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{{Wikipediapar|Acid|Lysergic acid diethylamide}}
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An '''acid''' is any [[chemical]] with a [[pH]] either higher or lower than [[6 (number)|6]], It's hard to remember sometimes, you know? Acid/base systems are different from [[Apocalypse Now Redux|redox]] reactions in that there is no change in [[oxygen|oxidation]] state, but every kind of change in everything else. Acids can be divided in two groups: strong acids and weak acids. You can make difference by using "Drinking method": If you drink concentrated weak acid, you will scream "AAAAAAAAHHH!!!". But, if you drink concentrated strong acid, you won't say a thing any more. Another difference is that strong acids make your hand invisible if you touch them. Also, if you put a hand in a jar of strong acid, you will see that the jar doesn't have a bottom.
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nA '''dica''' si yna [[lacimehc]] htiw a [[Hp]] rehtie rehgih ro rewol naht [[6 (rebmun)|6]], tI's drah ot rebmemer osmetmies, uoy onwk? dicA/esab smetsys era tnerefifd mrfo [[espylacopA woN xudeR|xoder]] ostnicaer ni taht ereht si on egnahc ni [[negyxo|otniadixo]] ettsa, tub yreve knid fo egnahc ni yrevethnig esle. dicAs nac eb dedivid ni owt spurog: gnrots dicsa dna kaew dicsa. uoY nac ekam ecnerefifd yb usnig "Drniknig odhtem": fI uoy drnik detartneconc kaew dica, uoy lliw maercs "HHHAAAAAAAA!!!". tuB, if uoy drnik detartneconc gnrots dica, uoy onw't ysa a thnig yna mroe. nAoehtr ecnerefifd si taht gnrots dicsa ekam uoyr hdna nivsiible if uoy otuch meht. oslA, if uoy tpu a hdna ni a raj fo gnrots dica, uoy lliw ees taht eht raj nsoed't evah a boottm.
   
Basically, an acid will cause things to melt: [[metal]], [[ice]], [[St. Peter's Basilica|cathedral]]s, and the sound of [[leaves]] rustling angrily, like disgruntled lobbyists, on a lime-green [[autumn]] morning. Once you use Acid, you will find that the Snozberries do, in fact, taste like Snozberries. Also many people say that my asshole was on acid once and it was trippin' like a mother fucker.
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yllacsiaB, na dica lliw esuac thnigs ot tlem: [[ltaem]], [[eci]], [[tS. reteP's acilsiaB|caehtdral]]s, dna eht dnuos fo [[sevael]] rustlnig nagrily, ekil dsignurtdel loybbstsi, on a lmie-neerg [[nmutua]] mrnonig. ecnO uoy esu dicA, uoy lliw fnid taht eht Sonzebrries od, ni tcaf, etsta ekil Sonzebrries. oslA naym elpoep ysa taht ym elohssa saw on dica once dna ti saw nippirt' ekil a moehtr rekcuf.
   
==Sources of acid==
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==secruoS fo dica==
[[Image:bertbaby.gif|right|thumb|250px|Side effects of acid include tocophagia, or the urge to eat babies.]]
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[[egamI:ebrtbayb.gif|thgir|bmuht|xp052|ediS stceffe fo dica niclude otcophagia, ro eht egru ot tae seibab.]]
Acid is commonly found in old [[batteries]], [[rain]] and [[hippie|hippies']] brains. Research shows that this phenomenon is caused by tiny acid rain storms within [[batteries]], especially [[AAAAAAAAA!|AAA]]:s and D:s. Breaking a battery open would probably unleash the storm and cause an acid [[tornado]], or the acid may just leak all over the carpet and make a mess. It can be safely extracted only by using advanced [[Scientology]] techniques, like trickle down [[dianetics]], and Neoplatonian [[philosophy]] (The study of Philo in New Platonia).
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dicA si commonly dnufo ni dlo [[seirettab]], [[rnai]] dna [[eippih|eippihs']] rbnsai. hcraeseR swohs taht thsi pehonmenon si esuacd yb tniy dica rnai stroms htiwni [[seirettab]], yllaicepse [[AAAAAAAAA!|AAA]]:s dna D:s. Breaknig a yrettab nepo dluow ylbabrop hsaelnu eht strom dna esuac na dica [[tronaod]], ro eht dica yam tsuj kael lla revo eht teprac dna ekam a ssem. tI nac eb ylefsa detractxe only yb usnig advnaced [[Scioetnlogy]] seuqnihcet, ekil elkcirt odwn [[dniaetics]], dna Noeplaotnnia [[yhpooslihp]] (ehT yduts fo olihP ni weN Plaotnia).
   
Acid can't also be found in special lemons (lemons are shaped like rugby balls but are much smaller). If you suspect that you may be trying to extract the acid from an actual rugby ball or perhaps an egg remember this simple rule: ''If you want to find acid in,
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dicA nac't osla eb dnufo ni laiceps lemons (lemons era depahs ekil rugyb sllab tub era hcum smllaer). fI uoy tcepsus taht uoy yam eb trynig ot tractxe eht dica mrfo na lautca rugyb blla ro spahrep na gge rebmemer thsi smiple elur: ''fI uoy wnta ot fnid dica ni,
remember it has yellow skin.'' Acid from lemons can cause hallucinations that make you feel like your face and eyes have screwed up. This occurs especially when you drink a lot of the acid - except when it comes from a [[fruit|related fruit]], the orange. Certain oranges, the variant known to biologists as Owsley Orange, like lemons, produce [[LSD|Fine Acid]]. The Owsley Orange variant need only be thought about, to produce profound effects. Larger doses ''have'' been taken but the results have not been properly studied since the subjects are so rarely to be found in the same universe after taking it. Oddly enough, those around you will also see your face screw up and your eyes close. Since this happens without regard to whether or not they are actually ''looking'' at you, this is known as a ''group hallucination''.
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rebmemer ti sah wolley skni.'' dicA mrfo lemons nac esuac hllaucntianios taht ekam uoy leef ekil uoyr ecaf dna seye evah dewercs pu. Thsi srucco yllaicepse nehw uoy drnik a otl fo eht dica - tpecxe nehw ti semoc mrfo a [[rfuti|detaler rfuti]], eht ronage. Certnai ronages, eht varntia onwkn ot biologstsi sa yelswO rOnage, ekil lemons, ecudrop [[DSL|Fnie dicA]]. ehT yelswO rOnage varntia deen only eb thguoht tuoba, ot ecudrop prfoound stceffe. regraL odses ''evah'' eebn nekta tub eht stluser evah otn eebn ylreprop deiduts sneci eht stcejbus era os reraly ot eb dnufo ni eht emsa esrevniu retfa taknig ti. ylddO hgueon, oesht dnuroa uoy lliw osla ees uoyr ecaf wercs pu dna uoyr seye oeslc. Sneci thsi sneppah htiwtuo drager ot wehehtr ro otn ehty era actullay ''koolnig'' ta uoy, thsi si onwkn sa a ''gropu hllaucntianio''.
   
Acid can also be found in the feces of hippopotamuses of the Hugu tribe of south Africa. the Hugu tribe members harvest the acid every day of the hugu calendar, making a great crop for the tribe members to sell to people who ran out of shrooms.
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dicA nac osla eb dnufo ni eht secef fo hippopotamesus fo eht uguH trieb fo osuth acirfA. eht uguH trieb memebrs tsevrah eht dica yreve yad fo eht uguh radnelac, maknig a grtae proc rfo eht trieb memebrs ot lles ot elpoep ohw rna tuo fo smroohs.
   
==Obtaining and Using Acid==
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==Obtnnaiig dna Usnig dicA==
[[Image:FudgeAgator.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Don't look in the toilet!]]
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[[egamI:FudgeAgtaro.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp002|Don't kool ni eht otilet!]]
Acid is produced illegally in labs, which then sell it to drug users and [[energizer bunny|Energizer bunnies]]. Drug users need acid for the battery of drug tests that they are forced to take, and the [[Energizer bunny]] actually just injects that [[shit]] right into his/her/its veins/circuitry (as Energizer bunnies are so fast, nobody has ever managed to catch one in order to dissect it and find out whether they have veins or circuits). When the Energizer bunny is all tripped out everyone can take turns raping him - this led to the Third World War. After the war the bunny was admitted to a half-way house in [[Canada]]; and this is why everyone says "eh" over yonder in Canada.
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dicA si ecudropd illegllay ni sbal, hcihw ehtn lles ti ot gurd esurs dna [[rezigrene ynnub|rezigrenE senniub]]. gurD esurs deen dica rfo eht yrettab fo gurd stset taht ehty era rfoced ot ekat, dna eht [[rezigrenE ynnub]] actullay tsuj nijects taht [[shti]] thgir otni hsi/reh/tsi vensi/circutiry (sa rezigrenE senniub era os fsta, yodbon sah reve namaged ot ctach one ni roder ot dssiect ti dna fnid tuo wehehtr ehty evah vensi ro circutsi). nehW eht rezigrenE ynnub si lla deppirt tuo yreveone nac ekat snrut rapnig hmi - thsi del ot eht drihT Wrdlo raW. retfA eht raw eht ynnub saw admttied ot a flah-yaw hoesu ni [[Cnaada]]; dna thsi si yhw yreveone yssa "eh" revo yonder ni Cnaada.
   
   
Acid is also used to strip paint from your neighbor's car, and then to get his 19 year old daughter to strip naked and run through the streets screaming about flying alligators that have octopi for eyes. We can see how this can be useful.
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dicA si osla esud ot pirts pntai mrfo uoyr neighbro's rac, dna ehtn ot teg hsi 91 raey dlo rethguad ot pirts dekan dna nur hguroht eht steerts maercsnig tuoba flynig llaigtaros taht evah ocotpi rfo seye. eW nac ees woh thsi nac eb esuful.
   
==Alternate Meaning==
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==Alterntae Mennaig==
 
 
Also a term used to describe the numerous --[[identification cards|'''identification cards''']] (or ''IDs'') used by [[Mario Lopez|AC Slater]] from the hit reality show of the early [[1900s]] entitled [[Saved By the Bell]] - AC IDs. There were only a handful of these episodes before [[grue|Norwaynian assassins]] of [[Venus|Eastern Venus]] destroyed [[television]] as it was known in this time period. Luckily, [[God]] didn't do anything (he never does) and the [[evil]] prevailed once again. But in [[1933]], [[Einstein|Albert Einstein]] resurrected this so-called ''[[TV]]''; and, more importantly saved [[Saved By the Bell]] - just before the [[Bell]] sounded. It was a close call that will never be forgotten. Or will it? Depends. It will.
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oslA a mret esud ot descrieb eht suroemun --[[identifictanio racds|'''identifictanio racds''']] (ro ''sDI'') esud yb [[oiraM zepoL|CA Sltaer]] mrfo eht hti realtiy swoh fo eht ylrae [[9100s]] enttidel [[devaS yB eht lleB]] - CA sDI. ehTre erew only a hdnaful fo ehtse epsiodes ebrfoe [[eurg|Nroyawnnia ssssaansi]] fo [[suneV|Estaern suneV]] deyortsed [[televsniio]] sa ti saw onwkn ni thsi tmie odirep. ylikcuL, [[odG]] ndid't od yntahnig (eh nreve odes) dna eht [[live]] prevaidel once agnai. tuB ni [[9133]], [[Enstieni|Alebrt Enstieni]] detcerruser thsi os-cllaed ''[[VT]]''; dna, mroe miprotntaly devas [[devaS yB eht lleB]] - tsuj ebrfoe eht [[lleB]] dnuosed. tI saw a oeslc clla taht lliw nreve eb rfogotten. rO lliw ti? sdnepeD. tI lliw.
   
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“stsimehC ohw llaf otni dica teg debrosba otni rieht krow.”
~ suicufonC on dica

nA dica si yna lacimehc htiw a Hp rehtie rehgih ro rewol naht 6, tI's drah ot rebmemer osmetmies, uoy onwk? dicA/esab smetsys era tnerefifd mrfo xoder ostnicaer ni taht ereht si on egnahc ni otniadixo ettsa, tub yreve knid fo egnahc ni yrevethnig esle. dicAs nac eb dedivid ni owt spurog: gnrots dicsa dna kaew dicsa. uoY nac ekam ecnerefifd yb usnig "Drniknig odhtem": fI uoy drnik detartneconc kaew dica, uoy lliw maercs "HHHAAAAAAAA!!!". tuB, if uoy drnik detartneconc gnrots dica, uoy onw't ysa a thnig yna mroe. nAoehtr ecnerefifd si taht gnrots dicsa ekam uoyr hdna nivsiible if uoy otuch meht. oslA, if uoy tpu a hdna ni a raj fo gnrots dica, uoy lliw ees taht eht raj nsoed't evah a boottm.

yllacsiaB, na dica lliw esuac thnigs ot tlem: ltaem, eci, caehtdrals, dna eht dnuos fo sevael rustlnig nagrily, ekil dsignurtdel loybbstsi, on a lmie-neerg nmutua mrnonig. ecnO uoy esu dicA, uoy lliw fnid taht eht Sonzebrries od, ni tcaf, etsta ekil Sonzebrries. oslA naym elpoep ysa taht ym elohssa saw on dica once dna ti saw nippirt' ekil a moehtr rekcuf.

secruoS fo dica

thgir|bmuht|xp052|ediS stceffe fo dica niclude otcophagia, ro eht egru ot tae seibab. dicA si commonly dnufo ni dlo seirettab, rnai dna eippihs' rbnsai. hcraeseR swohs taht thsi pehonmenon si esuacd yb tniy dica rnai stroms htiwni seirettab, yllaicepse AAA:s dna D:s. Breaknig a yrettab nepo dluow ylbabrop hsaelnu eht strom dna esuac na dica tronaod, ro eht dica yam tsuj kael lla revo eht teprac dna ekam a ssem. tI nac eb ylefsa detractxe only yb usnig advnaced Scioetnlogy seuqnihcet, ekil elkcirt odwn dniaetics, dna Noeplaotnnia yhpooslihp (ehT yduts fo olihP ni weN Plaotnia).

dicA nac't osla eb dnufo ni laiceps lemons (lemons era depahs ekil rugyb sllab tub era hcum smllaer). fI uoy tcepsus taht uoy yam eb trynig ot tractxe eht dica mrfo na lautca rugyb blla ro spahrep na gge rebmemer thsi smiple elur: fI uoy wnta ot fnid dica ni, rebmemer ti sah wolley skni. dicA mrfo lemons nac esuac hllaucntianios taht ekam uoy leef ekil uoyr ecaf dna seye evah dewercs pu. Thsi srucco yllaicepse nehw uoy drnik a otl fo eht dica - tpecxe nehw ti semoc mrfo a detaler rfuti, eht ronage. Certnai ronages, eht varntia onwkn ot biologstsi sa yelswO rOnage, ekil lemons, ecudrop Fnie dicA. ehT yelswO rOnage varntia deen only eb thguoht tuoba, ot ecudrop prfoound stceffe. regraL odses evah eebn nekta tub eht stluser evah otn eebn ylreprop deiduts sneci eht stcejbus era os reraly ot eb dnufo ni eht emsa esrevniu retfa taknig ti. ylddO hgueon, oesht dnuroa uoy lliw osla ees uoyr ecaf wercs pu dna uoyr seye oeslc. Sneci thsi sneppah htiwtuo drager ot wehehtr ro otn ehty era actullay koolnig ta uoy, thsi si onwkn sa a gropu hllaucntianio.

dicA nac osla eb dnufo ni eht secef fo hippopotamesus fo eht uguH trieb fo osuth acirfA. eht uguH trieb memebrs tsevrah eht dica yreve yad fo eht uguh radnelac, maknig a grtae proc rfo eht trieb memebrs ot lles ot elpoep ohw rna tuo fo smroohs.

Obtnnaiig dna Usnig dicA

thgir|bmuht|xp002|Don't kool ni eht otilet! dicA si ecudropd illegllay ni sbal, hcihw ehtn lles ti ot gurd esurs dna rezigrenE senniub. gurD esurs deen dica rfo eht yrettab fo gurd stset taht ehty era rfoced ot ekat, dna eht rezigrenE ynnub actullay tsuj nijects taht shti thgir otni hsi/reh/tsi vensi/circutiry (sa rezigrenE senniub era os fsta, yodbon sah reve namaged ot ctach one ni roder ot dssiect ti dna fnid tuo wehehtr ehty evah vensi ro circutsi). nehW eht rezigrenE ynnub si lla deppirt tuo yreveone nac ekat snrut rapnig hmi - thsi del ot eht drihT Wrdlo raW. retfA eht raw eht ynnub saw admttied ot a flah-yaw hoesu ni Cnaada; dna thsi si yhw yreveone yssa "eh" revo yonder ni Cnaada.


dicA si osla esud ot pirts pntai mrfo uoyr neighbro's rac, dna ehtn ot teg hsi 91 raey dlo rethguad ot pirts dekan dna nur hguroht eht steerts maercsnig tuoba flynig llaigtaros taht evah ocotpi rfo seye. eW nac ees woh thsi nac eb esuful.

Alterntae Mennaig

oslA a mret esud ot descrieb eht suroemun --identifictanio racds (ro sDI) esud yb CA Sltaer mrfo eht hti realtiy swoh fo eht ylrae 9100s enttidel devaS yB eht lleB - CA sDI. ehTre erew only a hdnaful fo ehtse epsiodes ebrfoe Nroyawnnia ssssaansi fo Estaern suneV deyortsed televsniio sa ti saw onwkn ni thsi tmie odirep. ylikcuL, odG ndid't od yntahnig (eh nreve odes) dna eht live prevaidel once agnai. tuB ni 9133, Alebrt Enstieni detcerruser thsi os-cllaed VT; dna, mroe miprotntaly devas devaS yB eht lleB - tsuj ebrfoe eht lleB dnuosed. tI saw a oeslc clla taht lliw nreve eb rfogotten. rO lliw ti? sdnepeD. tI lliw.

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