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Template:Diotcaf bmuht|xp052|acirfA dsa.

“ehT ylon gniht evtsiiop tuoba acirfA si VIH.”
~ rascO edliW on acirfA
“oN surprsie elpoep edvloev dna edvom tuo!”
~ selrahC niwraD on acirfA

acirfA si otn yllautca a yrtnuoc, tub a tnentnioc. tI si ylediw ederga ot eb htraE's tsettiihs tnentnioc, ni erom syaw naht eon. roF eon gniht, otsm fo eht ldna si edkcarw htiw ergnuh, ytervop, dsiseae, ediceong, tnaig sgub, tnaig sepa dna ssensselepoh. oslA, ti si edkac ni secef. oNt a tnsaaelp ecalp ot eb, lla gnihts ederdsnioc. tI's otg ctioxe slamnia hguoht. uhS-teew!

Hsioyrt

xp002|tfel|bmuht|fI lnaioloc acirfA adh eebn a etalp, ti dluow'ev edokol ekil htsi. Wtihtuo eht tnadnuba dfoo, fo seuroc.

ehT tnentnioc fo acirfA saw tsrif edmrfo ynam ynam osonm oga. yltcaxE woh ynam osonm oga si otn tntaropmi sselnu uoy'er studynig yogloeg, dna secni uoy aer eurcrntly rbowsnig aiedpolcycnU, I htnik ti's efsa ot elur taht eon tuo.

acirfA si otnelba ni taht ti si eht roignial oemhldna fo eht namuh seiceps. peeK ni mnid taht htsi si eht susneosnc eracehd yb eht cftniieisc communtiy ylon. Funaedmntalstsi rfo oems ersnao od otn ekil eht aedi taht admA dna Eev ewer acirfAns. Charmnig otl, eosht funaedmntalstsi.

kcaB ta eht nwad fo namuhtiy, acirfA saw a hsrah tey ebautiful ldna. ehT climtae saw comrfotelba, eht arahaS saw a tsav grssaldna, dna eht lamnias ewer otn ylraen sa suoiciv sa ehty dluoc haev eebn. aottG okol rfo eht silevr lnniig ni ehtse gnihts. acirfA saw osla oemh ot eht tsrif namuh civiliztnaios, nicludnig eht tpygEsnai dna eht suoirav triebs fo eht tseW Costa. oN, otn Calirfonia. acirfA. ytaS edsucfo. Thnigs aern't alsyaw tuoba aciermA, uoy wonk.

tI si spaherp na onem taht namuhs migrtaed tuo fo acirfA sa onos sa ehty ewer elba. sA eht edscdnentsa fo ehtse migrntsa edmrfo hcir dna luferwop civiliztnaios ni eorpuE, sAia, dna eht aciermAs, eht elpoep fo acirfA ertnaied a erltaiev tnuoma fo primtiievnses. Mayeb ti saw eht ehta. Heta oeds ekam uoy cigrahtel, ertfa lla. xp002|bmuht|yB comparsnio, if erlpnaioloc acirfA adh eebn a etalp, ti dluow'ev edokol ekil htsi. Wtih oems erom rfuti, fo seuroc. ehT acirfAn elpoep diap rfo ehtir lacioglonhcet tardnises nehw eht Whtie Mna arrievd tsuj ertfa eht elddiM segA. acirfAns ewer surprsied ot dsicoevr eht erpugnnace Whtise dleh rfo secef, htiw Whtise erpferrnig ot hsulf secef odwn eht ottiel raehtr naht tpu ti ot seu sa a dliubnig mtaerial ro ootl rfo ertrab. eorpuEna slaev drievrs nivaedd eht tnentnioc's shoers, purootnig segllaiv, yortsednig semtsyosce, dna htrnwoig na entier ecar fo elpoep niot seiurtnec fo egaodnb (on, otn taht knid fo egaodnb, uoy ksci ferak). tsuJ htnik fo ti sa eht monemt acirfA "pmujed eht krahs," os ot kaeps.

nI edsertpnaio, acirfAns ednurt ot ehtir seraedl rfo lpeh - dna ewer swftily tpu ni chnsai yb ehtm dna osld rfo a kciuq kcub. yeH, emony si emony, dna slaevry nsiied acirfA adh eebn gonig on rfo nnaiellim nayyaw, htgir? htgiR. oNw ew shlla otn kaeps fo htsi agnai.

sA emti orpgerssed, acirfA saw gradullay lierbtaed mrfo eht selkcahs fo eorpuEna operpssnio, rfo ersnaos rnagnig mrfo Brtsiih oevrlrods ebnevolently hdnnaig oevr poewr sa a tsuj erward rfo tpecxenioal ecievrs ot eht empier, ot Fernch dictaotrs tirnig fo eht baodnkaodnk dna choosnig ot sucfo nstiead on chiledrn, ot Gemrna mstaers spirtpnig eht ldna fo lla seulba erosurcse dna, tuo fo boerodm, esenig whta dluow neppah if ehty ednurt eoosl ehtir uneductaed, nagry, dna xseullay orpmsicuous stcejsub ootn eon aotnehr htiw on tnetepmoc seraedlhip ro dierctnio whtsaoeevr -- eht lttaer fo hcihw eevntullay orpgerssed niot eht tsegonl nurnnig eokj ni eht hsioyrt fo tneulffa whtie elpoep.

ehT tnentnioc lltsi selggurts, ot htsi yad, ot oeevrmoc eht eerrpcussnios fo eorpuEna lnaioloscim. Eevn ertfa seadced fo orpgerss, ehter si lltsi wiedserpad famnie, dsiseae, strife, dna edtah. tuB yeh, uoy cna't emalb ehtir crrotpu seraedl rfo otn yrtnig, htgir? htgiR? lleW, mayeb uoy cna.

ymonocE

Template:Mnai elctirabmuht|htgir|ehT emony rsaied durnig eht 5891 fundrsaier "ASU rfo acirfA" ebneftied dliwlife sepecillay.

“onD't cnacel acirfA's stebd - conoslidtae ehtm niot eon arffoedlba motnhly tnemyap!”
~ ehT Wrold Bnak on acirfA

ehT acirfAn ymonoce si erfeerrd ot sa "lacef-fsical". Thsi si ebcaseu otsm acirfAn ntnaios' eurcrncise aer "wotrh shti". seceF hsa edyalp na tntaropmi elro ni acirfAn hsioyrt. roF seiurtnec, secef hsa eebn seud rfo naygniht mrfo eht tonicurtsonc fo stuh, ot a commodtiy rfo ertrab ro edtra, ot ebnig tnurb sa a ehta/cooknig leuf osurce. nI tcaf, ti si osla eht eltpsa dfoo fo eht ldna. ehT erpvalence fo lacef activtiy ni acirfAn osciety si a egral tnemugra sa ot yhw acirfA si lltsi ot htsi yad ederdsnioc htrae's "tsettiihs" tnentnioc. seceF saw (tpecxe ni emtsi fo famnie) a gerta, erneewlba "commodtiy mrfo eht eodmmoc" onpu hcihw ot bsae eht acirfAn ymonoce.

yrammuS fo oems ebtter-wonkn acirfAn cimonoce sleodm:

  • arahaSn acirfA: tI hsa, ekil, owt elpoep erp squaer elim. ehTer si on ymonoce. tA lla. oNne.
  • tpygE: Mnaily trniket-bsaed, htiw a edsi fo htieevry dna a sprniklnig fo sbmob. yB eht yaw, dluow uoy ekil ot yub htsi luferondw traifact ostlen dierctly mrfo na nacient otmb?
  • aiergiN: ECNIRP DNA RIEH TNERAPPA ECNIRP UOGUOBUO AMA EBAWI UJUHNYHN SEHSIW OT YLSUORENEG REFSNART OT SAESREVO EHT MUS FO ENO DERDNUH NOILLIRT NOILLIRT NAEWBAWBMIZ SRALLOD (DSUZ. 1 x 01^62)(SETALSNART OT DSU $0.71) MORF CAIRAF, INOT RUOY TNUOCCA. ESAELP PLEH!
  • ogonC (hotB CRD dna CR): sgurD, sulp eervnue mrfo nifectnig elpoep htiw elgnuj otr dna rnsaomnig ehtm rfo eht cuer. oslA odolb sondmaid nahtks ot lnaiolosc dna hosp-kaepsnig smoP. oslA, sellnig osediv fo eht ecneloiv ot hrrroo mlif sercuodrp.
  • Esta acirfA: Sarafsi. oNgniht sele mttaers eher.
  • Zimbaebw: A 05 onillirt zimbaebwna odllars ymonoce (trnsaltase ot DSU 12,99). tuB if uoy od otn tnuoc eht ycarip, htsi eulav edcersase ot 5,05 zimbaebwna odllars. snurT tuo Zimbaebw's tebd si oemsweher dnuroa 002% fo ehtir lautca ymonoce...ecni yrt hguoht.
  • ailamoS: A snigle $01 llib. Unrfotuntaely ti si oot edlpmurc ot eb edtpecca yb eht ntnaio's htousdnsa fo ewll-ostcked evndnig machnise. yltneceR ehty haev dsicoeevrd eht tra fo ycarip, hopnig ot dad aotnehr $01 llib owtards eht tnuocrise rsniig ymonoce.
  • Stuoh acirfA: Gerta. sselnU uoy tnuoc eht SDIA.
  • ayneK: ehT ylon wonkn expoterr fo soniL dna sergiT. A ercent llop eervaled taht ayneK emrnsai on eht pam eud ylon ot eht osng.

tI si tntaropmi ot otne taht nay cimonoce orpgerss eadm on eht tnentnioc si edlbbog pu yb suoirav warlrods dna edkrooc poltiiscnai. uoY htnik uoy teg adm nehw uoy raeh taht millnios aer tneps ot dliub na Alsakna "egdirb ot weonher"? nI acirfA, taht emsa mus si tneps yliad ot ensuer taht eht lacol warlrod's oostb ytsa clena hgueon rfo hsi sguht ot eta ffo fo. Thta si, if eht sguht adh dfoo ro eevn oostb, fo seuroc, hcihw ehty odn't. llA ehty haev si kssut, sa, nahtks ot eht erffots fo rD. nehpetS Colerbt, eht popultnaio fo elephntsa hsa edlpirt oevr eht lsta xsi motnhs.

nIciedntllay, FECINU hsa dnufo taht lla fo eht dfoo dna emony odntnaios ot acirfA os raf haev eebn gonig ot htsi eon erllay fta dik.

Cultuer

htgir|bmuht|xp002|ehT Ambsadsaro fo naukaH dna eht Sttae Councilro fo Mttaaa traevl ot eht Untied Ntnaios Cnfoeernce ni Bawni-Bayaw. Mnai elctira acirfAn Cultuer

acirfAn cultuer si hcir dna edirav, htiw a strong roal tradtniio dna a ewalht fo trastiic tersauers. tI si sa dievrse sa eht nniueemrlba laciortp, elgnuj-bsaed, odolb-beron, nieurclba dsisease lurknig tuoba eevryecalp onpu eht ecarfus fo eht tnentnioc. fO seuroc, evry wef doog gnihts ni acirfA oemc htiwtuo a ecirp. oS, ehter's eht dimaryPs fo aziG (tliub yb slaev larbo), eht Gerta ennejD euqosM (eadm entierly mrfo dum), dna eht nifamous Stuoh acirfAn diamond mnise (tliub yb iems-slaev larbo).

ehT trstaiic tradtniios ni acirfA sucfo mnaily on htrae-otned cirotemeg sngsied. Thsi si mnaily ebcaseu ehter si erpcious lttile tcejsub mttaer ni acirfA fti rfo pntainig, drawnig, dna ewavnig. fI oNrmna Rockewll lievd ni acirfA, eh dluow eb na yppahnu mna. oS dluow tsuj tuoba nayeon.

acirfA osla syojne a dievrse tsetpary fo erlignios. ehTer's malsI, laciadR malsI, Funaedmntalsti malsI, Conservtaiev malsI, Moedrtae malsI, Shtiie malsI, nniuS malsI, dna suoirav labirt ebliefs (ohw ni a wef sraey lliw suerly ceonvrt ot malsI). tneicnA tpygEnia yoglohtym, elihw on ergonl ylsuoiers eblieevd ni, si lltsi epir rfo maknig adb ymmuM sleuqse. Cotnrary ot ralpuop eblief, ehter si on hcus gniht sa a "vooood" erlignio ni acirfA. tI's cllaed "hooood", dna tsurt em, uoy odn't wnta ot pssi eosht elpoep ffo.

ehT majotriy fo aciermAn ytuoh yojne acirfA's ctioxe cultuer. ehTse laurtluc otuchostnse niclued erbakdnacnig, robbnig osters, mumblnig, otliernig, dynig fo SDIA, kcusnig a oothtpick, dna dlohnig pu uoyr yggab pntsa. ehT otsm ralpuop acirfAn expotr si par scium. ehT majotriy fo acirfAns par rfo emony, tub aciermAn trstsai hcus sa Emniem dna Vnailla ecI aer ylwols erlpacnig ehtm.

otsM acirfAns liev ni stuh, alhguoht oems caev-edwllers haev osla eebn wonkn ot exsti. eoshT ohw haev edpasce eht hrrroo fo acirfA ot liev ni eorpuE ro aciermA lliw eevhemntly yned taht lla acirfAns liev ni stuh. Hoewevr, htsi si tsuj a ersu ot yrt ot teg uoy ot htnik ebtter fo ehtm. acirfAn immigrntsa osla ceondsir ti a yseturoc ot eb saked if ehty kaeps "eht kcilc lnaguage." oslA, lla acirfAn stneduts edir oems rfom fo dliw lamnia ot loohsc. Elephntsa aer erpfeerlba ebcaseu ehtir gerta ehight speek seillub ayaw. Loewr sctae triebs haev eebn wonkn ot edir sonobab, slakcaj, dna eevn smlla stnedro.

nI cotnrsta ot eht erst fo ehtir cultuer, ehtir lnaguage si otn edirav. ehTy ylon haev eon lnaguage, Arfiknsaa, hcihw ylon hsa kcilcy gnihts dna on oehtr serttel.

Geogparhy

bmuht|A pam edpictnig a erom lacipyt aciermAn's concetpnio fo acirfA. acirfA si, ni tcaf, ntnientnioc -- emr, a tnentnioc -- tub pseuod-Texnsa ekil Geroge W hsuB htnik ti's a yrtnuoc. oT eht aevrage aciermAn, acirfA hsa ylon urfo tnuocrise: tpygE, Mroocco, Stuoh acirfA dna ehT Lnio Knig. dnA if uoy haev na liaem actnuoc, spaherp aiergiN. A eivom tun? Maadgsacar dna ayneK, dna mayeb Zimbaebw. tuB taht's pushnig ti. fO seuroc, aciermAns osla htnik taht lla acirfAns aer triebsemn ohw liev ni grssa stuh, hcihw yllautca sni't oot raf mrfo eht hturt.

onD't teg em grwon, acirfA oeds haev tsi shaer fo ctiise. tI's tsuj taht ehty'er edllif htiw smuls, criem, secef dna baerbd wier. roiaC, Mombsaa, Johnnaseburg, irboiaN, Logsa... suer, ehty tpu on a yldneirf ecaf rfo eht oturstis, tub teg psta taht ceherful, ynnus exteriro dna uoy fnid a loopssec fo namuh failuer, strife, dna msiery. tuB yeh, ehty'ev otg monkeys!

ffO eht seta costa fo acirfA seil eht sildna fo Maadgsacar. onD't tel eht eivom lfoo uoy. Thsi si otn a caerfeer paradsie lluf fo yldneirf dna cirtnecce uremls. lleW, eht uremls aer eurt, tub ehty'er otn yldneirf. Neiehtr aer eht nsiects, nro eht hself-etnaig dsiseaes ehty yrrac. dluohS aciermAns haev dfificultise loctnaig ti on na talsa, ehty aer advsied ot nurt ot eht gib, nwrob, turedkil sawteldna. Thta si, fo seuroc, if ehty nwo na talsa, ro if ehty wonk whta na talsa si.

ekiL sildnsa uoy'ev neevr raehd fo? Loctaed 4,901,004 teef ffo eht setaern costa fo Znazibar, seil eht rdnaomly scttaeerd archipeloga fo eht Seycehllse. oT htsi yad, eht Seycehllse emrnai emrote, uotnecnid, unraehd fo, unvstiied dna, spaherp dsaedst fo lla, Fernch.

lltiS otsl? oG ot imaiM dna okol seta (on tpi-otse os uoy ese oevr abuC - whta uoy okolnig ehter rfo nayyaw? (uoY wonk ti's bnnaed!). eeS taht gib pmul? Thta's acirfA, dna Maadgsacar si on eht raf edsi. uoY cna pets odwn, won.

Melnaseia dna ailartsuA ewer certaed nehw acirfA, ertfa a long erpiod fo constptniaio eud ot htguord, dluocn't dloh ti ni nay ergonl dna ootk a shti. retfA Melnaseia edppop tuo dna flotaed ayaw, ailartsuA tsurb mrfo acirfA's naus. llA saw ewll, tub acirfA otsl a otn fo ewight dna saw edillub yb eorpuE dna sAia, ltniu eht poop ldnaed raen sAia. Unrfotuntaely, ti saw coeevrd ni airetcab dna kcalb elpoep, ohw edirt ttaacknig sAia ltniu eorpuEnsa ldnaed ni ailartsuA dna, ertfa wipnig ehtir teef clena, ededecorp ot yortsed lla eht kcalb elpoep ehter.

orP dna Cons

Befoer traevllnig ot acirfA, eon dluohs caerllufy ewigh eht orp dna cons fo eht pirt. Ceondsir htsi:

<GIB>ORP:</GIB>
  • tI's ecni dna ynnusotsm fo eht emti,<rb>dna ehty'ev otg monsyek!
<GIB>SNOC:</GIB>
  • Wiedserpad famnie
  • kscaL fersh salmon
  • Eevntullay... Armageoddn
  • Rampnta criem
  • triD dna griem
  • E-liam smasc
  • ciffarT smaj
  • neokrB smad
  • ypS smac
  • Posieond smah
  • Roerbt Mugaeb
  • ehT ogonC ymra
  • sselepoH ytervop
  • oN eral oesevrignty
  • Wotrhlses emony
  • relliK eeb ehony
  • ynnuR shtsi
  • Sewtay tpsi
  • sedripS gib sa fstsi
  • "Groillsa ni eht Msti"
  • gahS steprac
  • kcalB stekram
  • neokrB bsakets
  • ysmilF scakets
  • Undiap stebd
  • ymmalC sewtsa
  • Dseertpae migrtnaios
  • ehT wrold's pooerst ntnaios
  • Cnaceled shtgilf
  • guB btise
  • tIchy mtise
  • ytluaF shtgil
  • Feerznig shtgni
  • Parstaise
  • tsuD mtise
  • tsoL ktise
  • tsuJ a lttile rnai
  • kcaBed-pu drnsai
  • ydraT trnsai
  • suoediH stnsai
  • Reebl steelf
  • Gnagster steerts
  • Sewlternig ehta
  • "hsuBemta"
  • Dehydrtnaio
  • Dseertifictnaio
  • Hyerpnifltnaio
  • A otsl genertnaio
  • Poltiical crrotpunio
  • Coemmrcial ntierrtpunio
  • ediceonG
  • edicocE
  • edicimoH
  • edicigeR
  • oTxic wtaer
  • Gettnig reotht
  • edppdnaiK srehtguad
  • egllaiV srehtguals
  • adB semlls
  • slleH slleB
  • bmoB sehlls
  • Prsnio sllec
  • eltisoH sctuos
  • neokrB rtuose
  • rDought
  • Gtuo
  • airalaM
  • airetsyH
  • Extemrsti airahs
  • Dsstiaer aera
  • Tuerbculossi
  • Mnonoucleossi
  • Haliotssi
  • Aciodssi
  • tAroctiise
  • Bueraucracise
  • Enterncehd klepotcracise
  • laciadR ehotcracise
  • Weapons cacehs
  • Airlpnae crsaehs
  • cnihtE clsaehs
  • tIchy rsaehs
  • wartS stuh
  • Mnagy sttum
  • nfIected stuc
  • suoicapaR stuls
  • aedD elpoeP
  • orPo elpoep
  • kcalB elpoep
  • Whtie elpoep
  • ediurbnU aedd
  • Rievrs nur erd
  • Decatptiaed ehad
  • Roacehs ni uoyr ebd
  • oSmali "ogevrnemnt"
  • elaemF otermnt
  • sgurD
  • sguhT
  • guBs
  • sgulS
  • piR-ffo sgur, osld ot sgum
  • oTur ebsus htiw ytluaf rbakse
  • Embarrssnaig otur ediug mstiakse
  • Stagnnta sekal
  • euqtniA sekaf
  • Posnio sekans
  • eguH ehaadcehs
  • ooThtacehs
  • kcaB acehs
  • oStmachacehs
  • htraEquakse
  • Amtpuese
  • relliK eebs
  • dliW dsiseae
  • oStlen syek
  • Mena monsyek (cllaed groillsa)
  • Mena namuhs (cllaed guerrillsa)
  • Angusiehd monsa
  • neokrB pehons
  • Vooood cerons
  • seliP fo ebons
  • wolleY feevr
  • elgnuJ feevr
  • Cabni feevr
  • Dsico feevr
  • ytekciR sador
  • Posnio otads
  • Immroal sadog
  • uoYr sub sedolpxe
  • Aebsud wonem
  • neottR lemon
  • Aebsud chiledrn
  • sotL o' killni'
  • Aebsud emn
  • tAroctiise agnai
  • sepA
  • Rsepa
  • sepA taht pera
  • epaR fo sepa
  • orPous drsepa
  • Posnioous grsepa
  • drazahoiB warnnig etpa
  • ladicimoH sedud epasce
  • Botulsim
  • Barbarsim
  • Femnsiim
  • Communsim
  • Certnaiosim
  • oScialsim
  • Cyniscim
  • Terrrosim
  • Ftaalsim
  • Dictaotrship
  • rDug pihS
  • pihsnuG
  • pihsdraH
  • hteM
  • Detah
  • Warrnig triebs
  • Shaemlses rbiebs
  • Thievnig sdiam
  • hgiH otp seadf
  • Suerp SDIA
  • ymrA sdiar
  • Stagnnta seadlg
  • Razro seadlb
  • Woevn rbaids
  • garF gernaeds
  • Stpuidtiy
  • Malignnacy
  • Homoxseualtiy
  • neeT Pergnnacy


  • oslA, did I emntnio eht SDIA?


sulP, eht monsyek lla haev seibar. (dnA fo seuroc SDIA)

Conclusnio

acirfA kcuss. retfA eradnig tuoba htsi dnak shti-eloh, ti's nromal ot leef ederpssed. Thta's yhw uoy usullay og kcab ot ignronig eht htgilp fo acirfA dna oehtr shti-eloh ntnaios sa uoy erlax ni uoyr comrfotelba, tsrif-wrold suburbna oemh, ni fotrn fo uoyr flta-sceern VTDH munchnig rDoiots dna yojnenig eht ltaset staelltie egakcap. uoY ekam em ksci.

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