Adult
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Adult: the age in which a child grows to the stage where they finally have the courage to visit an Adult Bookstore and giggle at the pictures.
“Well...I wouldn't say I giggle...too busy, if you know what I mean...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Adult
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[edit] Adulthood and Maturity
In male terms, Adulthood means being able to have crazy sex without wondering what goes where, however it does not mean that the male can't have a few giggles about what goes where. There are also some noticeable physical details that would be discussed in the next sub-section. Uncyclopedia expects at least half it's viewers to giggle constantly while wondering what the body part is.
[edit] Females and Adulthood
The most noticeable physical features are:
- Boobs
- Tits
- Breasts
- Pillows
- Jugs
- Lack of Wang
- and anything else that is noticeable or absent
Other features:
- They mature.
- They stop shouting out the word penis and move on to more complex jokes.
- The statutory age should be 16. No, I'm kidding, or not, no seriously, taking advantage of hot young girls with perky tits is wrong...right?
- They grow an obsession with cleanliness.
- The become manipulative and often, can be referred to as a "cock tease".
- They go batshit insane at least once a month, a time frame of 2-7 days.
[edit] Males and Adulthood
Physical features:
- Their cock (This is, of course, if the male adult actually owns a rooster to begin with)
- Their penis grows larger and takes over from where the brain left off.
Other features:
- Males will tend to believe that their cock is much larger then it really is.
- Males will also believe any sarcastic comments made about their looks.
- Some will become mature and try to take over the world(though it is very rare).
[edit] Related Articles
- Adult Bookstores
- Adult Swim
- Porn
- Adult Friend Finder (yeah, pretend you don't need it...)
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