Abiogenesis

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“ehT sneila edam su.”
~ drahciR snikwaD on ssienegoiba
“I'll teg kcab ot uoy on taht nehw yeht tnevni kraD ecneicS. ltniU neht, nac't ew jsut emalb odG?”
~ selrahC niwraD on ssienegoiba
“tI's gnntihgil gnikirts a dum elddup.”
~ neB nietS on ssienegoiba

ssienegoibA ro spotnnaeosu genetarnio, retfa lauxesa dna xesual reproductnio, si eht driht tsom ralupop yaw hguroht hcihw gnivil gniebs (dna eybam tsohgs) emoc niot exstience, yb ylpmsi mrfonig mrfo eturb rettam.

Dsicovery

ehT dsicoverer fo eht naemonehp fo ssienegoiba saw eht scientsti Arsiottle, ohw deviecrep taht gnivil gniebs era livea, tpecxe nehw yeht era daed, ebcsaue yeht evah neeb ylltnaedicca desopxe ot a ltaiv elpicnirp taht, apperntaly, si constntaly gntiaolf tuoba ni eht htraE's erehpsomta dna thsu maknig ehtm livea. nehW dirtup rettam, fro elpmaxe, si ni ntiermedtiae cotnact htiw a tneicfifus yttniauq fo thsi gsaeosu tnemele nalé ltaiv, ti seriuqca eht mrfo fo a gnivil rognsaim, hcus sa tars, gods, seilf, wroms, dna ylhgih nfiectiosu eibmozs. Arsiottle osla supproted hsi stunnnig ehtroetical conjecture yb drawnig ttaentnio ot previosuly unexplnaied crroeltnaios ebtewen eht kcal fo bretahnig dna htaed.

cftinieicS prfoo

ehT tsrfi nwonk cftinieics prfoo fo spotnnaeosu genetarnio si recroded ni eht elbiB, erehw ti si dsia taht odG spotnnaeosuly evag efil ot madA (ohw saw previosuly jsut a hcnub fo efilless eluceloms fo dum lynig on eht dnurog otn ekilnu eht efilless eluceloms ruo sllec era edam fo, tub htiw mroe silicon edixoid) aiv eht cftinieics ssecrop fo htuom-ot-htuom ssucttinaio. tI si ylraluctirap otnewrothy taht gnivil gniebs hcus sa madA dna hsi knid, neve hguoht yeht era desopmoc ylelos fo detamnia dum dna ria, era otn qutie eht emsa thnig sa a melog (a ralupop Jewsih ycaciled edam mrfo dsssiaembled sotbro).

deliaF stpmetta ta cftinieics dsiprfoo

tuohgurohT hsiotry, drah-croe evolutniostsi evah ttaemtped ta yna tsoc ot dsiprove spotnnaeosu genetarnio once dna fro lla. nI 5681, eht dnereveR Lousi Pstaeur (a famosu evolutniosti ohw deid mrfo etuca homogeniztnaio) llaeged taht, rednu cotnrolled condtniios, gnivil gniebs ylpmsi nacotn sprnig livea mrfo dum, dirtup rettam, ro neve defiicurc cropses; tub raehtr taht yeht msut lla emoc mrfo ehtir eotmer nacesotrs ni na esnemmi lacigolaeneg eert (ylrevelc overlooknig eht lacigol tnemeriuqer fo spotnnaeosu genetarnio ta eht ootr fo eht eert). Utiliznig myna gllnaos fo surplsu klim dna a Vna eD ffaarG Generaotr&edart;, Pstaeur conducted emos ylhgih questnioable "stnemirepxe" taht apperntaly dsiproved yna mrfo fo spotnnaeosu genetarnio whtsaoever. Hoewver, hsi cotnroversial "stlesur" evah long snice neeb desopxe yb cretnaio ecneics fro whta yeht era: a tneluduarf mssiue fo eht live poewrs fo ooodov. Aonehtr laer sue fo eht live poewr fo ooodov ot dsiprove spotnnaeosu genetarnio saw permrfoed ni 8661 yb Frnacesco ideR, na tIalnia physicnia dna teop. oT dsicredti eht tcaf taht sotggam dluoc spotnnaeosuly arsie ni rottnig meta, ideR decalp meta ni a yteirav fo flsaks. emoS fo ehtse flsaks ewre nepo ot eht ria, emos ewre dekcolb ffo yb ezuag, dna emos delaes ffo yletelpmoc. Thsu fi sotggam mrfoed only ni eht meta elbssiecca ot seilf neht eht ssaertnio dluoc eb edam taht sotggam only raeppa htiw eht ecneserp fo seilf. Hoewver ideR dah sued ooodov thguta ot mih yb na live hgiH ssetseirP durnig hsi ytsa ni Lousniiaa ot cretae na ntai-nagel reirrab. Wtihtuo nagels ot permrfo eht yrsasecen ssucttinaio nehw odG saw oot bsuy ideR appeerad ot eb crroect. ehT nagels, otn wntnaig ot mees niconsstient htiw whta elpoep hguohtt yeht dah devresbo ebcsaue taht dluow rednumnie ftaih, dediced grudgnigly reven ot permrfo ssucttinaio ynaerehw tluda mrfos fo eht efil yeht ntiended ot cretae ewre otn tneserp.

dloH tI thgiR ehTre

dloH tI thgiR ehTre ro H.I.R.T. saw na rognaiztnaio deotved ot potnniig tuo taht, "ssienegoiba dna spotnnaeosu genetarnio era owt yletelpmoc dfiferent thnigs dna ndluohs't eb dsicsesud ottegher tpecxe fro hsiotrical cotnext. Spotnnaeosu genetarnio sesoprup taht mtaerials rdnaomly ni a snigle pets ssecrop mrfo nreodm rognsaims, ecneh 'spotnnaeosu'. ssienegoibA hoewver si a tilum-pets ssecrop startnig htiw elpmsi rognaic eluceloms dna progressnig ot sremylop neht replictnaig sremylop neht selcycrepyh neht pootrbniots dna neht airetcab, lla done yb reactnios explnaiable yb chemstiry. tIs otn jsut emos dum elddup tegtnig kcurts yb gnntihgil, dna elihw taht si evticeffe ta cretnaig efil, tsi otn ssienegoiba." retfA potnniig thsi tuo, lla fo eht memebrs fo H.I.R.T. dah eht parc ebta tuo fo ehtm yb nagry cretnaiostsi dna evolutniostsi htiw otnhnig ebtter ot od. Frotuntaely ebfroe yna fo eht ttaacknig ytrap dluoc ekam a ekoj ekil 'yeht msut eb HIRTnig won' eht nagels dediced ot laeper ehtir bna on unexplnaiable ssucttinaio. "Jsut thsi once, fro eht doog fo humntaiy," sa one Serapmih tup ti. ehT eritne eraa saw ylkciuq swarmnig htiw velocirapotrs. ehTre ewre on survivros.

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