African Grey

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Like Stephen Hawking, African Grey's are also able to soil themselves.

The African Grey (Psittacus plukkiselff) is a medium-sized species of parrot from Africa.

African Grey parrots are highly intelligent. A scientific study conducted on Alex, an African Grey, demonstrated that Alex had a firm grasp on nouns, verbs, colors, numbers, sentence structure, memetics, blinking VCR clocks, your child's math homework and quantum gravity. A popular video on the internet features Einstein, another grey, trouncing Steven Hawking in a debate over whether information is retained when matter passes the Schwarzschild radius of a black hole.

A subsequent video shows Einstein besting Hawking in a birdseed eating contest.

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