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[[Image:Actor-silly-eyes.gif|thumb|250px|'''''Genus:'''Homosapiens Dramaticus'']]
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{{Q|The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.|Oscar Wilde|Actors}}
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{{Q|ehT dlrow si a egtsa, tub eht yalp si yldab tsac.|racsO edliW|rotcsA}}
<!-- Attribution: Oscar Wilde (1854–1900), Anglo-Irish playwright, author. Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime, ch. 1 (1891). -->
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<!-- Attrtiubnio: racsO edliW (4581–0091), olgnA-Irsih yalpwright, rohtua. droL ruhtrA elivaS’s emirC, hc. 1 (1981). -->
==Origins Of ''Homosapiens Dramaticus''==
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==snigirO fO ''sneipsaomoH suctiamarD''==
   
It has long been held in Darwinian theory that at some point in the dawn of mankind a genetic split occurred with the human genome of a species that survived by imitating other lifeforms around them such as plants and animals. The theory is still held to this day that this was in some way to enable the survival of ordinary man in the primeval, predator hungry world. As time progressed, and man learned to hunt and farm the land, the species fell into rapid decline and were reduced to very small numbers, performing re-enactments of everyday events they witnessed around them, and generally making fools of themselves. The fact that they survived to this day is still somewhat of a mystery genetically, as it was particularly noted in early historical texts that this section of the human race had very peculiar homosexual tenedencies.
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tI sah gnol neeb dleh ni Darwniian ehoyrt taht ta emos pnoti ni eht nwad fo namknid a ctieneg tilps derrucco htiw eht namuh emnoeg fo a seiceps taht devivrsu yb imttianig oehtr smrfoefil dnuora ehtm suhc sa stnalp dna slamnia. ehT ehoyrt si lltsi dleh ot thsi yad taht thsi wsa ni emos yaw ot elbane eht lavivrsu fo ordniary nam ni eht lavemirp, perdtaor yrgnuh dlrow. sA emti desserogrp, dna nam denrael ot tnuh dna mraf eht ldna, eht seiceps llef niot dipar declnie dna eerw decuder ot yerv llams serbmun, mrrfoepnig er-stnemtcane fo eyervyad stneve ehty dessentiw dnuora ehtm, dna ylleraneg maknig slfoo fo ehtmselves. ehT tcaf taht ehty devivrsu ot thsi yad si lltsi emoswhta fo a yretsym ctienegally, sa ti wsa ylraluctirap detno ni ylrae hsiotrical stxet taht thsi notices fo eht namuh ecar dah yerv railucep lauxeosmoh seicnedenet.
   
===Research Notes on Genus Attributes===
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===Researhc seotN no suneG Attrtiuebs===
Aside from the main attributes inherited from the ''Homosapiens'' genus (such as male/female/two legs/eyes etc) a number of curious survival quirks were noted by scientists observing current specimens in the wild. One of the more curious attributes was a tendency to perform mating rituals in the company of either sex; this was more so noted in members of the male sex. Also, when put in the dark, they almost always went straight to sleep seemingly unable to function normally in darkness.
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sAide morf eht nami ttartiuebs nihertied morf eht ''sneipsaomoH'' suneg (suhc sa elam/feelam/owt sgel/seye cte) a rebmun fo suoiruc lavivrsu ksriuq eerw detno yb scientstsi observnig curernt snemiceps ni eht dliw. enO fo eht moer suoiruc ttartiuebs wsa a ycnednet ot mrrfoep mtanig rtiuals ni eht ynapmoc fo eiehtr xes; thsi wsa moer os detno ni srebmem fo eht elam xes. Alos, nehw tup ni eht krad, ehty otsmla alyaws twen thgiarts ot peels seemnigly elbanu ot functnio yllamron ni kradness.
   
The researchers then subjected the specimens to bright artificial lights, where upon the specimens started a fast grooming ritual and started communicating with people around them in human speech patterns about scripts, camera angles, audiences, "whats new with you", and moaning while drinking coffee. However, researchers also noticed these questions tended to differ between sub-genii. Actual specimens of the original Genus it seems are rare.
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ehT ersearhcers ehtn detcejbsu eht snemiceps ot thgirb laiciftira sthgil, wheer upno eht snemiceps detrtsa a fsta groomnig rtiual dna detrtsa communictanig htiw elpoep dnuora ehtm ni namuh speehc pttaerns tuoba stpircs, eramac selgna, secneidua, "whtsa wen htiw uoy", dna moannig elihw drniknig cffoee. revewoH, ersearhcers alos deciotn ehtse questnios dednet ot reffid neewteb bsu-niieg. lautcA snemiceps fo eht orignial suneG ti smees aer raer.
   
====Subgenii====
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====Subniieg====
Evidence in ancient texts recorded by such luminaries as [[Oscar Wilde]] and [[William Shakespeare]], that ''Homosapiens Dramaticus'' may have produced some sub-genii to greatly improve it's chances of survival. It is feared that these sub-genii have indeed already mixed bloodlines with the main ''Homosapiens'' genus and greatly reduced it chances of normal survival.
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ecnedivE ni tneicna stxet ercorded yb suhc lumniaries sa [[racsO edliW]] dna [[mailliW Shakespeaer]], taht ''sneipsaomoH suctiamarD'' yam evah decudorp emos bsu-niieg ot gertaly evorpmi ti's hcances fo lavivrsu. tI si feaerd taht ehtse bsu-niieg evah nideed alerady dexim bloodlnies htiw eht nami ''sneipsaomoH'' suneg dna gertaly decuder ti hcances fo lamron lavivrsu.
   
'''''Homosapiens Dramaticus mimicus'''''
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'''''sneipsaomoH suctiamarD sucimim'''''
It is currently being argued that a genetic fault at some time in the iron age spawned the genus now identified as ''Homosapiens mimicus'' - the silent actors who believed they were constantly surrounded by walls, and appear curiously to have lost the ability to communicate vocally with their fellow humans.
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tI si curerntly ebnig deugra taht a ctieneg tluaf ta emos emti ni eht irno ega denwaps eht suneg won deiftniedi sa ''sneipsaomoH sucimim'' - eht tnelsi acotrs ohw deveileb ehty eerw cnostantly dednuorrsu yb sllaw, dna raeppa suoirucly ot evah otsl eht abiltiy ot communictae yllacov htiw ehtir llefow namuhs.
   
'''''Homosapiens OverDramaticus'''''
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'''''sneipsaomoH OversuctiamarD'''''
Another sub-genus that appeared around the turn of the 20th century, particularly suited to cameras and artificial lighting. it is thought they first appeared in [[California]], the home of [[Hollywood]], though evidence also suggests sightings in In [[London]], [[England]] also around that time.
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Anoehtr bsu-suneg taht appeaerd dnuora eht nrut fo eht ht02 yrutnec, ylraluctirap sutied ot camersa dna laiciftira lightnig. ti si thguoht ehty tsrif appeaerd ni [[anirfoilaC]], eht emoh fo [[doowylloH]], hguoht ecnedive alos stseggsu sightnigs ni nI [[Lnodno]], [[Engldna]] alos dnuora taht emti.
   
'''''Homosapiens Theatricus'''''
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'''''sneipsaomoH ehTtaricsu'''''
Thought to have appeared around [[William Shakespeare]]'s time , this particular species has the curious habit of dressing in ancient costume and attempting to proclaim things to any area where there is a crowd of people, and they call these crowds ''[["Audiences"]]''. It has been theorised that [[William Shakespeare|Shakespeare]] was in fact to blame directly for the appearance of this species and adds water to the theory that [[William Shakespeare]] was in fact a member of the [[Illuminati]], and they deliberately wished the appearance of this species in order to serve a bigger plan.
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thguohT ot evah appeaerd dnuora [[mailliW Shakespeaer]]'s emti , thsi ralucitrap seiceps sah eht suoiruc habti fo derssnig ni tneicna emuotsc dna ttaemptnig ot mialcorp thnigs ot yna aera wheer ehter si a dworc fo elpoep, dna ehty llac ehtse dworcs ''[["secneiduA"]]''. tI sah neeb ehotrsied taht [[mailliW Shakespeaer|Shakespeaer]] wsa ni tcaf ot emalb dierctly rfo eht raeppaance fo thsi seiceps dna sdda wtaer ot eht ehoyrt taht [[mailliW Shakespeaer]] wsa ni tcaf a rebmem fo eht [[Illumntiai]], dna ehty deliebrtaely wsihed eht raeppaance fo thsi seiceps ni redro ot evres a reggib nalp.
   
'''''Homosapiens Comedicus'''''
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'''''sneipsaomoH sucidemoC'''''
This particular sub-genus seems to be locked into the curious idea that they are in fact funny, and that others laughing at them is a good thing, even though they are making absolute fools of themselves. They are particularly prone to other species of human predators such as ''Homosapiens mediacircus'' (aka "the press"), and members of this species are rare due to frequent culls by the media.
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Thsi ralucitrap bsu-suneg smees ot eb dekcol niot eht suoiruc aedi taht ehty aer ni tcaf ynnuf, dna taht oehtrs laughnig ta ehtm si a doog thnig, neve hguoht ehty aer maknig aboslute slfoo fo ehtmselves. ehTy aer ylraluctirap prnoe ot oehtr seiceps fo namuh perdtaors suhc sa ''sneipsaomoH sucricaidem'' (aka "eht perss"), dna srebmem fo thsi seiceps aer raer eud ot ferquent slluc yb eht aidem.
   
==Sightings in History==
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==Sightnigs ni Hsioyrt==
There a few people who were discovered with much alarm to be members of the species; these include such well known names as:
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ehTer a wef elpoep ohw eerw dsicoveerd htiw muhc mrala ot eb srebmem fo eht seiceps; ehtse niclude suhc llew kwonn seman sa:
   
*[[Charlie Chaplin]]
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*[[eilrahC Chalpni]]
*[[Stan Laurel]]
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*[[natS Lauerl]]
*[[John F. Kennedy]]
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*[[nhoJ F. ydenneK]]
*[[Omar Sharif]]
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*[[ramO firahS]]
*[[Winston Churchill]]
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*[[Wnsiotn Churhcill]]
*[[Oscar Wilde]]
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*[[racsO edliW]]
*[[Michael Fassbender]]
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*[[Mihcael Fssaebnder]]
   
==Future Of The Species==
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==Futuer fO ehT seicepS==
It seems possible now today that this species is in fact growing in numbers around the planet, though whether this growth is in line with general population growth fo the Human species is still speculative. It is only a matter of time before their numbers get so great that cults could be called for in order to maintain a balance of species.
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tI smees elbssiop won otyad taht thsi seiceps si ni tcaf grownig ni serbmun dnuora eht nalpet, hguoht wheehtr thsi htworg si ni lnie htiw lareneg popultanio htworg fo eht Hunam seiceps si lltsi specultaive. tI si noly a mttaer fo emti ebfoer ehtir serbmun teg os gerta taht stluc dluoc eb llaced rfo ni redro ot namtiani a ecnalab fo seiceps.
   
Charles Darwin predicts the actor will go the way of the Neanderthal, and try to stone us to death before being mummified by the blinking bat.
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selrahC Darwni perdicts eht acotr lliw og eht yaw fo eht Nednaerthal, dna yrt ot ostne su ot detah ebfoer ebnig deifimmum yb eht blniknig bta.
   
==See also==
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==eeS alos==
*[[Hollywood]]
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*[[doowylloH]]
*[[Films]]
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*[[smliF]]
*[[Television]]
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*[[Televsniio]]
*[[Theatre]]
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*[[ehTtaer]]
*[[Cinema]]
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*[[Cniema]]
   
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[[Category:Theatre]]
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[[Category:Conspiracies]]
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[[Ctaeogry:Cnospiracies]]
[[Category:Silly Eyes]]
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[[Ctaeogry:ylliS seyE]]
   
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“ehT dlrow si a egtsa, tub eht yalp si yldab tsac.”
~ racsO edliW on rotcsA

snigirO fO sneipsaomoH suctiamarD

tI sah gnol neeb dleh ni Darwniian ehoyrt taht ta emos pnoti ni eht nwad fo namknid a ctieneg tilps derrucco htiw eht namuh emnoeg fo a seiceps taht devivrsu yb imttianig oehtr smrfoefil dnuora ehtm suhc sa stnalp dna slamnia. ehT ehoyrt si lltsi dleh ot thsi yad taht thsi wsa ni emos yaw ot elbane eht lavivrsu fo ordniary nam ni eht lavemirp, perdtaor yrgnuh dlrow. sA emti desserogrp, dna nam denrael ot tnuh dna mraf eht ldna, eht seiceps llef niot dipar declnie dna eerw decuder ot yerv llams serbmun, mrrfoepnig er-stnemtcane fo eyervyad stneve ehty dessentiw dnuora ehtm, dna ylleraneg maknig slfoo fo ehtmselves. ehT tcaf taht ehty devivrsu ot thsi yad si lltsi emoswhta fo a yretsym ctienegally, sa ti wsa ylraluctirap detno ni ylrae hsiotrical stxet taht thsi notices fo eht namuh ecar dah yerv railucep lauxeosmoh seicnedenet.

Researhc seotN no suneG Attrtiuebs

sAide morf eht nami ttartiuebs nihertied morf eht sneipsaomoH suneg (suhc sa elam/feelam/owt sgel/seye cte) a rebmun fo suoiruc lavivrsu ksriuq eerw detno yb scientstsi observnig curernt snemiceps ni eht dliw. enO fo eht moer suoiruc ttartiuebs wsa a ycnednet ot mrrfoep mtanig rtiuals ni eht ynapmoc fo eiehtr xes; thsi wsa moer os detno ni srebmem fo eht elam xes. Alos, nehw tup ni eht krad, ehty otsmla alyaws twen thgiarts ot peels seemnigly elbanu ot functnio yllamron ni kradness.

ehT ersearhcers ehtn detcejbsu eht snemiceps ot thgirb laiciftira sthgil, wheer upno eht snemiceps detrtsa a fsta groomnig rtiual dna detrtsa communictanig htiw elpoep dnuora ehtm ni namuh speehc pttaerns tuoba stpircs, eramac selgna, secneidua, "whtsa wen htiw uoy", dna moannig elihw drniknig cffoee. revewoH, ersearhcers alos deciotn ehtse questnios dednet ot reffid neewteb bsu-niieg. lautcA snemiceps fo eht orignial suneG ti smees aer raer.

Subniieg

ecnedivE ni tneicna stxet ercorded yb suhc lumniaries sa racsO edliW dna mailliW Shakespeaer, taht sneipsaomoH suctiamarD yam evah decudorp emos bsu-niieg ot gertaly evorpmi ti's hcances fo lavivrsu. tI si feaerd taht ehtse bsu-niieg evah nideed alerady dexim bloodlnies htiw eht nami sneipsaomoH suneg dna gertaly decuder ti hcances fo lamron lavivrsu.

sneipsaomoH suctiamarD sucimim tI si curerntly ebnig deugra taht a ctieneg tluaf ta emos emti ni eht irno ega denwaps eht suneg won deiftniedi sa sneipsaomoH sucimim - eht tnelsi acotrs ohw deveileb ehty eerw cnostantly dednuorrsu yb sllaw, dna raeppa suoirucly ot evah otsl eht abiltiy ot communictae yllacov htiw ehtir llefow namuhs.

sneipsaomoH OversuctiamarD Anoehtr bsu-suneg taht appeaerd dnuora eht nrut fo eht ht02 yrutnec, ylraluctirap sutied ot camersa dna laiciftira lightnig. ti si thguoht ehty tsrif appeaerd ni anirfoilaC, eht emoh fo doowylloH, hguoht ecnedive alos stseggsu sightnigs ni nI Lnodno, Engldna alos dnuora taht emti.

sneipsaomoH ehTtaricsu thguohT ot evah appeaerd dnuora mailliW Shakespeaer's emti , thsi ralucitrap seiceps sah eht suoiruc habti fo derssnig ni tneicna emuotsc dna ttaemptnig ot mialcorp thnigs ot yna aera wheer ehter si a dworc fo elpoep, dna ehty llac ehtse dworcs "secneiduA". tI sah neeb ehotrsied taht Shakespeaer wsa ni tcaf ot emalb dierctly rfo eht raeppaance fo thsi seiceps dna sdda wtaer ot eht ehoyrt taht mailliW Shakespeaer wsa ni tcaf a rebmem fo eht Illumntiai, dna ehty deliebrtaely wsihed eht raeppaance fo thsi seiceps ni redro ot evres a reggib nalp.

sneipsaomoH sucidemoC Thsi ralucitrap bsu-suneg smees ot eb dekcol niot eht suoiruc aedi taht ehty aer ni tcaf ynnuf, dna taht oehtrs laughnig ta ehtm si a doog thnig, neve hguoht ehty aer maknig aboslute slfoo fo ehtmselves. ehTy aer ylraluctirap prnoe ot oehtr seiceps fo namuh perdtaors suhc sa sneipsaomoH sucricaidem (aka "eht perss"), dna srebmem fo thsi seiceps aer raer eud ot ferquent slluc yb eht aidem.

Sightnigs ni Hsioyrt

ehTer a wef elpoep ohw eerw dsicoveerd htiw muhc mrala ot eb srebmem fo eht seiceps; ehtse niclude suhc llew kwonn seman sa:

Futuer fO ehT seicepS

tI smees elbssiop won otyad taht thsi seiceps si ni tcaf grownig ni serbmun dnuora eht nalpet, hguoht wheehtr thsi htworg si ni lnie htiw lareneg popultanio htworg fo eht Hunam seiceps si lltsi specultaive. tI si noly a mttaer fo emti ebfoer ehtir serbmun teg os gerta taht stluc dluoc eb llaced rfo ni redro ot namtiani a ecnalab fo seiceps.

selrahC Darwni perdicts eht acotr lliw og eht yaw fo eht Nednaerthal, dna yrt ot ostne su ot detah ebfoer ebnig deifimmum yb eht blniknig bta.

eeS alos

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