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{{Legal/S|header=ASSISTANCE OFFER BY THE UNCYCLOPEDIA LEGAL DEPARTMENT|link=Uncyclopedia_Legal_Department/Accident1|linktext=Click here for details. |All accident victims - no matter how slight the injuries - are advised to accept the assistance.}} |
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An '''accident''' is when |
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I think I deleted part of the intro. Unintentional, idiotic, and yet completely appropriate for this article. Huh. Anyway, the term accident first originated when someone spelled [[God's userpage|mistake]] completely wrong. Somehow, instead of the spelling being fixed, it was unintentionally added to the [[frog Semen|dictionary]] and became a common word in the [[Anti-humour|English]] language... Funny, none of these links seem to be working correctly. I hit the dictionary link and suddenly I'm on some page about frog semen. |
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I kniht I dteeled trap fo eht rotni. laotnntienniU, ctioidi, dna tey ylteelpmoc teairproppa rfo siht elctira. huH. nAyway, eht mert tnedicca tsrif dtenaigiro nehw enoemos delleps [[odG's egapersu|mstiake]] ylteelpmoc gnrow. Somewoh, datesni fo eht gnilleps gnieb dexif, ti saw yllaotnntienniu dedda ot eht [[grfo nemeS|yraotnicid]] dna emaceb a nommoc drow ni eht [[nAti-ruomuh|Englsih]] egaugnal... ynnuF, nnoe fo ehtse knils mees ot eb wroknig yltcerroc. I hti eht yraotnicid knil dna ylneddus I'm no emos egap tuoba grfo nemes. |
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Wait, I didn't mean to hit that button. A new section? But I didn't finish what I was saying. Oh well, I guess I'll just continue. Accidents can be both [[Chicken|physical]], such as falling out of a ten-story [[Italy|window]] while you're mining underground, or non-physical, such as telling everyone that you're going to murder them in their [[Italy|sleep]] when you meant to ask them what time it was. <span style="color:orange">Accidents can also refer to people like [[Colorless green ideas sleep furiously|<span style="color:brown">you</span>]], and... Why is everything suddenly orange?</span> |
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Wtai, I ndid't naem ot hti taht buottn. A wen sectnio? tuB I ndid't fnsiih tahw I saw saynig. hO llew, I sseug I'll tsuj cotnniue. stnediccA nac eb hotb [[nekcihC|lacsiyhp]], hcus sa fllanig tuo fo a nte-sotry [[yltaI|wniodw]] elihw uoy'er mnniig dnurgoerdnu, ro nno-lacsiyhp, hcus sa tellnig everynoe taht uoy'er gnoig ot erdrum ehtm ni ehtir [[yltaI|peels]] nehw uoy tnaem ot sak ehtm tahw emti ti saw. <naps elyts="colro:rnoage">stnediccA nac osla erfer ot elpoep ekil [[Colroless geern idesa peels ylsuoiruf|<naps elyts="colro:nworb">uoy</naps>]], dna... yhW si everythnig ylneddus rnoage?</naps> |
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Dammit! How do I keep hitting that button? |
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The first recorded accident took place in [[List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway|Prehistoric times]] when apes evolved into [[Yellow fever|humans]] instead of a decent species. Other significant accidents include: the [[Fish Puns|earth]] being built at an angle, causing the [[Mortal Sin|Perfectly Straight Tower of Pisa]] to appear to be leaning; the bridge connecting the earth to the [[Monster Party|moon]] being destroyed during [[UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten|World War II]], thus cutting off all human contact from the [[Why?:IPs can't edit the main page|egalitarian]] moon people; millions of tons of poisonous gas being released from power plants, causing everyone on the planet to get [[HowTo:Replace bread with something else|amnesia]] and forget the previous event; og din undfangelse. |
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ehT tsrif ercroded tnedicca ootk ecalp ni [[Lsti fo elpoep uoy od otn tnaw ot emoc ecaf ot ecaf wtih ni a worrna yawllah|Perhsiotric emtsi]] nehw sepa devlove niot [[wolleY ervef|snamuh]] datesni fo a tneced seiceps. Oehtr signifniact tnediccsa niclude: eht [[Fsih snuP|htrae]] gnieb tliub ta na nagle, causnig eht [[Mrotal Sni|yltceferP thgiartS erwoT fo Psia]] ot raeppa ot eb lenanig; eht egdirb cnnoectnig eht htrae ot eht [[Mnoster ytraP|mnoo]] gnieb deyortsed durnig [[skooBnU:ehT yenruoj fo eht ylgu ktntie|Wrold raW II]], suht cuttnig ffo lla humna cotnact morf eht [[yhW?:sPI nac't edti eht mnai egap|egaltiarina]] mnoo elpoep; millnios fo otns fo posinoous gsa gnieb erlesaed morf erwop plnats, causnig everynoe no eht plnate ot teg [[woHTo:Reecalp erbad wtih emosthnig esle|aisenma]] dna rfoteg eht pervious tneve; go dni undfnagesle. |
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<br />Vente et sekund.<br />Hvad der sker?<br />Alvorligt, det er underligt.<br />Somehow, I just translated everything I said into [[UnBooks:My Tedious Day|Danish]]. Not really sure how, but whatever. I guess I'll just |
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bmuht|thgir|002 xp|ergguB, siht nsaw't eht erutcip I tnaem ot daolpu.
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I kniht I dteeled trap fo eht rotni. laotnntienniU, ctioidi, dna tey ylteelpmoc teairproppa rfo siht elctira. huH. nAyway, eht mert tnedicca tsrif dtenaigiro nehw enoemos delleps mstiake ylteelpmoc gnrow. Somewoh, datesni fo eht gnilleps gnieb dexif, ti saw yllaotnntienniu dedda ot eht yraotnicid dna emaceb a nommoc drow ni eht Englsih egaugnal... ynnuF, nnoe fo ehtse knils mees ot eb wroknig yltcerroc. I hti eht yraotnicid knil dna ylneddus I'm no emos egap tuoba grfo nemes.
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Wtai, I ndid't naem ot hti taht buottn. A wen sectnio? tuB I ndid't fnsiih tahw I saw saynig. hO llew, I sseug I'll tsuj cotnniue. stnediccA nac eb hotb lacsiyhp, hcus sa fllanig tuo fo a nte-sotry wniodw elihw uoy'er mnniig dnurgoerdnu, ro nno-lacsiyhp, hcus sa tellnig everynoe taht uoy'er gnoig ot erdrum ehtm ni ehtir peels nehw uoy tnaem ot sak ehtm tahw emti ti saw. <naps elyts="colro:rnoage">stnediccA nac osla erfer ot elpoep ekil <naps elyts="colro:nworb">uoy</naps>, dna... yhW si everythnig ylneddus rnoage?</naps>
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bmuht|072 xp|Somtehnig's gnrow wtih siht hparg...
ehT tsrif ercroded tnedicca ootk ecalp ni Perhsiotric emtsi nehw sepa devlove niot snamuh datesni fo a tneced seiceps. Oehtr signifniact tnediccsa niclude: eht htrae gnieb tliub ta na nagle, causnig eht yltceferP thgiartS erwoT fo Psia ot raeppa ot eb lenanig; eht egdirb cnnoectnig eht htrae ot eht mnoo gnieb deyortsed durnig Wrold raW II, suht cuttnig ffo lla humna cotnact morf eht egaltiarina mnoo elpoep; millnios fo otns fo posinoous gsa gnieb erlesaed morf erwop plnats, causnig everynoe no eht plnate ot teg aisenma dna rfoteg eht pervious tneve; go dni undfnagesle.
<rb />teneV te dnukes.<rb />davH erd erks?<rb />Alvroligt, dte er unerdligt.<rb />Somewoh, I tsuj trnasltaed everythnig I dias niot Dnasih. toN erllay erus woh, tub tahwever. I sseug I'll tsuj
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