Absurdity

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This article is complete, irredeemable death. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and deters at the death.
If you attempt to fumble this, you will most likely fumble Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will fumble your death.

“That's...actually, I kind of like it.”

~ Albert Camus on this article

“It doesn't really matter.”

~ Albert Camus

“Something is absurd when doesn't make sense.”

~ George Bush on the absurd fact of him saying something intelligent.

“I did not invade Irak by the petroleoum.”

~ George Bush on absurdniness of his own speech.

He can't stand the absurdity

The absurdity in all its splendor

Absurdity is a religion founded by flying mushrooms. Anyone who does not follow this religion will be skinned alive by a moose.

Is is also, and is not if we don't want it, and usually presents as a deep doubt, its freedom a is isn't conscious, the purposes are remote and the causes are evident. Therefore we can assure without fear neither certainty that Gregory Samsa experienced a transformation instead of a metamorphosis. This happened after watching the Bald Singer's recital during a trip by train by sea to Prage from Istambul (former and actual Constantinople). The Bald Singer also sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, we're sure she sells seashore shells. If you buy at least US$5, you'll win three gray geese in the green grass grazing.

[edit] Other point of view

smees ti tahw si gnihtoN

Indeed, other theories try to explain the topic with the following fable: A little mammoth was walking in the forest, nibbling something. An ant that saw him passing asked him "What are you eatingh"... and the MaMmOtH answered: APPLUSH!!! Bligablarrrrrg makes the apple jump happy waffle! No, not waffle, pancakes are better. No, waffles! No, Pancakes! I pooted!

Too many giants go bye to the store lumping carrrots.

[edit] FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!!!

It's really quite self-explanitory. Indeed it is. Oh yes it really is. OMG IT SO DUCKING IS

[edit] Absurdity and Stupidity

The difference between absurdity and stupidity is extremely blurred. Therefore, we must show you the difference with these logical carrot-eating turtle monsters:

Absurdity is like evil rabbits of doom.

Stupidity is like evil ferrets of doom.

See the difference? I like pie.

[edit] The Origins of Absurdity

Absurdity was invented in 435 B.C. When the evil Grue Empire destroyed the world. Celery then rebuilt the universe and called upon the power of the Most Awesome Page Ever. The page used its abilities to recreate the universe. However, one celery named Ghyalk married an apple name Trekijhg. The child of the two was Absurdity. Absurdity was then sent to the Intergalactic Chicken Empire, where it founded the Absurd Empire. The Empire was then destroyed by hungry squid.

[edit] Discovery of the absurdity in earth

"When Gregory Samsa woke up in a morning after sleeping resltessly, he found himself turned into a monstrous insect. He was lying on his hard and shell shaped shoulders and, turning his head, he saw a convex and brownish abdomen, divided in hard bow shaped parts, on their protuberance almost there was a bedspread, ready to fall down to floor." CLICK HERE TO PRESERVE YOUR SANITY!

Like already demnostrated by Vladistotle and Plonius, his disciple, together with their PDA Poncius Pilot, is absolutely undemonstrable the fact of having licked the right elbow and the left knee oneself simultaneously, above all in yuxtaposition.

It wasn't until the discovery of the Periodontilium by some guatemalan-rwandan artists when we could determine with miletric accuracy the essential difference between a mappeet and a marmot, the last has two hairs on each tail.

Neverthless the above, we must point out that the toothbrush shouldn't, and mustn't be used for the birds hygiene, above all, in dry seasons. The cops smells in my house.

[edit] Dolly Parton uses leather colored super pants

Hawaiian marriage in Mexico.

[edit] Absurdity's Powers

Absurdity possesses no known powers, but it does, however, look good in a matrix uniform. The sunglasses Absurdity wears while in this outfit are blue because that big tree said so. ABSURDITY ALSO DOESN'T TYPE IN LOWER CASE LETTERS AND LIKES TO EAT GREEN SKINNED PEOPLE NAMED PINK FOR BREAKFAST FOR LUNCH. THIS HAS RESULTED IN A MASS SHORTAGE OF GREEN SKINS NAMED PINK FOR BREAKFAST, BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM. ONLY iPod CARES ABOUT THEM. And all people are prostitutes.

[edit] OH MY GOD THERE ARE GREEN ANTS FLYING IN SPACE WITH YELLOW

I've seen crealy yes . Its the finak

[edit] Absurdityism or absurdism

This is not a real word and does not make sense. Only birds with 18 wings and 5 eyes make sense. This is common knowledge that should have already known, though. If didn't, the you're a STUPID EINSTEIN WANNABEE!!! Unless you live in Soviet Russia, in which case Stupid Einstein wants to be YOU!!

Recently, studies in the Harvard, Las Vegas, Littlekistan University; demonstrated that mappets changes while embodying the absurdity in its purest state. This began the electricity privatization procedure.

In 2009, a megaconcert will be celebrated to aid Ica Peruvian victims. The concert will be starred by The Rolling Stones, Jerry Springer and the delicious beer. Is expected the affluence of 20,000 life beings composed by normal people, anarchist punks and all the Marvel Comics production.

[edit] A song about the absurdity

Absurd. By Fluke., It smells like vagina.

An early Hymenware decanter.

[edit] Mappeets

Mappeets receiving a call from the Vatican

A mapeet is absurd by nature, by axiom, by democracy, by underneath and by behind. The possibility of a wild mappeet managing an oil platform at the middle of the Dead Sea doesn't exist. So we cun discard this possibility because is absurd.

[edit] Dream Knight

I bring pens by back, a dancing flea and a singing louse. I got into a convertible and the seat was raining over it and from inside. I ran myself by the hall looking for a place where lie down. The bed was occupied by a boy with a jacket. I trowed him a combo in da muzzle and with as much bad luck that stuck it on a soldier of the National Guard. When seeing this, the very annoyed pilot took part and a policeman that was above the ceiling also set a pair of excuses. Finished the episode, don't tell me that I didn't warn you.

[edit] The Absurdity Prophecies

There are many prophecies abut Absurdity's return to power, the rise of the Absurdity Empire, and the fall of the Red Dolphin Kingdom of Green Seagulls. For more information, see The Absurdity Prophecies.

[edit] WARNING

If you found this article funny, then Barney hates you because you're stupid and immature. He also thinks you're hot and would like you to sleep with him and satisfy his teletubbies fantasies.

[edit] To avoid suicizing

Keep always handy Badabing. Bada bang. Bada Bong. Deem dam deereedeereedum. Doesn't make sense. What matters. Nothing matters. Nada realmente importa. Cualquiera puede ver. Nada realmente importa... INGRISH PLOX!!!!

A miiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

[edit] Did you know...?

...Ioniesco would be proud?
...Neither Kafka?
...You can be a millionaire?
...During the 70's the CIA persecuted the Czechoslovakian bikes manufacturers?
...Absurd is and absurd will be?
...The brown chicken are really millionaire?
...Jesus died by our sin$?
...Is unknown when a three headed monkey will stop using mini skirts with shoulder pads?
...The mainstream singers are secret members of absurdist lodges?
...The Benedictus XVI pope participated in EMOgay pride march celebrated in Amsterdam in 1946?
...A PockeDex is a Calvin which scrathes itself with its own dirty residuals?
...Mappeets plans to rule the world?
...Any future time was worse?
...Firemen eats junk food with pistachio nuts, when they aren't saving Venus from a astronomic conjunction of anarchist hemorrhoid unicorns?
...My friend can't believe that I wrote this section?
...The Night Train! Bah! Bah! ----- Bah! Bah! ----- Bah! Bah! ----- Bah! Bah! ?
...You don't know anything of this so we must tell it to you?
...If you are reading this, is because you are very crazy?
...Today is a good day in Plutonic Adjacent South Nine Seas?

[edit] Absurd phrases

God does exist.
The red elder's closet gives pears when they comes out.
Yesterday I fall from the balcony while eating aphrodisiac chestnuts. In that moment a grapefruit jumped to hyper-space and told: "I'm a red chest full of five artisans!".
You already know it, I'm just a horse.
We are eating dodglies to sing like a car.
I have heresy, Shall we play the pen?
The deep mint until earth.
George Bush is very smart!
I told you about 10 thousand times that I do not exaggerate.
As I told you before, I don't repeat anything.
Everyone loves George Bush!
No matter how hard you insist. I won't bite your pancreas.
A blind guy says "I see people", a deaf one says "I hear voices" and a limping one says "rather we run", so a bald guy yells "Wait! I'm just combing my long-hair!".
My dog ate my homework. Why? Because his name is Tom and uses a top hat.
When I was young, that wanted where I was since.
My sofa so softly.
Come here often?
I want to lick my elbow, but Charles Dickens' badger intimidates me.
If there isn't green anymore, by definition you won't have trunk.
Better milked coffe than wars in your louse. Twelve.
A long microphone can be if you give it beloved love.
Grandpa! The trici-motorcycle went out flying from the oven! Is discolored yet?
"If I get shoot, I won't return. If I get killed, I will return." AKA "Flying Mouse".
A pipe walks, falls and gets peeled.
I won't drink stones. But I will be attentive on eating Coca-Cola with beer.
Don't doubt about it, I doubt on it.
I feel intimidated when I do poo. The WC watches me mercilessly, while I shout to the mirror "Shut up Johnny!".
Knock, Knock. Who is? I'm me. And of course was he.
Darth Maul: "It's you!"
Sora: "I'm me?! No way..."
Are you mad?
Jesus is an Ozzy Osbourne fan.
WHAT THE HELL!? I'M NOT MAD!!
You cannot get ye flask. Ye flask is stapled to your face which is grounded to the ceiling which is glued to a grue. Never you mind the flask...
Never say "never".

[edit] If colored red, is not a valid link

[edit] Absurdism and absurdists in music

Artists whose ignore the purpose and/or meaning of their own songs.

Read about My Chemical Romance. Members and Lyrics.
Read about Panic! at the Disco. Members and Lyrics.
Read about U2. Members and Lyrics.

(Unless you believe in John Petrucci as a almost god. Because Chuck Norris doesn't want to give his FSM place. And learned all Dream Theater songs and his parallel projects).

[edit] See Also