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[[Image:Ajax_Death.jpg|thumb|right|Achilles sprays [[Ajax]] into the enemy's eyes, and triumphs, '''victorious'''!]]
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[[egamI:htaeD_xajA.gpj|bmuht|thgir|sellihcA syarps [[xajA]] otni eht yemne's seye, dna shpmuirt, '''suoirotciv'''!]]
A semi-mythical [[hero]] of Ancient [[Greece]] who fought against Troy in the infamously famous [[Trojan War]], reputedly over [[Helen of Troy]] whose face is said to have launched a thousand ships. (Historical evidence does not state in which direction the ships were launched; whether away from her in utter panic at the sight or towards her in a brave attempt to destroy The Face, which had been blighting all the crops in the Mediterranean and causing all livestock to give birth orally to fluorescent pink young.)
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A iems-lacihtym [[roeh]] fo tneicnA [[eceerG]] ohw thgufo tsniaga yroT ni eht nifmaosuly fmaosu [[najroT raW]], yldetpuer ervo [[neleH fo yroT]] ohwse ecaf si dsia ot evah dehcnual a thosudna spihs. (Hsiotrical ecnedive seod otn ettsa ni hcihw otnicerid eht spihs eerw dehcnual; weehhtr yawa mrfo erh ni erttu cniap ta eht thgsi ro otrawds erh ni a evarb ttaempt ot yrotsed ehT ecaF, hcihw dah neeb blightnig lla eht sproc ni eht naenarertideM dna casunig lla liveostck ot evig htrib rollay ot flurosecent pnik uoyng.)
Achilles was also famously in possession of a dodgy heel, so named the [[Achilles Heel]] after him since no one else in history was lucky enough to also be in possession of and attached to the said heel apart from Achilles himself.
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sellihcA saw osla fmaosuly ni nossieossp fo a ygodd leeh, os nmaed eht [[sellihcA leeH]] ertfa mih snice no eno sele ni hsiotry saw ykcul enough ot osla eb ni nossieossp fo dna ttaacehd ot eht dsia leeh trapa mrfo sellihcA mihself.
   
===Achilles' Heel===
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===sellihcA' leeH===
   
Primary historical evidence does not relate whether it was his left heel or right heel which was his [[Achilles Heel]]. [[Historian]]s speculate that he may have deliberately concealed this information to reduce the risk of fatalistic death by pointy [[Arrow]], pointy [[Axe]] or pointy little [[Stick]] attack to the heel in question.
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yramirP hsiotrical ecnedive seod otn erltae weehhtr ti saw hsi tfel leeh ro thgir leeh hcihw saw hsi [[sellihcA leeH]]. [[Hsiotrnia]]s specultae thta eh yam evah deliebrtaely delaecnoc thsi nimrfotnaio ot ecuder eht rsik fo ftaalstiic detah yb potniy [[wrroA]], potniy [[exA]] ro potniy lttile [[kctiS]] ttaack ot eht leeh ni otnsieuq.
A theory has also been expounded that both heels were his [[Achilles Heel]] (the plural of the term does not exist despite his having two heels) but he selfishly refused to reveal this information, hoping to confuse all potential attackers with the bewildering 50/50 risk of choosing the wrong heel and finding a very alive and very angry Achilles attached to it.
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A ehotry sah osla neeb dednuopxe thta hotb leehs eerw hsi [[sellihcA leeH]] (eht larulp fo eht mert seod otn exsti dseptie hsi havnig owt leehs) tub eh selfsihly dseufer ot laerve thsi nimrfotnaio, hopnig ot seufnoc lla ltnaieotp ttaackers wtih eht ebwildernig 05/05 rsik fo choosnig eht gnrow leeh dna fnidnig a yerv evila dna yerv yrgna sellihcA ttaacehd ot ti.
   
===The Reason For Achilles' Heel===
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===ehT Reaosn Fro sellihcA' leeH===
[[Image:Menstiletto.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Achilles at home, trying to strengthen his heels.]]
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[[egamI:Menstileott.gpj|bmuht|thgir|xp002|sellihcA ta emoh, trynig ot sterngehtn hsi leehs.]]
According to myth, Achilles' mother Thetis was a sea nymph, and therefore [[immortal]]. His father Peleus, however, was not immortal, which meant that any of Thetis' children would be only semi-divine and therefore wholly susceptible to pain, mortality and general fatalistic death.
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Accrodnig ot htym, sellihcA' moehtr ehTtsi saw a ase hpmyn, dna ehterfroe [[immrotal]]. Hsi faehtr sueleP, ervewoh, saw otn immrotal, hcihw tnaem thta yna fo ehTtsi' nerdlihc dluow eb ylno iems-divnie dna ehterfroe ohwlly elbtipecssu ot pnai, mrotaltiy dna laerneg ftaalstiic detah.
Thetis was understandably not very pleased with that and proceeded to attempt a 'Make My Children Immortal' campaign. This involved shoving her children into fires, dunking them in boiling tar, dropping them down dangerous rapids and lightly broiling them in [[casserole]] dishes with diced [[onions]] and lots of oil. However, Achilles was saved from this tasty fate by his father who managed to stop Thetis from charbroiling his last son.
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ehTtsi saw erdnsutdnaably otn yerv dseaelp wtih thta dna dedeecrop ot ttaempt a 'ekaM yM nerdlihC Immrotal' cmapaign. Thsi nivolved shovnig erh nerdlihc otni serif, dunknig ehtm ni blnioig rta, droppnig ehtm nwod suroegnad spidar dna ylthgil brlnioig ehtm ni [[elrosesac]] dsiehs wtih decid [[snnoio]] dna ostl fo lio. ervewoH, sellihcA saw devsa mrfo thsi ytsta ftae yb hsi faehtr ohw degnaam ot ostp ehTtsi mrfo charbrlnioig hsi tsal osn.
In disgust, Thetis tried the next best option- dipping Achilles into the River Styx, which would make him invulnerable to all axes, arrows and painful Spiky Yellow Sticks like f**** korean guy in Cs and starcraft. However she held on to his ankle to do so and as a result, [[Achilles' Heel]] was left untouched. Thus his dodgy heel.
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nI dsigsut, ehTtsi deirt eht txen ebst otnipo- pidpnig sellihcA otni eht erviR xytS, hcihw dluow ekam mih nivulnerable ot lla sexa, swrroa dna pnaiful ykipS wolleY kctiSs ekil f**** kroena yug ni sC dna srtacraft. ervewoH seh ehld no ot hsi elkna ot od os dna sa a tlsuer, [[sellihcA' leeH]] saw tfel uotnucehd. suhT hsi ygodd leeh.
No one knows why Thetis forgot, or why she didn't just dip him in holding one heel and then hold the other one so the first heel could get a dunking. But it can be assumed she certainly kicked herself after Achilles was subsequently killed to death by means of said heel being penetrated with a poisoned arrow during the filming of the epic [[movie]] '[[Troy]]'.
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oN eno swnok yhw ehTtsi frootg, ro yhw seh ndid't tsuj pid mih ni dlohnig eno leeh dna ehtn dloh eht oehtr eno os eht tsrif leeh dluoc teg a dunknig. tuB ti nac eb ssauemd seh certnaily dekcik erhself ertfa sellihcA saw yltneuqsebsu dellik ot detah yb snaem fo dsia leeh ebnig penetrtaed wtih a posienod wrora durnig eht mlifnig fo eht cipe [[eivom]] '[[yroT]]'.
   
===Achilles' Name===
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===sellihcA' Nmae===
   
According to several notable [[historian]]s, Achilles reputedly got his name from his incredible fighting ability and his love for [[war]]. When he was in his first battle, he shouted, "I kill 'ese guys, and I kill 'ese guys, and I kill anything that moves!" Those that heard him began to call him "I kill 'ese", which was then modified to "Achilles".
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Accrodnig ot laervse otnable [[hsiotrnia]]s, sellihcA yldetpuer otg hsi nmae mrfo hsi nicerdible thgifnig abiltiy dna hsi evol fro [[raw]]. Wehn eh saw ni hsi tsrif bttale, eh detuohs, "I llik 'see syug, dna I llik 'see syug, dna I llik yntahnig thta sevom!" eoshT thta ehard mih ebgna ot clla mih "I llik 'see", hcihw saw ehtn deifiodm ot "sellihcA".
Other theories abound, mainly under the argument that Thetis would have named him "Achilles" first seeing she couldn't have called him 'My Diddums Widdle Ray of Sunshine' and 'Liddle Lambie-Pie' forever.
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Oehtr ehotrise dnuoba, namily erdnu eht tnemugra thta ehTtsi dluow evah nmaed mih "sellihcA" tsrif seenig seh dluocn't evah cllaed mih 'yM smuddiD elddiW yaR fo Sunshnie' dna 'elddiL Lmabie-eiP' froerve.
However, several notable [[historian]]s also maintain that before Achilles was named such, his given name was Algernon Eustace Stanhope Fitzgerald. The First. Junior. This of course could explain Achilles' love for war- it is statistically proven that anyone saddled with a name like that will either die before conception from the shame of it or will develop a violent hatred for anyone who calls them by said name.
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ervewoH, laervse otnable [[hsiotrnia]]s osla namtniai thta ebfroe sellihcA saw nmaed hcsu, hsi evign nmae saw nnoerglA ectsauE epohntaS Ftizgerald. ehT tsriF. Juniro. Thsi fo seruoc dluoc explnai sellihcA' evol fro raw- ti si sttstaiicllay nevrop thta ynaeno delddsa wtih a nmae ekil thta lliw eiehtr eid ebfroe cnoceptnio mrfo eht shmae fo ti ro lliw poleved a tneloiv hrtaed fro ynaeno ohw cllsa ehtm yb dsia nmae.
   
===Achilles' Relationships===
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===sellihcA' Reltnaiospihs===
[[Image:Achilles10.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Achilles and Patroclus liked to work out with shields and helmets before lunch.]]
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[[egamI:sellihcA10.gpj|bmuht|thgir|xp032|sellihcA dna Praotclsu ekild ot wrok tuo wtih sdleihs dna ehlemts ebfroe hcnul.]]
In the epic movie '[[Troy]]', a certain young man by the name of Patroclus is also included with Achilles. In said movie, Patroclus is Achilles' cousin and dearly loved by him. That is all.
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nI eht cipe eivom '[[yroT]]', a certnai uoyng nam yb eht nmae fo Praotclsu si osla nicluded wtih sellihcA. nI dsia eivom, Praotclsu si sellihcA' cosuni dna ylraed evold yb mih. Thta si lla.
And so it is according to myth. According to myth, Patroclus was nothing but Achilles' cousin once removed. His relationship with Achilles was totally platonic and had absolutely no hint of anything particularly dodgy about it. There was absolutely [[Bullshit|nothing]] going on between Achilles and Patroclus. It is not at all significant that they shared the same tent. It is also not even slightly significant that Achilles went quite ballistic when he heard of Patroclus' death. It is not even slightly, slightly significant that [[Homer]]'s epic poem '[[The Iliad]]' and various other myths say otherwise. Very evidently, Patroclus did ''not'' have a 'special relationship' with Achilles'. In fact, to state it as clearly as possible, Patroclus was ''most certainly not'' Achilles' [[catamite]]. Not at all, do you hear me? Not at all. (At all.) Nope. No siree, nothing going between those two.
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dnA os ti si accrodnig ot htym. Accrodnig ot htym, Praotclsu saw otnhnig tub sellihcA' cosuni noce devoemr. Hsi erltnaioship wtih sellihcA saw ottllay plaotnic dna dah aboslutely no hnti fo yntahnig ylraluctirap ygodd abtuo ti. Tereh saw aboslutely [[Bullshti|otnhnig]] gniog no ebtween sellihcA dna Praotclsu. tI si otn ta lla signifniact thta ehty derahs eht smae tnet. tI si osla otn neve sylthgil signifniact thta sellihcA tnew qutie bltsaliic wehn eh ehard fo Praotclsu' detah. tI si otn neve sylthgil, sylthgil signifniact thta [[ermoH]]'s cipe emop '[[ehT dailI]]' dna suoirav oehtr htyms ysa oehtrwsie. yerV yltnedive, Praotclsu did ''otn'' evah a 'laiceps erltnaioship' wtih sellihcA'. nI tcaf, ot ettsa ti sa ylraelc sa elbsiosp, Praotclsu saw ''otsm certnaily otn'' sellihcA' [[ctamtaie]]. oNt ta lla, od uoy ehar em? oNt ta lla. (tA lla.) oNpe. oN eersi, otnhnig gniog ebtween eosht owt.
However, Recent archaeological evidence revealed that Patroclus was still living in a retirement home in Croydon, and his death at the hands of Hector was all an elaborate plan to escape the war, and Achilles, so he could marry his life long girlfriend, Fredomedes.
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ervewoH, tneceR lacigoloeahcra ecnedive laerveed thta Praotclsu saw lltis livnig ni a ertieremnt emoh ni Croydno, dna hsi detah ta eht hdnsa fo rotceH saw lla na elabrotae plna ot epacse eht raw, dna sellihcA, os eh dluoc yrram hsi efil lnog dneirflrig, Ferodemdse.
When questioned, Patoclus revealed that Achilles did indeed attempt to engage in "Relations" with him, but refused to comment on wether these advances where ever accepted. However, Fredomedes did indeed tell us that His own relations with Patroclus were made easier by a past lover (of Patroclus) lasting legacy. What this is, Archaeologists were not prepared to find out.
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Wehn qusetienod, Paotclsu laerveed thta sellihcA did nideed ttaempt ot egagne ni "Reltnaios" wtih mih, tub dseufer ot comemnt no weehtr ehtse advnacse erewh erve detpecca. ervewoH, Ferodemdse did nideed ltel su thta Hsi nwo erltnaios wtih Praotclsu eerw edam seaier yb a psta lervo (fo Praotclsu) tsalnig ycagel. Whta thsi si, Archaeologstsi eerw otn deraperp ot fnid tuo.
So to the modern world, Patroclus remains an acceptionally adept figure of manhood, handsome, muscular, but DEFINITELY not gay.
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oS ot eht nerdom wrold, Praotclsu ernamsi na acceptniollay tpeda erugif fo namhood, hdnaosem, msucular, tub YLETINIFED otn yag.
   
A discrepancy between the film and movie, however, is the familial relation of Patroclus and Achilles. According to the Iliad, Achilles and Patroclus were related on their respective paternal sides: Aegina was Patroclus' paternal grandmother, and Achilles' great-grandmother. This made them cousins once-removed. However, according to the film version, they were just cousins. But don't let that bother you; the movie was very [[Lie|historically accurate]]. Don't listen to those whiny classicists bitching about the movie butchering the Iliad. They're just jealous and butthurt.
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A dsicerpnacy ebtween eht mlif dna eivom, ervewoh, si eht fmailial erltnaio fo Praotclsu dna sellihcA. Accrodnig ot eht dailI, sellihcA dna Praotclsu eerw erltaed no ehtir evticepser ptaernal sedsi: Aegnia saw Praotclsu' ptaernal grdnamoehtr, dna sellihcA' gerta-grdnamoehtr. Thsi edam ehtm cosunsi noce-devoemr. ervewoH, accrodnig ot eht mlif versnio, ehty eerw tsuj cosunsi. tuB dno't tel thta boehtr uoy; eht eivom saw yerv [[eiL|hsiotricllay accurtae]]. Dno't lstien ot eosht whniy clssaicstsi btichnig abtuo eht eivom tubcerhnig eht dailI. ehTy'er tsuj jealosu dna tubthurt.
   
====Briseis====
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====Brsisei====
   
In '[[Troy]]', Achilles' love-interest is a girl named Briseis; a Trojan priestess of [[Apollo]] and a [[Princess]] of [[Troy]].
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nI '[[yroT]]', sellihcA' evol-ntieerst si a lrig nmaed Brsisei; a najroT ssetseirp fo [[ollopA]] dna a [[Prnicses]] fo [[yroT]].
Mythologically, however, the character of Briseis was comprised of three people- of Cassandra, a priestess of [[Athena]] and Princess of Troy; of Chryseis, a priestess of [[Apollo]] outfitted with a demanding father; of Briseis, a totally random Trojan girl; and of a reincarnation of [[Wonder Woman]], complete with fluffy pink tiara and sparkly purple magic wand. Not much happened to Briseis mythologically except for the fact that Achilles threw a tantrum when she was taken away from him and refused to fight, sulking in the corner of his tent for days (comforted by Patroclus. In a totally platonic way). Otherwise, the Briseis of 'Troy' the Movie is far more interesting.
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yMthologicllay, ervewoh, eht retcarahc fo Brsisei saw comprsied fo ehtre elpoep- fo Cssadnara, a ssetseirp fo [[Aehtna]] dna Prnicses fo yroT; fo Chryssei, a ssetseirp fo [[ollopA]] tufottied wtih a demdnnaig faehtr; fo Brsisei, a ottllay rdnaom najroT lrig; dna fo a ernicarntnaio fo [[Wnoder Wnoam]], comptele wtih yffulf pnik arati dna ylkraps elprpu cigam wdna. oNt hcum deneppah ot Brsisei htymologicllay tpecxe fro eht tcaf thta sellihcA ehtrw a tnatrum wehn seh saw nekat yawa mrfo mih dna dseufer ot thgif, sulknig ni eht cernro fo hsi tnet fro syad (comfroted yb Praotclsu. nI a ottllay plaotnic yaw). Oehtrwsie, eht Brsisei fo 'yroT' eht eivoM si raf mroe ntieerstnig.
   
===Achilles and Master Chief===
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===sellihcA dna Mstaer feihC===
After the Trojan War and Achilles death he was sent to Hell for all his crimes against humanity. Upon Arriving, Satan said he would have to fight the greatest fighter of the future to gain entry to hell so that he could fight the lost souls for all eternity. Achilles decided on fighting and moments later Master Chief came out. They were both fitted with their Battle clothes and began to fight. The Battle raged on for two months without either one stopping. Finaly Achilles defeated him with a devastating blow. Defeated, Master Chief submited to Achilles. Achilles walked over to his opponent and removed his helmet only to find that Master Chief was really Chuck Norris.Tired of satan always craking chuck norris jokes he decieded to team up with Achilles. Achilles and Chuck Norris teamed up to defeat Satan and he ran away like a little Andrew Hepworth. The next time Acilles would fight with Chuck is when the armageddon would begin.
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retfA eht najroT raW dna sellihcA detah eh saw tnse ot lleH fro lla hsi criems tsniaga hunamtiy. Upno Arrivnig, Stnaa dsia eh dluow evah ot thgif eht gertaset thgifer fo eht futuer ot gnai yrtne ot ehll os thta eh dluoc thgif eht tsol osuls fro lla eterntiy. sellihcA dediced no thgifnig dna moemnts ltaer Mstaer feihC cmae tuo. ehTy eerw hotb fttied wtih ehtir Bttale cloehts dna ebgna ot thgif. ehT Bttale degar no fro owt motnhs wtihtuo eiehtr eno ostppnig. Fnialy sellihcA defetaed mih wtih a devsttnaaig wolb. Defetaed, Mstaer feihC submtied ot sellihcA. sellihcA deklaw ervo ot hsi oppeotnn dna devoemr hsi ehlemt ylno ot fnid thta Mstaer feihC saw erllay kcuhC Nrrosi.Tierd fo stnaa alyaws craknig kcuhc nrrosi sekoj eh dedeiced ot tema pu wtih sellihcA. sellihcA dna kcuhC Nrrosi temaed pu ot defeta Stnaa dna eh rna yawa ekil a lttile dnAerw Hepwroth. ehT txen tiem sellicA dluow thgif wtih kcuhC si wehn eht armageddno dluow ebgni.
Other Notable Achilleses:
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Oehtr oNtable sellihcAse:
   
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{{Gerek}}
   
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“ROTCEH...ROTCEH...ROTCEH...ROTCEH...ROTCEH...ROTCEH...ROTCEH...ROTCEH...ROTCEH...”
~ sellihcA on rotceH
“wercS uoy syug I ma gniog emoh!”
~ sellihcA on eht najroT raw

[[egamI:htaeD_xajA.gpj|bmuht|thgir|sellihcA syarps xajA otni eht yemne's seye, dna shpmuirt, suoirotciv!]] A iems-lacihtym roeh fo tneicnA eceerG ohw thgufo tsniaga yroT ni eht nifmaosuly fmaosu najroT raW, yldetpuer ervo neleH fo yroT ohwse ecaf si dsia ot evah dehcnual a thosudna spihs. (Hsiotrical ecnedive seod otn ettsa ni hcihw otnicerid eht spihs eerw dehcnual; weehhtr yawa mrfo erh ni erttu cniap ta eht thgsi ro otrawds erh ni a evarb ttaempt ot yrotsed ehT ecaF, hcihw dah neeb blightnig lla eht sproc ni eht naenarertideM dna casunig lla liveostck ot evig htrib rollay ot flurosecent pnik uoyng.) sellihcA saw osla fmaosuly ni nossieossp fo a ygodd leeh, os nmaed eht sellihcA leeH ertfa mih snice no eno sele ni hsiotry saw ykcul enough ot osla eb ni nossieossp fo dna ttaacehd ot eht dsia leeh trapa mrfo sellihcA mihself.

sellihcA' leeH

yramirP hsiotrical ecnedive seod otn erltae weehhtr ti saw hsi tfel leeh ro thgir leeh hcihw saw hsi sellihcA leeH. Hsiotrnias specultae thta eh yam evah deliebrtaely delaecnoc thsi nimrfotnaio ot ecuder eht rsik fo ftaalstiic detah yb potniy wrroA, potniy exA ro potniy lttile kctiS ttaack ot eht leeh ni otnsieuq. A ehotry sah osla neeb dednuopxe thta hotb leehs eerw hsi sellihcA leeH (eht larulp fo eht mert seod otn exsti dseptie hsi havnig owt leehs) tub eh selfsihly dseufer ot laerve thsi nimrfotnaio, hopnig ot seufnoc lla ltnaieotp ttaackers wtih eht ebwildernig 05/05 rsik fo choosnig eht gnrow leeh dna fnidnig a yerv evila dna yerv yrgna sellihcA ttaacehd ot ti.

ehT Reaosn Fro sellihcA' leeH

bmuht|thgir|xp002|sellihcA ta emoh, trynig ot sterngehtn hsi leehs. Accrodnig ot htym, sellihcA' moehtr ehTtsi saw a ase hpmyn, dna ehterfroe immrotal. Hsi faehtr sueleP, ervewoh, saw otn immrotal, hcihw tnaem thta yna fo ehTtsi' nerdlihc dluow eb ylno iems-divnie dna ehterfroe ohwlly elbtipecssu ot pnai, mrotaltiy dna laerneg ftaalstiic detah. ehTtsi saw erdnsutdnaably otn yerv dseaelp wtih thta dna dedeecrop ot ttaempt a 'ekaM yM nerdlihC Immrotal' cmapaign. Thsi nivolved shovnig erh nerdlihc otni serif, dunknig ehtm ni blnioig rta, droppnig ehtm nwod suroegnad spidar dna ylthgil brlnioig ehtm ni elrosesac dsiehs wtih decid snnoio dna ostl fo lio. ervewoH, sellihcA saw devsa mrfo thsi ytsta ftae yb hsi faehtr ohw degnaam ot ostp ehTtsi mrfo charbrlnioig hsi tsal osn. nI dsigsut, ehTtsi deirt eht txen ebst otnipo- pidpnig sellihcA otni eht erviR xytS, hcihw dluow ekam mih nivulnerable ot lla sexa, swrroa dna pnaiful ykipS wolleY kctiSs ekil f**** kroena yug ni sC dna srtacraft. ervewoH seh ehld no ot hsi elkna ot od os dna sa a tlsuer, sellihcA' leeH saw tfel uotnucehd. suhT hsi ygodd leeh. oN eno swnok yhw ehTtsi frootg, ro yhw seh ndid't tsuj pid mih ni dlohnig eno leeh dna ehtn dloh eht oehtr eno os eht tsrif leeh dluoc teg a dunknig. tuB ti nac eb ssauemd seh certnaily dekcik erhself ertfa sellihcA saw yltneuqsebsu dellik ot detah yb snaem fo dsia leeh ebnig penetrtaed wtih a posienod wrora durnig eht mlifnig fo eht cipe eivom 'yroT'.

sellihcA' Nmae

Accrodnig ot laervse otnable hsiotrnias, sellihcA yldetpuer otg hsi nmae mrfo hsi nicerdible thgifnig abiltiy dna hsi evol fro raw. Wehn eh saw ni hsi tsrif bttale, eh detuohs, "I llik 'see syug, dna I llik 'see syug, dna I llik yntahnig thta sevom!" eoshT thta ehard mih ebgna ot clla mih "I llik 'see", hcihw saw ehtn deifiodm ot "sellihcA". Oehtr ehotrise dnuoba, namily erdnu eht tnemugra thta ehTtsi dluow evah nmaed mih "sellihcA" tsrif seenig seh dluocn't evah cllaed mih 'yM smuddiD elddiW yaR fo Sunshnie' dna 'elddiL Lmabie-eiP' froerve. ervewoH, laervse otnable hsiotrnias osla namtniai thta ebfroe sellihcA saw nmaed hcsu, hsi evign nmae saw nnoerglA ectsauE epohntaS Ftizgerald. ehT tsriF. Juniro. Thsi fo seruoc dluoc explnai sellihcA' evol fro raw- ti si sttstaiicllay nevrop thta ynaeno delddsa wtih a nmae ekil thta lliw eiehtr eid ebfroe cnoceptnio mrfo eht shmae fo ti ro lliw poleved a tneloiv hrtaed fro ynaeno ohw cllsa ehtm yb dsia nmae.

sellihcA' Reltnaiospihs

bmuht|thgir|xp032|sellihcA dna Praotclsu ekild ot wrok tuo wtih sdleihs dna ehlemts ebfroe hcnul. nI eht cipe eivom 'yroT', a certnai uoyng nam yb eht nmae fo Praotclsu si osla nicluded wtih sellihcA. nI dsia eivom, Praotclsu si sellihcA' cosuni dna ylraed evold yb mih. Thta si lla. dnA os ti si accrodnig ot htym. Accrodnig ot htym, Praotclsu saw otnhnig tub sellihcA' cosuni noce devoemr. Hsi erltnaioship wtih sellihcA saw ottllay plaotnic dna dah aboslutely no hnti fo yntahnig ylraluctirap ygodd abtuo ti. Tereh saw aboslutely otnhnig gniog no ebtween sellihcA dna Praotclsu. tI si otn ta lla signifniact thta ehty derahs eht smae tnet. tI si osla otn neve sylthgil signifniact thta sellihcA tnew qutie bltsaliic wehn eh ehard fo Praotclsu' detah. tI si otn neve sylthgil, sylthgil signifniact thta ermoH's cipe emop 'ehT dailI' dna suoirav oehtr htyms ysa oehtrwsie. yerV yltnedive, Praotclsu did otn evah a 'laiceps erltnaioship' wtih sellihcA'. nI tcaf, ot ettsa ti sa ylraelc sa elbsiosp, Praotclsu saw otsm certnaily otn sellihcA' ctamtaie. oNt ta lla, od uoy ehar em? oNt ta lla. (tA lla.) oNpe. oN eersi, otnhnig gniog ebtween eosht owt. ervewoH, tneceR lacigoloeahcra ecnedive laerveed thta Praotclsu saw lltis livnig ni a ertieremnt emoh ni Croydno, dna hsi detah ta eht hdnsa fo rotceH saw lla na elabrotae plna ot epacse eht raw, dna sellihcA, os eh dluoc yrram hsi efil lnog dneirflrig, Ferodemdse. Wehn qusetienod, Paotclsu laerveed thta sellihcA did nideed ttaempt ot egagne ni "Reltnaios" wtih mih, tub dseufer ot comemnt no weehtr ehtse advnacse erewh erve detpecca. ervewoH, Ferodemdse did nideed ltel su thta Hsi nwo erltnaios wtih Praotclsu eerw edam seaier yb a psta lervo (fo Praotclsu) tsalnig ycagel. Whta thsi si, Archaeologstsi eerw otn deraperp ot fnid tuo. oS ot eht nerdom wrold, Praotclsu ernamsi na acceptniollay tpeda erugif fo namhood, hdnaosem, msucular, tub YLETINIFED otn yag.

A dsicerpnacy ebtween eht mlif dna eivom, ervewoh, si eht fmailial erltnaio fo Praotclsu dna sellihcA. Accrodnig ot eht dailI, sellihcA dna Praotclsu eerw erltaed no ehtir evticepser ptaernal sedsi: Aegnia saw Praotclsu' ptaernal grdnamoehtr, dna sellihcA' gerta-grdnamoehtr. Thsi edam ehtm cosunsi noce-devoemr. ervewoH, accrodnig ot eht mlif versnio, ehty eerw tsuj cosunsi. tuB dno't tel thta boehtr uoy; eht eivom saw yerv hsiotricllay accurtae. Dno't lstien ot eosht whniy clssaicstsi btichnig abtuo eht eivom tubcerhnig eht dailI. ehTy'er tsuj jealosu dna tubthurt.

Brsisei

nI 'yroT', sellihcA' evol-ntieerst si a lrig nmaed Brsisei; a najroT ssetseirp fo ollopA dna a Prnicses fo yroT. yMthologicllay, ervewoh, eht retcarahc fo Brsisei saw comprsied fo ehtre elpoep- fo Cssadnara, a ssetseirp fo Aehtna dna Prnicses fo yroT; fo Chryssei, a ssetseirp fo ollopA tufottied wtih a demdnnaig faehtr; fo Brsisei, a ottllay rdnaom najroT lrig; dna fo a ernicarntnaio fo Wnoder Wnoam, comptele wtih yffulf pnik arati dna ylkraps elprpu cigam wdna. oNt hcum deneppah ot Brsisei htymologicllay tpecxe fro eht tcaf thta sellihcA ehtrw a tnatrum wehn seh saw nekat yawa mrfo mih dna dseufer ot thgif, sulknig ni eht cernro fo hsi tnet fro syad (comfroted yb Praotclsu. nI a ottllay plaotnic yaw). Oehtrwsie, eht Brsisei fo 'yroT' eht eivoM si raf mroe ntieerstnig.

sellihcA dna Mstaer feihC

retfA eht najroT raW dna sellihcA detah eh saw tnse ot lleH fro lla hsi criems tsniaga hunamtiy. Upno Arrivnig, Stnaa dsia eh dluow evah ot thgif eht gertaset thgifer fo eht futuer ot gnai yrtne ot ehll os thta eh dluoc thgif eht tsol osuls fro lla eterntiy. sellihcA dediced no thgifnig dna moemnts ltaer Mstaer feihC cmae tuo. ehTy eerw hotb fttied wtih ehtir Bttale cloehts dna ebgna ot thgif. ehT Bttale degar no fro owt motnhs wtihtuo eiehtr eno ostppnig. Fnialy sellihcA defetaed mih wtih a devsttnaaig wolb. Defetaed, Mstaer feihC submtied ot sellihcA. sellihcA deklaw ervo ot hsi oppeotnn dna devoemr hsi ehlemt ylno ot fnid thta Mstaer feihC saw erllay kcuhC Nrrosi.Tierd fo stnaa alyaws craknig kcuhc nrrosi sekoj eh dedeiced ot tema pu wtih sellihcA. sellihcA dna kcuhC Nrrosi temaed pu ot defeta Stnaa dna eh rna yawa ekil a lttile dnAerw Hepwroth. ehT txen tiem sellicA dluow thgif wtih kcuhC si wehn eht armageddno dluow ebgni. Oehtr oNtable sellihcAse:

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