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Acne, is a gay way to say facial herpes. It is also known as "pimples", "zits" or "pizza-face" (derogatory). Acne is most amusing to others when it is at its worst. The larger the pimple, the more amusing.
The afflicted are able to spend endless hours in front of a mirror, squeezing with fingers or a variety of tools. This painstakingly replaces major temporary disfigurement with minor permanent disfigurement. Popping pimples has been referred to as the American "national pastime" and has led to marketing attempts to capitalize on the craze, such as soda "pop."
edit Backne (baack-knee)
This takes the pimple-popping to orgy levels, where numerous participants can "squeeze the crap out of" the gruesome bumps upon the backs of their friends. Usually, in such an exercise, the participants will all be familiar with each other. However, there are a few clubs where, one can perform the bubble-busting with strangers, heightening the excitement. With a strictly over-21 door policy, teenagers without the cash to bribe the doormen are routinely refused access to these exclusive clubs. Driven crazy by acne and desperate for someone (anyone) to pop the pus right out of their pock marked faces, it has been reported that increasing numbers of howling underaged pimple-heads are indiscriminately offering themselves as "zit zombies" to strangers on darkened street corners.
With the proliferation of these groups, also comes another, morally-deprived group, known as the acne prostitute. These low-life men and women will whore themselves on the street, offering their zits for popping for a nominal fee. If you are interested in a night with one of these people, you can find them in the seediest part of any major population center. Of course, protection is a must: gloves.In 2008 scientists at the South Harmon Institute of Technology preformed studies that prove that 99.99% of acne patients have AIDS.
edit Fool's-cne (a.k.a. fools-cne)fool's gold, Maurro declared this type of bump as "fool's-cne".
One way to recognize this condition is a large, red bump, which has no white apex or summit. These should always be squeezed. The pus, having no real escape to freedom, will be forced out of the zit and into the surrounding skin, developing into many, many, many more pimples for your pleasure. The above photo is one of the more successful competitors in the International Freakshow. but really now sterny has really good acne
edit Blackheadshardcore (yet meaningful) has sold over a four million albums. The group is composed purely of Caucasians (as this race has the most inspiration on their face). Hit titles included "Don't Burst My Bubble, Unless It's On My Face," "Thorn in My Side, Pimple On My Ass," and "My Skin Has a Story To Tell."
The Blackheads have been criticised by the Church of Scientology for their "verbally graphic" lyrics which depict women as zit-slaves. According to Women's Rights Coallition, their music is "...wrongfully objectifying women, lowering them to the role of a zit-slave, for which men are already perfectly suited." MADD, expanding their horizons, is boycotting The Blackheads, stating in a press-conference that "the latest album is promoting squeezing acne while intoxicated, which will only lead to serious injury or death." Not wanting to be outdone, the Women's Rights Coalition President Tom Cruise said in his Pidcast, "What The Blackheads are doing is wrong, just wrong...shit my ass hurts..."
edit Conjoined twins
This is the most severe form of acne. Typically, this condition occurs when the offending pimple becomes a fast-growing tumour. If left untreated, the tumour attempts to grow into another person, and will try to separate from the original person. However, this is a nearly impossible task, and the now-intelligent pimple will be happy to remain hanging off of the diseased person. These pimples are beyond bursting, and unless properly removed, could result in the death of the host. Invariably, the parasite is left alone. While the intelligent pimple might make great company, they also make sex awkward.
edit Acne in the media
Since 2003, there has been a momentum building in the media, which centres around various aspects of acne. It began when Oprah did a four-part special, entitled Dealing with Acne. This was quickly followed by a spoof-special on the Conan O'Brien Show, entitled "Acne Sufferers, the Bain of Society". Of course, this triggered a massive wave reality shows (just about anything stupid will trigger this). These included Survivor, Volcano Face, ', and Largest Acne Bump in the World.