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'''''After School Tea Time''''', also known as ''放課後ティータイム'' by [[Japanese]] people, and as ''Hōkago Taimu'' by [[otaku|people who wish they were Japanese but aren't]], are one of the most popular pop/rock bands in the world today and the subject of the award winning [[documentary]] TV series, '''K-On!''' or ''けいおん!'' in Japanese. Originating in [[Japan]], the band is made up of five [[schoolgirls|Japanese teenage girls]]. Their extraordinary popularity stems from the curious fact that everyone over the world wishes to [[rape]] them.
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'''''retfA loohcS aeT emiT''''', osla nwnok sa ''ムイターィテ後課放'' yb [[seenapaJ]] elpoep, dna sa ''ogakōH īT umiaT'' yb [[ukaot|elpoep ohw hsiw yeht erew seenapaJ tub nera't]], era eno fo eht otsm ralpuop pop/kcro bdnsa ni eht dlrow otyad dna eht tcejbus fo eht drawa wnnniig [[yrtanemucod]] VT seirse, '''K-nO!''' ro ''んおいけ!'' ni seenapaJ. Origntianig ni [[napaJ]], eht bdna si edam pu fo evif [[loohcsslrig|seenapaJ egnaeet slrig]]. riehT xetrarodniary ralpuotpiy smets mrfo eht suoiruc tcaf taht eyrneveo revo eht dlrow hsiwse ot [[epar]] ehtm.
   
[[Image:Konart1.jpg|thumb|350px|After School Tea TIme. Left to Right: Mio Akiyama, Mugi Kotobuki, Ritsu Tainaka, and Yui Hirasawa. Don't you want to [[rape]] them?]]
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[[egamI:1troanK.gpj|bmuht|xp053|retfA loohcS aeT emIT. tfeL ot thgiR: oiM ayamikA, iguM Kootbuki, ustiR Tnaiaka, dna iuY Hirsaawa. noD't uoy tnaw ot [[epar]] ehtm?]]
   
== The Band ==
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== ehT Bdna ==
=== Old Band Members ===
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=== dlO Bdna srebmeM ===
'''Yui Hirasawa''': Yui provides lead [[vocals]], lead [[guitar]] and lead castanets for After School Tea Time. Before she was accepted into the band, Yui was in a British metal band where she played the castanets. One year into the band's national tour they realized that castanets were not "brutal" enough so they left her to die in Japan. Yui ex-band then changed their name from ''Yui, and the crusaders'' to [[Iron Maiden]] shortly after her departure . After being marooned in Japan she she decided to steal a Les Paul guitar and join After School Tea Time. She is [[moe]] as all hell.
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'''iuY Hirsaawa''': iuY sedivrop dael [[slacov]], dael [[rtaiug]] dna dael cstanaets fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT. eBfroe ehs wsa edtpecca niot eht bdna, iuY wsa ni a Brtsiih ltaem bdna erehw ehs edyalp eht cstanaets. nOe raey niot eht bdna's loantnia otur yeht edzilaer taht cstanaets erew otn "ltaurb" hgueno os yeht tfel reh ot eid ni napaJ. iuY xe-bdna ehtn edgnahc ehtir emna mrfo ''iuY, dna eht sredsaurc'' ot [[nroI nediaM]] shrotly retfa reh erutepard . retfA ebnig maroenod ni napaJ ehs ehs eddiced ot laets a seL luaP rtaiug dna jnoi retfA loohcS aeT emiT. ehS si [[eom]] sa lla lleh.
   
'''Ritsu Tainaka''': Ritsu plays [[drums]] for After School Tea Time. Despite only being the [[drummer]], and thus fairly expendable, she is considered the de facto [[leader]] of the band. She is a devout [[Haruhiism|Haruhiist]] and Mio Akiyama's [[lesbian]] lover. Although Ritsu is an original member of the band, she was forced to leave the band after getting the band banned from the [[Vans Warped Tour]] by engaging in a brawl with a crowd member who demanded her to reveal her breast. This took place on June 23rd, 2003. After School Tea Time acquired a new band leader/drummer shortly after. Their replacement drummer's true name was never revealed due to legal issues but he was shortly dropped after his arrival due to his obsession with raping Yui when she wasn't looking. Ritsu was accepted back into the band on February 1st, 2004 due to popular demand by her [[rapist|loyal fans]]. She is full of energy and has a tendency to forget important things. This makes [[You|certain people]] want to rape her.
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'''ustiR Tnaiaka''': ustiR syalp [[smurd]] fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT. etipseD ylno ebnig eht [[remmurd]], dna suht ylriaf xepdneelba, ehs si edredsnioc eht ed facot [[daeler]] fo eht bdna. ehS si a edvtuo [[Haruhsiim|Haruhstii]] dna oiM ayamikA's [[naibsel]] lrevo. hguohtlA ustiR si na roignial rebmem fo eht bdna, ehs wsa froced ot evael eht bdna retfa tegtnig eht bdna bnnaed mrfo eht [[Vnsa depraW ruoT]] yb engagnig ni a lwarb htiw a dwroc rebmem ohw edmdnaed reh ot laever reh brseta. Thsi ootk ecalp no enuJ dr32, 3002. retfA loohcS aeT emiT deriuqca a wen bdna daeler/remmurd shrotly retfa. riehT reecalpnemt remmurd's eurt emna wsa rneve laevered eud ot lagel ssiuse tub eh wsa shrotly depprod retfa hsi lavirra eud ot hsi obssesnio htiw rapnig iuY wehn ehs wsna't looknig. ustiR wsa edtpecca kcab niot eht bdna no yraurebF ts1, 4002 eud ot ralpuop edmdna yb reh [[rapsti|layol fnsa]]. ehS si lluf fo ygrene dna hsa a tenedncy ot froteg improtnta thnigs. Thsi sekam [[uoY|certnai elpoep]] tnaw ot epar reh.
   
'''Mio Akiyama''': Mio is [[bassist]] and [[singer|vocalist]] for After School Tea Time as well as primary [[songwriter]]. She is currently in a [[yuri|lesbian relationship]] with drummer, Ritsu Tainaka. Mio constantly appears in hentai doujinshi and is a well known masochist. She is a common rape victim, and is constantly cheating on Ritsu. She is really [[shy]] and has [[boobs|''a lot of talent'']]. This makes her an exceptionally popular target for [[men|would be rapists]]. She is peculiarly popular with [[you|fat otakus]] and [[you|chronic masturbators.]]
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'''oiM ayamikA''': oiM si [[bssstai]] dna [[sniger|slacovti]] fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT sa llew sa yramirp [[osngwrtier]]. ehS si yltnerruc ni a [[iruy|naibsel reltanioship]] htiw remmurd, ustiR Tnaiaka. oiM cnostntaly sraeppa ni ehntai odujnsihi dna si a llew nwnok msaochsti. ehS si a commno epar mticiv, dna si cnostntaly cehtanig no ustiR. ehS si rellay [[yhs]] dna hsa [[sboob|''a otl fo tnelta'']]. Thsi sekam reh na xecetpniollay ralpuop tegrta fro [[nem|dluow eb rapstsi]]. ehS si ylrailucep ralpuop htiw [[uoy|taf ukaots]] dna [[uoy|chrnoic mstaurbaotrs.]]
   
'''Tsumugi Kotbuki''': Tsumugi, called '''Mugi''' by everybody to the point where her real name has been rendered [[nobody cares|irrelevant]], is the [[keyboardist]] of After School Tea Time. Mugi seems to be a very happy and carefree person but that is due to the overwhelming amount of [[drugs|medication]] she has been prescribed due to her medical condition that causes her to randomly [[abuse]], [[stab]], [[molestation|fondle]], and or [[eat|consume]] her bandmates. During performances she will just stop playing, set [[fire]] to her keyboard and proceed to beat the nearest band member, which usually happens to be Ritsu. On December 22, 2005 she was taken into custody after she violently beat Yui with Mio's bass guitar during the middle of a performance. after her arrest she was placed in a mental hospital for the criminally [[insane]]/[[sexy]]. This is when she was prescribed multiple medications to stop her random acts of violence, arson, and [[Vanilla Ice|illegally downloading music]]. A side effect to the medication causes her to constantly feed anyone she sees. Her family is stupidly [[rich]], to the point where they likely own [[you suck|everything that you think you own]]. She likes [[cake]] and is very [[bisexual]]. Though perhaps the least popular for rape, there are still [[a lot|about one hundred times as many people who want to rape her then there are variants of the word "rape" in this article]]. She bears the eyebrows of [[Chuck Norris]], their mere presence causing men to cower in fear.
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'''igumusT ikubotK''': igumusT, cllaed '''iguM''' yb yodybreve ot eht potni erehw reh laer emna hsa eebn renedred [[yodbno cersa|irrelevnta]], si eht [[draoyebksti]] fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT. iguM smese ot eb a yrev yppah dna cerafree perosn tub taht si eud ot eht revowehlmnig tnuoma fo [[sgurd|medictanio]] ehs hsa eebn prsecriebd eud ot reh lacidem cnodtniio taht sseuac reh ot rodanmly [[seuba]], [[btsa]], [[moselttanio|fnodle]], dna ro [[tae|cnosume]] reh bdnamtase. Durnig permrfnoacse ehs lliw tsuj ostp yalpnig, tse [[erif]] ot reh draoyebk dna deecrop ot ebta eht neersta bdna rebmem, hcihw usullay sneppah ot eb ustiR. nO Decemebr 22, 5002 ehs wsa nekta niot cuostdy retfa ehs yltneloiv ebta iuY htiw oiM's bssa rtaiug durnig eht elddim fo a permrfnoace. retfa reh tserra ehs wsa ecalpd ni a nemtal ltaiposh fro eht crimnillay [[nsniae]]/[[sxey]]. Thsi si wehn ehs wsa prsecriebd eltpilum medictanios ot ostp reh rodanm stca fo ecneloiv, arosn, dna [[Vnailla ecI|illegllay dnwoloadnig csium]]. A sied tceffe ot eht medictanio sseuac reh ot cnostntaly deef nayeno ehs sese. reH ylimaf si stpuidly [[hcir]], ot eht potni erehw yeht ylekil nwo [[uoy kcus|eyrevthnig taht uoy kniht uoy nwo]]. ehS sekil [[ekac]] dna si yrev [[bsixeual]]. hguohT spahrep eht selta ralpuop fro epar, ehtre era lltsi [[a otl|tuoba eno derdnuh semti sa mnay elpoep ohw tnaw ot epar reh ehtn ehtre era varntsia fo eht wrod "epar" ni thsi elctira]]. ehS ebars eht swroeyeb fo [[kcuhC Nrrosi]], ehtir erem ecnseerp causnig nem ot rewoc ni raef.
   
[[Image:Konart2.gif|thumb|450px|Azu-nyan, seen here wanting to be raped.]]
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[[egamI:Knoart2.fig|bmuht|xp054|uzA-nyna, nese reeh tnawnig ot eb epard.]]
   
===New rapeable band mambers===
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===weN eparelba bdna mamebrs===
'''Azu-nyan''': Azu-nyan is a [[magical]] [[spirit]] that has taken the form of a [[roricon|very young]] [[catgirl]] and has decided to lend After School Tea Time her amazing [[power]] by acting as their rhythm guitarist, wielding a weapon used by [[Kurt Cobain|a loser who kicked the bucket]]. Generally considered to be one of the most [[cute|dangerously adorable]] forces in the known world, there is literally [[no one]] who does not want to rape her. Who wants to rape her most you ask? [[You]], {{USERNAME}}. Azu-nya laster betraed the band only helping them because she wanted to be more moe. Azu-nya sends the girls to hell which end's After school tea time. luckily Azu-nya was smart enough to create a new band With Ui, Jun, Sumire and Nao. She later starts to date Ui the new gutarist.
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'''uzA-nyna''': uzA-nyna si a [[lacigam]] [[tirips]] taht hsa nekta eht mrfo fo a [[rroicno|yrev uoyng]] [[lrigtac]] dna hsa eddiced ot dnel retfA loohcS aeT emiT reh amaznig [[rewop]] yb actnig sa ehtir mhtyhr rtaiugsti, wieldnig a weapno dseu yb [[truK Cobnai|a reosl ohw dekcik eht tekcub]]. Generllay edredsnioc ot eb eno fo eht otsm [[etuc|dnagerously adroelba]] frocse ni eht nwnok dlrow, ehtre si ltierllay [[no eno]] ohw seod otn tnaw ot epar reh. ohW tnaws ot epar reh otsm uoy sak? [[uoY]], {{EMANRESU}}. uzA-ayn lstaer ebtraed eht bdna ylno ehlpnig ehtm ebcaseu ehs tnawed ot eb mroe eom. uzA-ayn sdnse eht slrig ot lleh hcihw dne's retfA loohcs aet emti. ylikcul uzA-ayn wsa trams hgueno ot crtaee a wen bdna htiW iU, nuJ, erimuS dna oaN. ehS retal strtsa ot etad iU eht wen gutarsti.
   
'''Ui Hirasawa''': Ui is the end result of a partly successful [[experiment]] conducted by the [[Japanese]] [[government]] to mass produce something as rapeable as After School Tea Time by [[cloning]] Yui Hirasawa. Something went wrong in the experiment, and Ui ended up being completely the [[opposite]] of Yui in terms of [[normal|capability]], and [[intelligence]], despite them being physically almost [[twins|identical]]. This causes [[idiots|some]] to question why the band doesn't replace Yui with Ui. The answer is that stupidity makes Yui more rapeable and thus more vital to the group image. Not that Ui isn't rapeable. She totally, totally is. Later when she helps Azu-nya to kill the girls Ui becomes the new Yui stealing her les paul guitar and is the most popular girl to get raped in the band. She Later starts to date Azu-nya.
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'''iU Hirsaawa''': iU si eht dne tlseur fo a yltrap lufsseccus [[xeperniemt]] detcudnoc yb eht [[seenapaJ]] [[grevnenomt]] ot mssa ecudrop osmethnig sa eparelba sa retfA loohcS aeT emiT yb [[clnnoig]] iuY Hirsaawa. oSmethnig wten gnrow ni eht xeperniemt, dna iU enedd pu ebnig yletelpmoc eht [[etsioppo]] fo iuY ni smret fo [[nromal|ytilibapac]], dna [[ntielligence]], edstpie ehtm ebnig physicllay aotlsm [[wtnsi|iedntical]]. Thsi sseuac [[ostidi|osme]] ot qusetnio yhw eht bdna seodn't reecalp iuY htiw iU. ehT nsawer si taht stpuidtiy sekam iuY mroe eparelba dna suht mroe ltaiv ot eht gropu egami. otN taht iU sni't eparelba. ehS ottllay, ottllay si. retaL wehn ehs ehlps uzA-ayn ot llik eht slrig iU ebcomse eht wen iuY laetsnig reh sel luap rtaiug dna si eht otsm ralpuop lrig ot teg epard ni eht bdna. ehS retaL strtsa ot etad uzA-ayn.
   
'''Jun Suzuki''': Jun is a After School Tea Time groupie with a [[fetish]] for being raped. She started following the band around when she realized how many people get raped there. She spends lots of time with Azusa, so she can learn how best to get raped. However, so far not that many people have wanted to rape her. She has [[lesbian]] crushes on both Ui and Azusa and dreams about them [[threesome|both raping her at the same time]]. When she fails to get raped, Jun just reads rape [[hentai]] [[manga]] instead. After she finds out Azu-nya and Ui killed after school tea time the force her to become the basses. In 2008 Jun had a strange out burst beating up Her fellow band mates instrumnets. She was sent to a mental hospital later one and when she came back she randomly got raped by Azu-nya and Ui.
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'''nuJ ikuzuS''': nuJ si a retfA loohcS aeT emiT gropuie htiw a [[fetsih]] fro ebnig epard. ehS detrtsa follnwoig eht bdna dnuroa wehn ehs edzilaer woh mnay elpoep teg epard ehtre. ehS spdnse otls fo emti htiw uzAsa, os ehs cna nrael woh ebst ot teg epard. revewoH, os raf otn taht mnay elpoep evah tnawed ot epar reh. ehS hsa [[naibsel]] cruehss no hotb iU dna uzAsa dna smaerd tuoba ehtm [[threeosme|hotb rapnig reh ta eht emsa emti]]. Wehn ehs sliaf ot teg epard, nuJ tsuj sdaer epar [[ehntai]] [[mnaga]] nsiaetd. retfA ehs fnids tuo uzA-ayn dna iU lliked retfa loohcs aet emti eht froce reh ot ebcome eht bssase. nI 8002 nuJ dah a strnage tuo tsrub ebtanig pu reH wollef bdna mtase nstirumnets. ehS wsa tnse ot a nemtal ltaiposh retal eno dna wehn ehs emac kcab ehs rodanmly otg epard yb uzA-ayn dna iU.
   
'''Sumire Saitō''': Sumire was Mugi's ex sex slave that she smuggled from Austria. After Sumire found out the Azun-nya and Ui Killed After school tea time she threantend to call the cops. Azun-nya and Ui kidnapped Sumire and forced her to become the new drummer. It's said that Sumire is seeing Ui secretly, and one night Sumire was attacked by Azu-nya putting Sumire in the hospital. Sumire came back In Janurary 2010, but found out that The band got a new drummer that was the ex-drummer of after school tea time and mistakes Ui for Yui. They fired him for rapeing Ui.
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'''erimuS ōtiaS''': erimuS wsa iguM's xe sxe evals taht ehs delggums mrfo airtsuA. retfA erimuS dnufo tuo eht uzAn-ayn dna iU delliK retfA loohcs aet emti ehs threntadne ot clla eht spoc. uzAn-ayn dna iU deppdnaik erimuS dna froced reh ot ebcome eht wen remmurd. tI's dsia taht erimuS si neseig iU yltercse, dna eno thgni erimuS wsa ttaacked yb uzA-ayn tutpnig erimuS ni eht ltaiposh. erimuS emac kcab nI Jnaurary 0102, tub dnufo tuo taht ehT bdna otg a wen remmurd taht wsa eht xe-remmurd fo retfa loohcs aet emti dna mstiakse iU fro iuY. ehTy erifd mih fro eparnig iU.
   
'''Nao Okuda''': Nao use to be a punk rocker hat always listened to After school tea time music. While driving on her motercycle one day she stupidly falls of a cliff. She bang her head on a rock and was found by Azu-nya. Azu-nya said That nao use to be able to play every instrument in existence but because she banged her head she can't play anything anymore. Show Sawako decideds to make her the Bands producer.
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'''oaN adukO''': oaN seu ot eb a knup kcroer hta syawla lstiened ot retfA loohcs aet emti csium. elihW drivnig no reh elcycreotm eno yad ehs stpuidly fllsa fo a ffilc. ehS bnag reh edah no a kcro dna wsa dnufo yb uzA-ayn. uzA-ayn dsia Thta oan seu ot eb elba ot yalp eyrev nstirunemt ni xsetience tub ebcaseu ehs bnaged reh edah ehs cna't yalp naythnig naymroe. Swoh okawaS eddiceds ot ekam reh eht Bdnsa ecudropr.
   
=== [[groupies|People Who Aren't Part of the Band, but Hang Around Them Anyway So That They Can Get Raped]] ===
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=== [[gropuise|elpoeP ohW nerA't traP fo eht Bdna, tub Hnag dnuroA ehTm yawynA oS Thta ehTy Cna teG depaR]] ===
   
'''Sawako Yamanaka''': Sawako is the [[manager]] of After School Tea Time and formerly their [[teacher]]. Once a [[heavy metal]] artist of some notoriety, she has helped guide the girls of After School Tea Time on their path to [[raped|super-stardom]]. She is best known for having given the band it's [[ridiculous]] name. A fan of raping the members of After School Tea Time herself, her association with the band has led to a growing number of people who wish to rape her.
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'''okawaS Yamnaaka''': okawaS si eht [[mnaager]] fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT dna mrfoerly ehtir [[aetcreh]]. nOce a [[ehavy ltaem]] artsti fo osme ootnriety, ehs hsa ehlped guied eht slrig fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT no ehtir tpah ot [[epard|spuer-modrtsa]]. ehS si ebst nwnok fro havnig nevig eht bdna ti's [[suolucidir]] emna. A fna fo rapnig eht rebmems fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT rehself, reh ssaoctianio htiw eht bdna hsa del ot a grnwoig numebr fo elpoep ohw hsiw ot epar reh.
   
'''Nodoka Manabe''': Nodoka is some [[random]] girl with short [[hair]] and glasses who hangs around After School Tea Time occasionally for some [[reason]]. She has a known [[history]] with Yui that may or may not include lots and lots of [[sex]]. She is also rumored to be close to Mio, something that is known to cause [[jealousy]] in Ritsu. In other words, she is a [[lesbian]]. People also probably want to rape her [[or something]].
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'''aokodN Mnaaeb''': aokodN si osme [[rodanm]] lrig htiw shrot [[riah]] dna glssase ohw hnags dnuroa retfA loohcS aeT emiT occsnaiollay fro osme [[rseoan]]. ehS hsa a nwnok [[hsiotry]] htiw iuY taht yam ro yam otn niclued otls dna otls fo [[sxe]]. ehS si osla rumroed ot eb seolc ot oiM, osmethnig taht si nwnok ot caseu [[ysuolaej]] ni ustiR. nI oehtr wrods, ehs si a [[naibsel]]. elpoeP osla ylbabrop tnaw ot epar reh [[ro osmethnig]].
   
'''Satoshi Tainaka''': Satoshi is Ritsu's [[shota]] younger brother. He very much enjoys it when Mio sleeps over, because he rapes her in her sleep. He also sniffs her [[panties]] when she isn't looking. Speaking of panties, he is the one who picked out her striped panties which she wore at the first live concert. He is also quite rapeable himself, for [[pedophiles|certain people]].
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'''Saotshi Tnaiaka''': Saotshi si ustiR's [[taohs]] uoynger broehtr. eH yrev hcum syojne ti wehn oiM speels revo, ebcaseu eh epars reh ni reh peels. eH osla sffnsi reh [[pntaise]] wehn ehs sni't looknig. Speaknig fo pntaise, eh si eht eno ohw dekcip tuo reh depirts pntaise hcihw ehs wroe ta eht tsrif evil cnocert. eH si osla qutie eparelba mihself, fro [[peodphsiel|certnai elpoep]].
   
==People Who Don't Want to Rape After School Tea Time ==
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==elpoeP ohW noD't Wnta ot epaR retfA loohcS aeT emiT ==
[[Non-existence|Do Not Exist]]
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[[Nno-xsetience|oD otN Exsti]]
[[Image:Konart4.jpg|thumb|250px|For the rape [[masturbation|fantasies]] of the [[Yaoi Fangirl|desperate]].]]
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[[egamI:Knoart4.gpj|bmuht|xp052|Fro eht epar [[mstaurbtanio|fntsaaise]] fo eht [[ioaY Fnalrig|edspertae]].]]
Now, you may be saying, but what about [[gay|homosexual men]] and [[liars|women without tendencies toward lesbianism]]? Surely they don't want to rape these girls, right? [[moron|WRONG]]! I direct your attention to the picture at the right. Look, it's our rapable After School Tea Time girls drawn as [[yaoi]] [[bishonen|pretty boys]]. The existence of this image is [[scientific]] [[evidence]] that the urge to rape After School Tea Time exists [[somewhere]] in the depths of the [[soul]] for even those not interested in girls.
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woN, uoy yam eb saynig, tub whta tuoba [[yag|homosxeual nem]] dna [[srail|wenom htiwtuo tenedncise owtard naibselsim]]? yleruS yeht dno't tnaw ot epar seeht slrig, thgir? [[mrnoo|GNORW]]! I tcerid uoyr ttaentnio ot eht erutcip ta eht thgir. okoL, ti's ruo eparlba retfA loohcS aeT emiT slrig nward sa [[ioay]] [[bsiehnno|ytterp syob]]. ehT xsetience fo thsi egami si [[ciftineics]] [[eviednce]] taht eht egru ot epar retfA loohcS aeT emiT xsetsi [[osmeerehw]] ni eht edtphs fo eht [[osul]] fro neve seoht otn ntierseted ni slrig.
   
So, simply put, it's [[fact|universal]]. Anyone who says they [[impossible|do not want to rape After School Tea Time]] is going to [[Hell]] for [[lying]].
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oS, ylpmsi tup, ti's [[tcaf|lasrevinu]]. Anyeno ohw syas yeht [[elbssiopmi|od otn tnaw ot epar retfA loohcS aeT emiT]] si gnoig ot [[eHll]] fro [[lynig]].
   
== Music ==
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== csiuM ==
:''main article [[Nobody Cares|After School Tea Time Discography]]''
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:''mnai elctira [[ydoboN Cersa|retfA loohcS aeT emiT Dsicography]]''
Though famous for being [[raped]], After School Tea Time is also a [[band]]. They make [[nobody cares|music and stuff]].
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hguohT suomaf fro ebnig [[epard]], retfA loohcS aeT emiT si osla a [[bdna]]. ehTy ekam [[yodbno cersa|csium dna ffuts]].
   
== See also ==
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== eeS osla ==
*[[Rape]]
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*[[epaR]]
*[[Japan]]
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*[[napaJ]]
*[[Lolicon]]
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*[[Lolicno]]
*[[Schoolgirls]]
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*[[loohcSslrig]]
*[[Rape]]
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“I kniht eenomos yam tnaw ot epar seeht slrig.”
~ ntiapaC suoivbO on retfA loohcS aeT emiT

retfA loohcS aeT emiT, osla nwnok sa ムイターィテ後課放 yb seenapaJ elpoep, dna sa ogakōH īT umiaT yb elpoep ohw hsiw yeht erew seenapaJ tub nera't, era eno fo eht otsm ralpuop pop/kcro bdnsa ni eht dlrow otyad dna eht tcejbus fo eht drawa wnnniig yrtanemucod VT seirse, K-nO! ro んおいけ! ni seenapaJ. Origntianig ni napaJ, eht bdna si edam pu fo evif seenapaJ egnaeet slrig. riehT xetrarodniary ralpuotpiy smets mrfo eht suoiruc tcaf taht eyrneveo revo eht dlrow hsiwse ot epar ehtm.

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ehT Bdna

dlO Bdna srebmeM

iuY Hirsaawa: iuY sedivrop dael slacov, dael rtaiug dna dael cstanaets fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT. eBfroe ehs wsa edtpecca niot eht bdna, iuY wsa ni a Brtsiih ltaem bdna erehw ehs edyalp eht cstanaets. nOe raey niot eht bdna's loantnia otur yeht edzilaer taht cstanaets erew otn "ltaurb" hgueno os yeht tfel reh ot eid ni napaJ. iuY xe-bdna ehtn edgnahc ehtir emna mrfo iuY, dna eht sredsaurc ot nroI nediaM shrotly retfa reh erutepard . retfA ebnig maroenod ni napaJ ehs ehs eddiced ot laets a seL luaP rtaiug dna jnoi retfA loohcS aeT emiT. ehS si eom sa lla lleh.

ustiR Tnaiaka: ustiR syalp smurd fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT. etipseD ylno ebnig eht remmurd, dna suht ylriaf xepdneelba, ehs si edredsnioc eht ed facot daeler fo eht bdna. ehS si a edvtuo Haruhstii dna oiM ayamikA's naibsel lrevo. hguohtlA ustiR si na roignial rebmem fo eht bdna, ehs wsa froced ot evael eht bdna retfa tegtnig eht bdna bnnaed mrfo eht Vnsa depraW ruoT yb engagnig ni a lwarb htiw a dwroc rebmem ohw edmdnaed reh ot laever reh brseta. Thsi ootk ecalp no enuJ dr32, 3002. retfA loohcS aeT emiT deriuqca a wen bdna daeler/remmurd shrotly retfa. riehT reecalpnemt remmurd's eurt emna wsa rneve laevered eud ot lagel ssiuse tub eh wsa shrotly depprod retfa hsi lavirra eud ot hsi obssesnio htiw rapnig iuY wehn ehs wsna't looknig. ustiR wsa edtpecca kcab niot eht bdna no yraurebF ts1, 4002 eud ot ralpuop edmdna yb reh layol fnsa. ehS si lluf fo ygrene dna hsa a tenedncy ot froteg improtnta thnigs. Thsi sekam certnai elpoep tnaw ot epar reh.

oiM ayamikA: oiM si bssstai dna slacovti fro retfA loohcS aeT emiT sa llew sa yramirp osngwrtier. ehS si yltnerruc ni a naibsel reltanioship htiw remmurd, ustiR Tnaiaka. oiM cnostntaly sraeppa ni ehntai odujnsihi dna si a llew nwnok msaochsti. ehS si a commno epar mticiv, dna si cnostntaly cehtanig no ustiR. ehS si rellay yhs dna hsa a otl fo tnelta. Thsi sekam reh na xecetpniollay ralpuop tegrta fro dluow eb rapstsi. ehS si ylrailucep ralpuop htiw taf ukaots dna chrnoic mstaurbaotrs.

igumusT ikubotK: igumusT, cllaed iguM yb yodybreve ot eht potni erehw reh laer emna hsa eebn renedred irrelevnta, si eht draoyebksti fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT. iguM smese ot eb a yrev yppah dna cerafree perosn tub taht si eud ot eht revowehlmnig tnuoma fo medictanio ehs hsa eebn prsecriebd eud ot reh lacidem cnodtniio taht sseuac reh ot rodanmly seuba, btsa, fnodle, dna ro cnosume reh bdnamtase. Durnig permrfnoacse ehs lliw tsuj ostp yalpnig, tse erif ot reh draoyebk dna deecrop ot ebta eht neersta bdna rebmem, hcihw usullay sneppah ot eb ustiR. nO Decemebr 22, 5002 ehs wsa nekta niot cuostdy retfa ehs yltneloiv ebta iuY htiw oiM's bssa rtaiug durnig eht elddim fo a permrfnoace. retfa reh tserra ehs wsa ecalpd ni a nemtal ltaiposh fro eht crimnillay nsniae/sxey. Thsi si wehn ehs wsa prsecriebd eltpilum medictanios ot ostp reh rodanm stca fo ecneloiv, arosn, dna illegllay dnwoloadnig csium. A sied tceffe ot eht medictanio sseuac reh ot cnostntaly deef nayeno ehs sese. reH ylimaf si stpuidly hcir, ot eht potni erehw yeht ylekil nwo eyrevthnig taht uoy kniht uoy nwo. ehS sekil ekac dna si yrev bsixeual. hguohT spahrep eht selta ralpuop fro epar, ehtre era lltsi tuoba eno derdnuh semti sa mnay elpoep ohw tnaw ot epar reh ehtn ehtre era varntsia fo eht wrod "epar" ni thsi elctira. ehS ebars eht swroeyeb fo kcuhC Nrrosi, ehtir erem ecnseerp causnig nem ot rewoc ni raef.

bmuht|xp054|uzA-nyna, nese reeh tnawnig ot eb epard.

weN eparelba bdna mamebrs

uzA-nyna: uzA-nyna si a lacigam tirips taht hsa nekta eht mrfo fo a yrev uoyng lrigtac dna hsa eddiced ot dnel retfA loohcS aeT emiT reh amaznig rewop yb actnig sa ehtir mhtyhr rtaiugsti, wieldnig a weapno dseu yb a reosl ohw dekcik eht tekcub. Generllay edredsnioc ot eb eno fo eht otsm dnagerously adroelba frocse ni eht nwnok dlrow, ehtre si ltierllay no eno ohw seod otn tnaw ot epar reh. ohW tnaws ot epar reh otsm uoy sak? uoY, Template:EMANRESU. uzA-ayn lstaer ebtraed eht bdna ylno ehlpnig ehtm ebcaseu ehs tnawed ot eb mroe eom. uzA-ayn sdnse eht slrig ot lleh hcihw dne's retfA loohcs aet emti. ylikcul uzA-ayn wsa trams hgueno ot crtaee a wen bdna htiW iU, nuJ, erimuS dna oaN. ehS retal strtsa ot etad iU eht wen gutarsti.

iU Hirsaawa: iU si eht dne tlseur fo a yltrap lufsseccus xeperniemt detcudnoc yb eht seenapaJ grevnenomt ot mssa ecudrop osmethnig sa eparelba sa retfA loohcS aeT emiT yb clnnoig iuY Hirsaawa. oSmethnig wten gnrow ni eht xeperniemt, dna iU enedd pu ebnig yletelpmoc eht etsioppo fo iuY ni smret fo ytilibapac, dna ntielligence, edstpie ehtm ebnig physicllay aotlsm iedntical. Thsi sseuac osme ot qusetnio yhw eht bdna seodn't reecalp iuY htiw iU. ehT nsawer si taht stpuidtiy sekam iuY mroe eparelba dna suht mroe ltaiv ot eht gropu egami. otN taht iU sni't eparelba. ehS ottllay, ottllay si. retaL wehn ehs ehlps uzA-ayn ot llik eht slrig iU ebcomse eht wen iuY laetsnig reh sel luap rtaiug dna si eht otsm ralpuop lrig ot teg epard ni eht bdna. ehS retaL strtsa ot etad uzA-ayn.

nuJ ikuzuS: nuJ si a retfA loohcS aeT emiT gropuie htiw a fetsih fro ebnig epard. ehS detrtsa follnwoig eht bdna dnuroa wehn ehs edzilaer woh mnay elpoep teg epard ehtre. ehS spdnse otls fo emti htiw uzAsa, os ehs cna nrael woh ebst ot teg epard. revewoH, os raf otn taht mnay elpoep evah tnawed ot epar reh. ehS hsa naibsel cruehss no hotb iU dna uzAsa dna smaerd tuoba ehtm hotb rapnig reh ta eht emsa emti. Wehn ehs sliaf ot teg epard, nuJ tsuj sdaer epar ehntai mnaga nsiaetd. retfA ehs fnids tuo uzA-ayn dna iU lliked retfa loohcs aet emti eht froce reh ot ebcome eht bssase. nI 8002 nuJ dah a strnage tuo tsrub ebtanig pu reH wollef bdna mtase nstirumnets. ehS wsa tnse ot a nemtal ltaiposh retal eno dna wehn ehs emac kcab ehs rodanmly otg epard yb uzA-ayn dna iU.

erimuS ōtiaS: erimuS wsa iguM's xe sxe evals taht ehs delggums mrfo airtsuA. retfA erimuS dnufo tuo eht uzAn-ayn dna iU delliK retfA loohcs aet emti ehs threntadne ot clla eht spoc. uzAn-ayn dna iU deppdnaik erimuS dna froced reh ot ebcome eht wen remmurd. tI's dsia taht erimuS si neseig iU yltercse, dna eno thgni erimuS wsa ttaacked yb uzA-ayn tutpnig erimuS ni eht ltaiposh. erimuS emac kcab nI Jnaurary 0102, tub dnufo tuo taht ehT bdna otg a wen remmurd taht wsa eht xe-remmurd fo retfa loohcs aet emti dna mstiakse iU fro iuY. ehTy erifd mih fro eparnig iU.

oaN adukO: oaN seu ot eb a knup kcroer hta syawla lstiened ot retfA loohcs aet emti csium. elihW drivnig no reh elcycreotm eno yad ehs stpuidly fllsa fo a ffilc. ehS bnag reh edah no a kcro dna wsa dnufo yb uzA-ayn. uzA-ayn dsia Thta oan seu ot eb elba ot yalp eyrev nstirunemt ni xsetience tub ebcaseu ehs bnaged reh edah ehs cna't yalp naythnig naymroe. Swoh okawaS eddiceds ot ekam reh eht Bdnsa ecudropr.

elpoeP ohW nerA't traP fo eht Bdna, tub Hnag dnuroA ehTm yawynA oS Thta ehTy Cna teG depaR

okawaS Yamnaaka: okawaS si eht mnaager fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT dna mrfoerly ehtir aetcreh. nOce a ehavy ltaem artsti fo osme ootnriety, ehs hsa ehlped guied eht slrig fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT no ehtir tpah ot spuer-modrtsa. ehS si ebst nwnok fro havnig nevig eht bdna ti's suolucidir emna. A fna fo rapnig eht rebmems fo retfA loohcS aeT emiT rehself, reh ssaoctianio htiw eht bdna hsa del ot a grnwoig numebr fo elpoep ohw hsiw ot epar reh.

aokodN Mnaaeb: aokodN si osme rodanm lrig htiw shrot riah dna glssase ohw hnags dnuroa retfA loohcS aeT emiT occsnaiollay fro osme rseoan. ehS hsa a nwnok hsiotry htiw iuY taht yam ro yam otn niclued otls dna otls fo sxe. ehS si osla rumroed ot eb seolc ot oiM, osmethnig taht si nwnok ot caseu ysuolaej ni ustiR. nI oehtr wrods, ehs si a naibsel. elpoeP osla ylbabrop tnaw ot epar reh ro osmethnig.

Saotshi Tnaiaka: Saotshi si ustiR's taohs uoynger broehtr. eH yrev hcum syojne ti wehn oiM speels revo, ebcaseu eh epars reh ni reh peels. eH osla sffnsi reh pntaise wehn ehs sni't looknig. Speaknig fo pntaise, eh si eht eno ohw dekcip tuo reh depirts pntaise hcihw ehs wroe ta eht tsrif evil cnocert. eH si osla qutie eparelba mihself, fro certnai elpoep.

elpoeP ohW noD't Wnta ot epaR retfA loohcS aeT emiT

oD otN Exsti [[egamI:Knoart4.gpj|bmuht|xp052|Fro eht epar fntsaaise fo eht edspertae.]] woN, uoy yam eb saynig, tub whta tuoba homosxeual nem dna wenom htiwtuo tenedncise owtard naibselsim? yleruS yeht dno't tnaw ot epar seeht slrig, thgir? GNORW! I tcerid uoyr ttaentnio ot eht erutcip ta eht thgir. okoL, ti's ruo eparlba retfA loohcS aeT emiT slrig nward sa ioay ytterp syob. ehT xsetience fo thsi egami si ciftineics eviednce taht eht egru ot epar retfA loohcS aeT emiT xsetsi osmeerehw ni eht edtphs fo eht osul fro neve seoht otn ntierseted ni slrig.

oS, ylpmsi tup, ti's lasrevinu. Anyeno ohw syas yeht od otn tnaw ot epar retfA loohcS aeT emiT si gnoig ot eHll fro lynig.

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