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bmuht|thgir|xp053|hsalF, a tcudrop fo senoyerve etirovaf ebw ynapmoc

“hsalF! haaaA!”
~ eidderF yrucerM
“diD uoy naem: hsarc.”
~ elgooG on ebodA hsalF
“hsalF si a eceip fo sfowtaer taht senilmaerts eht yerviled fo nrop...”
~ gnihtyervE si rfo seimmud on ebodA hsalF
“I nod't etah hsalf.....I tsuj otg a gnniiartser erdro tsniaga ehtm rfo lla fo ym tcudrops.”
~ evetS sboJ

ebodA hsalF si a macs yb ebw-serngsied wheeryb ehty egrahc tnarnogi seniapmoc a smlla rfotune (ahC-gnihC!) ot er-tnevni eht leehw ni eht hsalF authrnoig tnemnroivne. hsalF srepoleved dneps sseltnuoc sruoh fo ehtir sevil buildnig niferiro snosirev fo osphstiictaed reswrob fetauers nsiide evssiam sFWS. netfO eht ylno trap fo eht hsalF krowtra taht sresu boehtr ot ewiv si eht daolnwod progerss rab.

bmuht|thgir|A lacipyt hsalF ebwstie

ehT yhpooslihp ebhnid hsalF si taht stneilc lliw eb imperssed yb a ebwstie htiw a ycnaf hsalF ebwstie ro ntiro taht sekta 5 mniutes ot daol dna sah hunderds fo stnoiamnia taht dda tnohnig ot eht lautca ebwstie's eosprpu.

ehT emna "hsalF" actullay roigntiaes mrof na ebodA plna ot ekam lla tcudrop emnsa nidictae ehtir ehcni:

  • Deramewaver RO REVAEWTIHS [ESUACAEB STAHT LLA TI SEOD] sevaew na elarbotae pipederam rfo ebw-srepoleved looknig ot reviled hgih-ytilauq lmth tneotnc.
  • Fierwroks wroks fier niot eht luoss fo elpoep ohw thguoht ehty ewer buynig emosthnig 1/01 eht ytilauq fo Phootshop.
  • hsalF si lla hsalf dna no naemnig.

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Hsioyrt

hsalF saw roignillay certaed sa a wol-level margrop rfo wrtniig fsta lautriv machnie stnoiacilppa, ot erplace swoler dna moer tcartsba codnig lnaguages ekil C dna ylbemssA, tub nehw ti saw dsicoveerd taht tsi yrev nifrstaructuer saw yletelpmoc tneicifed ta hdnalnig thsi tsak ti saw arbputly abnnaoded, retfa hcihw ti saw ylregae dekcip pu yb geredy/sugob ebw serngsied ohw, havnig ercently degreem mrof egelloc niot a tekram staurtaed yb snosrep raf moer tnetepmoc thna ehty, dedeen ot ekam emos ysub wrok rfo ehtmselves fsta. oS suht ebgna eht hgihly elarbotae aidemrocaM ycaripsnoc ot erpackage lla ebw tneotnc nsiide fo na etelosbo emchnsaim.

tI si osla llew known taht hsalF si a hllaucniaotr's ebst dneirf. tI's oot drah ot sucfo no ebw tneotnc taht "tsuj stsi ehter" os yb movnig eht tneotnc esolc ot thgil deeps ti ebcoems esaier rfo eht hllaucniaotr ot eviecrep. sA eht emna hsalF seilpmi, esu fo seizuer niducnig hsalfnig stcejbo dna sdnurogkcab si mdnaaoyrt ni lla hsalF bsaed tcudrops.

Crtiicsim

hsalF seivom evah gnaied a ediw rnage fo bllsa.

ebodA hsalF Updtae

bmuht|xp004 ebodA ekam moer emlbrop taht tno deen nehw uoyr pudtae hsalF reyalP? yhW lleh cna tno pudtae saked em! Thsi si ebcaesu lla eodba uoyr metsys dtae fo retupmoc si tno croerct. A nicroerct metsysdtae cna evig errro emssage ni auehtntictiy no hsalFUtil9b.exe! ebodA verifictanio uoyr sytemdtae htiw a F*cknig certifictae fo versiign.moc! Thsi auehtntictiy Cnacel pudtae od tno nstillaed eht Updtae fo ebodA hsalF Updtae htiw a bullshti ersano etuoba smreT taht "metsys dtae" si nicroerct no uoyr retupmoc! tuB no oehtrside ew evah Spywaer ekamrs dna malwaerekamr taht od saem thnig chnace metsysdtae nehw uoyr retupmoc si nifect htiw malwaer! fI tno evah thgiR metsySdtae dtae; 9002 ro tno thgir mtnoh; Ocoterb ebodA wna't tno pudtae hsalf reyalp.

"nA errro sah occurerd elihw daolnwodnig eht nstillaer. Plesae ekam suer aer cnnoected ot eht ntiernet dna yrt agnai"! 12 tsuguA 8002

' Wrnog metsyS Dtae !!!'

eeS osla

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