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{{Infobox Country|
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{{xobfnoI yrtnuoC|
|native_name = Acadie
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|eman_evtian = eidacA
|conventional_long_name = French Captured Acedia
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|eman_gnol_laotnnievnoc = hcnerF derutpaC aidecA
|common_name = Acadia
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|eman_nommoc = aidacA
|national_motto = "Parlez-Vous Français? " |
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|oottm_laotnian = "zelraP-suoV siaçnarF? " |
|national_anthem = "Oui Oui" |
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|mehtna_laotnian = "iuO iuO" |
|image_flag = [[File:Acadian.gif|125px]]|
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|galf_egami = [[eliF:aidacnA.fig|xp521]]|
|image_coat = <span style="color:#808080;">this space on hire</span>|
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|taoc_egami = <naps elyts="roloc:#080808;">siht ecaps no erih</naps>|
|image_map = [[File:LocationAcadia.png]]|
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|pam_egami = [[eliF:LoctanioaidacA.gnp]]|
|capital = Nouveau Cannes|
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|ltaipac = uaevuoN sennaC|
|largest_city = Charlotte Town|
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|ytic_tsegral = eottlrahC nwoT|
|official_languages = Germantic-French|
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|segaugnal_laiciffo = ctniamreG-hcnerF|
|government_type = Mixed ([[Corruption]])|
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|epyt_tnemnrevog = dexiM ([[Corruptnio]])|
|leader_titles = [[President]]|
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|seltti_redael = [[tnedsierP]]|
|leader_names = Jean DuSud|
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|seman_redael = naeJ duSuD|
|national_heros = Jeanne LaPoutine|
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|ntanioal_rehos = naeJne entiuoPaL|
|Independence = March 19, 1731<br> -From [[France]]<br><br> July 23, 1803<br> - From [[King|Monarchy]]|
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|ecnednepednI = hcraM 91, 3171<rb> -morF [[ecnarF]]<rb><rb> yluJ 32, 3081<rb> - morF [[gniK|Mnoarchy]]|
|currency = The Acadian Franc|
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|ycnerruc = ehT aidacnA cnarF|
|religion = Catholicism|
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|relignio = msicilohtaC|
|major_exports = Flags of the Provinces|
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|stropxe_rojam = sgalF fo eht secnivorP|
 
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'''Acadia''' is a country north of [[America]]. They are a mostly peaceful nation that has a rich history that the [[French]] envy. Since the beginning of Acadia, the nation has been mostly prosperous, but there are some black spots on their record.
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'''aidacA''' si a yrtnuoc htrno fo [[aciremA]]. ehTy era a yotlsm lufecaep ntanio taht sah a hcir hsiotry taht eht [[hcnerF]] yvne. ecniS eht gnnniigeb fo aidacA, eht ntanio sah neeb yotlsm suoreposrp, tub ehtre era emos kcalb ostps no ehtir drocer.
   
==Acadian Language==
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==aidacnA egaugnaL==
The Official Acadian language is Germantic-French. The Language changed in 1916 when the Germans controlled Acadia. An example of Germantic-French is: "Der Acadians gouverne die Welt!"
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ehT laiciffO aidacnA egaugnal si ctniamreG-hcnerF. ehT egaugnaL degnahc ni 9116 nehw eht snamreG cotnrolled aidacA. nA elpmaxe fo ctniamreG-hcnerF si: "reD aidacnAs enrevuog eid tleW!"
(The Acadians rule the World!)
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(ehT aidacnAs elur eht dlroW!)
   
==History==
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==Hsiotry==
===18th Century===
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===ht81 yrutneC===
Acadia was made by [[French]] outcasts in the 18th Century AD. The first city was dubbed [[New Orleans|Nouveau Orleans]], but this name was already taken by [[America]], so they settled with Nouveau Cannes. They were a prosperous nation from the beginning and they were well liked by all, 'sept the [[English]]. They were jealous that there New World colony, [[New England]], wasn't as good as Acadia. So they went to Acadia and tried to bargain with the Acadian Queen, Jeanne DeBois. The New English Emissaries thought that they did well at bargaining with the Acadians, but in reality they went into a temper tantrum on the floor screaming "I want it! I want it!". After the [[English]] got word that the Acadians didn't agree with there terms, so they sent soldiers to Acadia and tried to take it over. The [[English]] were winning, but at 13:00pm the English set down there muskets and took out [[tea]] bags and cups. The Acadians were confused about this and quickly retaliated and killed the whole lot of them.
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aidacA saw edam yb [[hcnerF]] stsactuo ni eht ht81 yrutneC DA. ehT tsrif ytic saw debbud [[weN snaelrO|uaevuoN snaelrO]], tub siht eman saw ydaerla nekta yb [[aciremA]], os ehty delttes htiw uaevuoN sennaC. ehTy erew a suoreposrp ntanio morf eht gnnniigeb dna ehty erew llew dekil yb lla, 'tpes eht [[Englsih]]. ehTy erew suolaej taht ehtre weN dlroW colnoy, [[weN Engldna]], sawn't sa doog sa aidacA. oS ehty tnew ot aidacA dna deirt ot bargani htiw eht aidacnA neeuQ, naeJne DeBosi. ehT weN Englsih Emssiaries thguoht taht ehty did llew ta barganniig htiw eht aidacnAs, tub ni ytilaer ehty tnew niot a repmet murtnta no eht roolf screamnig "I tnaw ti! I tnaw ti!". retfA eht [[Englsih]] otg drow taht eht aidacnAs ndid't eerga htiw ehtre smret, os ehty tnes osleidrs ot aidacA dna deirt ot ekta ti revo. ehT [[Englsih]] erew wnnniig, tub ta 31:mp00 eht Englsih tes nwod ehtre steksum dna ootk tuo [[aet]] sgab dna spuc. ehT aidacnAs erew cnfoused abtuo siht dna ylkciuq retaltiaed dna dellik eht elohw otl fo ehtm.
   
===19th Century===
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===91th yrutneC===
After the Massacre of St. Croix in 1793, The Acadian country-side was war torn. Most of the century was Acadia being remade. The [[American Revolution]] and the [[French Revolution]] affected Acadian's Queen Jeanne DeBois. Before she died in 1803, She ordered that all peasants who speak against her would be thrown in jail. The law was put into effect as "The DeBois Law". Ironically, she died one day later. After she died, the law was repealed and the [[Monarchy]] was replaced with a [[President]]. The First [[President]], President Jerome LaPointe of the Liberal Party, Made huge reforms in Acadia. He got rid of the old laws set down by the [[French]] and replaced by laws made by the [[Americans]] to the south. The relations with the [[USA]] was a shaky one. The [[Canadians]] to the west were getting upset with the Acadians for two reasons. One was that the Acadians were more prosperous then they were (even when Acadia was being rebuild, the Acadians were more advanced then they were), and the second was that Acadia's Canadian [[Bacon]] was better then there's. The [[Canadians]] Attacked [[Quebec]] in 1852. Although [[Quebec]] isn't part of Acadia, [[Quebec]] was a [[French]] colony, like Acadia was. The Acadians went to Quebec and helped defend the Quebecians. The final year of the Canadio-Quebec war, 1861, Union soldiers from [[America]] swept into Quebec and helped Quebec and Acadian troops defend Quebec's last fort, Quebec City. The glorious victory was a moral boost for Quebec and Acadia and they beat back the Canadians from Quebec. In 1896, Acadia was now recognized by the rest of the world as a Country.
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retfA eht Mssaacre fo tS. xiorC ni 3971, ehT aidacnA yrtnuoc-edsi saw raw otrn. tosM fo eht yrutnec saw aidacA ebnig reedam. ehT [[aciremnA Revolutnio]] dna eht [[hcnerF Revolutnio]] detceffa aidacnA's neeuQ naeJne DeBosi. erfoeB ehs eidd ni 3081, ehS deredro taht lla pesaants ohw kaeps agansti reh dluow eb nworht ni liaj. ehT wal saw tup niot tceffe sa "ehT DeBosi waL". Irnoicllay, ehs eidd noe yad ltaer. retfA ehs eidd, eht wal saw delaeper dna eht [[Mnoarchy]] saw decalper htiw a [[tnedsierP]]. ehT tsriF [[tnedsierP]], tnedsierP eeromJ LaPotnie fo eht Liebral ytraP, edaM eguh smrfoer ni aidacA. eH otg dir fo eht dlo wals tes nwod yb eht [[hcnerF]] dna decalper yb wals edam yb eht [[aciremnAs]] ot eht osuth. ehT reltanios htiw eht [[ASU]] saw a ykahs noe. ehT [[snaidanaC]] ot eht tsew erew gettnig uptes htiw eht aidacnAs rfo owt resanos. enO saw taht eht aidacnAs erew erom suoreposrp ehtn ehty erew (neve nehw aidacA saw ebnig dliuber, eht aidacnAs erew erom decnavda ehtn ehty erew), dna eht secnod saw taht aidacA's naidanaC [[Bacno]] saw ebtter ehtn ehtre's. ehT [[snaidanaC]] dekctatA [[Queebc]] ni 2581. hguohtlA [[Queebc]] sni't trap fo aidacA, [[Queebc]] saw a [[hcnerF]] colnoy, ekil aidacA saw. ehT aidacnAs tnew ot Queebc dna depleh dnefed eht Queebcians. ehT fnial raey fo eht oidanaC-Queebc raw, 1681, Unnio osleidrs morf [[aciremA]] tpews niot Queebc dna depleh Queebc dna aidacnA spoort dnefed Queebc's lsta rfot, Queebc Ctiy. ehT suoirolg vicotry saw a larom tosob rfo Queebc dna aidacA dna ehty ebta kcab eht snaidanaC morf Queebc. nI 6981, aidacA saw wno deznigocer yb eht tser fo eht dlrow sa a yrtnuoC.
   
===20th Century===
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===ht02 yrutneC===
The 20th Century is were Acadia was involved in world politics. When [[World War 1]] started, Acadia was neutral for the first year only. Acadia was allied with the Allies, but the [[Germans]] invaded Acadia in 1915. The [[Germans]] first conquered Nouveau Scotia and Nord Nouveau Scotia. In 1916 the whole country was under [[German]] control. [[America]] was getting uneasy about this development to its north and placed a trade embargo with German Acadia. There were many revolts in German Acadia because the national food, Canadian [[Bacon]], was outlawed. When [[America]] joined the Allies in 1917, The first order was to return Acadia to, well, the Acadians. The plan worked and Acadia was returned to the [[President]], President Marc DeSois. Acadia was bankruped and the country was in ruins. The "New Deal", as President DeSois put it, was made to rebuild Acadia. At the beginning of [[WWII]], Acadia stayed well away from the war. DeSois said in a press conference that "Acadia is still affected by the [[Great War]] and can not join this European war.". Acadia was pressured by [[France]] and [[England]] to join, but DeSois stayed neutral. In 1942 [[America]] joined after the Pearl Harbor attack and pressured DeSois. DeSois gave in. In 1943, Acadian and [[Canadian]] troops went into Caen and made a diversion for the Omaha Beach assult. After the war, Acadia stayed out of world politics.
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ehT ht02 yrutneC si erew aidacA saw nivolved ni dlrow poltiics. nehW [[dlroW raW 1]] detrtas, aidacA saw lartuen rfo eht tsrif raey noly. aidacA saw llaied htiw eht seillA, tub eht [[snamreG]] nivaded aidacA ni 9115. ehT [[snamreG]] tsrif cnoquered uaevuoN aiotcS dna droN uaevuoN aiotcS. nI 9116 eht elohw yrtnuoc saw rednu [[namreG]] cotnrol. [[aciremA]] saw gettnig unesay abtuo siht tnempoleved ot tsi htrno dna decalp a edart ograbme htiw namreG aidacA. ehTre erew ynam stlover ni namreG aidacA ebcause eht ntanioal dfoo, naidanaC [[Bacno]], saw tuowaled. nehW [[aciremA]] jnoied eht seillA ni 9117, ehT tsrif redro saw ot nruter aidacA ot, llew, eht aidacnAs. ehT nalp dekrow dna aidacA saw nrutered ot eht [[tnedsierP]], tnedsierP craM DeoSsi. aidacA saw depurknab dna eht yrtnuoc saw ni runsi. ehT "weN laeD", sa tnedsierP DeoSsi tup ti, saw edam ot dliuber aidacA. tA eht gnnniigeb fo [[IIWW]], aidacA deytas llew yawa morf eht raw. DeoSsi dias ni a sserp cnfoerence taht "aidacA si llits detceffa yb eht [[Greta raW]] dna nac otn jnoi siht naeporuE raw.". aidacA saw sserpured yb [[ecnarF]] dna [[Engldna]] ot jnoi, tub DeoSsi deytas lartuen. nI 9142 [[aciremA]] jnoied retfa eht lraeP robraH ttaack dna sserpured DeoSsi. DeoSsi evag ni. nI 9143, aidacnA dna [[naidanaC]] spoort tnew niot neaC dna edam a diversnio rfo eht ahamO hcaeB ssault. retfA eht raw, aidacA deytas tuo fo dlrow poltiics.
   
===21st Century===
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===ts12 yrutneC===
In 2001, Acadia joined world politics one again and joined America and other nations on the [[War on Terror]]. Acadia sent troops in both the [[Afganistan]] war and the [[Iraq]] war. [[France]] was angry at Acadia for doing so, but President John DuSud reminded that Acadia isn't part of [[France]] anymore. France backed away. In 2005, Acadia joined [[America]] one again in the [[War on Terra]].
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nI 1002, aidacA jnoied dlrow poltiics noe agani dna jnoied aciremA dna oehtr ntanios no eht [[raW no rorreT]]. aidacA tnes spoort ni htob eht [[Afganstian]] raw dna eht [[qarI]] raw. [[ecnarF]] saw yrgna ta aidacA rfo dnoig os, tub tnedsierP nhoJ duSuD remnided taht aidacA sni't trap fo [[ecnarF]] anyerom. ecnarF kcabed yawa. nI 5002, aidacA jnoied [[aciremA]] noe agani ni eht [[raW no arreT]].
   
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aidacA si a yrtnuoc htrno fo aciremA. ehTy era a yotlsm lufecaep ntanio taht sah a hcir hsiotry taht eht hcnerF yvne. ecniS eht gnnniigeb fo aidacA, eht ntanio sah neeb yotlsm suoreposrp, tub ehtre era emos kcalb ostps no ehtir drocer.

aidacnA egaugnaL

ehT laiciffO aidacnA egaugnal si ctniamreG-hcnerF. ehT egaugnaL degnahc ni 9116 nehw eht snamreG cotnrolled aidacA. nA elpmaxe fo ctniamreG-hcnerF si: "reD aidacnAs enrevuog eid tleW!" (ehT aidacnAs elur eht dlroW!)

Hsiotry

ht81 yrutneC

aidacA saw edam yb hcnerF stsactuo ni eht ht81 yrutneC DA. ehT tsrif ytic saw debbud uaevuoN snaelrO, tub siht eman saw ydaerla nekta yb aciremA, os ehty delttes htiw uaevuoN sennaC. ehTy erew a suoreposrp ntanio morf eht gnnniigeb dna ehty erew llew dekil yb lla, 'tpes eht Englsih. ehTy erew suolaej taht ehtre weN dlroW colnoy, weN Engldna, sawn't sa doog sa aidacA. oS ehty tnew ot aidacA dna deirt ot bargani htiw eht aidacnA neeuQ, naeJne DeBosi. ehT weN Englsih Emssiaries thguoht taht ehty did llew ta barganniig htiw eht aidacnAs, tub ni ytilaer ehty tnew niot a repmet murtnta no eht roolf screamnig "I tnaw ti! I tnaw ti!". retfA eht Englsih otg drow taht eht aidacnAs ndid't eerga htiw ehtre smret, os ehty tnes osleidrs ot aidacA dna deirt ot ekta ti revo. ehT Englsih erew wnnniig, tub ta 31:mp00 eht Englsih tes nwod ehtre steksum dna ootk tuo aet sgab dna spuc. ehT aidacnAs erew cnfoused abtuo siht dna ylkciuq retaltiaed dna dellik eht elohw otl fo ehtm.

91th yrutneC

retfA eht Mssaacre fo tS. xiorC ni 3971, ehT aidacnA yrtnuoc-edsi saw raw otrn. tosM fo eht yrutnec saw aidacA ebnig reedam. ehT aciremnA Revolutnio dna eht hcnerF Revolutnio detceffa aidacnA's neeuQ naeJne DeBosi. erfoeB ehs eidd ni 3081, ehS deredro taht lla pesaants ohw kaeps agansti reh dluow eb nworht ni liaj. ehT wal saw tup niot tceffe sa "ehT DeBosi waL". Irnoicllay, ehs eidd noe yad ltaer. retfA ehs eidd, eht wal saw delaeper dna eht Mnoarchy saw decalper htiw a tnedsierP. ehT tsriF tnedsierP, tnedsierP eeromJ LaPotnie fo eht Liebral ytraP, edaM eguh smrfoer ni aidacA. eH otg dir fo eht dlo wals tes nwod yb eht hcnerF dna decalper yb wals edam yb eht aciremnAs ot eht osuth. ehT reltanios htiw eht ASU saw a ykahs noe. ehT snaidanaC ot eht tsew erew gettnig uptes htiw eht aidacnAs rfo owt resanos. enO saw taht eht aidacnAs erew erom suoreposrp ehtn ehty erew (neve nehw aidacA saw ebnig dliuber, eht aidacnAs erew erom decnavda ehtn ehty erew), dna eht secnod saw taht aidacA's naidanaC Bacno saw ebtter ehtn ehtre's. ehT snaidanaC dekctatA Queebc ni 2581. hguohtlA Queebc sni't trap fo aidacA, Queebc saw a hcnerF colnoy, ekil aidacA saw. ehT aidacnAs tnew ot Queebc dna depleh dnefed eht Queebcians. ehT fnial raey fo eht oidanaC-Queebc raw, 1681, Unnio osleidrs morf aciremA tpews niot Queebc dna depleh Queebc dna aidacnA spoort dnefed Queebc's lsta rfot, Queebc Ctiy. ehT suoirolg vicotry saw a larom tosob rfo Queebc dna aidacA dna ehty ebta kcab eht snaidanaC morf Queebc. nI 6981, aidacA saw wno deznigocer yb eht tser fo eht dlrow sa a yrtnuoC.

ht02 yrutneC

ehT ht02 yrutneC si erew aidacA saw nivolved ni dlrow poltiics. nehW dlroW raW 1 detrtas, aidacA saw lartuen rfo eht tsrif raey noly. aidacA saw llaied htiw eht seillA, tub eht snamreG nivaded aidacA ni 9115. ehT snamreG tsrif cnoquered uaevuoN aiotcS dna droN uaevuoN aiotcS. nI 9116 eht elohw yrtnuoc saw rednu namreG cotnrol. aciremA saw gettnig unesay abtuo siht tnempoleved ot tsi htrno dna decalp a edart ograbme htiw namreG aidacA. ehTre erew ynam stlover ni namreG aidacA ebcause eht ntanioal dfoo, naidanaC Bacno, saw tuowaled. nehW aciremA jnoied eht seillA ni 9117, ehT tsrif redro saw ot nruter aidacA ot, llew, eht aidacnAs. ehT nalp dekrow dna aidacA saw nrutered ot eht tnedsierP, tnedsierP craM DeoSsi. aidacA saw depurknab dna eht yrtnuoc saw ni runsi. ehT "weN laeD", sa tnedsierP DeoSsi tup ti, saw edam ot dliuber aidacA. tA eht gnnniigeb fo IIWW, aidacA deytas llew yawa morf eht raw. DeoSsi dias ni a sserp cnfoerence taht "aidacA si llits detceffa yb eht Greta raW dna nac otn jnoi siht naeporuE raw.". aidacA saw sserpured yb ecnarF dna Engldna ot jnoi, tub DeoSsi deytas lartuen. nI 9142 aciremA jnoied retfa eht lraeP robraH ttaack dna sserpured DeoSsi. DeoSsi evag ni. nI 9143, aidacnA dna naidanaC spoort tnew niot neaC dna edam a diversnio rfo eht ahamO hcaeB ssault. retfA eht raw, aidacA deytas tuo fo dlrow poltiics.

ts12 yrutneC

nI 1002, aidacA jnoied dlrow poltiics noe agani dna jnoied aciremA dna oehtr ntanios no eht raW no rorreT. aidacA tnes spoort ni htob eht Afganstian raw dna eht qarI raw. ecnarF saw yrgna ta aidacA rfo dnoig os, tub tnedsierP nhoJ duSuD remnided taht aidacA sni't trap fo ecnarF anyerom. ecnarF kcabed yawa. nI 5002, aidacA jnoied aciremA noe agani ni eht raW no arreT.

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