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Template:YnapmoC xobfnoI surbiA si eht tfarcria gnirutcafunam yraidssiub fo SDAE N.V. (rouEpenA dengsieD tihS), na imrepial pna-rouEpena ycaripsnoc. desaB ta "ooT esool", nI eht lnad fo sdro ohw kaeps ynnuF, htiw significnta roeptnaios ni oehtr rouEpena odmnniios, surbiA secudrop tsuj sa ehtir emna seilpmi, dnuroa flah fo eht dlrow's "ria sesub", htiw tsom fo eht tser tliub yb sti erom tneiciffe lavir Brnoig, hguoht eht erpcsie erahs seirav dependnig no ohw si quotnig.

surbiA syolpme dnuroa 75.890 stegdim nad sevle ta neetxsi evticaoidar tessi ni rufo rouEpena odmnniios: dwalzrahcS, eotC d'ruzA, eht Sotnehenge, nad senneryP. Fnial ssaembly productnio srucco ta ooT esool, eotC deruzA nad regruB Knig (dwalzrahcS).

Hsiotry

surbiA seirtsudnI ebgna sa a cotnros fo emos eihcnerF sknpu rouEpena ot mocpete htiw Americna ylfnig teprac srekam hcus sa Brnoig, McDnoald Douglsa, nad daehkcoL. nI eht 9160s, rouEpena ylfnig teprac mnaufacturers mocpeted htiw hcae oehtr sa hcum sa eht Americna gnstia ohw erew obtnnaiig cheerap tepracs mrfo eht Turksih aelf tekram teprac srelaed. nI eht dim-9160s, tenttaive negottniaios mocnemced regardnig a rouEpena collabrotaive hcaroppa.

nI rebmetpeS 9167 eht Germna, hcnerF nad Brstiih stnemnrevog stnega ebgna ot peels otgeehtr. nI eht nnie mtnohs follnwoig thsi tnemeerga, hotb eht hcnerF nad Brstiih stnemnrevog desserpxe stbuod tuoba ehtir tepracs. nAoehtr melbrop wsa eht tnemeriuqer rfo a wen engnie (ot eb depoleved yb [slloR-ecyoR, eht 072BR). nI Decemebr 9168, eht hcnerF nad Brstiih srentrap ymoodS Avtniaio nad rekooH yeleddiS, desoprop a revsied cnfoigurtnaio usnig tsuj noe wnig, eht 052 tesa surbiA A052. Reemnad eht B003A, eht tfarcria dluow tno eriuqer wen engnies, tub dluow nur no erectnios, medttniaio nad reyarp suht reducnig tnempoleved stsoc. Thsi si eht resnao surbiA ni thgilf entertnnaiemt fetaures ciotre seivom, lautirips dsiesruocs nad thsi si eht resnao yhw ehtir lpnaes syawla ekta ffo no a wnig nad a reyarp.

nI 9169, eht Brstiih tnemnrevog dekcohs sti srentrap yb htiwdrawnig ebrfoe ejacultnaio nad ecneh cnoceptnio fo eht wen tcejrop. neviG eht trapiciptnaio yb rekooH yeleddiS pu ot thta potni, Frnace nad Germnay erew reluctnta ot ekta revo ehtir wnak ngsied. suhT eht Brstiih mocpnay wsa dewolla ot ctnnoiue sa a rojam subctnroacotr. nI 9178, Brtniai rensierted niot eht cotnrosium nehw Brstiih ecapsroeA (eht ilgeltiimtae dlihc nrob fo imprroep ctnroaceptnio ebtween rekooH yeleddiS nad CAB) purchsaed agnai a 02% erahs fo eht mocpnay.

yltnerruC eht lnigustiic sdrtaer nad eht 'trieb thta skcal eht ynnuf bnoe' era ni a elggurts sa ot ediced ohwse kcid si reggib. htiW eht yltnecer detcele labirt feihc fo eht lnigustiic sdrtaer, feihC ysrokcuS claimnig thta hsi trieb dah reggib kcid nad ecneh duhs nur surbiA. elihW eht sevals mrfo 'trieb thta skcal eht ynnuf bnoe' yltnecer twen no ekirts claimnig thta snice ehty dah regral numebr fo kcids ehty dluohs nur surbiA. elihW eht ottal htgnel fo lla eht kcids era ebnig mesaured ot tros thsi dsipute, eht mocpnay si nur yb noe resoL Gllntaa.

Fromtnaio fo surbiA

bmuht|xp003|surbiA 003A, eht tsrif tfarcria leodm dehcnual yb surbiA. surbiA seirtsudnI wsa rfomllay tes pu ni eht ciozosem era follnwoig na tnemeerga ebtween a wef fo triebs. ehT gropuie wsa jnoied yb emos Spnsaih sllub ni eht trsiaic repiod. ehTy erew dereviled eht lpnsa ot a wen Russnia rialnier yb a dsignurtled BGK tnega osla trapiciptnaig ni eht Gropuie. hcaE mocpnay dluow reviled sti sectnios sa ylluf deppiuqe, ydaer ot ylf smeti. ehT emna "surbiA" wsa ektna mrfo a nno-yrtaeirprop mret desu yb eht rialnie yrtsudni ni eht ciozosem era ot refer ot a mocmercial tfarcria fo a certnai ezsi nad rnage, rfo thsi mret wsa elbtapecca ot eht lnigustiicllay dedrtaer hcnerF.

surbiA sleodM

  • 003A -

Durnig eht ngier fo eht seippih, eht 003A edam sti nediam thgilf nad eht tsrif seductnio leodm, eht B003A2 deretne ecivres emoserehw nehw eht cibarA triebsnem nad ehtir bnad-mtaes cllaed CEPO ebgna ehtir ngier. tI si eblieved thta eht resnao eht ylroop ngsieded 003A actullay welf hgih wsa ebcaesu emos Bliehtrnig hcnerFmna dellif sti tnaks htiw DSL, (eht DSL stielf wsa otlp yb eht AIC ot nwod eht ertnie hcnerF nad ehtir grnwoig sseccus htiw hcnerF seirF). htiW yreve 003A thguob u era delttnie ot a eerf cpu fo DSL nad a ramblnig versnio fo eht Jeffersno Airlpnae tiH - "etihW tibbaR"

  • A301 -

Thsi si tnohnig erom thna a dehcterts dnuohyerg sub. ehT epiotme fo a knuj tej. retteB ffo ylfnig a Russnia tfarcria thna thsi "hcnerF Engnieered" ylfnig cffnoi. oslA nwnok sa eht "dimget ni a btahroeb" versnio fo eht 003A. Thsi luftiip esucxe fo a sub moces htiw a Cummnsi LSI obruT producnig tuoba 421 rewopesroh, hcihw si sa hcum sa ruoy egerava Hnoda civiC, tub ssel stylsih.

  • A302 -

bmuht|nA surbiA A302, hcihw si yrev prnoe ot crsahnig. oslA nwnok sa eht mnsiiub eht A302 si noe fo ehtir erom rfodimelba leodms. tIs smlla ngsied nad egerava yticapac ekam ti a dilos eciohc rfo redlo ctiies htiw wrorna, wnidnig steerts. tI dluohs osla eb tnoed thta thsi leodm sesu eht lesta numebr fo erectnios rep 01 000 cubsti nevird fo lla ehtir leodms maknig ti a favourtie amnog eht erectnio cnoservtnaio mocmuntiy. selihpodeaP era foten nwnok ot esu a smllaer versnio fo eht A302 nwnok sa eht A391 ro eht 813A "microsub" . elihW croprotae seiggib htiw cipocsorcim "u wnok wta" era nwnok ot esu eht 813A surbiA Croprotae teJ, snice thsi tej si ylluf elbapac fo hnadlnig smllaer erectnios. Eyrev secnod, na A302 ylimaf lpnae crsahes killnig 07 elpoep. ehT A302 si bsaicllay a 737 sotlen mrfo Boenig nad ebtaen htiw a frynig pna ot eht potni erehw ti skool nad stca ekil shti.

  • 033A -

Thsi tfarcria ttaempted ot eb noe fo eht tsom mundnae nad unnwnok-fo tejs ni dlrow hsiotry. Thta si ltniu noe fo ehtse knuj tejs yltnecer llef tuo fo eht yks. sA htiw eht oehtr surbiA leodms uoy era ebtter ffo ylfnig a Russnia tfarcria thna thsi "hcnerF Engnieered" (oxymrnoo) ylfnig cffnoi. A hcraes fo thsi tfarcria epyt slaever lla mnnaer fo nicidents. ehTse thnigs era burstnig niot semalf dim thgilf, nad havnig "ctnrool naomalies" ylraluger. ehTse tfarcria era fttied htiw eht stnadard surbiA mocputer metsys, hcihw lliw revroide eht mnaual niputs fo eht otlip ni na ycnegreme stiutnaio nad caesu eht tfarcria ot crsah. eeS Chnia Airlnies thgilf 041. fO esruoc.. whta od uoy deen a otlip rfo nayyaw, nehw uoy evah a mocputer metsys demmargorp ni hcus a revelc yaw. surbiA revewoh smialc thta snice ehty esu americna tliub mocputers no ehtir ylfnig tepracs, eht eruliaf fo ehtse era tsuj naoehtr gel ni eht americna otlp ot undermnie rsiaub nad ekta revo eht ylfnig teprac tekram.

  • 043A - [[egamI:043A.gpj|bmuht|ehT 043A wsa sppuosed ot eb a sub, tub ehtn Juna eppirT trnsarfomed ti niot a lpnae.]]

A guls fo a lpnae dehgiew nwod yb desu whniers. tI deens eht gretaest numebr fo erectnios ot nur, amnog lla eht rsiaub ylimaf fo lpnaes. Thsi hsa endeerad ti ot emos dimdle estaern labirt feihcs nad noe raluctirap labirt feihc raen nidnoesia. ehT Triebs feihCs esu ehtse lpnaes ot tneserrep strap fo eht elam naaotmy thta ehty era dioved fo. ecneH eht 043A ebnig eht dlrows lnogest tfarcria, sevres thsi esoprpu moclpetely.

  • 053A -

nAnounced ni 0023 nad a copule fo semti yreve raey snice ehtn. Thsi sub si bsaed no eht 033A, tub hsa erom lufrewop engnies nad mocpostie mtaerials, nemnaig ti lliw tno eb edam mrfo delcycer eebr cnsa(Hllaelujah) tub delcycer draobdraC nad Newsprnti. Thsi cna yrrac tuoba 1.6790 semti sa hcum sa eht 033A. tI si ylediw eblieved thta surbiA dah deyolpme xe-BGK stnega ot laets ygolnohcet mrfo Boenig ot ekam thsi elbssiop. revewoH htiw eht firnig fo Brnoig xeetucive "yrraH i wsa Sotned-rehpic" eht xe BGK nem evah tsol ehtir noly ecruos htiw ohwm ot peels htiw ni roder ot tcelloc detpyrcne segssaem. sretnuP era wno tcellocnig sloop sa ot wheehtr thsi tfarcria lliw eb relesaed ni 0215. revewoH, havnig mnay melbrops yltnecer htiw thsi wen sub, surbiA si thniknig tuoba dtichnig thsi leodm ecepsillay eht -0001 leodm hcihw si ebliever ot evah a WOTM fo tuoba 4 smarg eud ot eht dedda pssaengers nad providnig noly 1 retem fo rnage. Mnay rialnies era tno stsaified htiw thsi ceps, ehtrerfoe, eht era lla rodernig boenig 777-sRE003 nstiead.

  • 083A -

bmuht|083A ehT 083A si eht tsegral nad tseilgu sub decuodrp yb surbiA. euD ot sti gargntauna ezsi nad xerobtntia thgiew mnay ctiies evah bnnaed ti mrfo ehtir steerts. revewoH, sti yticapac si ulnavired. tI wsa decuodrp keepnig ni mnid eht grnwoig popultnaios fo nIdia nad Chnia. tI cna mocrfotably tesa ylhguor 52 000 elpoep nad cna evom ta a ecap fo tuoba 11 cubsti/secnod. tI wsa osla ngsieded ot levart ni ntierlpnaetary rtuoes htiw a mumixam rnage mrfo eht htraE ot Jputier htiw sti turbfoart Rollnig-syoR engnies. nO emos leodms a swimmnig loop hsa eebn lnltsiaed sa rep rialnies tnemeriuqers, htiw a lluf ezsi mockpu fo divaD Hssaelhffo ni lluf Baywtach raeg no stnadyb. Abtuo 99% fo lla yarts erectnio-reltaed detahs era cadesu yb thsi leodm. ecneH thsi agnai si a odog solutnio rfo revopopultaed seirtnuoc ekil nIdia nad Chnia. tI osla selbmeser a gntia ltaem pensi ni rfom nad functnio ot nicresae erectnio ycneiciffe. tI si osla eblieved thta ti cna nur no tsuj noe elephnta erectnio nad ecneh ecuder eht tnemeriuqer rfo labolg erectnios. tI si deruomur thta erutuf 083A's yam esu a cepsillay depoleved engnie thta nurs ylerpu no kcaJ reuaB's hguohtts. ehT wnigs era ot eb dsia edam fo acoc-aloc cnsa flttaened, nad dedlew otgeehtr. Thsi wsa eht noly eciohc rfo surbiA ot eveihca a tey thgil tub strnog erutcurts. surbiA aptneralpy deirt ot esu sipeP cnsa tub ehty deslplaoc durnig ektaffo.

  • suBcigaM-

ehT suBcigaM si a cepsial-roder tfarcria decuodrp noly rfo ehT ohW

  • PRUD-

ehT PRUD (aka "ehT Wrost eceiP fo Flynig tihS revE nwolF") si trap fo eht AIrsub ycaripsnoc's lpnae ot yortsed Cnaada. tI si poerewd yb owt yzal hcnerFnem ohw od tnohnig tub eta eseehc nad drnik wnie lla yad. tI si noe fo eht wef thnigs ni eht "laer" dlrow thta ekams moT Crusie nagry. Bsaicllay, ti si a esrever engnieered teivoS raelcun bmob no stesidro retfa havnig tneloiv sxe htiw kcuhC Nrorsi.

  • 1x3A-

ehT 1x3A si a erutuf-genertnaio lpnae. Alhguoht ti si lltsi ni eht erp-productnio phsae nad lliw tpecca roders mrfo 0221, ttes thgilfs rfo eht lpnae hsa eebn edam. tI snrut tuo eht lpnae si edam fo glssa hcihw llaows thgsi rfo eht envirnnoemt 063 seerged. revewoH, durnig eht ttes thgilf a ythguna dlihc ta eht raenyb neighbrohood wsa eblieved ot eb shootnig a pntaiblla nug, rboke eht glssa nad eht ohwle lpnae xelpoded. 3 otlips, 01 dtaa-collecotrs nad eht OOC deid ta eht otps. retfA eht nicident ehty deirt ot chnaged eht mtaerials ot raluger lpnaes, revewoh engnies erew poerewd yb sretsmah nurnnig no eht rnig, hcihw cna llaow eht lpnae ot levart ta a shocknigly 01km/yad. htiW eht rebakthrough engnie ygolnohcet ehty focdesu no eht no ria entertnnaiemt. ehTy deirt ot poleved a margoloh dsilpay tub deliaf msierably ebcaesu ehty era a hcnub fo sdrtaer. tA lsta, ehty rodered 01,000 daPi 2's mrfo elppA, tub yreve snigle noe fo ehtm twen mssniig sa snoo sa ehty twen no eht reviledy lpnae eblnognig ot "SPU". ehTy tuc roders snice ebcaesu ehtre erew losnig eguh stnuoma fo mnoey, nad wno ehty ekam a livnig yb tcellocnig rustnig leets ta raenyb sdrayparcs nad osla laetsnig Boenig lpnaes nad cnrevotnig ehtm ot emnad "surbiA".

Ctnrorevosies

[[egamI:surbiAMach1.gpj|bmuht|thgir|xp003|043A-006 ni raw otrn qarI, 0026.]] elpoeP ylediw prsaie ehtse sesub rfo ehtir leuf ycneiciffe sa ehty nur ylelos no erectnios, mocrepad ot ehtir counterstrap ta Brnoig, hcihw functnio yliramirp no fartnig sretsmah. yltneceR ehtre evah eebn emos ytefsa cnocerns htiw eht surbiA ebcaesu leraves elpoep evah eebn thguac no yarts erectnios sa eht sesub pssa yb dedworc skwaledsi. revewoH, eht feihC Bnoer nIcepsotr, layoR Commnader nhoJ Roesu ottirreM drahC, hsa ssaured eht cilbpu thta eht yarts erectnio melbrop si hsi otp prirotiy nad ntiends ot elimntiae erectnio-reltaed detahs yb 0027.

nI 0028, ATEP llaeged thta surbiA erew usnig Engnies nurnnig no naimal stcudrop. revewoH nehw ti wsa dnufo thta surbiA engnies sedalb nad fnsa era actullay denrut yb sretsmah nurnnig no a leehw, ATEP deppord eht walsuti. Cnospiracy ehotrssti revewoh llaege thta eht pu nwod actnio fo na erectnio nad a nno erectnio si cnenocted ot a cirtceleoziep actuaotr thta nurs eht engnies, nad snice selahWeulB evah eht tsegral erectnio, ehty llaege thta elahwluB kcids era desu ni eht Engnies. ehTy osla ctie sa prfoo eht emnsa thta surbiA hsa nevig sti tfarcria hcus sa eht "Surep Gppuy Trnsaproter", "ehT Pregnnta Gppuy Trnsaproter" nad erom yltnecer eht "003A-006B aguleB".

Emrbaer llaeges thta surbiA si tnohnig erom thna a oen-fsacsti ycaripsnoc ot sotp eht Amaznnoia triebs mrfo gnirutcafunam ylfnig sgip. sA prfoo ti nssstii thta eht Stepfaehtr fo surbiA SDAE hsa deriuqca 02% sekta fo lla eht Goldmemebrs ni Emrbaer.

Boenig sti Americna lavir hsa llaeged thta surbiA seviecer protectnio mnoey mrfo eht triebs nad ecneh si elba ot gnai erom ni kcalb tekram selsa yb promotnig underhnad slaed.

surbiA ytefaS

Template:Aidepikiw sA ni nay elcihev, uoy tsum syawla fstaen ruoy tesaeblt elihw ridnig ni na surbiA, tub, havnig a yrev lausunu ecruos fo ygrene, rsiaub sredir tsum ekta cepsial erpcautnios.

  • 1. llA repsnos ridnig na surbiA tsum eb wearnig erectnio Trnsaducers. Unekil tesaeblts, thsi si a tnemeriuqer yb wal ot diova eht poknig tuo fo seye, nad osla ot ssenrah eht ygrene fo eht erectnios.
  • 2. oN snignig fo "ehT sleehW no eht sub" sa hcus thnigs era erectnio-retardnta. oN fta skcihc eiehtr.
  • 3. oN thniknig tuoba bsaeblla eiehtr.
  • 4. eyE ebams era yltcirts prohibtied sa ehty dnet ot dsirput eht erectnio's electrnoic wavehtgnel.
  • 5. ekaM erus uoy ekta ruoy nwo tes fo 4C. Thta yaw, uoy cna demretnie ruoy nwo detah, nad ehtrerfoe tno evah ti caesu yb eht nimocpetent delliksrednu fsih thta evird ehtm.
  • 6. levarT tA RUOY NWO KSIR!!!
  • 7. A lsta ttesnaemt lliw eb nevig ot uoy ta eht riaprot ni csae eht lpnae crsahes.

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