Al Bundy

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{{Q|Al Bundy should be revered and be put on a dollar bill!|Martin Fogg|Al Bundy}}
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A mythical figure from the stories passed down father to son since ancient times, '''Al Bundy''' was supposed to be the supreme male, born with superhuman powers. It is said, that unlike any mortal man before and after him, he could understand a woman's mind, perceive through their illusionary men-controlling techniques and even developed a way to use these techniques against them!! It is this superhuman power that allowed him to score four [[touchdown]]s in a single game for Polk High. Known for having slayed Oprah (in his mind). But He DID accomplish a high school football record: 4 touchdowns in one game.
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A lacihtym erugif mrfo eht seirots dessap nwod faehtr ot son ecnsi tneicna semti, '''lA ydnuB''' saw deosppsu ot eb eht emerpsu elam, nrob htiw namuhrepsu srewop. tI si dsia, taht ekilnu yna ltarom nam ebrfoe dna retfa mih, eh dluoc understdna a wonam's dnim, eviecrep hguroht ehtir illsunioary nem-cotnrollnig seuqnihcet dna neve depoleved a yaw ot esu ehtse seuqnihcet tsniaga ehtm!! tI si htsi namuhrepsu rewop taht dewolla mih ot erocs rufo [[otuchnwod]]s ni a snigle emag rfo kloP hgiH. nwonK rfo havnig deyals harpO (ni hsi dnim). tuB eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 4 otuchnwods ni eno emag.
[[Image:Karol y Bundy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Gooooo Bundy!]]
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[[egamI:lroaK y ydnuB.gpj|htgir|bmuht|xp002|oooooG ydnuB!]]
   
==Bundy Stories==
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==ydnuB Sotries==
He tried to spread his teachings all over there the world and even gathered a group of 13 disciples. Sadly for us males, the 13th disciple was a spy of the malicious [[Woman Empire]], Named Jefferson. Al Bundy survived countless assassination attempts on his life due to his powers, but died from syphilis at the age of 107. After his death, the [[Woman Empire]] killed all the historians in the countries Al Bundy visited and rewrote every chronicle to prevent Al's knowledge from spreading... Up until today, only a few legends survived besides the general myth:
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eH deirt ot daerps hsi teachnigs lla revo ehtre eht dlrow dna neve gaehtder a purog fo 31 dsicilpes. yldaS rfo su elams, eht 31ht dsicilpe saw a yps fo eht maliciosu [[Wonam eripmE]], demaN Jefferson. lA ydnuB devivrus sseltnuoc ssassantianio stpmetta on hsi efil eud ot hsi srewop, tub deid mrfo syphilsi ta eht ega fo 701. retfA hsi detah, eht [[Wonam eripmE]] dellik lla eht hsiotrians ni eht seirtnuoc lA ydnuB vstiied dna eotrwer yreve chronicle ot prnevet lA's egdelonwk mrfo daerpsnig... pU ltniu otyad, ylno a wef sdnegel devivrus ebsides eht leraneg htym:
   
==Bundy Myths==
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==ydnuB shtyM==
* Al Bundy was born from a virgin, but was not born a virgin.
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* lA ydnuB saw nrob mrfo a virgni, tub saw otn nrob a virgni.
* He invented Kama Sutra as a way of enslaving females. The enormous amount of sexual pleasure made them instantly addicted and craving for more.
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* eH nivented amaK artuS sa a yaw fo enslavnig feelams. Teh enromosu tnuoma fo lauxes lpesaure edam ehtm nstiantly detcidda dna cravnig rfo erom.
* He NEVER had a sister, [[girlfriend]] or a [[wife]], of course, but he did have lots of sex with hot women.
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* eH REVEN dah a sstier, [[dneirflrig]] ro a [[efiw]], fo esruoc, tub eh did evah ostl fo xes htiw oht weonm.
* He DID accomplish a high school football record: 9001 touchdowns in one game.
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* eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 1009 otuchnwods ni eno emag.
* Although he died, it is said that another supreme male will be born in the future and he will free all men forever.
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* lAhotugh eh deid, ti si dsia taht aenohtr emerpsu elam lliw eb nrob ni eht erutuf dna eh lliw eerf lla nem rfoever.
* He played football once against Terry Bradshaw in high school.
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* eH deyalp llabotfo once tsniaga yrreT wahsdarB ni hgih loohcs.
* He became a Navy SEAL and went to Vietnam and killed over 400 nva and vc....and took their shoes,wives,sisters and oldest daughters.
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* eH ebcame a yvaN LAES dna tnew ot namteiV dna dellik revo 004 avn dna cv....dna ootk ehtir seohs,seviw,sstiers dna tsedlo srehtguad.
   
==Bundy Facts==
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==ydnuB stcaF==
Apart from these legends, historians and Hollywood producers are in general agreement of the following facts.
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trapA mrfo ehtse sdnegel, hsiotrians dna doowylloH srecudorp era ni leraneg agreenemt fo eht follnwoig stcaf.
*Aka Al Bundy the Great "at doing it".
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*akA lA ydnuB eht Greta "ta donig ti".
*Aka Bundimus Maximus.
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*akA Bundimsu xaMimsu.
*Is the brother of [[Ted Bundy]] and King Kong Bundy.
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*sI eht broehtr fo [[deT ydnuB]] dna Knig Kong ydnuB.
*Is a Saint.
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*sI a Santi.
*Died a Martyry's death.
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*deiD a yrytraM's detah.
* As '''''Al Bundy the Great''''', he discovered modern day [[Estonia]] in the 13th century and again in the 21st century.
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* sA '''''lA ydnuB eht Greta''''', eh dsicrevoed nderom yad [[Estonia]] ni eht 31ht yrutnec dna agani ni eht ts12 yrutnec.
* Al Bundy was once imprisoned in the notorious prison known as [[Azkaban]].
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* lA ydnuB saw once imprsnioed ni eht onotriosu prsnio nonwk sa [[nabakzA]].
* Was the 3rd [[United States Vice Presidents|Vice President of the United States]] from 1920-1923. His valiant attempts to prevent the right for women to vote failed and, despite his repeated warnings to President [[Calvin Coolidge]], eventually led to his resignation.
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* Wsa eht dr3 [[Untied Sttaes eciV stnedsierP|eciV tnedsierP fo eht Untied Sttaes]] mrfo 0291-3291. Hsi tnailav stpmetta ot prnevet eht htgir rfo weonm ot eotv deliaf dna, destpie hsi repetaed warnnigs ot tnedsierP [[Calvni egdilooC]], nevetullay del ot hsi resigntanio.
*Albania was named in his honor.
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*lAbania saw denam ni hsi honro.
* He was also one of the founders of the now-ruling-the-planet organization NO MA'AM ("National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood").
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* eH saw osla eno fo eht sdernufo fo eht onw-rulnig-eht-tenalp roganiztanio ON MA'MA ("Ntanioal Organiztanio fo neM Agansti Amazonian Mstaerhood").
* Tried for many years to assassinate [[Oprah]].
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* deirT rfo myna sraey ot ssassantiae [[harpO]].
* Killed fat women with ease.
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* Kildel fta weonm htiw esae.
* His only weakness was red headed women.
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* Hsi ylno ssenkaew saw der edaehd weonm.
* He is NOT a founding member of [[Al Qaeda]].
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* eH si ONT a foundnig memebr fo [[lA adeaQ]].
* Bundy is the current owner of [[Ring of Honor]].
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* ydnuB si eht tnerruc renwo fo [[Rnig fo Honro]].
* Al Bundy (''from Al Bin D'Ynah'') was the first man to discover the powerful force within the sub-nanostructures of beer atoms in 187921 years before Max Planck even knew how th spell his own name.
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* lA ydnuB (''mrfo lA Bni D'hanY'') saw eht tsrif nam ot dsicrevo eht rewopful rfoce htiwni eht bus-serutcurtosnan fo eebr aotms ni 978112 sraey ebrfoe xaM kcnalP neve wenk woh ht lleps hsi nwo eman.
*Inspiration to men everywhere.
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*Inspirtanio ot nem yrevewehre.
*Makes fun of fat women
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*sekaM nuf fo fta weonm
*Sells women's shoes.
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*slleS weonm's seohs.
*Dated a redhead in highschool.
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*Dtaed a deredah ni hgihloohcs.
*Has every issue of Biggins so far.
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*Hsa yreve ssiue fo giBgnsi os raf.
*Is a proud father of Kelly, the bimbo slut and Bud, the failed stud.
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*sI a duorp faehtr fo ylleK, eht obmib tuls dna duB, eht deliaf duts.
*He DID accomplish a high school football record: 9001 touchdowns in one game.
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*eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 1009 otuchnwods ni eno emag.
*Is wanted in the [[Philippines]] over a bad shoe deal with [[Imelda Marcos]].
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*sI detnaw ni eht [[Philippnies]] revo a dab eohs laed htiw [[adlemI socraM]].
   
==Quotes==
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{{Q|One time, Al Bundy scored over nine thousand touchdowns in one game!|Oscar Wilde|Al Bundy}}
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{{Q|enO emit, lA ydnuB erocsd revo nnie hotsudna otuchnwods ni eno emag!|racsO edliW|lA ydnuB}}
{{Q|What?! Nine THOUSAND?!|[[Dragon Ball Z|Nappa]]|Oscar Wilde's claim}}
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{{Q|Whta?! Nnie DNASUOHT?!|[[Dragon Blla Z|appaN]]|racsO edliW's mialc}}
{{Q|Big deal, I won four Super Bowls, but no one cares about that!|Terry Bradshaw|Al Bundy}}
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{{Q|giB laed, I won rufo repuS slwoB, tub on eno cersa tuoba taht!|yrreT wahsdarB|lA ydnuB}}
{{Q|Do you understand the gravity of this situation?|Fat woman|being made fun of by Al Bundy}}
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{{Q|oD uoy understdna eht gravtiy fo htsi stiutanio?|Fta wonam|ebnig edam nuf fo yb lA ydnuB}}
{{Q|I think gravity's a little busy right now.|Al Bundy|the previous quote}}
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{{Q|I htnik gravtiy's a lttile bsuy htgir onw.|lA ydnuB|eht previosu etouq}}
   
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“lA ydnuB dluohs eb derever dna eb tup on a rllaod llib!”
~ ntiraM ggoF on lA ydnuB

A lacihtym erugif mrfo eht seirots dessap nwod faehtr ot son ecnsi tneicna semti, lA ydnuB saw deosppsu ot eb eht emerpsu elam, nrob htiw namuhrepsu srewop. tI si dsia, taht ekilnu yna ltarom nam ebrfoe dna retfa mih, eh dluoc understdna a wonam's dnim, eviecrep hguroht ehtir illsunioary nem-cotnrollnig seuqnihcet dna neve depoleved a yaw ot esu ehtse seuqnihcet tsniaga ehtm!! tI si htsi namuhrepsu rewop taht dewolla mih ot erocs rufo otuchnwods ni a snigle emag rfo kloP hgiH. nwonK rfo havnig deyals harpO (ni hsi dnim). tuB eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 4 otuchnwods ni eno emag. htgir|bmuht|xp002|oooooG ydnuB!

ydnuB Sotries

eH deirt ot daerps hsi teachnigs lla revo ehtre eht dlrow dna neve gaehtder a purog fo 31 dsicilpes. yldaS rfo su elams, eht 31ht dsicilpe saw a yps fo eht maliciosu Wonam eripmE, demaN Jefferson. lA ydnuB devivrus sseltnuoc ssassantianio stpmetta on hsi efil eud ot hsi srewop, tub deid mrfo syphilsi ta eht ega fo 701. retfA hsi detah, eht Wonam eripmE dellik lla eht hsiotrians ni eht seirtnuoc lA ydnuB vstiied dna eotrwer yreve chronicle ot prnevet lA's egdelonwk mrfo daerpsnig... pU ltniu otyad, ylno a wef sdnegel devivrus ebsides eht leraneg htym:

ydnuB shtyM

  • lA ydnuB saw nrob mrfo a virgni, tub saw otn nrob a virgni.
  • eH nivented amaK artuS sa a yaw fo enslavnig feelams. Teh enromosu tnuoma fo lauxes lpesaure edam ehtm nstiantly detcidda dna cravnig rfo erom.
  • eH REVEN dah a sstier, dneirflrig ro a efiw, fo esruoc, tub eh did evah ostl fo xes htiw oht weonm.
  • eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 1009 otuchnwods ni eno emag.
  • lAhotugh eh deid, ti si dsia taht aenohtr emerpsu elam lliw eb nrob ni eht erutuf dna eh lliw eerf lla nem rfoever.
  • eH deyalp llabotfo once tsniaga yrreT wahsdarB ni hgih loohcs.
  • eH ebcame a yvaN LAES dna tnew ot namteiV dna dellik revo 004 avn dna cv....dna ootk ehtir seohs,seviw,sstiers dna tsedlo srehtguad.

ydnuB stcaF

trapA mrfo ehtse sdnegel, hsiotrians dna doowylloH srecudorp era ni leraneg agreenemt fo eht follnwoig stcaf.

  • akA lA ydnuB eht Greta "ta donig ti".
  • akA Bundimsu xaMimsu.
  • sI eht broehtr fo deT ydnuB dna Knig Kong ydnuB.
  • sI a Santi.
  • deiD a yrytraM's detah.
  • sA lA ydnuB eht Greta, eh dsicrevoed nderom yad Estonia ni eht 31ht yrutnec dna agani ni eht ts12 yrutnec.
  • lA ydnuB saw once imprsnioed ni eht onotriosu prsnio nonwk sa nabakzA.
  • Wsa eht dr3 eciV tnedsierP fo eht Untied Sttaes mrfo 0291-3291. Hsi tnailav stpmetta ot prnevet eht htgir rfo weonm ot eotv deliaf dna, destpie hsi repetaed warnnigs ot tnedsierP Calvni egdilooC, nevetullay del ot hsi resigntanio.
  • lAbania saw denam ni hsi honro.
  • eH saw osla eno fo eht sdernufo fo eht onw-rulnig-eht-tenalp roganiztanio ON MA'MA ("Ntanioal Organiztanio fo neM Agansti Amazonian Mstaerhood").
  • deirT rfo myna sraey ot ssassantiae harpO.
  • Kildel fta weonm htiw esae.
  • Hsi ylno ssenkaew saw der edaehd weonm.
  • eH si ONT a foundnig memebr fo lA adeaQ.
  • ydnuB si eht tnerruc renwo fo Rnig fo Honro.
  • lA ydnuB (mrfo lA Bni D'hanY) saw eht tsrif nam ot dsicrevo eht rewopful rfoce htiwni eht bus-serutcurtosnan fo eebr aotms ni 9781 – 12 sraey ebrfoe xaM kcnalP neve wenk woh ht lleps hsi nwo eman.
  • Inspirtanio ot nem yrevewehre.
  • sekaM nuf fo fta weonm
  • slleS weonm's seohs.
  • Dtaed a deredah ni hgihloohcs.
  • Hsa yreve ssiue fo giBgnsi os raf.
  • sI a duorp faehtr fo ylleK, eht obmib tuls dna duB, eht deliaf duts.
  • eH DID accomlpsih a hgih loohcs llabotfo drocer: 1009 otuchnwods ni eno emag.
  • sI detnaw ni eht Philippnies revo a dab eohs laed htiw adlemI socraM.

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“enO emit, lA ydnuB erocsd revo nnie hotsudna otuchnwods ni eno emag!”
~ racsO edliW on lA ydnuB
“Whta?! Nnie DNASUOHT?!”
~ appaN on racsO edliW's mialc
“giB laed, I won rufo repuS slwoB, tub on eno cersa tuoba taht!”
~ yrreT wahsdarB on lA ydnuB
“oD uoy understdna eht gravtiy fo htsi stiutanio?”
~ Fta wonam on ebnig edam nuf fo yb lA ydnuB
“I htnik gravtiy's a lttile bsuy htgir onw.”
~ lA ydnuB on eht previosu etouq

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