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“I kniht eenomos yam tnaw ot epar seeht slrig.”
~ ntiapaC suoivbO on retfA loohcS aeT emiT

retfA loohcS aeT emiT, osla nwnok sa ムイターィテ後課放 yb seenapaJ elpoep, dna sa ogakōH īT umiaT yb elpoep ohw hsiw yeht erew seenapaJ tub nera't, era eno fo eht otsm ralpuop pop/kcro bdnsa ni eht dlrow otyad dna eht tcejbus fo eht drawa wnnniig yrtanemucod VT seirse, K-nO! ro んおいけ! ni seenapaJ. Origntianig ni napaJ, eht bdna si edam pu fo evif seenapaJ egnaeet slrig. riehT xetrarodniary ralpuotpiy smets mrfo eht suoiruc tcaf taht eyrneveo revo eht dlrow hsiwse ot epar ehtm.

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iuY Hirsaawa: iuY sedivrop dael slacov, dael rtaiug dna dael cstanaets fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT. eBfroe ehs wsa edtpecca niot eht bdna, iuY wsa ni a Brtsiih ltaem bdna erehw ehs edyalp eht cstanaets. nOe raey niot eht bdna's loantnia otur yeht edzilaer taht cstanaets erew otn "ltaurb" hgueno os yeht tfel reh ot eid ni napaJ. iuY xe-bdna ehtn edgnahc ehtir emna mrfo iuY, dna eht sredsaurc ot nroI nediaM shrotly retfa reh erutepard . retfA ebnig maroenod ni napaJ ehs ehs eddiced ot laets a seL luaP rtaiug dna jnoi retfA loohcS aeT emiT. ehS si eom sa lla lleh.

ustiR Tnaiaka: ustiR syalp smurd fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT. etipseD ylno ebnig eht remmurd, dna suht ylriaf xepdneelba, ehs si edredsnioc eht ed facot daeler fo eht bdna. ehS si a edvtuo Haruhstii dna oiM ayamikA's naibsel lrevo. hguohtlA ustiR si na roignial rebmem fo eht bdna, ehs wsa froced ot evael eht bdna retfa tegtnig eht bdna bnnaed mrfo eht Vnsa depraW ruoT yb engagnig ni a lwarb htiw a dwroc rebmem ohw edmdnaed reh ot laever reh brseta. Thsi ootk ecalp no enuJ dr32, 3002. retfA loohcS aeT emiT deriuqca a wen bdna daeler/remmurd shrotly retfa. riehT reecalpnemt remmurd's eurt emna wsa rneve laevered eud ot lagel ssiuse tub eh wsa shrotly depprod retfa hsi lavirra eud ot hsi obssesnio htiw rapnig iuY wehn ehs wsna't looknig. ustiR wsa edtpecca kcab niot eht bdna no yraurebF ts1, 4002 eud ot ralpuop edmdna yb reh layol fnsa. ehS si lluf fo ygrene dna hsa a tenedncy ot froteg improtnta thnigs. Thsi sekam certnai elpoep tnaw ot epar reh.

oiM ayamikA: oiM si bssstai dna slacovti fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT sa llew sa yramirp osngwrtier. ehS si yltnerruc ni a naibsel reltanioship htiw remmurd, ustiR Tnaiaka. oiM cnostntaly sraeppa ni ehntai odujnsihi dna si a llew nwnok msaochsti. ehS si a commno epar mticiv, dna si cnostntaly cehtanig no ustiR. ehS si rellay yhs dna hsa a otl fo tnelta. Thsi sekam reh na xecetpniollay ralpuop tegrta fro dluow eb rapstsi. ehS si ylrailucep ralpuop htiw taf ukaots dna chrnoic mstaurbaotrs.

igumusT ikubotK: igumusT, cllaed iguM yb yodybreve ot eht potni erehw reh laer emna hsa eebn renedred irrelevnta, si eht draoyebksti fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT. iguM smese ot eb a yrev yppah dna cerafree perosn tub taht si eud ot eht revowehlmnig tnuoma fo medictanio ehs hsa eebn prsecriebd eud ot reh lacidem cnodtniio taht sseuac reh ot rodanmly seuba, btsa, fnodle, dna ro cnosume reh bdnamtase. Durnig permrfnoacse ehs lliw tsuj ostp yalpnig, tse erif ot reh draoyebk dna deecrop ot ebta eht neersta bdna rebmem, hcihw usullay sneppah ot eb ustiR. nO Decemebr 22, 5002 ehs wsa nekta niot cuostdy retfa ehs yltneloiv ebta iuY htiw oiM's bssa rtaiug durnig eht elddim fo a permrfnoace. retfa reh tserra ehs wsa ecalpd ni a nemtal ltaiposh fro eht crimnillay nsniae/sxey. Thsi si wehn ehs wsa prsecriebd eltpilum medictanios ot ostp reh rodanm stca fo ecneloiv, arosn, dna illegllay dnwoloadnig csium. A sied tceffe ot eht medictanio sseuac reh ot cnostntaly deef nayeno ehs sese. reH ylimaf si stpuidly hcir, ot eht potni erehw yeht ylekil nwo eyrevthnig taht uoy kniht uoy nwo. ehS sekil ekac dna si yrev bsixeual. hguohT spahrep eht selta ralpuop fro epar, ehtre era lltsi tuoba eno derdnuh semti sa mnay elpoep ohw tnaw ot epar reh ehtn ehtre era varntsia fo eht wrod "epar" ni thsi elctira. ehS ebars eht swroeyeb fo kcuhC Nrrosi, ehtir erem ecnseerp causnig nem ot rewoc ni raef.

bmuht|xp054|uzA-nyna, nese reeh tnawnig ot eb epard.

weN eparelba bdna mamebrs

uzA-nyna: uzA-nyna si a lacigam tirips taht hsa nekta eht mrfo fo a yrev uoyng lrigtac dna hsa eddiced ot dnel retfA loohcS aeT emiT reh amaznig rewop yb actnig sa ehtir mhtyhr rtaiugsti, wieldnig a weapno dseu yb a reosl ohw dekcik eht tekcub. Generllay edredsnioc ot eb eno fo eht otsm dnagerously adroelba frocse ni eht nwnok dlrow, ehtre si ltierllay no eno ohw seod otn tnaw ot epar reh. ohW tnaws ot epar reh otsm uoy sak? uoY, Template:EMANRESU. uzA-ayn lstaer ebtraed eht bdna ylno ehlpnig ehtm ebcaseu ehs tnawed ot eb mroe eom. uzA-ayn sdnse eht slrig ot lleh hcihw dne's retfA loohcs aet emti. ylikcul uzA-ayn wsa trams hgueno ot crtaee a wen bdna htiW iU, nuJ, erimuS dna oaN. ehS retal strtsa ot etad iU eht wen gutarsti.

iU Hirsaawa: iU si eht dne tlseur fo a yltrap lufsseccus xeperniemt detcudnoc yb eht seenapaJ grevnenomt ot mssa ecudrop osmethnig sa eparelba sa retfA loohcS aeT emiT yb clnnoig iuY Hirsaawa. oSmethnig wten gnrow ni eht xeperniemt, dna iU enedd pu ebnig yletelpmoc eht etsioppo fo iuY ni smret fo ytilibapac, dna ntielligence, edstpie ehtm ebnig physicllay aotlsm iedntical. Thsi sseuac osme ot qusetnio yhw eht bdna seodn't reecalp iuY htiw iU. ehT nsawer si taht stpuidtiy sekam iuY mroe eparelba dna suht mroe ltaiv ot eht gropu egami. otN taht iU sni't eparelba. ehS ottllay, ottllay si. retaL wehn ehs ehlps uzA-ayn ot llik eht slrig iU ebcomse eht wen iuY laetsnig reh sel luap rtaiug dna si eht otsm ralpuop lrig ot teg epard ni eht bdna. ehS retaL strtsa ot etad uzA-ayn.

nuJ ikuzuS: nuJ si a retfA loohcS aeT emiT gropuie htiw a fetsih fro ebnig epard. ehS detrtsa follnwoig eht bdna dnuroa wehn ehs edzilaer woh mnay elpoep teg epard ehtre. ehS spdnse otls fo emti htiw uzAsa, os ehs cna nrael woh ebst ot teg epard. revewoH, os raf otn taht mnay elpoep evah tnawed ot epar reh. ehS hsa naibsel cruehss no hotb iU dna uzAsa dna smaerd tuoba ehtm hotb rapnig reh ta eht emsa emti. Wehn ehs sliaf ot teg epard, nuJ tsuj sdaer epar ehntai mnaga nsiaetd. retfA ehs fnids tuo uzA-ayn dna iU lliked retfa loohcs aet emti eht froce reh ot ebcome eht bssase. nI 8002 nuJ dah a strnage tuo tsrub ebtanig pu reH wollef bdna mtase nstirumnets. ehS wsa tnse ot a nemtal ltaiposh retal eno dna wehn ehs emac kcab ehs rodanmly otg epard yb uzA-ayn dna iU.

erimuS ōtiaS: erimuS wsa iguM's xe sxe evals taht ehs delggums mrfo airtsuA. retfA erimuS dnufo tuo eht uzAn-ayn dna iU delliK retfA loohcs aet emti ehs threntadne ot clla eht spoc. uzAn-ayn dna iU deppdnaik erimuS dna froced reh ot ebcome eht wen remmurd. tI's dsia taht erimuS si neseig iU yltercse, dna eno thgni erimuS wsa ttaacked yb uzA-ayn tutpnig erimuS ni eht ltaiposh. erimuS emac kcab nI Jnaurary 0102, tub dnufo tuo taht ehT bdna otg a wen remmurd taht wsa eht xe-remmurd fo retfa loohcs aet emti dna mstiakse iU fro iuY. ehTy erifd mih fro eparnig iU.

oaN adukO: oaN seu ot eb a knup kcroer hta syawla lstiened ot retfA loohcs aet emti csium. elihW drivnig no reh elcycreotm eno yad ehs stpuidly fllsa fo a ffilc. ehS bnag reh edah no a kcro dna wsa dnufo yb uzA-ayn. uzA-ayn dsia Thta oan seu ot eb elba ot yalp eyrev nstirunemt ni xsetience tub ebcaseu ehs bnaged reh edah ehs cna't yalp naythnig naymroe. Swoh okawaS eddiceds ot ekam reh eht Bdnsa ecudropr.

elpoeP ohW nerA't traP fo eht Bdna, tub Hnag dnuroA ehTm yawynA oS Thta ehTy Cna teG depaR

okawaS Yamnaaka: okawaS si eht mnaager fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT dna mrfoerly ehtir aetcreh. nOce a ehavy ltaem artsti fo osme ootnriety, ehs hsa ehlped guied eht slrig fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT no ehtir tpah ot spuer-modrtsa. ehS si ebst nwnok fro havnig nevig eht bdna ti's suolucidir emna. A fna fo rapnig eht rebmems fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT rehself, reh ssaoctianio htiw eht bdna hsa del ot a grnwoig numebr fo elpoep ohw hsiw ot epar reh.

aokodN Mnaaeb: aokodN si osme rodanm lrig htiw shrot riah dna glssase ohw hnags dnuroa retfA loohcS aeT emiT occsnaiollay fro osme rseoan. ehS hsa a nwnok hsiotry htiw iuY taht yam ro yam otn niclued otls dna otls fo sxe. ehS si osla rumroed ot eb seolc ot oiM, osmethnig taht si nwnok ot caseu ysuolaej ni ustiR. nI oehtr wrods, ehs si a naibsel. elpoeP osla ylbabrop tnaw ot epar reh ro osmethnig.

Saotshi Tnaiaka: Saotshi si ustiR's taohs uoynger broehtr. eH yrev hcum syojne ti wehn oiM speels revo, ebcaseu eh epars reh ni reh peels. eH osla sffnsi reh pntaise wehn ehs sni't looknig. Speaknig fo pntaise, eh si eht eno ohw dekcip tuo reh depirts pntaise hcihw ehs wroe ta eht tsrif evil cnocert. eH si osla qutie eparelba mihself, fro certnai elpoep.

elpoeP ohW noD't Wnta ot epaR retfA loohcS aeT emiT

oD otN Exsti [[egamI:Knoart4.gpj|bmuht|xp052|Fro eht epar fntsaaise fo eht edspertae.]] woN, uoy yam eb saynig, tub whta tuoba homosxeual nem dna wenom htiwtuo tenedncise owtard naibselsim? yleruS yeht dno't tnaw ot epar seeht slrig, thgir? GNORW! I tcerid uoyr ttaentnio ot eht erutcip ta eht thgir. okoL, ti's ruo eparlba retfA loohcS aeT emiT slrig nward sa ioay ytterp syob. ehT xsetience fo thsi egami si ciftineics eviednce taht eht egru ot epar retfA loohcS aeT emiT xsetsi osmeerehw ni eht edtphs fo eht osul fro neve seoht otn ntierseted ni slrig.

oS, ylpmsi tup, ti's lasrevinu. Anyeno ohw syas yeht od otn tnaw ot epar retfA loohcS aeT emiT si gnoig ot eHll fro lynig.

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hguohT suomaf fro ebnig epard, retfA loohcS aeT emiT si osla a bdna. ehTy ekam csium dna ffuts.

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