These Admins were recently arrested for indecent exposure and sodomy after a party involving Jimbo Wales, a goat, three clowns, a mime dressed as a clown and former Saturday Night Live cast member Tracy Morgan.
“Whenever the admins agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Then I realize that by some strange coincidence, I am.”
“If you take out the letters "D and I" and rearrange them, you get the word "man" which is what the admin is. Alternately, take out the final 2 letters and rearrange to make "mad" which is also what the admin is"”
~ Some tosser who is too smart (or not according to opinion) for their own good on the Admin Staff
“The admins are never wrong. There, I said it. Now can I please have my cigarettes back?” ~ Oscar Wilde on the admins
Admins, or administrators, are the kind, cool, sexy and friendly folks who help run a website such as Uncyclopedia. They are always polite and courteous and are always helping better the site and make the writers happy, until they find a stash of cockroaches and huff them, then all hell breaks loose, thus it would never be appropriate to mock the admins in a subtle, mischievous or disingenuous way. Keep this in mind and you will always have a gloriously sexually perfect experience on Uncyclopedia.