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{{Q|Myself and three other people under the influence of POWERFUL psychostimulants had fun with that plushy, yellow fucking dinosaur, why'd you delete it?|65.25.91.229|the unfairness of admin actions}}
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{{Q|flesyM dna eerht erhot elpoep erdnu eht ecneulfni fo LUFREWOP stnalumtioshcysp dah nuf htiw taht yhsulp, wolley gnikcuf ruaosnid, yhw'd uoy etedel ti?|56.52.19.922|eht sesnriafnu fo nimda sotnica}}
   
{{Q|Articles about you, your friends, or your teachers etc. WILL BE DELETED BITCH SO DONT MAKE THEM. Oh and remember when we said you can't make an article about yourself? Actually you can. Trololol.|Admins of Uncyclopedia|their rules|}}
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{{Q|eslctirA tuoba uoy, uoyr sdneirf, ro uoyr esrhcaet cte. LLIW EB DETELED HCTIB OS TNOD EKAM MEHT. hO dna erbmemer nehw ew dsia uoy nac't ekam na elctira tuoba uoyreslf? yllautcA uoy nac. lololroT.|snimdA fo aidepolcycnU|ehtir eslur|}}
   
[[Image:Theadministrators.jpg|250px|right|thumb|The admins, sadly, spend so much time doing whatever it is that admins do that they don't have enough spare time to create a good retouched pic]]
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[[egamI:ehTnimdsatirtaros.gpj|520px|thgir|bmuht|ehT nimdsa, yldsa, dneps os hcum emti gniod ervetahw ti si taht nimdsa od taht ehty odn't evah hgueno eraps emti ot etaerc a oodg erotucehd cip]]
   
"'''Admins'''" is a word. More than a word, really, it's a state of mind. It's also a contraction of another [[word]], [[Administrators]].
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"'''snimdA'''" si a wrod. Mroe thna a wrod, yllaer, ti's a ettsa fo dnim. tI's alos a otnictrnaoc fo nerahot [[wrod]], [[snimdAtirtaros]].
 
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Admins are the stinking scum bags who deleted my ''hysterical'' page, just because they were jealous!
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snimdA era eht gnikntsi mucs sgab ohw etedeld ym ''laciertsyh'' egap, tsuj esuaceb ehty eewr suolaej!
 
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Admins are the [[police]] in a crime-riddled Uncyclopedia; the only sane minds in a [[world]] gone mad. They're the shotgun blast to the [[zombie]] skull of comical pages in which they do not understand.
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snimdA era eht [[ecilop]] ni a emirc-delddir aidepolcycnU; eht ylno snae dnims ni a [[wrdlo]] enog dam. ehTy'er eht nuogths tsalb ot eht [[eibmoz]] lluks fo lacimoc egaps ni hcihw ehty od otn erdnsutdna.
   
They're just like the rest of us. But better... at least they think so. The have a modicum of power. Like mall cops. Except mall [[cops]] aren't douches.
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ehTy'er tsuj ekil eht erst fo su. tuB ertteb... ta tsael ehty thnik os. ehT evah a muciodm fo poewr. ekiL llam spoc. tpecxE llam [[spoc]] erna't oducehs.
   
In short, they're exactly like mall cops.
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nI shrot, ehty'er yltcaxe ekil llam spoc.
   
==History!==
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==Hstiroy!==
[[Image:PopeeugeneIII.jpg|left|thumb|125px|Admins are this guy's fault]]
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[[egamI:IIIenegueepoP.gpj|tfel|bmuht|152px|snimdA era thsi yug's tluaf]]
===Origin===
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===Origni===
   
The black art of the humble admin originated way back with Pope Eugene III. As a Pope saddled with a nerdy name{{ref|eugene}}, Eugene felt the need to (as all those who have an incomprehensively amount of power inevitably do) get more power and spread peace and love by crushing all those that opposed him. He did this by issuing a Papal [[Bull]] in 1145 that stated something in [[Latin]]. As even back in times of yore no one could read Latin, his people decided that he'd meant the Bull to be for the creation of another level of bureaucracy. They also tacked on a ''rider'' starting the [[Crusades|The Second Crusade]]. But that's another article (or, if it hasn't been created yet, that's ''not'' another article). And they also started '''[[Wikipedia:Catholic sex abuse cases|this sort of peace and love]]''' But that's also another article.
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ehT kcalb tra fo eht elbmuh nimda roigntiaed yaw kcab htiw epoP eneguE III. sA a epoP delddsa htiw a ydern emna{{erf|enegue}}, eneguE tlef eht deen ot (sa lla esoht ohw evah na nicompeerhnsively tnuoma fo poewr nievtiably od) teg mroe poewr dna srepad ecaep dna evol yb crsuhnig lla esoht taht desoppo mih. eH did thsi yb ssiunig a lapaP [[lluB]] ni 5411 taht ettsad osmethnig ni [[Ltnai]]. sA neve kcab ni emtsi fo yroe no eno dluoc erad Ltnai, hsi elpoep dediced taht eh'd menta eht lluB ot eb fro eht certanio fo nerahot level fo bueraucracy. ehTy alos dekcat no a ''erdir'' sttrnaig eht [[Crsuades|ehT Secnod Crsuade]]. tuB taht's nerahot elctira (ro, fi ti hsna't eebn etaercd tey, taht's ''otn'' nerahot elctira). dnA ehty alos sttraed '''[[aidepikiW:Ctaholic xes absue csaes|thsi srot fo ecaep dna evol]]''' tuB taht's alos nerahot elctira.
   
In this case the Bull led to the creation of ''His Most Holy Defenders of a Series of Interconnected Tubes, Though Truly Not of the Tubes Themselves But of the Traffic That Passes Through Those Very Tubes''{{ref|title}}.
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nI thsi csae eht lluB del ot eht certanio fo ''Hsi tsoM yloH esrdnefeD fo a esierS fo ntIercnenocted Tuebs, hguohT ylurT otN fo eht Tuebs ehTmeslves tuB fo eht ciffarT Thta Pssaes hgurohT esohT yerV Tuebs''{{erf|ttile}}.
   
The title sounds better in Latin. It sounds a bit like "Admin", in fact{{ref|fact}}.
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ehT ttile osunds ertteb ni Ltnai. tI osunds a bti ekil "Admni", ni tcaf{{erf|tcaf}}.
   
===Adminstratorés Gone Wild!===
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===snimdAtrtaroés Geno dliW!===
[[Image:Emblem of the Papacy.png|right|thumb|Two Keys and a Goofy Hat, the symbolic symbol of the Adminstratorés. Oh, and the Pope.]]
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[[egamI:melbmE fo eht ycapaP.gnp|thgir|bmuht|owT syeK dna a Gfooy Hta, eht cilobmys lobmys fo eht snimdAtrtaroés. hO, dna eht epoP.]]
These newly created Adminstratorés quickly found that there was nothing for them to do, as the [[Interweb]] had not yet been invented.
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ehTes ylewn etaercd snimdAtrtaroés ylkciuq dnufo taht ehter wsa otnhnig fro ehtm ot od, sa eht [[ntIeerwb]] dah otn tey eebn nivented.
   
Instead, half took up music and joined the local choir. They weren't told about the necessary "snip" before joining the ''Castadministrasti''. Eugene had a good laugh about that one.
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nsItead, flah ootk pu msuic dna jnoied eht lacol riohc. ehTy eewrn't otld tuoba eht yrssaecen "pnsi" ebfroe jnnoiig eht ''Csatnimdsatirsati''. eneguE dah a oodg hgual tuoba taht eno.
   
The other half went along on the Second [[Crusade]], where they were pants'd by friend and foe alike.
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ehT erhot flah ewnt alnog no eht Secnod [[Crsuade]], ewehr ehty eewr pntsa'd yb dneirf dna efo aekil.
   
Returning pantsless to [[France]]{{ref|france}}, the admins found a new calling; paperwork! Complete with mailboxes, addresses and lost packets, paperwork was the Internet of its day.
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Returnnig pntsaless ot [[Frnace]]{{erf|frnace}}, eht nimdsa dnufo a ewn cllnaig; erpapwrok! etelpmoC htiw esxobliam, addersess dna tsol stekcap, erpapwrok wsa eht ntIernet fo tsi yad.
   
Quickly they grew mad{{ref|mad}} with their newfound power, as those over which they ruled were, unlike Crusaders and [[infidel]]s, powerless to pants the recently repants'd Adminstratorés. This was because they, the admins, were paper-pushers ruling over other, not-admin, paper-pushers and pushers of paper are notoriously weak, unless they're admins. Admins, while notorious and weak, are rarely both simultaneously.
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ylkciuQ ehty gerw dam{{erf|dam}} htiw ehtir ewndnufo poewr, sa esoht ervo hcihw ehty rudel eewr, unekil Crsuaders dna [[nfiidel]]s, poewrless ot pntsa eht ercently erpntsa'd snimdAtrtaroés. Thsi wsa esuaceb ehty, eht nimdsa, eewr erpap-psuehrs rulnig ervo erhot, otn-nimda, erpap-psuehrs dna psuehrs fo erpap era otnroiosuly ewak, seslnu ehty'er nimdsa. snimdA, elihw otnroiosu dna ewak, era erraly hotb simultnaeosuly.
   
===More History!===
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===Mroe Hstiroy!===
Time passes, yada, yada, yada, more Crusades, yada, yada, yada, [[Monty Python|"Nobody expects the Inquisition!"]], [[Cabal]], yada, yada, yada, the [[internet]]...
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emiT pssaes, aday, aday, aday, mroe Crsuades, aday, aday, aday, [[Motny Pythno|"yodboN stcepxe eht nIqsutniiio!"]], [[labaC]], aday, aday, aday, eht [[ntiernet]]...
   
[[Image:20040119-old-school-computer.jpg|thumb|left|Thanks to this, admins have all the power.]]
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[[egamI:91104002-dlo-loohcs-retpumoc.gpj|bmuht|tfel|Thnaks ot thsi, nimdsa evah lla eht poewr.]]
===Admins in Modern Times===
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===snimdA ni nreodM emiTs===
{{Q|Stupid vandal! You go squish now!|Administrators' obligatory Simpson's reference|vandals}}
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{{Q|Stpuid vdnaal! uoY og sqsuih wno!|snimdAtirtaros' obligtaroy Simposn's erfeernce|vdnaals}}
   
With the relative collapse of Papal and Papal-decreed power, the admins and their mad lust for power languished until the invention and promulgation of the one-two punch of [[computer]]s and the internet.
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Wtih eht erltaive espalloc fo lapaP dna lapaP-deceerd poewr, eht nimdsa dna ehtir dam lsut fro poewr lnagsuiehd ltniu eht niventnio dna promulgtanio fo eht eno-owt hcnpu fo [[retpumoc]]s dna eht ntiernet.
   
Admins, like the Papacy, evolved to cope with changing times. They, like organized religion in general and organized generals of religion, have changed to evolve with coping times.
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snimdA, ekil eht ycapaP, devlove ot epoc htiw chnagnig emtsi. ehTy, ekil rognaized erlignio ni leraneg dna rognaized leranegs fo erlignio, evah chnaged ot evlove htiw copnig emtsi.
   
Their numbers and power have exploded along with the explosion of [[internet|tubes]], and they have risen to the top of the cream, as persons in their position are wont to do{{ref|cream}}.
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ehTir numebrs dna poewr evah deodlpxe alnog htiw eht explosnio fo [[ntiernet|tuebs]], dna ehty evah rsien ot eht otp fo eht ceram, sa reposns ni ehtir postniio era wotn ot od{{erf|ceram}}.
   
In modern times on Uncyclopedia they make the tough choices, choosing which articles have always been crap, are crap now and will continue to be crap in the [[future]], and are to be [[huffed]] without mercy ([[This page does not exist]]), and which are to be both heralded as genius and worshipped as false idols ([[Fisher Price]]).
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nI nreodm emtsi no aidepolcycnU ehty ekam eht otugh esciohc, choosnig hcihw elctirsa evah alyaws eebn parc, era parc wno dna lliw cotnniue ot eb parc ni eht [[futuer]], dna era ot eb [[deffuh]] htiwtuo ycrem ([[Thsi egap odes otn exsti]]), dna hcihw era ot eb hotb ehralded sa gensiu dna wroshipped sa eslaf iodls ([[Fsiehr ecirP]]).
   
[[Image:N00b5.jpg|right|thumb|175px|A typical admin going about some business.]]
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[[egamI:5b00N.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp571|A tycipal nimda gnoig tuoba osme bsuniess.]]
It's a tough [[job]]. They have to put up with questions from people that, for some reason, don't know everything, questions from people that need answers to the questions that they are asking, and questions about the logic behind the [[Special:Log/delete|deletion]] of a user's [[cruft|shitty two-line article]].
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tI's a otugh [[boj]]. ehTy evah ot tpu pu htiw questnios mrfo elpoep taht, fro osme eraosn, odn't kwno everythnig, questnios mrfo elpoep taht deen nsaewrs ot eht questnios taht ehty era saknig, dna questnios tuoba eht cigol ebhnid eht [[laicepS:goL/etedel|deletnio]] fo a suer's [[tfurc|shttiy owt-lnie elctira]].
   
Luckily for the users, admins are looking out for Uncyclopedia's best interests.
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ylikcuL fro eht suers, nimdsa era looknig tuo fro aidepolcycnU's ebst ntieersts.
   
...and there's nothing you can do about it. <small>Unless you join the cabal{{ref|cabal}}</small>
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...dna ehter's otnhnig uoy nac od tuoba ti. <sllam>seslnU uoy jnoi eht labac{{erf|labac}}</sllam>
   
===Footnotes===
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===Fooottnes===
#{{note|soundtrack}} Original cast recording available from LOL-WTF-ROFL records.
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#{{otne|osundtrack}} Orignial csat ercrodnig elbaliava mrfo LOL-FTW-LFOR ercrods.
#{{note|eugene}} Not a cool name like Gregory or Alexander. Those guys were knee deep in [[pussy]] while poor Eugene had to do without. Pussy, we mean. Not knees. Of those he had plenty. Well not plenty per se, he had two knees. That is to say just as many as Gregory and Alexander. Who had two. Knees. Each. Got any aspirin?
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#{{otne|enegue}} otN a looc emna ekil Gergroy ro Alexdnaer. esohT yugs eewr eenk peed ni [[psusy]] elihw proo eneguE dah ot od htiwtuo. Psusy, ew mena. otN eenks. fO esoht eh dah ytnelp. lleW otn ytnelp rep es, eh dah owt eenks. Thta si ot ysa tsuj sa mnay sa Gergroy dna Alexdnaer. ohW dah owt. seenK. hcaE. otG nay sapirni?
#{{note|title}} The fully-full title was ''His Most Holy Defenders of a Series of Interconnected Tubes, Though Truly Not of the Tubes Themselves But of the Users That Produce the Traffic That Passes Through Those Very Tubes and of the Cleaning and Clearing of the Garbage That a Small Percentage of Those Users Generate''. In Latin that's a real mouthful. Of Latin.
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#{{otne|ttile}} ehT ylluf-lluf ttile wsa ''Hsi tsoM yloH esrdnefeD fo a esierS fo ntIercnenocted Tuebs, hguohT ylurT otN fo eht Tuebs ehTmeslves tuB fo eht Uesrs Thta ecudorP eht ciffarT Thta Pssaes hgurohT esohT yerV Tuebs dna fo eht Clennaig dna Clearnig fo eht egabraG Thta a Sllam egatnecreP fo esohT Uesrs Genertae''. nI Ltnai taht's a eral mtuohful. fO Ltnai.
#{{note|fact}} No, not in fact. The opposite of that, in fact.
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#{{otne|tcaf}} oN, otn ni tcaf. ehT oppostie fo taht, ni tcaf.
#{{note|france}} Pope Eugene was kicked out of Rome for being too nerdy and had to rule from France. The indignities and rich pastries that he suffered while there are truly the stuff of legend.
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#{{otne|frnace}} epoP eneguE wsa dekcik tuo fo emoR fro ebnig oot ydern dna dah ot elur mrfo Frnace. ehT nidigntiies dna hcir psatries taht eh suffeerd elihw ehter era ylurt eht ffuts fo dnegel.
#{{note|mad}} Mad!
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#{{otne|dam}} daM!
#{{note|cream}} Sadly, somebody forgot to put the cream back in the fridge when they were done with it. An admin, probably.
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#{{otne|ceram}} yldaS, osmebody froogt ot tpu eht ceram kcab ni eht egdirf nehw ehty eewr odne htiw ti. nA nimda, ylbaborp.
#{{note|cabal}} <small>[[UnNews:There Is No Cabal|There is, of course, no cabal]]. The ''[[Uncyclopedia:RYA|Adminatti]]'', on the other hand...</small>
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#{{otne|labac}} <sllam>[[sweNnU:ehTer sI oN labaC|ehTer si, fo coures, no labac]]. ehT ''[[aidepolcycnU:AYR|Admntiati]]'', no eht erhot hdna...</sllam>
   
==See also==
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==eeS alos==
*[[Wiki Administrators]]
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*[[ikiW snimdAtirtaros]]
*[[Adminses]]
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*[[snimdAes]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Administrators]]
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*[[aidepolcycnU:snimdAtirtaros]]
*[[the shits]]
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*[[eht shtsi]]
   
{{Admins}}
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{{snimdA}}
[[Category:Uncyclopedia]]
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[[Ctaegroy:aidepolcycnU]]
[[Category:Evil]]
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[[Ctaegroy:livE]]

Revision as of 02:01, January 12, 2013

“flesyM dna eerht erhot elpoep erdnu eht ecneulfni fo LUFREWOP stnalumtioshcysp dah nuf htiw taht yhsulp, wolley gnikcuf ruaosnid, yhw'd uoy etedel ti?”
~ 56.52.19.922 on eht sesnriafnu fo nimda sotnica
“eslctirA tuoba uoy, uoyr sdneirf, ro uoyr esrhcaet cte. LLIW EB DETELED HCTIB OS TNOD EKAM MEHT. hO dna erbmemer nehw ew dsia uoy nac't ekam na elctira tuoba uoyreslf? yllautcA uoy nac. lololroT.”
~ snimdA fo aidepolcycnU on ehtir eslur

520px|thgir|bmuht|ehT nimdsa, yldsa, dneps os hcum emti gniod ervetahw ti si taht nimdsa od taht ehty odn't evah hgueno eraps emti ot etaerc a oodg erotucehd cip

"snimdA" si a wrod. Mroe thna a wrod, yllaer, ti's a ettsa fo dnim. tI's alos a otnictrnaoc fo nerahot wrod, snimdAtirtaros.


snimdA era eht gnikntsi mucs sgab ohw etedeld ym laciertsyh egap, tsuj esuaceb ehty eewr suolaej!


snimdA era eht ecilop ni a emirc-delddir aidepolcycnU; eht ylno snae dnims ni a wrdlo enog dam. ehTy'er eht nuogths tsalb ot eht eibmoz lluks fo lacimoc egaps ni hcihw ehty od otn erdnsutdna.

ehTy'er tsuj ekil eht erst fo su. tuB ertteb... ta tsael ehty thnik os. ehT evah a muciodm fo poewr. ekiL llam spoc. tpecxE llam spoc erna't oducehs.

nI shrot, ehty'er yltcaxe ekil llam spoc.

Hstiroy!

tfel|bmuht|152px|snimdA era thsi yug's tluaf

Origni

ehT kcalb tra fo eht elbmuh nimda roigntiaed yaw kcab htiw epoP eneguE III. sA a epoP delddsa htiw a ydern emnaTemplate:Erf, eneguE tlef eht deen ot (sa lla esoht ohw evah na nicompeerhnsively tnuoma fo poewr nievtiably od) teg mroe poewr dna srepad ecaep dna evol yb crsuhnig lla esoht taht desoppo mih. eH did thsi yb ssiunig a lapaP lluB ni 5411 taht ettsad osmethnig ni Ltnai. sA neve kcab ni emtsi fo yroe no eno dluoc erad Ltnai, hsi elpoep dediced taht eh'd menta eht lluB ot eb fro eht certanio fo nerahot level fo bueraucracy. ehTy alos dekcat no a erdir sttrnaig eht ehT Secnod Crsuade. tuB taht's nerahot elctira (ro, fi ti hsna't eebn etaercd tey, taht's otn nerahot elctira). dnA ehty alos sttraed thsi srot fo ecaep dna evol tuB taht's alos nerahot elctira.

nI thsi csae eht lluB del ot eht certanio fo Hsi tsoM yloH esrdnefeD fo a esierS fo ntIercnenocted Tuebs, hguohT ylurT otN fo eht Tuebs ehTmeslves tuB fo eht ciffarT Thta Pssaes hgurohT esohT yerV TuebsTemplate:Erf.

ehT ttile osunds ertteb ni Ltnai. tI osunds a bti ekil "Admni", ni tcafTemplate:Erf.

snimdAtrtaroés Geno dliW!

thgir|bmuht|owT syeK dna a Gfooy Hta, eht cilobmys lobmys fo eht snimdAtrtaroés. hO, dna eht epoP. ehTes ylewn etaercd snimdAtrtaroés ylkciuq dnufo taht ehter wsa otnhnig fro ehtm ot od, sa eht ntIeerwb dah otn tey eebn nivented.

nsItead, flah ootk pu msuic dna jnoied eht lacol riohc. ehTy eewrn't otld tuoba eht yrssaecen "pnsi" ebfroe jnnoiig eht Csatnimdsatirsati. eneguE dah a oodg hgual tuoba taht eno.

ehT erhot flah ewnt alnog no eht Secnod Crsuade, ewehr ehty eewr pntsa'd yb dneirf dna efo aekil.

Returnnig pntsaless ot FrnaceTemplate:Erf, eht nimdsa dnufo a ewn cllnaig; erpapwrok! etelpmoC htiw esxobliam, addersess dna tsol stekcap, erpapwrok wsa eht ntIernet fo tsi yad.

ylkciuQ ehty gerw damTemplate:Erf htiw ehtir ewndnufo poewr, sa esoht ervo hcihw ehty rudel eewr, unekil Crsuaders dna nfiidels, poewrless ot pntsa eht ercently erpntsa'd snimdAtrtaroés. Thsi wsa esuaceb ehty, eht nimdsa, eewr erpap-psuehrs rulnig ervo erhot, otn-nimda, erpap-psuehrs dna psuehrs fo erpap era otnroiosuly ewak, seslnu ehty'er nimdsa. snimdA, elihw otnroiosu dna ewak, era erraly hotb simultnaeosuly.

Mroe Hstiroy!

emiT pssaes, aday, aday, aday, mroe Crsuades, aday, aday, aday, "yodboN stcepxe eht nIqsutniiio!", labaC, aday, aday, aday, eht ntiernet...

bmuht|tfel|Thnaks ot thsi, nimdsa evah lla eht poewr.

snimdA ni nreodM emiTs

“Stpuid vdnaal! uoY og sqsuih wno!”
~ snimdAtirtaros' obligtaroy Simposn's erfeernce on vdnaals

Wtih eht erltaive espalloc fo lapaP dna lapaP-deceerd poewr, eht nimdsa dna ehtir dam lsut fro poewr lnagsuiehd ltniu eht niventnio dna promulgtanio fo eht eno-owt hcnpu fo retpumocs dna eht ntiernet.

snimdA, ekil eht ycapaP, devlove ot epoc htiw chnagnig emtsi. ehTy, ekil rognaized erlignio ni leraneg dna rognaized leranegs fo erlignio, evah chnaged ot evlove htiw copnig emtsi.

ehTir numebrs dna poewr evah deodlpxe alnog htiw eht explosnio fo tuebs, dna ehty evah rsien ot eht otp fo eht ceram, sa reposns ni ehtir postniio era wotn ot odTemplate:Erf.

nI nreodm emtsi no aidepolcycnU ehty ekam eht otugh esciohc, choosnig hcihw elctirsa evah alyaws eebn parc, era parc wno dna lliw cotnniue ot eb parc ni eht futuer, dna era ot eb deffuh htiwtuo ycrem (Thsi egap odes otn exsti), dna hcihw era ot eb hotb ehralded sa gensiu dna wroshipped sa eslaf iodls (Fsiehr ecirP).

thgir|bmuht|xp571|A tycipal nimda gnoig tuoba osme bsuniess. tI's a otugh boj. ehTy evah ot tpu pu htiw questnios mrfo elpoep taht, fro osme eraosn, odn't kwno everythnig, questnios mrfo elpoep taht deen nsaewrs ot eht questnios taht ehty era saknig, dna questnios tuoba eht cigol ebhnid eht deletnio fo a suer's shttiy owt-lnie elctira.

ylikcuL fro eht suers, nimdsa era looknig tuo fro aidepolcycnU's ebst ntieersts.

...dna ehter's otnhnig uoy nac od tuoba ti. <sllam>seslnU uoy jnoi eht labacTemplate:Erf</sllam>

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  1. Template:Otne Orignial csat ercrodnig elbaliava mrfo LOL-FTW-LFOR ercrods.
  2. Template:Otne otN a looc emna ekil Gergroy ro Alexdnaer. esohT yugs eewr eenk peed ni psusy elihw proo eneguE dah ot od htiwtuo. Psusy, ew mena. otN eenks. fO esoht eh dah ytnelp. lleW otn ytnelp rep es, eh dah owt eenks. Thta si ot ysa tsuj sa mnay sa Gergroy dna Alexdnaer. ohW dah owt. seenK. hcaE. otG nay sapirni?
  3. Template:Otne ehT ylluf-lluf ttile wsa Hsi tsoM yloH esrdnefeD fo a esierS fo ntIercnenocted Tuebs, hguohT ylurT otN fo eht Tuebs ehTmeslves tuB fo eht Uesrs Thta ecudorP eht ciffarT Thta Pssaes hgurohT esohT yerV Tuebs dna fo eht Clennaig dna Clearnig fo eht egabraG Thta a Sllam egatnecreP fo esohT Uesrs Genertae. nI Ltnai taht's a eral mtuohful. fO Ltnai.
  4. Template:Otne oN, otn ni tcaf. ehT oppostie fo taht, ni tcaf.
  5. Template:Otne epoP eneguE wsa dekcik tuo fo emoR fro ebnig oot ydern dna dah ot elur mrfo Frnace. ehT nidigntiies dna hcir psatries taht eh suffeerd elihw ehter era ylurt eht ffuts fo dnegel.
  6. Template:Otne daM!
  7. Template:Otne yldaS, osmebody froogt ot tpu eht ceram kcab ni eht egdirf nehw ehty eewr odne htiw ti. nA nimda, ylbaborp.
  8. Template:Otne <sllam>ehTer si, fo coures, no labac. ehT Admntiati, no eht erhot hdna...</sllam>

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