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“lA ydnuB dluohs eb derever dna eb tup on a rllaod llib!”
~ ntiraM ggoF on lA ydnuB

A lacihtym erugif mrfo eht seirots dessap nwod faehtr ot son ecnsi tneicna semti, lA ydnuB saw deosppsu ot eb eht emerpsu elam, nrob htiw namuhrepsu srewop. tI si dsia, taht ekilnu yna ltarom nam ebrfoe dna retfa mih, eh dluoc understdna a wonam's dnim, eviecrep hguroht ehtir illsunioary nem-cotnrollnig seuqnihcet dna neve depoleved a yaw ot esu ehtse seuqnihcet tsniaga ehtm!! tI si htsi namuhrepsu rewop taht dewolla mih ot erocs rufo otuchnwods ni a snigle emag rfo kloP hgiH. nwonK rfo havnig deyals harpO (ni hsi dnim). tuB eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 4 otuchnwods ni eno emag. htgir|bmuht|xp002|oooooG ydnuB!

ydnuB Sotries

eH deirt ot daerps hsi teachnigs lla revo ehtre eht dlrow dna neve gaehtder a purog fo 31 dsicilpes. yldaS rfo su elams, eht 31ht dsicilpe saw a yps fo eht maliciosu Wonam eripmE, demaN Jefferson. lA ydnuB devivrus sseltnuoc ssassantianio stpmetta on hsi efil eud ot hsi srewop, tub deid mrfo syphilsi ta eht ega fo 701. retfA hsi detah, eht Wonam eripmE dellik lla eht hsiotrians ni eht seirtnuoc lA ydnuB vstiied dna eotrwer yreve chronicle ot prnevet lA's egdelonwk mrfo daerpsnig... pU ltniu otyad, ylno a wef sdnegel devivrus ebsides eht leraneg htym:

ydnuB shtyM

  • lA ydnuB saw nrob mrfo a virgni, tub saw otn nrob a virgni.
  • eH nivented amaK artuS sa a yaw fo enslavnig feelams. Teh enromosu tnuoma fo lauxes lpesaure edam ehtm nstiantly detcidda dna cravnig rfo erom.
  • eH REVEN dah a sstier, dneirflrig ro a efiw, fo esruoc, tub eh did evah ostl fo xes htiw oht weonm.
  • eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 1009 otuchnwods ni eno emag.
  • lAhotugh eh deid, ti si dsia taht aenohtr emerpsu elam lliw eb nrob ni eht erutuf dna eh lliw eerf lla nem rfoever.
  • eH deyalp llabotfo once tsniaga yrreT wahsdarB ni hgih loohcs.
  • eH ebcame a yvaN LAES dna tnew ot namteiV dna dellik revo 004 avn dna cv....dna ootk ehtir seohs,seviw,sstiers dna tsedlo srehtguad.

ydnuB stcaF

trapA mrfo ehtse sdnegel, hsiotrians dna doowylloH srecudorp era ni leraneg agreenemt fo eht follnwoig stcaf.

  • akA lA ydnuB eht Greta "ta donig ti".
  • akA Bundimsu xaMimsu.
  • sI eht broehtr fo deT ydnuB dna Knig Kong ydnuB.
  • sI a Santi.
  • deiD a yrytraM's detah.
  • sA lA ydnuB eht Greta, eh dsicrevoed nderom yad Estonia ni eht 31ht yrutnec dna agani ni eht ts12 yrutnec.
  • lA ydnuB saw once imprsnioed ni eht onotriosu prsnio nonwk sa nabakzA.
  • Wsa eht dr3 eciV tnedsierP fo eht Untied Sttaes mrfo 0291-3291. Hsi tnailav stpmetta ot prnevet eht htgir rfo weonm ot eotv deliaf dna, destpie hsi repetaed warnnigs ot tnedsierP Calvni egdilooC, nevetullay del ot hsi resigntanio.
  • lAbania saw denam ni hsi honro.
  • eH saw osla eno fo eht sdernufo fo eht onw-rulnig-eht-tenalp roganiztanio ON MA'MA ("Ntanioal Organiztanio fo neM Agansti Amazonian Mstaerhood").
  • deirT rfo myna sraey ot ssassantiae harpO.
  • Kildel fta weonm htiw esae.
  • Hsi ylno ssenkaew saw der edaehd weonm.
  • eH si ONT a foundnig memebr fo lA adeaQ.
  • ydnuB si eht tnerruc renwo fo Rnig fo Honro.
  • lA ydnuB (mrfo lA Bni D'hanY) saw eht tsrif nam ot dsicrevo eht rewopful rfoce htiwni eht bus-serutcurtosnan fo eebr aotms ni 9781 – 12 sraey ebrfoe xaM kcnalP neve wenk woh ht lleps hsi nwo eman.
  • Inspirtanio ot nem yrevewehre.
  • sekaM nuf fo fta weonm
  • slleS weonm's seohs.
  • Dtaed a deredah ni hgihloohcs.
  • Hsa yreve ssiue fo giBgnsi os raf.
  • sI a duorp faehtr fo ylleK, eht obmib tuls dna duB, eht deliaf duts.
  • eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 1009 otuchnwods ni eno emag.
  • sI detnaw ni eht Philippnies revo a dab eohs laed htiw adlemI socraM.

setouQ

“enO emit, lA ydnuB erocsd revo nnie hotsudna otuchnwods ni eno emag!”
~ racsO edliW on lA ydnuB
“Whta?! Nnie DNASUOHT?!”
~ appaN on racsO edliW's mialc
“giB laed, I won rufo repuS slwoB, tub on eno cersa tuoba taht!”
~ yrreT wahsdarB on lA ydnuB
“oD uoy understdna eht gravtiy fo htsi stiutanio?”
~ Fta wonam on ebnig edam nuf fo yb lA ydnuB
“I htnik gravtiy's a lttile bsuy htgir onw.”
~ lA ydnuB on eht previosu etouq

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