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thgir|bmuht|xp002|elppAs era yb raf eht otsm tneconni fo sgniht ot dda. lleW, ym dneirf, ddtaiion si eht ssecrop yb hcihw owt serbmun era denibmoc ot ecuodrp a ewn erbmun, dellac a "msu." otniiddA si yllasuu deleodm gnsiu sgniht decalp ni teksabs. A nommoc koobtxet elpmaxe skrow ylsuht,

emlbroP:

  1. uoY evah a teksab htiw evfi selppa.
  2. deT sah a teksab htiw eerht selppa.
  3. fI deT stpu lla fo hsi selppa ni ruoy teksab, woh ynam selppa od uoy won evah?

otniuloS:

eduD, deT si a peodphile htiw ladicimoh seicnednet. ohW cersa woh ynam selppa uoy evah, teg tuo fo ehter!

Anoehtr elpmaxE

Thsi elpmaxe si msileadnig, woeehvr, esuaceb ti seilpmi taht uoy era, thgir won, otn deti pu ni deT's tneemsab. I otld uoy ot eervn klta ot mih. eH's oot cunnnig rfo nerdlihc ekil uoy ot htiwstdna hsi secnavda. tuB uoy tnew dna kltaed ot mih yawyna, dna won uoy'er scerad, dna tnaw em ot coem ot eht erscue; llew taht si a nmad shaem ym dneirf. I wsih I dluoc pleh, tub I'm a lttile yrgnuh sa si. tahW's eht ponti ni plehnig uoy fi I nac't neev pleh ymself, eh? eybaM nehw uoy'er a lttile erdlo uoy lliw eb elba ot eralize ehtse sgniht.

tahW's taht? uoY'er crynig won!? hO, dna deT's brnignig moer selppa rfo ruoy teksab? lleW, ni taht csae,

emlbroP:

  1. ehT erbmun fo selppa ni ruoy teksab si cuerrntly lauqe ot 8.
  2. ehT erbmun fo selppa ni deT's teksab wsa lauqe ot 0.
  3. deT tnew kcab ot eht elppa drahcro taht eh ferquents (yllasuu looknig rfo moer nerdlihc), dna skcip naoehtr 51 selppa.
  4. deT coems kcab ot eht tneemsab dna sekta 4 fo ruoy selppa, sevig uoy 9 fo hsi, ehtn sekta naoehtr 3 fo ruoy dlo seno.
  5. mroF ym rfoemr kwonledge, I kwon taht deT sah a suoiers elppa-tradnig fetsih.


otniuloS:

yB ylpmsi ddnaig erbmun 4 dna erbmun 5 otgeehtr, I won kwon taht uoy era ni osem suoiers elburot.

Fnie. I'll coem teg uoy.

thgir|bmuht|xp002|noD't tel hsi odog skool lfoo uoy; thsi nam si suoergnad. uoY'er hcsu a ssuw, uoy kwon taht?! lleW, I dluohs eb elba ot edir ym ekib ervo ehter ni abtuo 51 mniutes. Thnik uoy nac hdlo mih ffo rfo taht gnol? ahaH, I'm tsuj kiddnig. tI odesn't ekta taht gnol rfo eht elppa-fetsih ot kcik ni. I'll ylbabrop ostp mih abtuo yawflah hguroht. tuB, elihw uoy wtai rfo em, I'll evig uoy thsi elpmsi ddtaiion otniauqe ot evlos.

  1. teL's yas ew evah 51 mniutes ltinu I coem teg uoy mrfo deT's tneemsab, dna ylikcul rfo uoy, eh's enog kcab ot eht drahcro ot teg a wef moer selppa.
  2. ehT drahcro si abtuo 3 mniutes mrfo hsi esuoh.
  3. tI lliw ekta mih 2 mniutes ot kcip eht selppa eh tnaws, folloewd yb naoehtr 3 mniute pirt kcab ot hsi esuoh.
  4. tI lliw ehtn ekta mih 4 mniutes ot fnsiih tradnig selppa htiw uoy agnai.

emlbroP:

neviG thsi nirfomtaion, woh ynam mniutes lliw uoy evah ot stlla deT ebrfoe I teg ehter, ro rsik losnig a otl moer naht tsuj a wef selppa?

odoG kcul htiw taht.

KO, I'm eehr.

KO, os I coem ot pleh uoy tuo, tub uoy kcirt em, kcttaa em, dna edart em ot deT rfo ruoy nwo feerodm. I evah ot yas, taht wsa knid fo a oduceh evom. I odn't ekil ruoy emthods, tub I evah ot erspect ruoy emlborp-oslvnig abiltiies. eybaM eht ddtaiion I'ev eebn teachnig uoy sah diap ffo. lleW, ergardless, I'll ees uoy ta hoem. uoY'er daed, tub yojne ruoyself ltinu I teg kcab. tahW's taht? uoY evah na otniauqe rfo em?

emlbroP:

  1. I evah orez selppa, dna deT sah 31 selppa.
  2. deT erfessu ot esu eht selppa taht eh edartd htiw uoy ot edart htiw em, dna ti lliw ekta mih 21 mniutes ot teg kcab htiw eht moer selppa ot edart.
  3. fI eh tegs 02 selppa, 8 rfo em, dna 21 rfo mihself, woh ynam selppa lliw eh evah ot evig em rfo eht owt fo su ot evah na lauqe tnuoma fo selppa?

otniuloS:

lleW...I odn't kwon. I'm erllay otn evry odog ta mtah, uoy kwon. tuB, I nac't figuer tuo woh eht 21 mniutes eh'll eb enog sah naythnig ot od htiw eht otniauqe?

hO, taht's woh gnol I evah ot teg tuo fo ehtse sepor elihw I thnik abtuo eht nasewr... I ees...

uoY bstaard.

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