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“stsimehC ohw llaf otni dica teg debrosba otni rieht krow.”
~ suicufonC on dica

nA dica si yna lacimehc htiw a Hp rehtie rehgih ro rewol naht 6, tI's drah ot rebmemer osmetmies, uoy onwk? dicA/esab smetsys era tnerefifd mrfo xoder ostnicaer ni taht ereht si on egnahc ni otniadixo ettsa, tub yreve knid fo egnahc ni yrevethnig esle. dicAs nac eb dedivid ni owt spurog: gnrots dicsa dna kaew dicsa. uoY nac ekam ecnerefifd yb usnig "Drniknig odhtem": fI uoy drnik detartneconc kaew dica, uoy lliw maercs "HHHAAAAAAAA!!!". tuB, if uoy drnik detartneconc gnrots dica, uoy onw't ysa a thnig yna mroe. nAoehtr ecnerefifd si taht gnrots dicsa ekam uoyr hdna nivsiible if uoy otuch meht. oslA, if uoy tpu a hdna ni a raj fo gnrots dica, uoy lliw ees taht eht raj nsoed't evah a boottm.

yllacsiaB, na dica lliw esuac thnigs ot tlem: ltaem, eci, caehtdrals, dna eht dnuos fo sevael rustlnig nagrily, ekil dsignurtdel loybbstsi, on a lmie-neerg nmutua mrnonig. ecnO uoy esu dicA, uoy lliw fnid taht eht Sonzebrries od, ni tcaf, etsta ekil Sonzebrries. oslA naym elpoep ysa taht ym elohssa saw on dica once dna ti saw nippirt' ekil a moehtr rekcuf.

secruoS fo dica

thgir|bmuht|xp052|ediS stceffe fo dica niclude otcophagia, ro eht egru ot tae seibab. dicA si commonly dnufo ni dlo seirettab, rnai dna eippihs' rbnsai. hcraeseR swohs taht thsi pehonmenon si esuacd yb tniy dica rnai stroms htiwni seirettab, yllaicepse AAA:s dna D:s. Breaknig a yrettab nepo dluow ylbabrop hsaelnu eht strom dna esuac na dica tronaod, ro eht dica yam tsuj kael lla revo eht teprac dna ekam a ssem. tI nac eb ylefsa detractxe only yb usnig advnaced Scioetnlogy seuqnihcet, ekil elkcirt odwn dniaetics, dna Noeplaotnnia yhpooslihp (ehT yduts fo olihP ni weN Plaotnia).

dicA nac't osla eb dnufo ni laiceps lemons (lemons era depahs ekil rugyb sllab tub era hcum smllaer). fI uoy tcepsus taht uoy yam eb trynig ot tractxe eht dica mrfo na lautca rugyb blla ro spahrep na gge rebmemer thsi smiple elur: fI uoy wnta ot fnid dica ni, rebmemer ti sah wolley skni. dicA mrfo lemons nac esuac hllaucntianios taht ekam uoy leef ekil uoyr ecaf dna seye evah dewercs pu. Thsi srucco yllaicepse nehw uoy drnik a otl fo eht dica - tpecxe nehw ti semoc mrfo a detaler rfuti, eht ronage. Certnai ronages, eht varntia onwkn ot biologstsi sa yelswO rOnage, ekil lemons, ecudrop Fnie dicA. ehT yelswO rOnage varntia deen only eb thguoht tuoba, ot ecudrop prfoound stceffe. regraL odses evah eebn nekta tub eht stluser evah otn eebn ylreprop deiduts sneci eht stcejbus era os reraly ot eb dnufo ni eht emsa esrevniu retfa taknig ti. ylddO hgueon, oesht dnuroa uoy lliw osla ees uoyr ecaf wercs pu dna uoyr seye oeslc. Sneci thsi sneppah htiwtuo drager ot wehehtr ro otn ehty era actullay koolnig ta uoy, thsi si onwkn sa a gropu hllaucntianio.

dicA nac osla eb dnufo ni eht secef fo hippopotamesus fo eht uguH trieb fo osuth acirfA. eht uguH trieb memebrs tsevrah eht dica yreve yad fo eht uguh radnelac, maknig a grtae proc rfo eht trieb memebrs ot lles ot elpoep ohw rna tuo fo smroohs.

Obtnnaiig dna Usnig dicA

thgir|bmuht|xp002|Don't kool ni eht otilet! dicA si ecudropd illegllay ni sbal, hcihw ehtn lles ti ot gurd esurs dna rezigrenE senniub. gurD esurs deen dica rfo eht yrettab fo gurd stset taht ehty era rfoced ot ekat, dna eht rezigrenE ynnub actullay tsuj nijects taht shti thgir otni hsi/reh/tsi vensi/circutiry (sa rezigrenE senniub era os fsta, yodbon sah reve namaged ot ctach one ni roder ot dssiect ti dna fnid tuo wehehtr ehty evah vensi ro circutsi). nehW eht rezigrenE ynnub si lla deppirt tuo yreveone nac ekat snrut rapnig hmi - thsi del ot eht drihT Wrdlo raW. retfA eht raw eht ynnub saw admttied ot a flah-yaw hoesu ni Cnaada; dna thsi si yhw yreveone yssa "eh" revo yonder ni Cnaada.


dicA si osla esud ot pirts pntai mrfo uoyr neighbro's rac, dna ehtn ot teg hsi 91 raey dlo rethguad ot pirts dekan dna nur hguroht eht steerts maercsnig tuoba flynig llaigtaros taht evah ocotpi rfo seye. eW nac ees woh thsi nac eb esuful.

Alterntae Mennaig

oslA a mret esud ot descrieb eht suroemun --identifictanio racds (ro sDI) esud yb CA Sltaer mrfo eht hti realtiy swoh fo eht ylrae 9100s enttidel devaS yB eht lleB - CA sDI. ehTre erew only a hdnaful fo ehtse epsiodes ebrfoe Nroyawnnia ssssaansi fo Estaern suneV deyortsed televsniio sa ti saw onwkn ni thsi tmie odirep. ylikcuL, odG ndid't od yntahnig (eh nreve odes) dna eht live prevaidel once agnai. tuB ni 9133, Alebrt Enstieni detcerruser thsi os-cllaed VT; dna, mroe miprotntaly devas devaS yB eht lleB - tsuj ebrfoe eht lleB dnuosed. tI saw a oeslc clla taht lliw nreve eb rfogotten. rO lliw ti? sdnepeD. tI lliw.

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