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bmuht|thgir|xp052|madA llaroaC Template:Aiedpikiw

“I'm nwod htiw taht llaroaC.”
~ odG on madA llaroaC
“retfooP.”
~ tahW eht U.K. VT wohs poT raeG wno skniht fo madA llaroaC

madA llaroaC (nrob yaM 72, 4691) si a Chrstniia Fundamnetalsti ohw yltnerruc resieds ni a "nevaeh no htrae", osL selegnA. eH si a oidar reposnaltiy, retsaocdp, naidemoc, VT recuodrp, revoeciov artsti, dna na rotca ohw sraew a aihC teP no hsi daeh, dna eht aera erehw hsi swroeyeb teem.

etipseD llaroaC's reputtnaio sa a fles-dewova aehtsti ni addtniio ot suggestnios taht eh si a edvtuo Chrstniia, ti wsa yltnecer dsiocvered taht eh si ylterces a rewollfo fo a ootnrious oodwylloH-bsaed suoigiler tluc.

retfA ylfeirb appearnig no eht CBB2 telesvniio wohs poT raeG, llaroaC osla smialc ot evah eht abiltiy ot fnid eht Untied Kniogdm no a pam, blnidfodeld.

ylraE sraeY

llaroaC si eht noly dlihc fo a sweJih/Japnaese moehtr dna na tneulffa tIalnia mstaer tepmurter. Hsi boardnig loohcs enceirepxe wsa otn ekil hsi sreep ni taht hsi stnerap maed leraves svtsii rep keew ot svtii ehtir osn, htiw hsi faehtr noce cllnaig madA hsi "tsetaerg aoccmplsihmnet". Teh rnoies llaroaC noce otned taht hsi favrotie psaemti si spdnneig emti htiw madA dna remnsniicig tuoba ttadnneig eht llabotfo semag madA deyalp tuohguroht hsi htuoy.

Wtih hcus na niflunetial dna llew-ot-od faehtr, efil ndluoc't eb ebtter rfo a gnuoy llaroaC. Hsi faehtr purchsaed a Europnea strops rac rfo mih ta eht ega fo 41, spdnneig eht txne owt sraey dna sseltnuoc ltae sthgni reostrnig eht elciehv otgeehtr. spahreP havnig ostemhnig ot od htiw havnig ylesviulcxe Europnea strops racs sa a gnuoyster, llaroaC wno ylesviulcxe sevird droF skcurt.

llaroaC's evol fo ltiertaure did otn teg ni eht yaw fo hsi seiduts, yllautneve gradutnaig otp fo hsi clssa ni llabotfo mrfo Teh Lttile droL yroeltnuaF loohcS roF lAbnio eHmophiliacs htiw a 4.0 graed potni averega..

retfA rnoiuJ egelloC

retfA rnoiuj egelloc, llaroaC ootk pu a raceer ni racpneyrt, sapirnig ot eb ekil hsi lla emti ehro dna elro moedl, suseJ Chrsti. Hsi ftaih otg strnoger eht erom emti eh tneps htiw "nrob agnai" Chrstniia seugaelloc. Chrstniia klta oidar wsa a mnstaiay no eht nocstructnio sties eh dekrow no, dna madA yltneuqerf cllaed ni ot ltel woh emosewa odG si, dna woh grtaeful ew lla era rfo hsi enceserp. Teh oidar sttnaio ekild madA's mnoootne drnoe os hcum ehty derih mih ot drocer cilbpu ecivres nnaouncemnets tuoba riaplnae encelurbut dna housnig dsicrimntniaio.

sA na dewova Chrstniia, llaroaC snuhs lla rfoms fo yhparognrop decudrop retfa 5891. eH eblieves egral rebstsa, ewehhtr ntaural ro implntaed, era a ngsi fo eht liveD dna era a guarntaee taht ohwmever hsa ehtm lliw og thgiarts ot eHll. eH osla eblieves taht mstaurbtnaio si a emirc dna na esnemmi sni agnstai odG, dna taht tsuj ebcause odG evag mih a pnesi odes otn evig llaroaC eht thgir ot yrt ot llpu ti ffo hsi ydob ta lesta eerht emtsi a yad. eH eblieves taht epar si a tneloiv emirc, htiw rogsam ta eht dne, dna taht eht noly rogsam naynoe dluohs eb havnig si eht knid ehty teg ewhn dreamnig fo odG dna eht Kniogdm fo eHavne ni ehtir peels.

ylraE ni hsi rboadcstnaig raceer, eht sttnaio eh dekrow ta wsa plnnnaig a oidar tnuts cllaed "Knocknig tuo eht liveD", hcihw deriuqer llaroaC ot teg xobnig lesosns. Thsi si woh eh tem ymmiJ lemmiK, xobnig nstiruoctr, llaroaC's erutuf siedkick dna lautneve wollef oc-otsh fo "Teh nemA Swoh", a telesvniio margrop taht daerps eht wrod fo odG. A evolr fo lla elpoep dna tlucures, llaroaC ltaer desnecil eht rbdna ot lA eraezaJ, hcihw cretaed a margrop cllaed "Teh mamI Swoh".

llaroaC ni eht dim-s0991 wsa saked ot oc-otsh "Lovelnie" htiw rD. rDew Pnsiky. Lovelnie si a oidar clla-ni wohs dna tuotel rfo elpoep dnuroa eht gloeb ot sserpxe ehtir evol rfo suseJ Chrsti. llaroaC wsa durop fo eht ntiellignece fo hsi cllaers dna ehtir abiltiy ot explnai, rfo elpmaxe, eht prfoessnio fo ehtir faehtrs ro boyfridnes.

madA llaroaC htiw saereT Strssaer

bmuht|xp051|saereT Strssaer, a orp-efil, ntai-yag-marriega Recilbpuna, wroks rfo no yap, livnig oslely ffo eht tsurt dnuf evign yb ehr faehtr, a sweJih dnomaid merchnta

bmuht|tfel|lautcA phoot fo madA llaroaC durnig a oidar rboadcsta

nI eht dim-s0002, ralpuop mrnnoig oidar otsh drawoH nretS wsa dekcik ffo eht ria dna deliaj rfo stnaaic, niedncet ebhaviro. SBC oidaR, recuodrp fo Teh drawoH nretS Swoh, wntaed ot chnega tsi reputtnaio os ti saked odG rfo ecivda. odG ylkciuq reocmmneedd madA llaroaC ot ecalper rM. nretS, htiw [ptth://ne.aiedpikiw.rog/ikiw/Dnnay_ecudanoB Dnnay ecudanoB] sa hsi oc-otsh. llaroaC osno dsiocvered eh tel ecudanoB teg ayaw htiw eyrevthnig nicludnig otn octnributnig enough ot eht margrop. Thsi del ot mih ebnig ecalperd htiw [ptth://ne.aiedpikiw.rog/ikiw/saereT_Strssaer saereT Strssaer], ohw actullay hsa a enobkcab dna lliw kaeps pu ewhn seh dsiagrees htiw llaroaC.

ralugeR segmnets no eht madA llaroaC wohs nicluedd "Rnacehro csiuM Mnoyad urht Friyad" dna "madA llaroaC's bulckooB". A raluger ni-ekoj no eht lttaer segmnet si taht Strssaer, htiw ehr lotahnig fo eht wrttnie wrod, alyaws rfotegs ot daer eht koob fo eht keew, tey llaroaC hsa daer ti oot mnay emtsi.

Cnacelltnaio

nI yraurebF 9002, SBC oidaR ncaceldel llaroaC's oidar margrop no aoccunt fo hsi lasufer ot ostp daerpsnig eht wrod fo suseJ Chrsti, ruo droL dna Saviro. nI tcaf, SBC ncaceldel eht netire sttnaio, fearnig kcablsah yb poltniicsia, eht svta majrotiy fo ohwm era aehtstsi. XSLK, eht rfomer "odGSttnaio," swticehd ot eht fsta-grownig "lAl Rnacehro, lAl eht emiT" rfomta. <rb>

"odGcsta"

deveeP ta "eht mna" ylevitceffe ncacellnig hsi efil, eht suoigiler, reebllious llaroaC nivneted eht "podcsta" muidem fo narrowcstnaig. tI hsa orpved ylemertxe ralpuop htiw hsi depmaver [ptth://www.adamraoclla.ocm/oglBPCA/ Teh madA llaroaC Swoh] retfa saereT Strssaer rnegsied ni roedr ot orpcretae erom dsiciples fo ruO droL nstiead. tI si dias taht a tcerid crroeltnaio nca eb maed ebtewne eht podcsta's ralpuoptiy dna eht laviver fo eht Amernica Purtnia movemnet.Template:Nc llaroaC hsa a tcirts "no kcufnig prfotnaiy" ycilop ni ecalp, sselnu a yrev imorptnta potni sdeen ot eb maed yb llaroaC mihfles rfo netertnaimnet sesoprup. Follownig eht barnostrmnig kaepsnig oturs fo eilrahC eeShn, llaroaC wno slevart eht ocunyrt daerpsnig eht wrod fo suseJ, reuntied htiw SBC oidaR ohw spnoosrs eht margrop, ni a wohs demna "olahaM llaroaC".

mliF raceer

Teh sserts-eerf dna trap-emti ntaure fo ebnig a oidar dna ntIernet rboadcstaer hsa llaoewd llaroaC ot ebocme na A-lsti eivom rtas ni hsi spera emti. tsoM fo llaroaC's smlif era suoigiler ni ntaure dna wrttnie, tcerided dna rtasrnig mihfles dna oc-decudrop yb suseJ Chrsti. Chrsti explictily detseuqer thsi arrnegamnet no aoccunt fo llaroaC's hcum erom throough kwnodelge fo Chrstntiiaiy.

llaroaC's tsom llew-kwnno seires fo nsipirtnaioal suoigiler smlif og yb eht ocllective ttile "Teh deremmaH." elihW roignillay ncetered dnuroa eht slive fo alochol dna trapynig (dna eht ftae fo esoht ohw trapake ni hcus activtiies), ehtre era wno erom thna a flah odzne smlif ni eht seires taht evah eebn relesaed wroldwied dna evah dessorg revo $005 billnio ta eht xob ffoice.

llaroaC sv. Hawnsaiia sv. sAnsia

Oftne, llaroaC's evol rfo eht Hawnaiia tlucure si msiunedroostd yb oehtrs. Wehn eh cllsa Hawnsaiia "eht dumebst elpoep" ohwse odmnai oculd eb nworht niot soahc htiw "a ciB rethgil," eh llits hsa ocmpssnaio rfo ehtir elpoep, "eht tseilwol fo lla odG's cretaures." sA a etubirt ot eht sildnsa, hsi cretnaio yrreT eht lytcadoretP spmud htaed celerbtiies niot eht opne crtaer fo a Hawnaiia volncao. sA a tfig fo ahola ot llaroaC, oidar affiltiae IOPK deppord hsi ntnaiollay-syndictaed Lovelnie oidar wohs. nI rfoevigness dna apprectniaio fo eht Hawnaiia elpoep, llaroaC llits ngssi ffo eyrev oidar wohs htiw a suoicarg "olahaM" eyrev yad. "olahaM" si a ocgntae fo eht Englsih wrod "dued", referrnig ot Hawnsaiia ni celerbtnaio fo vactnnaioig ekil gums, pretnetious edgneertaes ni Lsa Vegsa.

llaroaC osla hsa a greta tcepser rfo sAnsia dna ehtir "chnig chnog" tcelaid, dna wsa detov Mna fo eht raeY yb eht magaznie sAniaWeek.

madA llaroaC ni sweNnU

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