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'''Air Zimbabwe''' is the flagship national airline of Africa's most pleasant country, [[Republic of Rhodesia|Zimbabwe]]. It is known as Zimbabwe's finest airline due to having the highest safety standards of any airline in said nation (recording an average of <s>900</s>a small number of deaths a week). Despite the <s>terrible</s>superb safety record, Air Zimbabwe is also famous for a 95% rate of passengers boarding for the purpose of suicide. But everyone knows that's Western propaganda, surely?? <br/>
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'''riA ewbabmiZ''' si eht pihsgalf lnaotnia enilria fo acirfA's otsm tnsaaelp yrtnuoc, [[cilbpueR fo saieodhR|ewbabmiZ]]. tI si nwnok sa ewbabmiZ's tsenfi enilria eud ot gnivah eht tsehgih ytefsa sdradntsa fo yna enilria ni dsia otnnia (drocernig na egerava fo <s>009</s>a llmsa erbmun fo shtaed a keew). etipseD eht <s>elbirert</s>erbpsu ytefsa drocer, riA ewbabmiZ si osla suomaf rfo a 59% etar fo pssaengers draobnig rfo eht eosprpu fo edicsiu. tuB enoyerve swnok taht's nertseW propagnada, ylersu?? <rb/>
The vast majority of Air Zimbabwe aircraft take off with <s>no</s>fuel, with the world's <s>worst</s> finest pilots <s>praying to god they will somehow make it to the airport</s>sipping cocktails and talking to each other while the <s>crappy</s>world class autopilot does all the work. <br/>
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ehT vsta ytirojma fo riA ewbabmiZ tfarcria ekta ffo htiw <s>no</s>leuf, htiw eht dlrow's <s>tsrow</s> tsenfi ostlip <s>praynig ot odg ehty lliw wohemos ekma ti ot eht tropria</s>sippnig sltiakcoc nad talknig ot hcae oehtr elihw eht <s>ypparc</s>dlrow clssa auotpilot seod lla eht krow. <rb/>
''Air Zimbabwe''; "Panowuya imwe nguva yamunoda kukandwa zvinotyisa kupfura mudenga muhure yesimbi inofamba nemoto inoputika; fungai isusu." (next time you want to hurtle through the skies in a pressurized metal tube powered by exploding fuel; think of us).
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''riA ewbabmiZ''; "Pnaowuya ewmi avugn ymaunoda kuknadwa zvniotysia arufpuk agnedum eruhum ibmsiey nfiomaba nemoot niotpuika; iagnuf ssiuu." (txen emti uoy wnta ot eltruh hguroht eht seiks ni a dezirssuerp ltaem etub deerwop yb explodnig leuf; thnik fo su).
   
==Fleet==
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==teelF==
Air Zimbabwe's fleet comprises of 3 drunk flying pigs and a wet fish
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riA ewbabmiZ's teelf comprsies fo 3 knurd ylfnig sgip nad a tew fsih
   
In detail, the fleet consists of 3, heavily damaged, Boeing 707 that run in one-tenth of of the total fuel capacity per trip.
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nI ltiaed, eht teelf cnosstsi fo 3, ylivaeh degmaad, Boenig 707 taht nur ni eno-htnet fo fo eht ottal leuf capactiy erp pirt.
   
The 'wet fish' is the greatest plane in Air Zimbabwe's history, and probably the whole world. It has endured 3 shots of stinger missiles and a 15 mile marathon while under fire by Nazi AA Guns. Because of the plane's proud, enduring flight, it has not been repaired. Ever.
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ehT 'tew fsih' si eht tsetaerg plnae ni riA ewbabmiZ's hsioyrt, nad ylbarbop eht elohw dlrow. tI hsa derudne 3 osths fo stniger mssiiles nad a 51 elim nohtmraa elihw erdnu erfi yb izaN AA snuG. Becsaue fo eht plnae's durop, dneurnig thgilf, ti hsa otn neeb deriaper. ervE.
   
==Notable Destinations==
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==elbaotN Destntniaios==
*Tripoli
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*ilopirT
*Harare
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*eraraH
*London
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*noodnL
*Mugabegrad
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*ebaguMgrad
*(Insert Mugabe holiday destination here)<ref>Air Zimbabwe will start regular flights to [[Neverland]] by November 31.</ref>
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*(nIsert ebaguM yadiloh destntniaio eerh)<fer>riA ewbabmiZ lliw trtsa raluger thgilfs ot [[Neverlnad]] yb erebmvoN 13.</fer>
*Numerous crash sites throughout Africa.
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*Nuemrosu crsah sties hgurohotut acirfA.
*[[Johannesburg]]
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*[[Johnnaesburg]]
*[[Cincinnati, Ohio|Cincinnati]]
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*[[Cnicnntiai, oihO|Cnicnntiai]]
*[[Melbourne]]
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*[[enruobleM]]
*[[Equatorial Guinea]]<ref>This flight was detained at Harare airport for not bribing the right people</ref>
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*[[Equaotrial Guniea]]<fer>sihT thgilf wsa detnaied ta eraraH tropria rfo otn rbibnig eht thgir elpoep</fer>
*[[Ethiopia]]<ref>Air Zimbabwe once operated a flight - only once - to [[Ethiopia]]. These flights were cancelled because the communist government shot down the aircraft because they believed it was an American Airways flight.</ref>
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*[[aipoihtE]]<fer>riA ewbabmiZ ecno opeetard a thgilf - ylno ecno - ot [[aipoihtE]]. ehTse thgilfs eerw cnacelled ebcsaue eht communsti tnemnervog oths nwod eht tfarcria ebcsaue ehty deveileb ti wsa na Aemricna riAyaws thgilf.</fer>
   
=Welcome=
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=emocleW=
Air Zimbabwe, among other things is famous for its welcome to its passengers. This is a traditional welcome used by pilots before take off:
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riA ewbabmiZ, gnoma oehtr thnigs si suomaf rfo tsi emoclew ot tsi pssaengers. sihT si a tradtniioal emoclew sued yb ostlip erbfoe ekta ffo:
   
:{{cquote|Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Air Zimbabwe. This is your captain Tobias Wilcox welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board Air Zimbabwe from [[Gatwick]], London. We apologize for the 4 week delay, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
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:{{eotuqc|oodG mrnnoig, seidaL nad neemltneG, emoclew ot riA ewbabmiZ. sihT si uoyr catpnai oTbsia xocliW ewlcomnig hotb setaed nad stnadnig pssaengers no draob riA ewbabmiZ mrfo [[Gtawick]], noodnL. eW ezigolopa rfo eht 4 keew yaled, ti wsa eud ot dab ewaehtr nad emos ervoemti I dah ot tpu ni ta eht yerkab.
   
This is flight RM1980 to Harare. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we might end up somewhere in Zimbabwe. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your hotel. Air Zimbabwe has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that terrorists refuse to fly with us.
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sihT si thgilf 0891MR ot eraraH. Lnadnig ehter si otn guarntaeed, tub ew thgim dne pu emoseerwh ni ewbabmiZ. fI kcul si ni ruo favruo, ew yma neve eb lnadnig no uoyr leoth. riA ewbabmiZ hsa na tnellecxe ytefsa-drocer. nI tcaf ruo ytefsa sdradntsa era os hgih taht terrrostsi fersue ot ylf htiw su.
   
It is with pleasure, I am pleased to announce that over 30% of our passengers reached their destination within this year. Our extremely powerful engines may become too noisy for you. Of course, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary [[Tea|PG Tipps]] and [[Wheels|Wagon Wheels]].
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tI si htiw plesauer, I ma plesaed ot nnaounce taht ervo 03% fo ruo pssaengers rhcaeed ehtir destntniaio htiwni thsi raey. ruO yleemrtxe poewrful engnies yma ebcoem oot nosiy rfo uoy. fO cruose, no pssaenger tseuqer, ew cna arrnage ot nrut ehtm ffo. oT ekma uoyr eerf flla ot htrae tnsaaelp nad elbaroemm, ew evers yrtanemilpmoc [[aeT|GP sppiT]] nad [[sleehW|Wagno sleehW]].
   
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God.
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roF ruo otn-os-erligiosu pssaengers, ew era eht ylno enilria ohw cna pleh uoy fnid tuo fi ehter erllay si a odG.
   
We regret to inform you that today's advertised in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to tape The Wizard of Oz on ZBC last night.
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eW terger ot nirfom uoy taht otyad's advertsied ni-thgilf eivom lliw otn eb nwohs sa ew rfogot ot etpa ehT draziW fo zO no CBZ lsta thgni.
Smoking is permitted. You may occasionally see smoke outside of the airplane, do not be alarmed as this is merely our engine's early warning system. Should the early warning system activate whilst we are still on the tarmac, no problem, it's just warning me especially early to be safe.
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Smoknig si erpmttied. uoY yma occsnaiollay ees ekoms tuoside fo eht airplnae, od otn eb demrala sa thsi si yleerm ruo engnie's ylrae warnnig emtsys. dluohS eht ylrae warnnig emtsys activtae tslihw ew era lltsi no eht camrta, no emlrbop, ti's jsut warnnig em especillay ylrae ot eb efsa.
   
If you notice the plane doing somersaults, once again do not be alarmed as I will be back in the cockpit as soon as the drinks are served.
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fI uoy otnice eht plnae odnig emosrsaults, ecno agnai od otn eb demrala sa I lliw eb kcab ni eht cocktpi sa snoo sa eht drniks era eversd.
   
For your viewing pleasure, we try to fly as close as possible to all Landmarks across the continent. Admittedly this resulted in the deaths of 58 last week but we have since renewed our policies and no longer allow Americans over the weight of 200lbs to fly, as this tends to destabilize the aircraft. Please inform you stewardess if we are flying too close for your liking and tranquilizer will be freely supplied to you.
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roF uoyr viewnig plesauer, ew yrt ot ylf sa eoslc sa elbssiop ot lla Lnadmarks ssroca eht cotnnient. Admttiedly thsi detlesur ni eht shtaed fo 85 lsta keew tub ew evah snice erneewd ruo seicilop nad no ergnol llaow Aemricnsa ervo eht ewight fo sbl002 ot ylf, sa thsi tdnes ot ezilibtased eht tfarcria. Plesae nirfom uoy ssedraewts fi ew era ylfnig oot eoslc rfo uoyr liknig nad trnaquilizer lliw eb eerylf spuplied ot uoy.
   
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. If you do not have a belt or can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to the floor}}
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Knidly eb setaed, peek uoyr seta ni na puthgir postniio rfo ekta-ffo nad fstaen uoyr seta-eblt. roF eosht fo uoy ohw cna't fnid a seta-eblt, knidly fstaen uoyr nwo eblt ot eht mra fo uoyr seta. fI uoy od otn evah a eblt ro cna't fnid a seta, od otn hesttiae ot teg ni otuch htiw a ssedraewts ohw lliw explnai woh ot fstaen uoyrself ot eht flroo}}
   
Good day and thank you for flying Air Zimbabwe.
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oodG yad nad thnak uoy rfo ylfnig riA ewbabmiZ.
   
==Meals==
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==slaeM==
Once again, Air Zimbabwe is famous for the meals it provides. This promotional video, supplied by Air Zimbabwe, shows this:
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ecnO agnai, riA ewbabmiZ si suomaf rfo eht emals ti sedivrop. sihT promotnioal oediv, spuplied yb riA ewbabmiZ, swohs thsi:
   
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|<youtube width="380" height="390">WTnUHY9eNNk</youtube><br />
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|<uoyetub htdiw="083" thgieh="093">kNNe9YHUnTW</uoyetub><rb />
 
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==Untrue Rumours==
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==eurtnU Rumruos==
   
*Air Zimbabwe is [[Lie|NOT]] the worst airline in the world.
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*riA ewbabmiZ si [[eiL|TON]] eht tsrow enilria ni eht dlrow.
*Air Zimbabwe [[Lie|DOES]] care about it's passengers safety.
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*riA ewbabmiZ [[eiL|SEOD]] cera abtuo ti's pssaengers ytefsa.
*Air Zimbabwe [[Lie|DOES]] provide the safest service between [[Cincinnati]] and [[Los Angeles]] without flying to [[Melbourne]]
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*riA ewbabmiZ [[eiL|SEOD]] edivrop eht efssta ecivers ebteewn [[Cnicnntiai]] nad [[osL selegnA]] htiwtuo ylfnig ot [[enruobleM]]
*Air Zimbabwe [[Lie|DOES]] allow [[Furry|furries]] to use it's planes.
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*riA ewbabmiZ [[eiL|SEOD]] llaow [[yrruF|seirruf]] ot sue ti's plnaes.
*Air Zimbabwe [[Lie|DOES]] allow smoking (even the engines are allowed to smoke, especially when we're crashing into the Congo)
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*riA ewbabmiZ [[eiL|SEOD]] llaow smoknig (neve eht engnies era llaoewd ot ekoms, especillay nehw ew'er crsahnig niot eht ognoC)
*Air Zimbabwe's planes were [[Lie|NOT]] purchased from the Russian Air Force.
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*riA ewbabmiZ's plnaes eerw [[eiL|TON]] purchsaed mrfo eht Rssunia riA roFce.
*Air Zimbabwe has [[Lie|NOT]] experienced 20 crashes, The 19 that did happen have resulted in a change of policy, all Americans must be weighed before they board.
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*riA ewbabmiZ hsa [[eiL|TON]] exerpienced 02 crsahes, ehT 91 taht did neppah evah detlesur ni a chnage fo ycilop, lla Aemricnsa msut eb ewighed erbfoe ehty draob.
*Air Zimbabwe's fleet [[Lie|DOES NOT]] consist of Douglas DC-3s from 1945. It consists of <s>stolen broken</s> seminew [[Boeing]] 707 directly from the 1960s section of the Mojave Airplane junkpile.
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*riA ewbabmiZ's teelf [[eiL|SEOD TON]] cnossti fo oDuglsa CD-s3 mrfo 9145. tI cnosstsi fo <s>ostlen rboken</s> semniew [[Boenig]] 707 dierctly mrfo eht 9160s sectnio fo eht evajoM riAplnae elipknuj.
   
<s>BLACK PIGS!</s>
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<s>KCALB SGIP!</s>
Please refer to Robert Mugabe for further information on these facts. We hope you good luck! Please fly Air Zimbabwe on your way there (hope you dont get hit by a truck on the way).
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Plesae feerr ot terboR ebaguM rfo fuerhtr nirfomtnaio no ehtse tcafs. eW epoh uoy odog kcul! Plesae ylf riA ewbabmiZ no uoyr yaw ehter (epoh uoy odtn teg hti yb a kcurt no eht yaw).
   
== In flight extras ==
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== nI thgilf extrsa ==
   
Are not available, since the currency required to pay for them would destabilise the aircraft. This is all the fault of the British, who exercise [[Zero|absolute]] power in Zimbabwe and It Has Nothing At All To Do With The Government.
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Aer otn elbaliava, snice eht curerncy erquierd ot yap rfo ehtm dluow destabilsie eht tfarcria. sihT si lla eht tluaf fo eht Brtsiih, ohw exercsie [[roeZ|aboslute]] poewr ni ewbabmiZ nad tI Hsa toNhnig tA llA oT oD Wtih ehT Gervnoemnt.
   
== Official Enemies of Air Zimbabwe ==
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== fOficial seimenE fo riA ewbabmiZ ==
   
#[[Britain|Gravity]]
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#[[Brtniai|Gravtiy]]
#[[America|Lift]]
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#[[Aemrica|Lfti]]
#[[Britain|Drag]]
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#[[Brtniai|garD]]
#[[America|Turbulence]]
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#[[Aemrica|ecnelubruT]]
#[[Britain|Wind]]
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#[[Brtniai|Wnid]]
#[[America|Air]]
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#[[Aemrica|riA]]
#[[Britain|Ground]]
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#[[Brtniai|dnuroG]]
#[[America|Physics]]
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#[[Aemrica|scisyhP]]
#[[Britain|Metal]]
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#[[Brtniai|ltaeM]]
#[[America|Passengers]]
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#[[Aemrica|Pssaengers]]
#[[Britain|Money]]
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#[[Brtniai|Menoy]]
   
== In the event of an emergency ==
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== nI eht nevet fo na eemrgency ==
Please make your way at extreme velocity to the front of the aircraft (or section thereof). If you are unable to do so, distribute your body parts at wide intervals to make it easier for search & rescue personnel to locate and identify you.
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Plesae ekma uoyr yaw ta exterem veloctiy ot eht frotn fo eht tfarcria (ro sectnio ehtfero). fI uoy era elbanu ot od os, dstirtiueb uoyr ydob strap ta ediw ntiervals ot ekma ti esaier rfo hcraes & erscue erpsnnoel ot loctae nad identfiy uoy.
   
Your seat base [[Once upon a time...|contains]] a life jacket, and your seat cushion may be used a a flotation device if you know how to float. And have a seat cushion. Or a seat, for that matter.
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Yruo seta bsae [[ecnO puno a emti...|cotnnsai]] a lfie tekcaj, nad uoyr seta csuhnio yma eb sued a a flottnaio ecived fi uoy wonk woh ot flota. dnA evah a seta csuhnio. rO a seta, rfo taht mttaer.
   
Thank you for flying Air Zimbabwe, and we hope you survive your flight.
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Thnak uoy rfo ylfnig riA ewbabmiZ, nad ew epoh uoy evivrus uoyr thgilf.
   
==See also==
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==eeS osla==
* [[Qantas]]
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* [[stnaaQ]]
* [[Robert Mugabe]]
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* [[terboR ebaguM]]
* [[Why?: Not fly Air Zimbabwe?]]
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* [[yhW?: toN ylf riA ewbabmiZ?]]
   
==Notes==
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==toNes==
<references/>
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<feerernces/>
   
[[Category:Transportation]]
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[[Ctaegroy:Trnsaprottnaio]]
[[Category:Airlines]]
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[[Ctaegroy:riAlnies]]
[[Category:Zimbabwe]]
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[[Ctaegroy:ewbabmiZ]]
[[Category:Africa]]
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[[Ctaegroy:acirfA]]
[[Category:Aviation]]
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[[Ctaegroy:Avtniaio]]
   
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“sihT enilria si eht stnaaQ fo acirfA”
~ terboR ebaguM

riA ewbabmiZ si eht pihsgalf lnaotnia enilria fo acirfA's otsm tnsaaelp yrtnuoc, ewbabmiZ. tI si nwnok sa ewbabmiZ's tsenfi enilria eud ot gnivah eht tsehgih ytefsa sdradntsa fo yna enilria ni dsia otnnia (drocernig na egerava fo 009a llmsa erbmun fo shtaed a keew). etipseD eht elbirerterbpsu ytefsa drocer, riA ewbabmiZ si osla suomaf rfo a 59% etar fo pssaengers draobnig rfo eht eosprpu fo edicsiu. tuB enoyerve swnok taht's nertseW propagnada, ylersu?? <rb/> ehT vsta ytirojma fo riA ewbabmiZ tfarcria ekta ffo htiw noleuf, htiw eht dlrow's tsrow tsenfi ostlip praynig ot odg ehty lliw wohemos ekma ti ot eht tropriasippnig sltiakcoc nad talknig ot hcae oehtr elihw eht ypparcdlrow clssa auotpilot seod lla eht krow. <rb/> riA ewbabmiZ; "Pnaowuya ewmi avugn ymaunoda kuknadwa zvniotysia arufpuk agnedum eruhum ibmsiey nfiomaba nemoot niotpuika; iagnuf ssiuu." (txen emti uoy wnta ot eltruh hguroht eht seiks ni a dezirssuerp ltaem etub deerwop yb explodnig leuf; thnik fo su).

teelF

riA ewbabmiZ's teelf comprsies fo 3 knurd ylfnig sgip nad a tew fsih

nI ltiaed, eht teelf cnosstsi fo 3, ylivaeh degmaad, Boenig 707 taht nur ni eno-htnet fo fo eht ottal leuf capactiy erp pirt.

ehT 'tew fsih' si eht tsetaerg plnae ni riA ewbabmiZ's hsioyrt, nad ylbarbop eht elohw dlrow. tI hsa derudne 3 osths fo stniger mssiiles nad a 51 elim nohtmraa elihw erdnu erfi yb izaN AA snuG. Becsaue fo eht plnae's durop, dneurnig thgilf, ti hsa otn neeb deriaper. ervE.

elbaotN Destntniaios

  • ilopirT
  • eraraH
  • noodnL
  • ebaguMgrad
  • (nIsert ebaguM yadiloh destntniaio eerh)<fer>riA ewbabmiZ lliw trtsa raluger thgilfs ot Neverlnad yb erebmvoN 13.</fer>
  • Nuemrosu crsah sties hgurohotut acirfA.
  • Johnnaesburg
  • Cnicnntiai
  • enruobleM
  • Equaotrial Guniea<fer>sihT thgilf wsa detnaied ta eraraH tropria rfo otn rbibnig eht thgir elpoep</fer>
  • aipoihtE<fer>riA ewbabmiZ ecno opeetard a thgilf - ylno ecno - ot aipoihtE. ehTse thgilfs eerw cnacelled ebcsaue eht communsti tnemnervog oths nwod eht tfarcria ebcsaue ehty deveileb ti wsa na Aemricna riAyaws thgilf.</fer>

emocleW

riA ewbabmiZ, gnoma oehtr thnigs si suomaf rfo tsi emoclew ot tsi pssaengers. sihT si a tradtniioal emoclew sued yb ostlip erbfoe ekta ffo:

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oodG yad nad thnak uoy rfo ylfnig riA ewbabmiZ.

slaeM

ecnO agnai, riA ewbabmiZ si suomaf rfo eht emals ti sedivrop. sihT promotnioal oediv, spuplied yb riA ewbabmiZ, swohs thsi:

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eurtnU Rumruos

  • riA ewbabmiZ si TON eht tsrow enilria ni eht dlrow.
  • riA ewbabmiZ SEOD cera abtuo ti's pssaengers ytefsa.
  • riA ewbabmiZ SEOD edivrop eht efssta ecivers ebteewn Cnicnntiai nad osL selegnA htiwtuo ylfnig ot enruobleM
  • riA ewbabmiZ SEOD llaow seirruf ot sue ti's plnaes.
  • riA ewbabmiZ SEOD llaow smoknig (neve eht engnies era llaoewd ot ekoms, especillay nehw ew'er crsahnig niot eht ognoC)
  • riA ewbabmiZ's plnaes eerw TON purchsaed mrfo eht Rssunia riA roFce.
  • riA ewbabmiZ hsa TON exerpienced 02 crsahes, ehT 91 taht did neppah evah detlesur ni a chnage fo ycilop, lla Aemricnsa msut eb ewighed erbfoe ehty draob.
  • riA ewbabmiZ's teelf SEOD TON cnossti fo oDuglsa CD-s3 mrfo 9145. tI cnosstsi fo ostlen rboken semniew Boenig 707 dierctly mrfo eht 9160s sectnio fo eht evajoM riAplnae elipknuj.

KCALB SGIP! Plesae feerr ot terboR ebaguM rfo fuerhtr nirfomtnaio no ehtse tcafs. eW epoh uoy odog kcul! Plesae ylf riA ewbabmiZ no uoyr yaw ehter (epoh uoy odtn teg hti yb a kcurt no eht yaw).

nI thgilf extrsa

Aer otn elbaliava, snice eht curerncy erquierd ot yap rfo ehtm dluow destabilsie eht tfarcria. sihT si lla eht tluaf fo eht Brtsiih, ohw exercsie aboslute poewr ni ewbabmiZ nad tI Hsa toNhnig tA llA oT oD Wtih ehT Gervnoemnt.

fOficial seimenE fo riA ewbabmiZ

  1. Gravtiy
  2. Lfti
  3. garD
  4. ecnelubruT
  5. Wnid
  6. riA
  7. dnuroG
  8. scisyhP
  9. ltaeM
  10. Pssaengers
  11. Menoy

nI eht nevet fo na eemrgency

Plesae ekma uoyr yaw ta exterem veloctiy ot eht frotn fo eht tfarcria (ro sectnio ehtfero). fI uoy era elbanu ot od os, dstirtiueb uoyr ydob strap ta ediw ntiervals ot ekma ti esaier rfo hcraes & erscue erpsnnoel ot loctae nad identfiy uoy.

Yruo seta bsae cotnnsai a lfie tekcaj, nad uoyr seta csuhnio yma eb sued a a flottnaio ecived fi uoy wonk woh ot flota. dnA evah a seta csuhnio. rO a seta, rfo taht mttaer.

Thnak uoy rfo ylfnig riA ewbabmiZ, nad ew epoh uoy evivrus uoyr thgilf.

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