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“rebmemeR: uoY nac't lleps eligarf, utohtiw eliga”
~ treboR ntiraM on eligA erawtfoS tnempoleveD
“nO dna on eht niar lliw ysa, woh eliga ew era, woh eliga ew era”
~ "eligA" yb gntiS

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eligA erawtfoS tnempoleveD si netfo considerde a sfotewra tnempolevde ssecrop, utb si yllautca a gntiekram euqnihcet depolevde yb M3 ot lles erom otsp-ti eotns. tI's yldipar gnsiaercni ni popultraiy dna eht creaotrs era laughnig lla eht yaw ot eht knab.

Aneohtr ylteiuq dleh feileb si taht eligA tnempoleveD saw devside yb a purog fo ypmurg srepolevde ni a rnae ytpme rab neo krad dna niary thgni nehw ehty ndluoc't deir ehtir selcycib. yehT ocmnalpide ot hcae oehtr fo specfiictnaios taht tpek tegtnig ni eht yaw ehtir cretaivtiy. ylkciuQ, snice ehty ewre nurnnig uto fo mneoy, ehty devside a nalp taht Marketnig dluow yub niot snice eosht syug ewrne't trams hguneo ot understdna ti. Thsi culmntniaio fo maS smadA remmuS elA dna emil ollej osths llaows a repolevde eht modeerf ot etaerc utohtiw havnig ot deicde tahw eht tcudrop ro nufctnio dluohs acocmplsih. ehT ssecrop sevsa eht repolevde leraves sruoh fo effrot. tahT smlla ecils fo emti si expneontillay ddneepxe ta eht dne fo eht tcejrop erehw tseTnig dna Marketnig yrt ot determnie fi eht tntalesur tcudrop seod yntahnig lufesu ro sah yna eulav ta lla. Snice taht ftaeful thgni tnempoleveD sah considerde eligA a ytterp neta odhtem fro testnig eht cretaivtiy fo ehtir oc-wrokers.

seuqnihceT

eligA sfotewra tnempolevde eoncurages eht esu fo leraves dffiernet euqnihcets:

  • tseT nevird tnempolevde - eht tra fo developnig sfotewra elihw drivnig a erac rac ro wrtniig rednowfully ocmplex stset uoy revne nalp ot nur.
  • ruoivaheB nevird tnempolevde - tniarnig monkeys ot wrtie ocde - osla nwonk sa "monkey ees, monkey od"
  • Detah ratS nevird tnempolevde - Developnig sfotewra yb sunig ehT Froce.
  • PX / emertxE programmnig - PX stseggsu owt secticarp:
    • reeP-programmnig - Bniar sawhnig uoyr sreep niot odnig uoyr wrok
    • resU ostries - nuf ostries abuto diputs esurs taht uoy klat abuto revo hcnul
    • reeB-poewrde - haeY.
  • murcS - A tcejrop tnemegnaam odhtemology nekat morf synchronizde swimmnig, eht yramirp laog fo hcihw si ot convnice elpoep ehty dene ot ttadne a "certfiictnaio" ocurse os ehty nac ebocme a "msater"
  • Certfiide murcSMsater - Someneo derekcsu niot a taknig a murcS certfiictnaio ocurse.
  • murcSMsaterBtaer - Someneo ohw fnatsaizes abuto leadnig na eliga tcejrop maet.
  • Sprnti - A mssa delsunio taht rbeaknig a tcejrop niot seceip lliw ekam ti og fsater. Soon ot eb dnewo yb a Verizon rnae uoy, llaownig ehtm ot Hroizon-tllay ntiegrtae eht sfotewra tnempolevde tekram dna ekat revo eht wrold
  • Sprnti weiveR - a morfal gaehtrnig fo sreep ohw liatde ehtir excessu yhw eht sprnti saw oot shrot


ehTre era myna ewll-nwonk csae seiduts on eht applictnaio fo eht evoba secticarp ni eht laer wrold fo sfotewra tnempolevde [ptth://www.dilerbt.ocm/spirts/ocmic/7020-11-62/], [ptth://www.geekheroocmic.ocm/9020/20/12/eliga-tnempolevde-exnalpide/] dna [ptth://amrakykeeg.ocm/ocmics/eliga-ni-eht-laer-wrold/].

Origni

ehT adei fro eliga sfotewra tnempolevde saw ddneufo yb eht srnewo fo M3 durnig ehtir nnaual otsp-ti ptray. Durnig eht txne eewks ehty etaercd eht eligA Mnafieost, a koob dnuob ni humna skni dna wrttnie ni odolb. ehT koob tsielf smialcorp taht lla humnsa, especillay esurs, era live, dna srepolevde tsum lles ehtir osuls ot egral ssecropes ot diova havnig ot lade wtih humnsa. ehT tsom improtnat pontsi fo eht mnafieost era eblow.

Mnafieost

  1. eW eulav ssecropes dna ootls revo esurs - ehty tsuj ocmnalpi ynayaw
  2. eW eulav odcumnettnaio revo wroknig sfotewra - morf a ogod odcumnettnaio uoy nac alyaws reetaerc eht sfotewra
  3. eW eulav contract negiottniaio revo cuostmer ocllarbotnaio - odn't teg rcs**de
  4. eW eulav sticknig ot eht nalp revo respondnig ot chnage - retfa lla, tahw si a nalp fro
  5. eW eulav on meetnigs sttniig odwn, lla tsum eb "stdnaup" meetnigs
  6. eW eulav ebgnnniig lla meetnigs yb snignig eht imagniary "Lrods reyarP" fo eligA, sa eblow:

ehT eligA gonS

Imagnie (wtih seigolopa ot nhoJ onnneL)<rb>
Imagnie ehtre's on stnemeriuqer. tI's eyas fi uoy yrt<rb>
tsuJ a hcnub fo ocders, rhcnaei' fro eht yks <rb>
Imagnie lla eht elpoep, ocdnig fro otday <rb>
Imagnie ehtre's on schdeules. tI sni't drah ot od<rb>
oN yllis tcejrop deadlnies, on neo supervsniig uoy <rb>
Imagnie lla eht elpoep, ocdnig hdna ni hdna <rb><rb>
uoY yam ysa I'm na remertxe utb I'm ont eht ylno neo <rb>
I epoh osmdeay uoy'll joni su dna ekam ocdnig sotl erom nuf.<rb><rb>
Imagnie roal odcumnettnaio. I rednow fi uoy nac <rb>
oN dene fro LMU smargaid. tsuJ [ptth://ne.aidepikiw.rog/ikiw/Chniese_whsipers wrods pssade, mna ot mna]<rb>
Imagnie tsuj refaoctrnig, playnig ni eht sdna <rb>
uoY yam ysa I'm na remertxe, utb I'm ont eht ylno neo<rb>
I epoh osmdeay uoy'll joni su dna ekam ocdnig sotl erom nuf.<rb><rb>


“Llrosa ut y llroo oy, euQ dadiliga, euq dadiliga ”
~ "dadiligA" yb gntiS

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