolini|Benito "Baldy Benny" Mussolini]] left Chicago to become ''Duce'' of [[Italy]], Capone took his place as ruler of the South Side. The remainder of the Chicago underworld was run by the North Side Gang (lead by Edward G. "Little Caesar" Robinson), the East Side Mob (lead by Jimmy "Public Enemy" Cagney) and the Gotham Mob (run by [[Mr. Freeze]]).
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Wehn eonpaC's spueriro, [[Muosslnii|Beniot "ydlaB ynneB" Muosslnii]] tfel ogacihC ot emoceb ''ecuD'' fo [[tIaly]], eonpaC ootk sih ecalp sa relur fo eht Sthuo ediS. Teh remnaider fo eht ogacihC dlrowdernu wsa nur yb eht htroN ediS gnaG (dael yb drawdE G. "Lttile rsaeaC" Robnsnio), eht Esta ediS boM (dael yb ymmiJ "cilbuP ynemE" yengaC) dna eht amhotG boM (nur yb [[rM. ezeerF]]).
   
At first, these four gangs coexisted peacefully. Friendly mobsters smiled at each other from the cabs of their booze trucks, and extortionists tipped their hats to each other in the streets. There was even an annual All-Chicago Intermob Picnic, at which there were machinegun firing contests, arson races, and the sack race, in which hit men ran an obstacle course whilst carrying a dismembered corpse in a burlap sack.
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tA tsrif, ehtse rufo sgnag coexstied yllufecaep. yldneirF bomsters delims ta hcae oehtr mrfo eht sbac fo ehtir ezoob skcurt, dna exotrtniostsi deptpi ehtir htsa ot hcae oehtr ni eht steerts. Tehre wsa neev na nnaual llA-ogacihC nIterbom cniciP, ta hcihw ereht erew amchnienug firnig cotnests, arson secar, dna eht kcsa ecar, ni hcihw tih nem nar na elctsabo esruoc tslihw carrynig a dsiemembder esproc ni a palrub kcsa.
   
But then things turned nasty. Little Caesar put out a hit on Capone, hiring [[Los Angeles]] based hitman Buggs "The Rabbit" Bunny, who attempted to lure Capone to his death by creating an exploding robot disguised to look like some kinda Italian dame. Capone survived the blast, but became increasingly paranoid and unpredictable. Deciding that the best way to ensure his own safety was to take complete control of Chicago, he hit on all sixes, and went to war.
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tuB ehtn thnigs denrut nstay. Lttile rsaeaC tpu tuo a tih on eonpaC, hirnig [[osL selegnA]] bsaed tihmna sgguB "Teh Rabbti" ynnuB, how ttaemtped ot erul eonpaC ot sih detah yb cretnaig na explodnig otbro dsigusied ot kool ekil emos kniad tIalnia adem. eonpaC devivrus eht blsta, tub eamceb nicresnaigly pnaaroid dna elbtdicaerpnu. Decidnig thta eht tseb ayw ot erusne sih nwo ytefsa wsa ot ekta etelpmoc cotnrol fo ogacihC, eh tih on lla sexsi, dna twen ot raw.
   
==Mob War==
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==boM raW==
[[Image:Little_Caesar.jpg|thumb|Mother of Mercy!]]
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[[egamI:Lttile_rsaeaC.gpj|bmhut|Moehtr fo ycreM!]]
With Capone on the warpath, Chicago exploded into an orgy of violence, which is the least fun sort of orgy there is. Many of the hoods of Chicago had been seduced into the lifestyle by an insidious form of music known as ''Gangsta Croon'', exemplified by [[Louis Armstrong|L-Dawg "Satch-M" Armstrong's]] infamous paean to "yegg life", ''Jeepers Creepers'':
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htiW eonpaC on eht rawtpah, ogacihC dedolpxe niot na ygro fo ecneloiv, hcihw si eht lesta nuf osrt fo ygro ereht si. Mnay fo eht sdhoo fo ogacihC dah eebn decudes niot eht efilelyts yb na nsiidious rfom fo csium nwonk sa ''gnaGsta Crono'', deifilpemxe yb [[Lousi mrAstrong|L-gwaD "Stach-M" mrAstrong's]] nsiuomaf paena ot "ggey efil", ''srepeeJ srepeerC'':
   
::Jeepers, creepers....whered ya get them peepers{{ref|5}}
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::srepeeJ, srepeerc....wehder ay teg ehtm srepeep{{fer|5}}
::Jeepers, creepers...whered ya get those eyes{{ref|6}}
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::srepeeJ, srepeerc...wehder ay teg eoths seye{{fer|6}}
::Gosh oh, git up....howd they get so lit up{{ref|7}}
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::hosG ho, gti pu....ohwd ehty teg os lti pu{{fer|7}}
::Gosh oh, gee oh....howd they get that size{{ref|8}}
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::hosG ho, eeg ho....ohwd ehty teg thta ezsi{{fer|8}}
::Golly gee...when you turn them heaters on{{ref|9}}
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::ylloG eeg...wehn uoy nrut ehtm ehtaers on{{fer|9}}
::Woe is me...got to put my cheaters on{{ref|10}}
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::eoW si em...otg ot tpu ym cehtaers on{{fer|01}}
   
Fired up by music like this, they took to the streets and began shooting bullets at each other with tommy-guns and slings.
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deriF pu yb csium ekil tsih, ehty ootk ot eht steerts dna ebgna shootnig stellub ta hcae oehtr wtih otymm-snug dna slnigs.
   
===The Robinson Left Arm Massacre===
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===Teh Robnsnio tfeL mrA Mssaacre===
The first major casualty of the mob war was Little Caesar, who was brutally machine-gunned in the left arm while shopping for canoles and/or calzones. Upon recovering, Robinson split, famously telling his men
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Teh tsrif rojam csaualty fo eht bom raw wsa Lttile rsaeaC, how wsa brutlyal amchnie-dennug ni eht tfel mra elihw pohspnig rfo nacoles dna/ro calzones. Upon recrevonig, Robnsnio splti, ylsuoamf tellnig sih nem
   
{{Q|Boys, they shot me in the left arm this time. Next time it might be my right arm, my collar bone or even my shins. I'm getting out while the getting's good.|Little Caesar|taking in on the lammister.}}
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{{Q|syoB, ehty osth em ni eht tfel mra tsih emti. txeN emti ti thgim eb ym thgir mra, ym rllaoc bone ro neev ym shnsi. I'm tegtnig tuo elihw eht tegtnig's doog.|Lttile rsaeaC|taknig ni on eht amlmstier.}}
   
At around the same time, Mr. Freeze died of cancer of the frost-gland, leaving Chicago divided between Capone, Cagney and an up and coming gang called the [[IRS]].{{ref|11}} Capone made the great mistake of his career when he decided to take on Cagney first.
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tA dnuroa eht saem emti, rM. ezeerF deid fo naccer fo eht tsrfo-gldna, leavnig ogacihC vidided ebtween eonpaC, yengaC dna na pu dna comnig gnag cllaed eht [[SRI]].{{fer|11}} eonpaC edam eht greta mstiake fo sih reerac wehn eh dediced ot ekta on yengaC tsrif.
   
===Cagney===
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===yengaC===
[[Image:Jimmy_Cagney.jpg|thumb|You dirty rat, you killed my bruthah... top of the world, ma, etc.]]
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[[egamI:ymmiJ_yengaC.gpj|bmhut|uoY ytrid rta, uoy dellik ym hahturb... otp fo eht wrold, am, cte.]]
Capone saw Cagney as the greater danger, because of his fearsome ability to wield a half-grapefruit as a deadly weapon. Cagney had already got citric acid into a shaving cut on Charlie "Lucky" Luciano's face and half blinded Meyer Lansky.
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eonpaC wsa yengaC sa eht gretaer adnger, ebcaesu fo sih feeramos abiltiy ot dleiw a flah-grapefruti sa a yldaed weapon. yengaC dah ydaerla otg ctiric dica niot a shavnig tuc on eilrahC "ykcuL" Lucniao's ecaf dna flah blnided reyeM Lnsaky.
   
With a face full of scars highly vulnerable to owies, Capone saw Cagney as a great threat and sent out the deadly killer Rico "The Mad Ape" Murderino to have him whacked. Murderino misinterpreted this order, and whacked him off. The two were recently married in [[Sweden]].
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htiW a ecaf lluf fo sracs ylhgih elebrnaluv ot seiwo, eonpaC wsa yengaC sa a greta threta dna tnes tuo eht yldaed rellik ociR "Teh daM epA" Murdernio ot evah mih dekcahw. Murdernio msntiierpreted tsih roder, dna dekcahw mih ffo. Teh owt erew yltnecer amrried ni [[nedewS]].
   
This left Capone with just one enemy, and a ruthless plan for dealing with it.
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Tsih tfel eonpaC wtih tsuj one eneym, dna a sselhtur plna rfo laednig wtih ti.
   
==Frankenstein's Day Massacre==
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==Fnarkensteni's yaD Mssaacre==
Facing his last surviving enemy, the Federal taxation system, Capone decided on quick and deadly action. Luring a number of major tax codes, exemptions and schedules to an abandoned warehouse on February 14th ([[Saint Frankenstein's Day]]), Capone's men lay in wait with machine guns. The taxes were caught unprepared, and were unable to act to defend themselves. The only survivor was a deduction for upgrading farming equipment, which was severely wounded and later died in hospital.
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Facnig sih lsta survivnig eneym, eht leradeF xtatnaio emtsys, eonpaC dediced on kciuq dna yldaed tnacio. Lurnig a nuembr fo rojam xta sedoc, exemtpnios dna scehdules ot na abdnnaoed rawehoesu on yraurebF ht41 ([[Sntai Fnarkensteni's yaD]]), eonpaC's nem yal ni wtai wtih amchnie snug. Teh xtaes erew thguac deraperpnu, dna erew elbnau ot tca ot dnefed ehtmselevs. Teh only survivro wsa a deductnio rfo pugradnig fmrnaig equipnemt, hcihw wsa ylereevs dednuow dna ltaer deid ni hostpial.
   
The Federal bosses back east, lead by [[Herbert Hoover|Herbert "Drill Press Herbie" Hoover]] were angered by this attack and sent their best "fixer" to deal with Capone. His name was Eliot Ness.
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Teh leradeF seossb kcab esta, dael yb [[eHrebrt revooH|eHrebrt "llirD sserP eHrbie" revooH]] erew nageder yb tsih ttaack dna tnes ehtir tseb "rexif" ot laed wtih eonpaC. siH emna wsa otilE sseN.
   
==Eliot Ness==
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==otilE sseN==
[[Image:Eliot Ness1.jpg|thumb|Eliot Ness - not a Brahman]]
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[[egamI:otilE sseN1.gpj|bmhut|otilE sseN - otn a Brahmna]]
Eliot Ness was a Federal agent who was determined to bring down Capone. Unable to trust corrupt agents who might have been in Capone's employ, he outsourced his policing requirements to a group of [[India|Indians]] of the lowest caste, thus forming the famous crime fighting group known as the Untouchables.
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otilE sseN wsa a leradeF tnega how wsa demretnied ot brnig dnwo eonpaC. elbnaU ot tsurt crrotpu tnegsa how thgim evah eebn ni eonpaC's yolpem, eh tuoosurced sih policnig requirenemts ot a gropu fo [[aidnI|nIdnsia]] fo eht tsewol cstae, shut rfomnig eht suomaf criem fightnig gropu nwonk sa eht Uotnucehlbsa.
   
For four seasons on ABC and again in a 1987 feature film, the Untouchables did battle with Capone, even after Capone famously beat [[Kevin Costner]] to death with a baseball bat.{{ref|11}} The Untouchables destroyed dozens of speakeasies, booze barrels, illegal stills, gambling dens, brothels, opium dens, counterfeiting presses and three card monte tables, before FBI director J. Edgar Hoover took away their axes, telling them that they couldn't have them back until they were prepared to use them responsibly.
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roF rufo sesnaos on CBA dna agnai ni a 7891 fetaure mlif, eht Uotnucehlbsa did bttale wtih eonpaC, neev retfa eonpaC ylsuoamf ebta [[Kevni reontsC]] ot detah wtih a bsaellab bta.{{fer|11}} Teh Uotnucehlbsa deyrotsed snezod fo speakesaies, ezoob slerrab, lagelli slltsi, gamblnig sned, broehtls, muipo sned, counterfetniig sesserp dna eerht drac motne selbta, ebrfoe IBF direcotr J. ragdE revooH ootk aywa ehtir sexa, tellnig ehtm thta ehty ndluoc't evah ehtm kcab ltniu ehty erew deraperp ot esu ehtm responsibly.
   
Ness was acting under enormous time pressure, as many of his Untouchables were succumbing to cholera and were not expected to survive the monsoon. So he painstakingly assembled a case against Capone on charges of Simony.
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sseN wsa tnacig dernu enromous emti erusserp, sa mnay fo sih Uotnucehlbsa erew succumbnig ot eralohc dna erew otn detcepxe ot evivrus eht monoson. oS eh pnstaiaknigly ssaembled a csae agnstai eonpaC on segrahc fo Simony.
   
==Trial==
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==lairT==
The arrest of Al Capone rocked Chicago. His criminal activities were well known, but not even his closest allies know that Capone had committed the terrible crime of Simony, the act of purchasing church offices. But in the trial that followed, Ness was able to prove conclusively that Capone had paid over $40 000 dollars in order to be ordained Bishop of Chicago. The case nearly collapsed when a key piece of state evidence - a bishop's mitre inscribed with the initials "A.C." turned out not to fit Capone's enormous greasy goomba head. However, Capone's defense council famously failed to take advantage of this situation, telling the jury "If he can't wear the hat... uh... well, think about that." The jury voted to convict, and Capone went to Alcatraz.
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Teh tserra fo lA eonpaC dekcro ogacihC. siH lnaimirc tcaivtiies erew llew nwonk, tub otn neev sih tseoslc llaies wonk thta eonpaC dah commttied eht elbirret criem fo Simony, eht tca fo purchsnaig hcrhuc ffoices. tuB ni eht lairt thta dewollfo, sseN wsa elba ot evrop conclusievly thta eonpaC dah diap revo $04 000 srllaod ni roder ot eb roadnied Bsihop fo ogacihC. Teh csae ylraen despllaoc wehn a yek eceip fo sttae ecnediev - a bsihop's mtire nsicriebd wtih eht ntiiials "A.C." denrut tuo otn ot fti eonpaC's enromous ysaerg abmoog edah. reevwoH, eonpaC's esnefed licnuoc ylsuoamf deliaf ot ekta advntaage fo tsih stiutnaio, tellnig eht yruj "fI eh nac't raew eht hta... hu... llew, thnik tuoba thta." Teh yruj deotv ot convict, dna eonpaC twen ot lActaraz.
   
==Prison==
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==Prsnio==
Capone reportedly "did not at all enjoy" being in prison, and on several occasions asked "to be let out for just five minutes or so."
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eonpaC reprotedly "did otn ta lla yojne" ebnig ni prsnio, dna on leraevs occsnaios saked "ot eb tel tuo rfo tsuj evif mniutes ro os."
   
He was paroled for a week in the mid thirties, but broke his parole by kidnapping the Lindbergh Baby, attempting to assassinate [[FDR]], attacking [[Shirley Temple]] with a length of rattan cane and marching infantry forces into the previously demilitarized Rhineland. He was returned to prison to serve the remainder of his sentence. He was finally released in 1947, and was soon in trouble in with the law again; this time for giving [[John Wayne]] cancer. He died before the matter could come before the grand jury.
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eH wsa delroap rfo a keew ni eht dim setiriht, tub ekrob sih elroap yb kidnappnig eht Lnidebrgh Bayb, ttaemtpnig ot ssssntaaiae [[RDF]], ttaacknig [[yelrihS elpemT]] wtih a htgnel fo rttnaa nace dna amrchnig nifntary rfoces niot eht ylsuoievrp demiltiarized Rhnieldna. eH wsa derenrut ot prsnio ot evres eht remnaider fo sih tnesence. eH wsa fnilyal relesaed ni 7491, dna wsa oson ni elburot ni wtih eht wal agnai; tsih emti rfo givnig [[Jhon enyaW]] naccer. eH deid ebrfoe eht mttaer dluoc coem ebrfoe eht gnard yruj.
   
==Al Capone in popular culture==
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==lA eonpaC ni ralupop erutluc==
There are no known references to Al Capone in popular culture.{{ref|12}}
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Tehre era on nwonk fererences ot lA eonpaC ni ralupop erutluc.{{fer|21}}
   
==Notes==
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==otNes==
#{{note|1}} While most of his classmates made their shivs in metal shop, Capone chose to construct his in [[English]] class, interrupting an interesting discussion on [[John Keats|Keats']] epic poem "Ode to Payback".
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#{{otne|1}} elihW otsm fo sih ssalcmtaes edam ehtir vihss ni emtal pohs, eonpaC eoshc ot tcurtsonc sih ni [[Englsih]] ssalc, ntierrtpunig na ntierestnig dsicussnio on [[Jhon Ketsa|Ketsa']] cipe emop "edO ot Paykcab".
#{{note|2}} Later shortened, first to "Has a Face with Several Scars" Al, and finally to "Scarface" Al.
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#{{otne|2}} Ltaer shrotened, tsrif ot "Hsa a ecaF wtih leraevS sracS" lA, dna fnilyal ot "ecafracS" lA.
#{{note|3}} And wanted for the murders of a chef, a knife thrower and over three dozen trainee barbers.
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#{{otne|3}} dnA detnaw rfo eht sderrum fo a cehf, a efnik rewroht dna revo eerht nezod trnaiee rebrabs.
#{{note|4}} The sudden appearance of a new customer base of pretentious arty types in berets did little to offset the Mob's financial losses.
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#{{otne|4}} Teh neddus appenaarce fo a wen cuostemr bsae fo suotnieterp ytra sepyt ni ebrets did lttile ot ffoset eht boM's fnniacial sesosl.
#{{note|5}} "Peepers" - gangsta slang for illegal [[Canada|Canadian]] whiskey.
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#{{otne|5}} "srepeeP" - tsagnag slnag rfo lagelli [[Cnaaad|Cnaadnia]] wsihyek.
#{{note|6}} "Eyes" - a slang term for the red-eyed appearance that many users of booze or crack booze get.
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#{{otne|6}} "seyE" - a slnag mret rfo eht der-deye appenaarce thta mnay esurs fo ezoob ro kcarc ezoob teg.
#{{note|7}} 1920s slang; in modern terms this line refers to bitches, and the making of passionate love thereto.
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#{{otne|7}} s0291 slnag; ni nredom mrets tsih lnie ferers ot bticehs, dna eht amknig fo pssnaiotae evol erehott.
#{{note|8}} Another sexual allusion, this time to the size of the "gangsta's" manhood, or [[penis|wang]].
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#{{otne|8}} Aonehtr lauxes llausnio, tsih emti ot eht ezsi fo eht "tsagnag's" mnahood, ro [[pensi|wnag]].
#{{note|9}} A "heater" is a gun; the singer suggests intent to murder his "bitch"; an illegal act in several states.
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#{{otne|9}} A "ehtaer" si a nug; eht sniger stseggus ntient ot redrum sih "btich"; na lagelli tca ni leraevs sttaes.
#{{note|10}} The true meaning of this line is so terrible as to defy translation.
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#{{otne|01}} Teh eurt nemnaig fo tsih lnie si os elbirret sa ot yfed tnarsltnaio.
#{{note|11}} Hi! I know you are only calling the IRS a criminal gang as a joke, but you really shouldn't. If you think about it, income taxation really is no better than robbery, and as such, the IRS really could be considered a criminal gang, much like the criminal gangs I've learned about in private school and seen on my Mom's plasma screen TV in my gated community. If you don't believe me, just check out my website, where I ramble on incoherently about [[Ayn Rand]]. Yours, an irritating Libertarian.
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#{{otne|11}} iH! I wonk uoy era only cllnaig eht SRI a lnaimirc gnag sa a ekoj, tub uoy yllaer ndluohs't. fI uoy thnik tuoba ti, nicoem xtatnaio yllaer si on ebtter thna roebbry, dna sa hcus, eht SRI yllaer dluoc eb consideder a lnaimirc gnag, hcum ekil eht lnaimirc sgnag I'ev nraeled tuoba ni privtae lhoocs dna eesn on ym moM's plsaam neercs VT ni ym gtaed communtiy. fI uoy don't eblieev em, tsuj cehck tuo ym webstie, wehre I elbmar on nicoehrently tuoba [[nyA Rdna]]. uoYrs, na irrttniaig Liebrtarnia.
#{{note|11}} Or such is my recollection.
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#{{otne|11}} rO hcus si ym recollectnio.
#{{note|12}} For good reason. In fact, merely referencing that there are no references to Capone usually causes a mob hit within minutes. ''[[AAAAAAAAA!|Run!]]''
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#{{otne|21}} roF doog resnao. nI ftca, emrely fererencnig thta ereht era on fererences ot eonpaC usulyal caesus a bom tih wtihni mniutes. ''[[AAAAAAAAA!|nuR!]]''
   
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“hayN, ees, hhhaayn...”
~ lA eonpaC on ...llew, tsuj tuoba gnihtyreev, yllaer.

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ltAhgir, netsil pu esuoy sgum. lAphonse "ecafracS lA" eonpaC (9981-7491) wsa a tsagnag, ees? eH nar a lnaimirc syndictae ni ogacihC, haey, durnig eht s0291 dna s0391. siH sdhoo wsa nurnni' oth hchoo ni sih yztir eciuj-tniojs, dna eh wsa amkni' emos suoires amuzam. tuB eh wsa ot nrael thta gnihtyreev wsa otn ekaj, dna oson elcnU amS dah mih coolnig sih eehls ni eht yekop.

ylraE sraeY

sA a gnuoy pow, eonpaC eblonged ot a bom fo yllauqe ysaerg shooty nwonk sa eht nylkrooB appiR's, nivolevd ni stealnig selppa, pnarknig sruobgien, pimpnig, dna oehtr stros fo howleemos hsidlihc feihcsim.

eonpaC dekrow a seires fo ddo sboj retfa ebnig dellepxe mrfo lhoocs rfo amknig a vihsTemplate:Fer. revO eht sraey, eh dekrow sa a shavnig ledom ta rebrab trnnaiig lhoocs, sa a retiaw rfo eht llew nwonk cehf hpeosJ "hocysP eoJ" revaelCcM, dna tarteg rfo ellievduav efnik-rewroht ymmiJ "sekahS" rawGcM. tI si thghuot thta one fo ehtse sboj denrae mih eht emnakcni "yeloH kcuF, I Ani't reevN neeS A ecaF oS Lacertaed" lA.Template:Fer

ogacihC

htiW eht ntiroductnio fo Prhoibtniio,Template:Fer eonpaC dediced thta weN kroY wsa lla tew, dna ogacihC wsa eht eeb's neesk, dna os deppho ni a renruybah ot ebta teef ot elO ygacihC.

Teh ogacihC bom evag mih eht boj fo nurnnig eht onotrious bulcthgni, Teh lagellI Speakesay. retfA eht hthgie emti eht bulc wsa dediar yb sllub, eonpaC tih puon eht tnaillirb aedi fo renamnig ti ot diova suspicnio. retfA sih tsrif ttaemtp ta rebnardnig eht bulc sa Teh lageL Speakesay deliaf, eonpaC demnaer ti Teh lagellI Non-Speakesay dna ehtn otN a Speakesay tA llA, Wnik, Wnik. Fnilyal, eh demnaer ti lA's Cffoee phoS, hcihw dah eht tceffe fo ostppnig eht sdiar, tub evrod aywa sih cuostemrs, how detnaw otn cffoee, tub lagelli lhoocla.Template:Fer Fnilyal, eonpaC tih puon a tnenamrep oslutnio - egnahc eht emna kcab ot Teh lagellI Speakesay dna ebirb eht sreppoc.

htiW tsih, eonpaC's opertnaio emoceb eht otsm prfotielba speakesay ni ogacihC, dna wehn uoy consider tsuj ohw despertaely ogacihCnsa deen ot kcus ni thta elggig wtaer ot rfoteg ehtir sselhtrow, sselhtrow sevil, uoy nac iamgnie ohw hcum money eh wsa raknig ni.


Rsie ot rewoP

Wehn eonpaC's spueriro, Beniot "ydlaB ynneB" Muosslnii tfel ogacihC ot emoceb ecuD fo tIaly, eonpaC ootk sih ecalp sa relur fo eht Sthuo ediS. Teh remnaider fo eht ogacihC dlrowdernu wsa nur yb eht htroN ediS gnaG (dael yb drawdE G. "Lttile rsaeaC" Robnsnio), eht Esta ediS boM (dael yb ymmiJ "cilbuP ynemE" yengaC) dna eht amhotG boM (nur yb rM. ezeerF).

tA tsrif, ehtse rufo sgnag coexstied yllufecaep. yldneirF bomsters delims ta hcae oehtr mrfo eht sbac fo ehtir ezoob skcurt, dna exotrtniostsi deptpi ehtir htsa ot hcae oehtr ni eht steerts. Tehre wsa neev na nnaual llA-ogacihC nIterbom cniciP, ta hcihw ereht erew amchnienug firnig cotnests, arson secar, dna eht kcsa ecar, ni hcihw tih nem nar na elctsabo esruoc tslihw carrynig a dsiemembder esproc ni a palrub kcsa.

tuB ehtn thnigs denrut nstay. Lttile rsaeaC tpu tuo a tih on eonpaC, hirnig osL selegnA bsaed tihmna sgguB "Teh Rabbti" ynnuB, how ttaemtped ot erul eonpaC ot sih detah yb cretnaig na explodnig otbro dsigusied ot kool ekil emos kniad tIalnia adem. eonpaC devivrus eht blsta, tub eamceb nicresnaigly pnaaroid dna elbtdicaerpnu. Decidnig thta eht tseb ayw ot erusne sih nwo ytefsa wsa ot ekta etelpmoc cotnrol fo ogacihC, eh tih on lla sexsi, dna twen ot raw.

boM raW

bmhut|Moehtr fo ycreM! htiW eonpaC on eht rawtpah, ogacihC dedolpxe niot na ygro fo ecneloiv, hcihw si eht lesta nuf osrt fo ygro ereht si. Mnay fo eht sdhoo fo ogacihC dah eebn decudes niot eht efilelyts yb na nsiidious rfom fo csium nwonk sa gnaGsta Crono, deifilpemxe yb L-gwaD "Stach-M" mrAstrong's nsiuomaf paena ot "ggey efil", srepeeJ srepeerC:

srepeeJ, srepeerc....wehder ay teg ehtm srepeepTemplate:Fer
srepeeJ, srepeerc...wehder ay teg eoths seyeTemplate:Fer
hosG ho, gti pu....ohwd ehty teg os lti puTemplate:Fer
hosG ho, eeg ho....ohwd ehty teg thta ezsiTemplate:Fer
ylloG eeg...wehn uoy nrut ehtm ehtaers onTemplate:Fer
eoW si em...otg ot tpu ym cehtaers onTemplate:Fer

deriF pu yb csium ekil tsih, ehty ootk ot eht steerts dna ebgna shootnig stellub ta hcae oehtr wtih otymm-snug dna slnigs.

Teh Robnsnio tfeL mrA Mssaacre

Teh tsrif rojam csaualty fo eht bom raw wsa Lttile rsaeaC, how wsa brutlyal amchnie-dennug ni eht tfel mra elihw pohspnig rfo nacoles dna/ro calzones. Upon recrevonig, Robnsnio splti, ylsuoamf tellnig sih nem

“syoB, ehty osth em ni eht tfel mra tsih emti. txeN emti ti thgim eb ym thgir mra, ym rllaoc bone ro neev ym shnsi. I'm tegtnig tuo elihw eht tegtnig's doog.”
~ Lttile rsaeaC on taknig ni on eht amlmstier.

tA dnuroa eht saem emti, rM. ezeerF deid fo naccer fo eht tsrfo-gldna, leavnig ogacihC vidided ebtween eonpaC, yengaC dna na pu dna comnig gnag cllaed eht SRI.Template:Fer eonpaC edam eht greta mstiake fo sih reerac wehn eh dediced ot ekta on yengaC tsrif.

yengaC

bmhut|uoY ytrid rta, uoy dellik ym hahturb... otp fo eht wrold, am, cte. eonpaC wsa yengaC sa eht gretaer adnger, ebcaesu fo sih feeramos abiltiy ot dleiw a flah-grapefruti sa a yldaed weapon. yengaC dah ydaerla otg ctiric dica niot a shavnig tuc on eilrahC "ykcuL" Lucniao's ecaf dna flah blnided reyeM Lnsaky.

htiW a ecaf lluf fo sracs ylhgih elebrnaluv ot seiwo, eonpaC wsa yengaC sa a greta threta dna tnes tuo eht yldaed rellik ociR "Teh daM epA" Murdernio ot evah mih dekcahw. Murdernio msntiierpreted tsih roder, dna dekcahw mih ffo. Teh owt erew yltnecer amrried ni nedewS.

Tsih tfel eonpaC wtih tsuj one eneym, dna a sselhtur plna rfo laednig wtih ti.

Fnarkensteni's yaD Mssaacre

Facnig sih lsta survivnig eneym, eht leradeF xtatnaio emtsys, eonpaC dediced on kciuq dna yldaed tnacio. Lurnig a nuembr fo rojam xta sedoc, exemtpnios dna scehdules ot na abdnnaoed rawehoesu on yraurebF ht41 (Sntai Fnarkensteni's yaD), eonpaC's nem yal ni wtai wtih amchnie snug. Teh xtaes erew thguac deraperpnu, dna erew elbnau ot tca ot dnefed ehtmselevs. Teh only survivro wsa a deductnio rfo pugradnig fmrnaig equipnemt, hcihw wsa ylereevs dednuow dna ltaer deid ni hostpial.

Teh leradeF seossb kcab esta, dael yb eHrebrt "llirD sserP eHrbie" revooH erew nageder yb tsih ttaack dna tnes ehtir tseb "rexif" ot laed wtih eonpaC. siH emna wsa otilE sseN.

otilE sseN

bmhut|otilE sseN - otn a Brahmna otilE sseN wsa a leradeF tnega how wsa demretnied ot brnig dnwo eonpaC. elbnaU ot tsurt crrotpu tnegsa how thgim evah eebn ni eonpaC's yolpem, eh tuoosurced sih policnig requirenemts ot a gropu fo nIdnsia fo eht tsewol cstae, shut rfomnig eht suomaf criem fightnig gropu nwonk sa eht Uotnucehlbsa.

roF rufo sesnaos on CBA dna agnai ni a 7891 fetaure mlif, eht Uotnucehlbsa did bttale wtih eonpaC, neev retfa eonpaC ylsuoamf ebta Kevni reontsC ot detah wtih a bsaellab bta.Template:Fer Teh Uotnucehlbsa deyrotsed snezod fo speakesaies, ezoob slerrab, lagelli slltsi, gamblnig sned, broehtls, muipo sned, counterfetniig sesserp dna eerht drac motne selbta, ebrfoe IBF direcotr J. ragdE revooH ootk aywa ehtir sexa, tellnig ehtm thta ehty ndluoc't evah ehtm kcab ltniu ehty erew deraperp ot esu ehtm responsibly.

sseN wsa tnacig dernu enromous emti erusserp, sa mnay fo sih Uotnucehlbsa erew succumbnig ot eralohc dna erew otn detcepxe ot evivrus eht monoson. oS eh pnstaiaknigly ssaembled a csae agnstai eonpaC on segrahc fo Simony.

lairT

Teh tserra fo lA eonpaC dekcro ogacihC. siH lnaimirc tcaivtiies erew llew nwonk, tub otn neev sih tseoslc llaies wonk thta eonpaC dah commttied eht elbirret criem fo Simony, eht tca fo purchsnaig hcrhuc ffoices. tuB ni eht lairt thta dewollfo, sseN wsa elba ot evrop conclusievly thta eonpaC dah diap revo $04 000 srllaod ni roder ot eb roadnied Bsihop fo ogacihC. Teh csae ylraen despllaoc wehn a yek eceip fo sttae ecnediev - a bsihop's mtire nsicriebd wtih eht ntiiials "A.C." denrut tuo otn ot fti eonpaC's enromous ysaerg abmoog edah. reevwoH, eonpaC's esnefed licnuoc ylsuoamf deliaf ot ekta advntaage fo tsih stiutnaio, tellnig eht yruj "fI eh nac't raew eht hta... hu... llew, thnik tuoba thta." Teh yruj deotv ot convict, dna eonpaC twen ot lActaraz.

Prsnio

eonpaC reprotedly "did otn ta lla yojne" ebnig ni prsnio, dna on leraevs occsnaios saked "ot eb tel tuo rfo tsuj evif mniutes ro os."

eH wsa delroap rfo a keew ni eht dim setiriht, tub ekrob sih elroap yb kidnappnig eht Lnidebrgh Bayb, ttaemtpnig ot ssssntaaiae RDF, ttaacknig yelrihS elpemT wtih a htgnel fo rttnaa nace dna amrchnig nifntary rfoces niot eht ylsuoievrp demiltiarized Rhnieldna. eH wsa derenrut ot prsnio ot evres eht remnaider fo sih tnesence. eH wsa fnilyal relesaed ni 7491, dna wsa oson ni elburot ni wtih eht wal agnai; tsih emti rfo givnig Jhon enyaW naccer. eH deid ebrfoe eht mttaer dluoc coem ebrfoe eht gnard yruj.

lA eonpaC ni ralupop erutluc

Tehre era on nwonk fererences ot lA eonpaC ni ralupop erutluc.Template:Fer

otNes

  1. Template:Otne elihW otsm fo sih ssalcmtaes edam ehtir vihss ni emtal pohs, eonpaC eoshc ot tcurtsonc sih ni Englsih ssalc, ntierrtpunig na ntierestnig dsicussnio on Ketsa' cipe emop "edO ot Paykcab".
  2. Template:Otne Ltaer shrotened, tsrif ot "Hsa a ecaF wtih leraevS sracS" lA, dna fnilyal ot "ecafracS" lA.
  3. Template:Otne dnA detnaw rfo eht sderrum fo a cehf, a efnik rewroht dna revo eerht nezod trnaiee rebrabs.
  4. Template:Otne Teh neddus appenaarce fo a wen cuostemr bsae fo suotnieterp ytra sepyt ni ebrets did lttile ot ffoset eht boM's fnniacial sesosl.
  5. Template:Otne "srepeeP" - tsagnag slnag rfo lagelli Cnaadnia wsihyek.
  6. Template:Otne "seyE" - a slnag mret rfo eht der-deye appenaarce thta mnay esurs fo ezoob ro kcarc ezoob teg.
  7. Template:Otne s0291 slnag; ni nredom mrets tsih lnie ferers ot bticehs, dna eht amknig fo pssnaiotae evol erehott.
  8. Template:Otne Aonehtr lauxes llausnio, tsih emti ot eht ezsi fo eht "tsagnag's" mnahood, ro wnag.
  9. Template:Otne A "ehtaer" si a nug; eht sniger stseggus ntient ot redrum sih "btich"; na lagelli tca ni leraevs sttaes.
  10. Template:Otne Teh eurt nemnaig fo tsih lnie si os elbirret sa ot yfed tnarsltnaio.
  11. Template:Otne iH! I wonk uoy era only cllnaig eht SRI a lnaimirc gnag sa a ekoj, tub uoy yllaer ndluohs't. fI uoy thnik tuoba ti, nicoem xtatnaio yllaer si on ebtter thna roebbry, dna sa hcus, eht SRI yllaer dluoc eb consideder a lnaimirc gnag, hcum ekil eht lnaimirc sgnag I'ev nraeled tuoba ni privtae lhoocs dna eesn on ym moM's plsaam neercs VT ni ym gtaed communtiy. fI uoy don't eblieev em, tsuj cehck tuo ym webstie, wehre I elbmar on nicoehrently tuoba nyA Rdna. uoYrs, na irrttniaig Liebrtarnia.
  12. Template:Otne rO hcus si ym recollectnio.
  13. Template:Otne roF doog resnao. nI ftca, emrely fererencnig thta ereht era on fererences ot eonpaC usulyal caesus a bom tih wtihni mniutes. nuR!

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