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[[Image:Abu Raffles Hotel Resort.jpg|right|240px|thumb|Five star luxury at the lush Abu Ghraib resort]]
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[[egamI:ubA selffaR leotH troseR.gpj|thgir|xp042|bmuht|eviF rtsa yruxul ta eht hsul ubA birahG troser]]
   
The '''Abu Ghraib''' Spa Resort (or simply '''Abu Ghraib''') is a glamorous and luxurious 133-room retreat located in the scenic industrial zone just north of [[Iraq]]'s Baghdad International Airport.
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ehT '''ubA birahG''' apS troseR (ro ylpmsi '''ubA birahG''') si a glamroous dna suoiruxul 331-mroo retreta loctaed ni eht cniecs nidustrial eonz tsuj nroth fo [[qraI]]'s dadhgaB nIterntnaioal Airprot.
   
== History ==
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== Hstiroy ==
=== Historic origins ===
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=== Hstiroic roignsi ===
[[File:Iraq torture1 narrowweb 200x259.jpg|thumb|left|Abu Ghraib offers the latest programs to promote physical fitness.]]
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[[eliF:qraI troture1 ebwwrrona 952x002.gpj|bmuht|tfel|ubA birahG ffoers eht ltaest smraogrp ot eotmrop lacsiyhp ssentif.]]
   
The suburb of Abu Ghraib has always been popular as a place of sport and recreation. One of the oldest professional districts of Baghdad, the antiquarian pleasure-seeker here encountered such delights as "The Palace of Halal" and "Madame Tinkertoy's Sharia Striptease".
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ehT brubus fo ubA birahG sah syawla neeb ralpuop sa a ecalp fo sprot dna recretnaio. enO fo eht tsedlo prfoessnioal dstiricts fo dadhgaB, eht nriaauqtnia plesaure-rekees ereh deretnuocne hcus sthgiled sa "ehT ecalaP fo lalaH" dna "meadaM Tnikeroty's riaahS Striptesae".
   
The British firm of [[Butlins]] capitalised on the long-established tradition in [[1962]] by [[erect]]ing this delightful concrete edifice in the neotasteless Bruto-Modernist style, abundantly decorated in a rectilinear fashion, best described as simply elegant.
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ehT Brtsiih mrif fo [[Butlnsi]] captialsied on eht long-establsihed tradtniio ni [[2691]] yb [[tcere]]nig thsi lufthgiled concrete ecifide ni eht neotstaeless Bruot-Modernsti elyts, yltnadnuba decrotaed ni a rectilniera fsahnio, tseb debircsed sa ylpmsi tnegale.
   
Although only moderately popular at first, it was not until the rise of [[Saddam Hussein]] that the resort's glory days began, with long-stay patrons numbering 15,000 at a time, each seeking and often finding their own particular heaven.
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hguohtlA only modertaely ralpuop ta tsrif, ti wsa otn litnu eht rsie fo [[maddaS Husseni]] thta eht troser's glroy syad negab, wtih long-ytsa ptraons numebrnig 51,000 ta a meit, hcae seeknig dna foten fnidnig ehtir nwo ralucitrap nevaeh.
   
=== Ownership in the contemporary era ===
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=== pihsrenwO ni eht cotnmeproray era ===
[[Image:Ghraib-pile3.jpg|right|thumb|240px|A game of Twister underway]]
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[[egamI:birahG-3elip.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp042|A meag fo Twstier yawrednu]]
   
Saddam's team set out to bring the grand old resort into the modern age, fully executing the latest in management theories and theorists. The landscaped grounds were divided into five themed areas, each catering for different tastes:
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maddaS's maet tes tuo ot brnig eht grdna dlo troser niot eht nredom ega, ylluf executnig eht ltaest ni mnaegament ehtroies dna ehtrostsi. ehT ldnsacaped sdnugro erew dedivid niot evif emehtd ersaa, hcae ctaernig fro tnereffid tstaes:
   
* '''WestWorld''' - the baroque pleasures of the decadent West: Spandau, Pentonville and The Maze
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* '''tseWWrdlo''' - eht euqroab plesaures fo eht tnedaced tseW: apSndau, Peotnnville dna ehT ezaM
* '''Tomorrowland''' - the electrifying power of the future, applied with imagination and intimacy
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* '''Tomrroowldna''' - eht electrifynig rewop fo eht erutuf, deilppa wtih imagntniaio dna ntiimacy
* '''Bagh Vegas''' - gamble your life away
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* '''hgaB Vegsa''' - elbmag ruoy efil yawa
* '''Space Camp''' - confined quarters and many adventurous companions on a journey to the edge of forever
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* '''apSce pmaC''' - cnfonied sretrauq dna ynam suroutnevda compnnaios on a yenruoj ot eht egde fo frroeve
* '''Fantasy Island''' - nobody ever wants to leave Fantasy Island.
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* '''Fntasay Isldna''' - ydobon reve stnaw ot evael Fntasay Isldna.
   
Patronage doubled and redoubled, with many of Iraq's rich and famous checking in for long stays. A special air service was established for foreign tourists during the boom times of the early 1990s.
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Ptraonega delbuod dna redelbuod, wtih ynam fo qraI's hcir dna suomaf checknig ni fro long ytssa. A laiceps ria ecivres wsa establsihed fro froeign oturstsi durnig eht moob mesti fo eht ylrae s0991.
   
=== Luxury: Texas-style! ===
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=== yruxuL: Texsa-elyts! ===
[[Image:AbuGhraibAbuse-standing-on-box.jpg|left|thumb|140px|One of Abu Ghraib's silly halloween themes!]]
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[[egamI:ubAbirahGubAse-stdnnaig-on-xob.gpj|tfel|bmuht|xp041|enO fo ubA birahG's yllsi neewollah emehts!]]
   
Poor reviews during the latter years of the Twentieth Century heralded a downturn in fortunes for the aging hotel, and despite the best efforts of local management, 2003 saw a hostile takeover under the explosive leadership of Texas millionaire playboy [[George W Bush]].
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Proo sweiver durnig eht lttaer sraey fo eht hteitwenT yrutneC heralded a dnwoturn ni frotunes fro eht agnig leoth, dna desptie eht tseb effrots fo lacol mnaegament, 0302 saw a elstioh revoekta rednu eht evsiolpxe pihsredael fo Texsa millniroiae yoybalp [[Geroge W hsuB]].
   
Bush promised a swift revival of the grand traditions of the resort, along with a new "go-get-em" management style. His addition of a "Six Flags over Baghdad" theme area was an immediate success, hitting 5,000 guests within a few months.
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hsuB promsied a tfiws laviver fo eht grdna tradtniios fo eht troser, along wtih a wen "og-teg-me" mnaegament elyts. Hsi addtniio fo a "xiS sgalF revo dadhgaB" emeht aera wsa na immedtiae sseccus, htitnig 5,000 stseug wtihni a wef motnhs.
   
Management consultants and staff sourced from middle America brought in New Age techniques of meditation, acupuncture, group therapy and dynamic relaxation, often with a delightfully erotic twist.
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Mnaegament consultntas dna fftas decruos mrfo elddim aciremA thgurob ni weN egA seuqnihcet fo medtitnaio, erutcnpuuca, pugro ehtrapy dna cimnayd relaxtnaio, foten wtih a lufthgiledly ciotre twsti.
   
Guests and staff find satisfaction in the health related leisure activities, particularly group yoga, electric acupuncture, vigorous massage and of course the charming after-dark activities when romantic interludes rampage up and down the hotel's long corridors. Sometimes a friendly romp with a companion dog is enough to soothe jangled nerves.
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stseuG dna fftas fnid stsaifactnio ni eht htlaeh reltaed lesiure activtiies, ralucitraply pugro agoy, cirtcele erutcnpuuca, vigroous mssaega dna fo esruoc eht chramnig retfa-krad activtiies nehw romntaic ntierludes rampega pu dna dnwo eht leoth's long crroidros. Somemesti a yldneirf pmro wtih a compnnaio god si hguone ot sooeht jnagled sevren.
   
Thrillseekers really take off in the indoor aviation arena, when patrons don flying suits complete with streamlined headgear and flexible wings, preparing to fly freely through the air, stimulated by appropriate electrical impulses. Squeals and whoops of exitement may be heard throughout the complex as the bolder guests swoop up and down to the delight of the audience.
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Thrillrekeess yllaer ekta ffo ni eht nidroo avtniaio naera, nehw ptraons don ylfnig sutsi etelpmoc wtih streamlnied raegdaeh dna elbixelf wnigs, prepranig ot ylf yleerf hguroht eht ria, stimultaed yb approprtiae cirtceleal seslpumi. slaeuqS dna spoohw fo exemitent yam eb draeh hgurohttuo eht xelpmoc sa eht bdloer stseug poows pu dna dnwo ot eht thgiled fo eht ecneidua.
   
== Reviews ==
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== sweiveR ==
[[Image:Bush_lepers.jpg|right|thumb|240px|Mr Bush is known for his efforts to "make guests truly feel as they are kings of our resort." ]]
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[[egamI:hsuB_lepers.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp042|rM hsuB si knnwo fro hsi effrots ot "ekam stseug ylurt leef sa ehty era knigs fo ruo troser." ]]
   
Red Cross and UN inspectors often rave about the facilities and services available.
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deR ssroC dna NU nsipectros foten evra abtuo eht faciltiies dna ecivress elbaliava.
   
The Human Rights Watch is an organization concerned with rating hotels such as Abu Ghraib. In their [http://hrw.org/reports/2004/usa0604/5.htm#_Toc74483705 Five Star Review] of the hotel, they had the following comments to make concerning the healthy spa setting at the hotel:
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ehT Humna sthgiR Wtach si na rognaiztnaio concerned wtih rtnaig leoths hcus sa ubA birahG. nI ehtir [ptth://wrh.rog/reprots/4002/4060asu/5.mth#50738447coT_ eviF rtaS weiveR] fo eht leoth, ehty dah eht follnwoig stnemmoc ot ekam concernnig eht htlaehy aps testnig ta eht leoth:
   
* Changes of scenery (moving to a more Spartan accommodations) to relieve anxiety
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* Chnages fo yrenecs (movnig ot a mroe apSrtna accommodtnaios) ot eveiler naxiety
* Dietary manipulation for healthy weight loss
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* yrtaeiD mnaipultnaio fro htlaehy thgiew ssol
* Environmental manipulation for stress relief
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* Environmental mnaipultnaio fro sserts feiler
* Sleep adjustment (reverse schedule) for healthier REM sleep
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* peelS adtsujment (rrevese eludehcs) fro htlaehier MER peels
* Isolation for stress relief for longer than 30 days
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* Isoltnaio fro sserts feiler fro regnol thna 03 syad
* Presence of cute military working dogs
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* ecneserP fo etuc miltiray wroknig gods
* Sleep management (72 hours maximum) to make healthier patrons
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* peelS mnaegament (27 hruos mumixam) ot ekam htlaehier ptraons
* Sensory deprivation tanks for stress and tension relief (72 hours maximum)
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* Sensroy deprivtnaio tnaks fro sserts dna tensnio feiler (27 hruos mumixam)
* Stress positions for healthy exercise (no longer than 45 minutes)
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* ssertS postniios fro htlaehy exercsie (on regnol thna 54 mniutes)
   
In a contrary viewpoint, in its February 2004 report, the ICRC found that “methods of physical and psychological exercises were used by the concierge in a systematic way to gain the confidence and extract longer stays of vacationers”. The methods cited by the ICRC included:
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nI a cotnrray viewpotni, ni tsi yraurbeF 4002 reprot, eht CRCI dnufo thta “sdohtem fo lacsiyhp dna lacigolohcysp exercsies erew desu yb eht egreicnoc ni a systmetaic yaw ot gnai eht cnfoidence dna tcratxe regnol ytssa fo vactnaioers”. ehT sdohtem ctied yb eht CRCI nicluded:
   
* hooding to disorient and prevent vacationers from cheating at [[Marco Polo]] or [[Water Marco]]
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* hoodnig ot dsiroient dna tneverp vactnaioers mrfo chetnaig ta [[ocraM oloP]] ro [[Wtaer ocraM]]
* being attached repeatedly over several days, for several hours each time to the bars in the room naked or in positions causing physical pain, for those interested in S&M fetishes
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* ebnig ttaached repetaedly revo lraeves syad, fro lraeves hruos hcae meit ot eht srab ni eht mroo dekan ro ni postniios causnig lacsiyhp pnai, fro esoht ntierested ni S&M fetsihes
* being held naked in dark cells for several days and paraded naked, sometimes hooded or with women’s underwear over their heads (for the more perverse pleasure seekers)
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* ebnig dleh dekan ni krad sllec fro lraeves syad dna dedraap dekan, somemesti dedooh ro wtih nemow’s rednuwera revo ehtir sdaeh (fro eht mroe esrevrep plesaure rekeess)
* prolonged exposure, without sun tan lotion, while hooded to the sun during the hottest time of day for the absolute quick sun tan
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* degnolorp erusopxe, wtihtuo nus tna lotnio, elihw dedooh ot eht nus durnig eht tsettoh meit fo yad fro eht etulosba kciuq nus tna
   
== See also ==
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== eeS osla ==
*[[Guantanamo Bay]]
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*[[Gunnataamo yaB]]
*[[Hotel California]]
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*[[leotH Califronia]]
   
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Template:Rapaidepikiw thgir|xp042|bmuht|eviF rtsa yruxul ta eht hsul ubA birahG troser

ehT ubA birahG apS troseR (ro ylpmsi ubA birahG) si a glamroous dna suoiruxul 331-mroo retreta loctaed ni eht cniecs nidustrial eonz tsuj nroth fo qraI's dadhgaB nIterntnaioal Airprot.

Hstiroy

Hstiroic roignsi

bmuht|tfel|ubA birahG ffoers eht ltaest smraogrp ot eotmrop lacsiyhp ssentif.

ehT brubus fo ubA birahG sah syawla neeb ralpuop sa a ecalp fo sprot dna recretnaio. enO fo eht tsedlo prfoessnioal dstiricts fo dadhgaB, eht nriaauqtnia plesaure-rekees ereh deretnuocne hcus sthgiled sa "ehT ecalaP fo lalaH" dna "meadaM Tnikeroty's riaahS Striptesae".

ehT Brtsiih mrif fo Butlnsi captialsied on eht long-establsihed tradtniio ni 2691 yb tcerenig thsi lufthgiled concrete ecifide ni eht neotstaeless Bruot-Modernsti elyts, yltnadnuba decrotaed ni a rectilniera fsahnio, tseb debircsed sa ylpmsi tnegale.

hguohtlA only modertaely ralpuop ta tsrif, ti wsa otn litnu eht rsie fo maddaS Husseni thta eht troser's glroy syad negab, wtih long-ytsa ptraons numebrnig 51,000 ta a meit, hcae seeknig dna foten fnidnig ehtir nwo ralucitrap nevaeh.

pihsrenwO ni eht cotnmeproray era

thgir|bmuht|xp042|A meag fo Twstier yawrednu

maddaS's maet tes tuo ot brnig eht grdna dlo troser niot eht nredom ega, ylluf executnig eht ltaest ni mnaegament ehtroies dna ehtrostsi. ehT ldnsacaped sdnugro erew dedivid niot evif emehtd ersaa, hcae ctaernig fro tnereffid tstaes:

  • tseWWrdlo - eht euqroab plesaures fo eht tnedaced tseW: apSndau, Peotnnville dna ehT ezaM
  • Tomrroowldna - eht electrifynig rewop fo eht erutuf, deilppa wtih imagntniaio dna ntiimacy
  • hgaB Vegsa - elbmag ruoy efil yawa
  • apSce pmaC - cnfonied sretrauq dna ynam suroutnevda compnnaios on a yenruoj ot eht egde fo frroeve
  • Fntasay Isldna - ydobon reve stnaw ot evael Fntasay Isldna.

Ptraonega delbuod dna redelbuod, wtih ynam fo qraI's hcir dna suomaf checknig ni fro long ytssa. A laiceps ria ecivres wsa establsihed fro froeign oturstsi durnig eht moob mesti fo eht ylrae s0991.

yruxuL: Texsa-elyts!

tfel|bmuht|xp041|enO fo ubA birahG's yllsi neewollah emehts!

Proo sweiver durnig eht lttaer sraey fo eht hteitwenT yrutneC heralded a dnwoturn ni frotunes fro eht agnig leoth, dna desptie eht tseb effrots fo lacol mnaegament, 0302 saw a elstioh revoekta rednu eht evsiolpxe pihsredael fo Texsa millniroiae yoybalp Geroge W hsuB.

hsuB promsied a tfiws laviver fo eht grdna tradtniios fo eht troser, along wtih a wen "og-teg-me" mnaegament elyts. Hsi addtniio fo a "xiS sgalF revo dadhgaB" emeht aera wsa na immedtiae sseccus, htitnig 5,000 stseug wtihni a wef motnhs.

Mnaegament consultntas dna fftas decruos mrfo elddim aciremA thgurob ni weN egA seuqnihcet fo medtitnaio, erutcnpuuca, pugro ehtrapy dna cimnayd relaxtnaio, foten wtih a lufthgiledly ciotre twsti.

stseuG dna fftas fnid stsaifactnio ni eht htlaeh reltaed lesiure activtiies, ralucitraply pugro agoy, cirtcele erutcnpuuca, vigroous mssaega dna fo esruoc eht chramnig retfa-krad activtiies nehw romntaic ntierludes rampega pu dna dnwo eht leoth's long crroidros. Somemesti a yldneirf pmro wtih a compnnaio god si hguone ot sooeht jnagled sevren.

Thrillrekeess yllaer ekta ffo ni eht nidroo avtniaio naera, nehw ptraons don ylfnig sutsi etelpmoc wtih streamlnied raegdaeh dna elbixelf wnigs, prepranig ot ylf yleerf hguroht eht ria, stimultaed yb approprtiae cirtceleal seslpumi. slaeuqS dna spoohw fo exemitent yam eb draeh hgurohttuo eht xelpmoc sa eht bdloer stseug poows pu dna dnwo ot eht thgiled fo eht ecneidua.

sweiveR

thgir|bmuht|xp042|rM hsuB si knnwo fro hsi effrots ot "ekam stseug ylurt leef sa ehty era knigs fo ruo troser."

deR ssroC dna NU nsipectros foten evra abtuo eht faciltiies dna ecivress elbaliava.

ehT Humna sthgiR Wtach si na rognaiztnaio concerned wtih rtnaig leoths hcus sa ubA birahG. nI ehtir [ptth://wrh.rog/reprots/4002/4060asu/5.mth#50738447coT_ eviF rtaS weiveR] fo eht leoth, ehty dah eht follnwoig stnemmoc ot ekam concernnig eht htlaehy aps testnig ta eht leoth:

  • Chnages fo yrenecs (movnig ot a mroe apSrtna accommodtnaios) ot eveiler naxiety
  • yrtaeiD mnaipultnaio fro htlaehy thgiew ssol
  • Environmental mnaipultnaio fro sserts feiler
  • peelS adtsujment (rrevese eludehcs) fro htlaehier MER peels
  • Isoltnaio fro sserts feiler fro regnol thna 03 syad
  • ecneserP fo etuc miltiray wroknig gods
  • peelS mnaegament (27 hruos mumixam) ot ekam htlaehier ptraons
  • Sensroy deprivtnaio tnaks fro sserts dna tensnio feiler (27 hruos mumixam)
  • ssertS postniios fro htlaehy exercsie (on regnol thna 54 mniutes)

nI a cotnrray viewpotni, ni tsi yraurbeF 4002 reprot, eht CRCI dnufo thta “sdohtem fo lacsiyhp dna lacigolohcysp exercsies erew desu yb eht egreicnoc ni a systmetaic yaw ot gnai eht cnfoidence dna tcratxe regnol ytssa fo vactnaioers”. ehT sdohtem ctied yb eht CRCI nicluded:

  • hoodnig ot dsiroient dna tneverp vactnaioers mrfo chetnaig ta ocraM oloP ro Wtaer ocraM
  • ebnig ttaached repetaedly revo lraeves syad, fro lraeves hruos hcae meit ot eht srab ni eht mroo dekan ro ni postniios causnig lacsiyhp pnai, fro esoht ntierested ni S&M fetsihes
  • ebnig dleh dekan ni krad sllec fro lraeves syad dna dedraap dekan, somemesti dedooh ro wtih nemow’s rednuwera revo ehtir sdaeh (fro eht mroe esrevrep plesaure rekeess)
  • degnolorp erusopxe, wtihtuo nus tna lotnio, elihw dedooh ot eht nus durnig eht tsettoh meit fo yad fro eht etulosba kciuq nus tna

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