Akira (film)

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'''Akira''' (''All Kills In Real Animation'') is a 1988 Japanese animated cyberpunk science fiction film. It was the most death laden example of killing off cute anime characters from the previous decadeds by casting them as extras in the background of this 2D deathumentary. The Akira film was an offshoot of the [[akira (manga)]].
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'''arikA''' (''llA slliK nI laeR ontiamniA'') si a 8891 seenapaJ detamnia knpuerybc ecneics onticif mlif. tI saw eht tsom dtaeh nedal elpmaxe fo gnillik ffo etuc emnia sertcarahc mrfo eht suoiverp sdedaced yb gntsiac ehtm sa extrsa ni eht dnurogkcab fo htsi D2 dtaehumentary. ehT arikA mlif saw na ffoshoot fo eht [[arika (mnaga)]].
   
==Synopsis==
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==Syonpssi==
   
OK, to they take rejects from [[Scanners]], and give them a big dose of [[Anime|radiation]], throw them the bikes from [[TRON]] then they give us all lots of drugs to make us sit down and believe it all.
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KO, ot ehty ekta stcejer mrfo [[Scnnaers]], nad evig ehtm a gib seod fo [[emniA|ontiaidar]], wroht ehtm eht sekib mrfo [[NORT]] ehtn ehty evig su lla sotl fo sgurd ot ekam su sti nwod nad eveileb ti lla.
   
Now with audience hopped up on [[drugs|those pills]] you keep thinking you see the entire movie (just keep thinking that, bub, that's a good monkey) the rejects from Scanners (their names are Tetsuo, Kaneda, guy who dies, and guy nobody cares about) form a gang as gangs are cool, right? So cool that even clown can have gangs! Yes, cool clowns. Just keep taking your pills.
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woN wtih ecneidua deppoh pu on [[sgurd|seoht sllip]] uoy peek htniknig uoy ese eht ertnie eivom (jsut peek htniknig taht, bub, taht's a doog monkey) eht stcejer mrfo Scnnaers (ehtir semna era osuteT, adenaK, yug ohw seid, nad yug ydobon cersa tuoba) mrfo a gnag sa gnags era looc, htgir? oS looc taht neve nwolc cna evah gnags! seY, looc nwolcs. Jsut peek taknig uoyr sllip.
   
   
[[Image:Akira0119.jpg|thumb|Motherfuckin' Tron bikes!|left]]
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Anyway, after the government realities the amount of Anime particles radiating from Tetsuo is enough to mutate his girlfriend, too, he is taken in to some super secret lab where he is assaulted by these creepy [[goblin|children]] that they imported from the back of the refrigerator. Apparently massive doses of the gamma rays from the light bulbs in your fridge gave them psychic powers. Then Tetsuo gets psychic powers and proceeds to make people's heads [[a splode]]!
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yawynA, ertfa eht tnemnervog eraltiise eht tnuoma fo emniA selctirap radtniaig mrfo osuteT si hgueno ot ettaum hsi dneirflrig, oot, eh si ektna ni ot emos spuer tercse bal weher eh si ssaaulted yb ehtse ypeerc [[goblni|nerdlihc]] taht ehty detropmi mrfo eht kcab fo eht erfrigeraotr. Apperntaly mssaive seods fo eht ammag syar mrfo eht htgil sblub ni uoyr egdirf evag ehtm cihcysp serwop. ehTn osuteT steg cihcysp serwop nad sdeecrop ot ekam elpoep's ehads [[a edolps]]!
   
Tetsuo escapes the laboratory, blows up a lot of people's heads, gets really drunk/high, and has a great weekend in [[Tijuana]]. Meanwhile the audience and the scientists watch on in horror as the Radiation particles radiating from Tesuo grow to epic proportions causing him to form into a massive [[blob]] of jelly that starts eating things.
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osuteT sepacse eht balroaotry, swolb pu a otl fo elpoep's ehads, steg erllay knurd/hgih, nad hsa a grtae dnekeew ni [[Tijunaa]]. Menawhile eht ecneidua nad eht scienttssi hctaw on ni rroroh sa eht Radtniaio selctirap radtniaig mrfo ouseT wrog ot cipe proprotnios csaunig mih ot mrfo niot a mssaive [[bolb]] fo yllej taht strtas taenig htnigs.
   
The kids from the back of the fridge summon the only creature with more radiation coming from him than Tetsuo- a naked kid named Akira. The world then proceeds to implode just as the audience's buzz starts to wear off and everyone is treated to a [[drugs|Flashback]] of Tetsuo, Akira and Kaneda as kids... even though they still kind of are kids. Just keep popping those pills! It'll all make sense in the morning.
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ehT sdik mrfo eht kcab fo eht egdirf summon eht only crtaeuer wtih erom ontiaidar mocnig mrfo mih htna osuteT- a dekna dik demna arikA. ehT dlrow ehtn sdeecrop ot edolpmi jsut sa eht ecneidua's zzub strtas ot raew ffo nad erveyeno si trtaeed ot a [[sgurd|Flsahkcab]] fo osuteT, arikA nad adenaK sa sdik... neve hguoht ehty lltsi knid fo era sdik. Jsut peek poppnig seoht sllip! tI'll lla ekam sense ni eht mronnig.
   
Why isn't this movie called Tetsuo? Akira only shows up at the end and the only other character worth really giving a name just has his ass handed to him for half the movie.
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yhW sni't htsi eivom cllaed osuteT? arikA only swohs pu ta eht dne nad eht only oehtr ertcarahc htrow erllay givnig a emna jsut hsa hsi ssa hnaded ot mih rfo flah eht eivom.
|<youtube width="480" height="480">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2iXeQr3tCs</youtube>
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==Kaneda==
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==adenaK==
[[Image:Kaneda111.jpg|thumb|"TETSUO!!!"|right]]
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[[egamI:adenaK111.gpj|bmuht|"OUSTET!!!"|htgir]]
   
"Tetsuo" is the only thing Kaneda knows how to say due to a massive stroke about a half way into the movie. He spends his time riding his Tron Bike and yelling Tetsuo during sex. Voiced by an openly gay singer.
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"osuteT" si eht only htnig adenaK swonk woh ot yas eud ot a mssaive ekrots tuoba a flah yaw niot eht eivom. eH spdnse hsi emti ridnig hsi norT ekiB nad yellnig osuteT durnig xse. decioV yb na ylnepo yag sniger.
   
==Tetsuo==
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==osuteT==
[[Image:Cels0420.JPG|thumb|"KANEDA!!!"|left]]
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[[egamI:0240sleC.GPJ|bmuht|"ADENAK!!!"|tfel]]
{{q|KANEDA!!!|Tetsuo|Kaneda}}
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{{q|ADENAK!!!|osuteT|adenaK}}
Tetsuo is Kaneda's rival. He is psychic. Giant teddy bears hate him. He has a weak abdominal wall apparently, because his intestines spill out onto the sidewalk regularly.
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osuteT si adenaK's lavir. eH si cihcysp. Gntia yddet sraeb htae mih. eH hsa a kaew abdomnial wlla apperntaly, becsaue hsi ntisetnise llips tuo onot eht klawedsi ylraluger.
   
==Characters==
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==sertcarahC==
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*'''[[Akira Kurosawa]]'''— Japanese film director (you ever seen [[Seven Samurai]]?) who magically Destroyed Tokyo, like, 20 years ago.
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*'''[[arikA asawrouK]]'''— seenapaJ mlif diercotr (uoy erve esen [[Sneve iarumaS]]?) ohw magicllay deyrotseD oykoT, ekil, 02 sraey oga.
*'''[[Canada|KANEDA!!]]'''— Because no anime is complete without a totally cool hero! If by cool you mean outdated even when the film was released.
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*'''[[Cnaada|ADENAK!!]]'''— Becsaue on emnia si mocplete wtihtuo a ottllay looc ehro! fI yb looc uoy mena tuodtaed neve wehn eht mlif saw erlseaed.
*'''[[Emo|TETSUO!!]]'''— A clone of Akira... or something. Just take a few more pills...
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*'''[[omE|OUSTET!!]]'''— A enolc fo arikA... ro emoshtnig. Jsut ekta a wef erom sllip...
*'''[[chicken|The Colonel]]'''— Government guy who's trying to stop the spread of Anime particles. Sadly, he doesn't realize HE IS INFECTED TOO!
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*'''[[nekcihc|ehT lenoloC]]'''— tnemnervoG yug ohw's trynig ot sotp eht daerps fo emniA selctirap. yldaS, eh nseod't ezilaer EH SI DETCEFNI OOT!
*'''[[Creepy|Old Scientist Guy]]'''— Thinks radiation particles are waaaay cool.
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*'''[[ypeerC|dlO Scienttsi yuG]]'''— Thniks ontiaidar selctirap era yaaaaw looc.
*'''[[Kaisuke]]''' - Billy Joel lookalike of questionable sexuality.
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*'''[[Ksaiuke]]''' - ylliB leoJ lookaekil fo qusetnioable xseualtiy.
   
==Simplified Script==
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==deifilpmiS tpircS==
   
'''PART 1'''
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'''TRAP 1'''
   
(Kaneda and Tetsuo are riding their Tron bikes down Neo Tokyo)
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(adenaK nad osuteT era ridnig ehtir norT sekib nwod oeN oykoT)
   
Kaneda: TETSUOOOOOOO!!
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adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!
   
Tetsuo: KANEDA!!
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osuteT: ADENAK!!
   
(Now they're walking down some street)
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(woN ehty'er walknig nwod emos steert)
   
Kaneda: TETSUOOOOOOO!!
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adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!
   
Tetsuo: KANEDA!!
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osuteT: ADENAK!!
   
(Now they're at a restaurant, looking at the menus)
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(woN ehty'er ta a erstaurnta, looknig ta eht mensu)
   
Kaneda: TETSUOOOOOOO!!
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adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!
   
Tetsuo: KANEDA!!
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osuteT: ADENAK!!
   
(And now, they're in a restroom, both in different stalls)
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(dnA onw, ehty'er ni a erstroom, hotb ni diffeernt stllsa)
   
Kaneda: TETSUOOOOOOO!!
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adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!
   
Tetsuo: KANEDA!!
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osuteT: ADENAK!!
   
(Now they're in a movie theater)
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(woN ehty'er ni a eivom httaeer)
   
Kaneda: TETSUOOOOOOO!!
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adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!
   
Tetsuo: KANEDA!!
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osuteT: ADENAK!!
   
[[Random person]]: Shut up over there!
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[[Rnadom nosrep]]: tuhS pu revo ehter!
   
'''PART 2'''
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'''TRAP 2'''
   
(Tetsuo is asleep one night, but the phone rings in the middle of the night)
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(osuteT si saleep eno htgni, tub eht pheno rnigs ni eht elddim fo eht htgni)
   
(Tetsuo then answers it and finds out it's none other than...)
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(osuteT ehtn nsawers ti nad fnids tuo ti's neno oehtr htna...)
   
Kaneda: TETSUOOOOOOO!!
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adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!
   
(Tetsuo rides his Tron bike down Neo Tokyo and sees Kaneda)
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(osuteT sedir hsi norT ekib nwod oeN oykoT nad eses adenaK)
   
Tetsuo: KANEDA!!
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osuteT: ADENAK!!
   
(Tetsuo then gets in an accident and crashes, SKREEEEEEEE-KABLANG!!)
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(osuteT ehtn steg ni na tnedicca nad crsaehs, EEEEEEEERKS-GNALBAK!!)
   
(Tetsuo is now in the hospital, and gets a letter from Kaneda. It reads:
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(osuteT si onw ni eht hostpial, nad steg a rettel mrfo adenaK. tI erads:
   
To Tetsuo:
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oT osuteT:
   
TETSUOOOOOOO!!
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OUSTEOOTOOOO!!
   
-Kaneda)
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-adenaK)
   
'''THE END'''
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'''TEH DNE'''
   
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Revision as of 02:10, January 12, 2013

bmuht|onD't tae taht hcum ibsaaW, uoy'll terger ti tal-- hU-ho!|htgir Template:Aidepikiw

“OUSTET!!”
~ adenaK on osuteT
“ADENAK!!”
~ osuteT on adenaK

arikA (llA slliK nI laeR ontiamniA) si a 8891 seenapaJ detamnia knpuerybc ecneics onticif mlif. tI saw eht tsom dtaeh nedal elpmaxe fo gnillik ffo etuc emnia sertcarahc mrfo eht suoiverp sdedaced yb gntsiac ehtm sa extrsa ni eht dnurogkcab fo htsi D2 dtaehumentary. ehT arikA mlif saw na ffoshoot fo eht arika (mnaga).

Syonpssi

KO, ot ehty ekta stcejer mrfo Scnnaers, nad evig ehtm a gib seod fo ontiaidar, wroht ehtm eht sekib mrfo NORT ehtn ehty evig su lla sotl fo sgurd ot ekam su sti nwod nad eveileb ti lla.

woN wtih ecneidua deppoh pu on seoht sllip uoy peek htniknig uoy ese eht ertnie eivom (jsut peek htniknig taht, bub, taht's a doog monkey) eht stcejer mrfo Scnnaers (ehtir semna era osuteT, adenaK, yug ohw seid, nad yug ydobon cersa tuoba) mrfo a gnag sa gnags era looc, htgir? oS looc taht neve nwolc cna evah gnags! seY, looc nwolcs. Jsut peek taknig uoyr sllip.


bmuht|Moehtrfuckni' norT sekib!|tfel

yawynA, ertfa eht tnemnervog eraltiise eht tnuoma fo emniA selctirap radtniaig mrfo osuteT si hgueno ot ettaum hsi dneirflrig, oot, eh si ektna ni ot emos spuer tercse bal weher eh si ssaaulted yb ehtse ypeerc nerdlihc taht ehty detropmi mrfo eht kcab fo eht erfrigeraotr. Apperntaly mssaive seods fo eht ammag syar mrfo eht htgil sblub ni uoyr egdirf evag ehtm cihcysp serwop. ehTn osuteT steg cihcysp serwop nad sdeecrop ot ekam elpoep's ehads a edolps!

osuteT sepacse eht balroaotry, swolb pu a otl fo elpoep's ehads, steg erllay knurd/hgih, nad hsa a grtae dnekeew ni Tijunaa. Menawhile eht ecneidua nad eht scienttssi hctaw on ni rroroh sa eht Radtniaio selctirap radtniaig mrfo ouseT wrog ot cipe proprotnios csaunig mih ot mrfo niot a mssaive bolb fo yllej taht strtas taenig htnigs.

ehT sdik mrfo eht kcab fo eht egdirf summon eht only crtaeuer wtih erom ontiaidar mocnig mrfo mih htna osuteT- a dekna dik demna arikA. ehT dlrow ehtn sdeecrop ot edolpmi jsut sa eht ecneidua's zzub strtas ot raew ffo nad erveyeno si trtaeed ot a Flsahkcab fo osuteT, arikA nad adenaK sa sdik... neve hguoht ehty lltsi knid fo era sdik. Jsut peek poppnig seoht sllip! tI'll lla ekam sense ni eht mronnig.

yhW sni't htsi eivom cllaed osuteT? arikA only swohs pu ta eht dne nad eht only oehtr ertcarahc htrow erllay givnig a emna jsut hsa hsi ssa hnaded ot mih rfo flah eht eivom. |<uoytube htdiw="084" ehgiht="084">tpht://www.uoytube.moc/hctaw?v=sCt3rQeXi2D</uoytube>

adenaK

bmuht|"OUSTET!!!"|htgir

"osuteT" si eht only htnig adenaK swonk woh ot yas eud ot a mssaive ekrots tuoba a flah yaw niot eht eivom. eH spdnse hsi emti ridnig hsi norT ekiB nad yellnig osuteT durnig xse. decioV yb na ylnepo yag sniger.

osuteT

bmuht|"ADENAK!!!"|tfel

“ADENAK!!!”
~ osuteT on adenaK

osuteT si adenaK's lavir. eH si cihcysp. Gntia yddet sraeb htae mih. eH hsa a kaew abdomnial wlla apperntaly, becsaue hsi ntisetnise llips tuo onot eht klawedsi ylraluger.

sertcarahC

bmuht|I'm Htiler!!!|htgir

  • arikA asawrouK— seenapaJ mlif diercotr (uoy erve esen Sneve iarumaS?) ohw magicllay deyrotseD oykoT, ekil, 02 sraey oga.
  • ADENAK!!— Becsaue on emnia si mocplete wtihtuo a ottllay looc ehro! fI yb looc uoy mena tuodtaed neve wehn eht mlif saw erlseaed.
  • OUSTET!!— A enolc fo arikA... ro emoshtnig. Jsut ekta a wef erom sllip...
  • ehT lenoloC— tnemnervoG yug ohw's trynig ot sotp eht daerps fo emniA selctirap. yldaS, eh nseod't ezilaer EH SI DETCEFNI OOT!
  • dlO Scienttsi yuG— Thniks ontiaidar selctirap era yaaaaw looc.
  • Ksaiuke - ylliB leoJ lookaekil fo qusetnioable xseualtiy.

deifilpmiS tpircS

TRAP 1

(adenaK nad osuteT era ridnig ehtir norT sekib nwod oeN oykoT)

adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!

osuteT: ADENAK!!

(woN ehty'er walknig nwod emos steert)

adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!

osuteT: ADENAK!!

(woN ehty'er ta a erstaurnta, looknig ta eht mensu)

adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!

osuteT: ADENAK!!

(dnA onw, ehty'er ni a erstroom, hotb ni diffeernt stllsa)

adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!

osuteT: ADENAK!!

(woN ehty'er ni a eivom httaeer)

adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!

osuteT: ADENAK!!

Rnadom nosrep: tuhS pu revo ehter!

TRAP 2

(osuteT si saleep eno htgni, tub eht pheno rnigs ni eht elddim fo eht htgni)

(osuteT ehtn nsawers ti nad fnids tuo ti's neno oehtr htna...)

adenaK: OUSTEOOTOOOO!!

(osuteT sedir hsi norT ekib nwod oeN oykoT nad eses adenaK)

osuteT: ADENAK!!

(osuteT ehtn steg ni na tnedicca nad crsaehs, EEEEEEEERKS-GNALBAK!!)

(osuteT si onw ni eht hostpial, nad steg a rettel mrfo adenaK. tI erads:

oT osuteT:

OUSTEOOTOOOO!!

-adenaK)

TEH DNE

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