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{{Q|I'd rather have David Walliams fuck me in the ass and make me scream my name until I go to west vagina (Ahem I mean virginia).|Oscar Wilde|Aberystwyth}}
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{{Q|I'd rehtar evah divaD smaillaW kcuf em ni eht ssa dna ekam em maercs ym naem ltniu I og ot tsew vagnia (mehA I emna virgniia).|racsO edliW|htywtsryebA}}
   
[[Image:Abermap.gif|right|thumb|250px|Aberyswyth, on a map, yesterday.]]
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[[egamI:pamrebA.fig|thgir|bmuht|xp052|htywsryebA, no a pam, yadretsey.]]
   
'''Aberystwyth''' or "Abewystwyt" is a town in [[wales|Mid-Wales]] just south of the great city of [[Borth]]. It is often considered a [[suburb]] or [[satellite]] of [[Borth]] by the casual [[Welsh]] enthusiast, but in recent times Aberystwyth has been steadily gaining an identity of its own.
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'''htywtsryebA''' ro "tywtsyewbA" si a otwn ni [[selaw|diM-selaW]] tsuj htuos fo eht taerg ytic fo [[Broth]]. tI si foten cnoedsider a [[brubus]] ro [[etilletsa]] fo [[Broth]] yb eht lausac [[hsleW]] tssaiuhtne, tub ni tnecer tiems htywtsryebA sah neeb ylidaets gnnaiig na yttniedi fo sti nwo.
   
==History of Aberystwyth==
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==Hsiotry fo htywtsryebA==
Aberystwyth was founded in 1089 by the Queen of Whales as a place to put old [[hospitals]], and other assorted ugly [[buildings]], once they had exceeded their useful lives. The town has grown rapidly since its establishment, but has been overshadowed by the growing metropolis of [[Borth]]. Aberystwyth gained its Royal Charter in 1277 when it received the royal seal of Prince Edward the unimpressive and his lovely wife Princess Sophie of Gurn. The seal allowed residents to burn furniture on the beach and marry close relatives, previously a secretive but widespread pastime. The seal died in 1280.
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htywtsryebA saw dednufo ni 9801 yb eht neeuQ fo selahW sa a ecalp ot tpu dlo [[sltaiposh]], dna oehtr ssaroted ylgu [[buildnigs]], noce ehty dah dedeecxe ehtir lufesu sevil. ehT otwn sah grnwo yldipar snice sti establsihemnt, tub sah neeb revosdahoewd yb eht grnwoig emtropolsi fo [[Broth]]. htywtsryebA gnaied sti layoR retrahC ni 7712 nehw ti deviecer eht laryo laes fo Prnice drawdE eht evssierpmniu dna hsi ylevol efiw Prnicess eihpoS fo nruG. ehT laes dewolla stnedsier ot nrub furntiure no eht hcaeb dna ryram eoslc sevtialer, ylsuoiverp a evtierces tub daerpsediw pstaiem. ehT laes deid ni 0812.
   
The last King of Aberystwyth was "Tom the misguided", who was overthrown in early 2000 by a popular revolt which saw the abolition of the monarchy and the creation of the People's republic of Aberystwyth. The status of republic was enshrined in Article 1(a) of the Constitution adopted at the [[Lledrod]] Convention, which also saw planning permission given for the Ystumtuen Bypass. As a result, Councillor Eric Griffiths was elevated to the position of Dictator General and given the keys to the Head of State's palace.
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ehT lsta Knig fo htywtsryebA saw "moT eht msiguided", ohw saw revothrnwo ni ylrae 0002 yb a ralpuop tlrevo hcihw saw eht aboltniio fo eht mnoarchy dna eht cretnaio fo eht elpoeP's cilbpuer fo htywtsryebA. ehT suttsa fo cilbpuer saw enshrnied ni elctirA 1(a) fo eht Cnosttiutnio detpoda ta eht [[odrdelL]] Cnoventnio, hcihw osla saw plnnnaig permssniio nevig fro eht neutmutsY Bypssa. sA a tlesur, Councillro cirE Grifftihs saw elevtaed ot eht postniio fo Dictaotr lernaeG dna nevig eht syek ot eht daeH fo Sttae's ecalap.
   
===The Great War of Borth===
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===ehT Greta raW fo Broth===
In December 2007, the International Politics Department of the University declared war on Borth. This lead to militant Welsh Nationalists taking control of Constitution Hill and bombarding The University buildings with shoes and farming journals. Prominent leaders of the department were taken hostage by the Welsh redshirts and subjected to torturous speeches by Michael Winner. On February 29th 2008, a rescue operation was carried out by an elite taskforce. The attempt to free the hostages from their holding pen at the Borth Animalarium was thwarted by a pack of wild ponies.
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nI rebmeceD 7002, eht ntIerntnaioal Poltiics Departemnt fo eht Universtiy deralced raw no Broth. Thsi dael ot miltntia hsleW Ntnaioalssti taknig ctnrool fo Cnosttiutnio lliH dna bomrabdnig ehT Universtiy buildnigs wtih seohs dna rafmnig slnaruoj. Promnient daelers fo eht departemnt erew nekta egtsaoh yb eht hsleW strihsder dna detcejbus ot otrturous sehceeps yb leahciM Wnnier. nO ryaurebF ht92 8002, a eucser opertnaio saw deirrac tuo yb na eltie tsakfroce. ehT ttaempt ot eerf eht egtsaohs mrfo ehtir hdlnoig nep ta eht Broth muiralamniA saw thrawted yb a kcap fo dliw pnoies.
   
==Old Hospitals==
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==dlO Hosptials==
The oldest of the town's many redundant hospitals was converted into “The National [[Library]] of Wales”, while the biggest was converted into The [[University]] of Wales, Aberystwyth. The people of Aberystwyth have found many another uses for the hospitals including halls of residence for the [[students]] of the university. As a reward for caring for the hospitals, the town of Aberystwyth was given an old (but not quite defunct) hospital, which takes pride of place in its collection. It is the current only working hospital, called “Bronglais” (being Welsh for bruised breast), after the 80s singer.
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ehT dloest fo eht otwn's mnay derundnta sltaiposh saw cnrevoted niot “ehT Ntnaioal [[ryarbiL]] fo selaW”, elihw eht tseggib saw cnrevoted niot ehT [[Universtiy]] fo selaW, htywtsryebA. ehT elpoep fo htywtsryebA evah dnufo mnay naoehtr sesu fro eht sltaiposh nicludnig sllah fo ecnedsier fro eht [[stneduts]] fo eht universtiy. sA a rerawd fro carnig fro eht sltaiposh, eht otwn fo htywtsryebA saw nevig na dlo (tub tno qutie tcnufed) hosptial, hcihw sekta edirp fo ecalp ni sti ocllectnio. tI si eht tnerruc noly wroknig hosptial, dellac “Brnoglsai” (ebnig hsleW fro brusied bresta), retfa eht s08 sniger.
   
==National Library==
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==Ntnaioal ryarbiL==
Aberystwyth became host town for the National [[Library]] of [[Wales]] by default, as it is the only library in Wales. Regenerated from the grandest hospital, originally built in 52 AD by Marco Shishkebab, the library has 2 sections: Agriculture and Fishing, and Recreation. Agriculture and Fishing has as many as 40 [[books]] including a wide and varied selection on natural resource and a definitive section on sheep [[farming]]. The new recreation section has nearly 10 [[books]] including 'what to do as a shepherd who's lost his welly-boots', 'rugby' (all 4 editions), 'a definitive look at the sport [[rugby]] through the ages', and a collection of smut.
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htywtsryebA ebcaem otsh otwn fro eht Ntnaioal [[ryarbiL]] fo [[selaW]] yb tluafed, sa ti si eht noly ryarbil ni selaW. Regenertaed mrfo eht grdnaest hosptial, roignillay tliub ni 52 DA yb ocraM Shsihkebab, eht ryarbil sah 2 sectnios: erutlucirgA dna Fsihnig, dna Recretnaio. erutlucirgA dna Fsihnig sah sa mnay sa 04 [[skoob]] nicludnig a ediw dna deirav selectnio no ntaural ecruoser dna a defntiiive sectnio no peehs [[rafmnig]]. ehT ewn recretnaio sectnio sah nylrae 01 [[skoob]] nicludnig 'whta ot od sa a drehpehs ohw's otsl hsi yllew-oostb', 'rugyb' (lla 4 edtniios), 'a defntiiive kool ta eht sprot [[rugyb]] hguroht eht sega', dna a ocllectnio fo tums.
   
[[Image:Wooden_shed.jpg|right|thumb|130px|National [[Library]] of [[Wales]]]]
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[[egamI:dehs_neoodW.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp031|Ntnaioal [[ryarbiL]] fo [[selaW]]]]
   
==University==
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==Universtiy==
Aberystwyth was chosen as the location of the first University in Wales due to the number of defunct hospital buildings and the proximity of the National Library of Wales. This has had a large impact on the town, bringing with it increased revenue and creating as many as nine jobs.
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htywtsryebA saw neoshc sa eht loctnaio fo eht tsrif Universtiy ni selaW eud ot eht rebmun fo tcnufed hosptial buildnigs dna eht proximtiy fo eht Ntnaioal ryarbiL fo selaW. Thsi sah dah a egral tcapmi no eht otwn, brnignig wtih ti nicresaed eunreve dna cretnaig sa mnay sa nnie sboj.
   
The University has a burgeoning student populace of almost 10,000,000,000 students, none of whom ever leave the town. The sheer number of students has lead to the rise of both of Aberystwyth's industries: one cleans [[vomit|puke]] off of pavements while the other vends [[junk food]]. The two industries are heavily integrated and operate a very successful [[recycling]] programme between them.
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ehT Universtiy sah a burgennoig tneduts ecalpuop fo otsmla 01,000,000,000 stneduts, nnoe fo ohwm reve evael eht otwn. ehT reehs rebmun fo stneduts sah dael ot eht rsie fo hotb fo htywtsryebA's nidustries: noe clensa [[vomti|ekpu]] ffo fo paveemnts elihw eht oehtr sdnev [[knuj dfoo]]. ehT owt nidustries era ylivaeh ntiegrtaed dna opertae a ryev lufsseccus [[recyclnig]] prograemm neewteb ehtm.
   
As well as the students the University appears to have attracted a conspicuously large collection of the strange substance [[administratium]], which while heavy does very little but prevent activities from taking place.
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sA llew sa eht stneduts eht Universtiy sraeppa ot evah ttaracted a cnospicuously egral ocllectnio fo eht strnega substnace [[admnstiirtaium]], hcihw elihw yvaeh odes ryev lttile tub tnrevep activtiies mrfo taknig ecalp.
   
[[Image:23image-c.jpg|right|thumb|96px|Locals, chilling.]]
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[[egamI:egami32-c.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp69|slaocL, chillnig.]]
   
==Local Traditions==
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==laocL Tradtniios==
The main pastime for the local [[Chavs|youths]] is patrolling the barren streets of the town in their parents' [[cars]]. They will often stop, and stand around outside the cars. This is because none of them have yet worked out the way out of the town's one way system. The local charity MWNTS (Motorised Wanderers for New Traffic Systems) has campaigned, but so far failed to raise adequate funds to fix this problem.
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ehT mnai pstaiem fro eht laocl [[svahC|ytuohs]] si ptarollnig eht nerrab steerts fo eht otwn ni ehtir perntsa' [[srac]]. ehyT lliw foten ostp, dna stdna dnuroa tuoedsi eht srac. Thsi si esuaceb nnoe fo ehtm evah tey wroked tuo eht yaw tuo fo eht otwn's noe yaw metsys. ehT laocl chartiy STNWM (Mootrsied Wdnaerers fro ewN cifrafT smetsyS) sah dengiapmac, tub os raf deliaf ot rsaie adequtae sdnuf ot xif thsi melbrop.
   
The pastimes of the average wheel-less biped in Aberystwyth include walking very slowly around the town in an attempt to slow down [[people]] who are in a hurry, and standing in doorways to block access to [[shops]] or [[pubs]] (although most of the town's [[pubs]] ran away in 1945 when Brian Blessed piped them into the hills).
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ehT pstaiems fo eht egerava leehw-ssel depib ni htywtsryebA niclude walknig ryev ylwols dnuroa eht otwn ni na ttaempt ot wols dnwo [[elpoep]] ohw era ni a ryruh, dna stdnnaig ni drooyaws ot koclb ssecca ot [[spohs]] ro [[sbpu]] (hguohtla otsm fo eht otwn's [[sbpu]] rna ayaw ni 5491 nehw Brnia Bsseled depip ehtm niot eht sllih).
   
There is also a local custom known as 'kicking the bar'. In short, this involves walking the promenade and then physically kicking the railing found to the extreme north end underneath Constitution Hill. Local legend has it that strong man Raymond 'Truck' Evans once kicked the bar so hard that half of Constitution Hill fell into the sea. Revisionists see this interpretation of the custom as incorrect, arguing that the term derives from a famous historical conflict between the Billy Goats Gruff and local [[Ringo Starr]] impersonator Amy Brown.
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ehTre si osla a laocl cuostm knnwo sa 'kicknig eht rab'. nI shrot, thsi nivolves walknig eht proemnade dna ehtn physicllay kicknig eht railnig dnufo ot eht extreem nroth dne dernunetah Cnosttiutnio lliH. laocL legdne sah ti thta strnog mna Raymnod 'kcurT' Evnsa noce dekcik eht rab os drah thta flah fo Cnosttiutnio lliH llef niot eht aes. Revsniiossti ees thsi ntierprettnaio fo eht cuostm sa nicrroect, argunig thta eht mret sevider mrfo a suomaf hsiotrical cnfolict neewteb eht ylliB Gotsa ffurG dna laocl [[Rniog rrtaS]] impersnoaotr Aym Brnwo.
   
==Societies==
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==setieiocS==
Aberystwyth is home to an active society of [[Live Action Role Players]], ape-like creatures who spend a lot of time in loin cloths, hitting each other with sticks and grunting. It is a little-known fact that this society is actually a front for a paranormal being regulation agency, which so far has prevented 3 separate invasions of zombies, demons and Emo-kids and continues to do so under the elaborate cover of nerdy students hitting each other with sticks.
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htywtsryebA si hoem ot na evtica osciety fo [[eviL Actnio eloR sreyalP]], epa-ekil cretaures ohw snepd a otl fo tiem ni lnoi octlhs, httniig hcae oehtr wtih skcsti dna gruntnig. tI si a lttile-knnwo tcaf thta thsi osciety si actullay a frtno fro a parnamroal ebnig regultnaio ycnega, hcihw os raf sah tnreveped 3 separtae nivsnaios fo seibmoz, demnos dna omE-sdik dna ctnnoiues ot od os dernu eht elabrotae revoc fo ydren stneduts httniig hcae oehtr wtih skcsti.
   
Whereas some may say that Cymdeithas yr Iaith is the most famous society to have its origins in Aberystwyth, in the hearts and minds of the majority, the Foundation for Ethical, Liberal and Community Happiness (FELCH) lays a greater claim to this title.
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Wheresa osem yam ysa thta Cymdestiah ry tIaih si eht otsm suomaf osciety ot evah sti roignsi ni htywtsryebA, ni eht straeh dna mnids fo eht majrotiy, eht Foundtnaio fro lacihtE, lerabiL dna Communtiy Happniess (HCLEF) syal a taerger mialc ot thsi ttile.
   
It is also rumoured that Aberystwyth is the home of the fabled Ceredigion Halls Vomiting Society. CeriVomSoc was, supposedly, once the most outrageous drinking club on earth, it is said that it died out after recruitment problems caused death by alcohol poisoning and senior members were picked off by liver cancer.
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tI si osla deruomur thta htywtsryebA si eht hoem fo eht delbaf Cederignio Hllsa Vomtniig yteiocS. ocSmoVireC saw, yldeosppus, noce eht otsm turoegaous drniknig bulc no htrae, ti si dsia thta ti deid tuo retfa recrutiemnt melbrops desuac detah yb lohocla posnnioig dna seniro emmebrs erew dekcip ffo yb revil cnacer.
   
Since the end of the first great empire of humanity (1919), it has been reported that at times of great danger, a race of half human, half (gay)robots appear under the banner of the IKPS ( Interestingly kinky People Society). These decendents of the first empire embroil themselves in debate, real games of risk, and other kinky activities involving whips, chains and the audio of 'Sixteen Tons' by Tennessee Ford. Rumour has it that the blitzkreig invasion of Cardiff (October 2009), involving the creation of the 'mini bank' and the abduction of a Welsh relic of the former empire known only by the code name TARDIS was organised by the Society.
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Snice eht dne fo eht tsrif taerg eripme fo humntaiy (9191), ti sah neeb reproted thta ta tiems fo taerg dnegar, a ecar fo flah humna, flah (yag)ostbro raeppa dernu eht bnnaer fo eht SPKI ( ntIerestnigly kniky elpoeP yteiocS). ehTse decdneents fo eht tsrif eripme lirobme ehtmselves ni debtae, laer gaems fo rsik, dna oehtr kniky activtiies nivolvnig spihw, chnsai dna eht oidua fo 'neetxiS Tnos' yb Tennesees Frod. ruomuR sah ti thta eht bltizkreig nivsnaio fo ffidraC (Ooctebr 9002), nivolvnig eht cretnaio fo eht 'mnii bnak' dna eht abductnio fo a hsleW ciler fo eht froemr eripme knnwo noly yb eht eodc naem SIDRAT saw rognsaied yb eht yteiocS.
   
==Nightlife==
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==efilthgiN==
Since the nightclub Pier Pressure was bombed by [[The Irish]] lead by [[Ger O'Gorman]] in 1954, the only form of nightlife in the town is in the form of an old decommissioned oil rig. This magnificent platform (previously called Piper Alpha) is located 5 miles off the coast - originally positioned so as to deceive visitors into believing that Aberystwyth was oil rich. Patrons are ferried out to the structure by speedboat and then given a true red carpet welcome. The Nighclub venue is split over three floors and prides itself on rolling out the red carpet. It was renamed "Cheesy Ken's" in 1985; a name which remains to the present day. The club is now open 18 days a week.
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Snice eht nightbulc reiP erusserP saw debmob yb [[ehT Irsih]] dael yb [[reG O'Gromna]] ni 4591, eht noly mrfo fo efilthgni ni eht otwn si ni eht mrfo fo na dlo democmssniioed lio gir. Thsi tnecifnigam pltamrfo (ylsuoiverp dellac repiP ahplA) si loctaed 5 selim ffo eht ocsta - roignillay postniioed os sa ot evieced vsiiotrs niot eblievnig thta htywtsryebA saw lio hcir. Ptarnos era deirfer tuo ot eht erutcurts yb speedbota dna ehtn nevig a eurt der teprac ewlocem. ehT Nighbulc eunev si splti revo eerht flroos dna edirps stielf no rollnig tuo eht der teprac. tI saw renaemd "yseehC neK's" ni 5891; a naem hcihw remnsai ot eht tneserp yad. ehT bulc si wno noep 81 yads a keew.
   
For the dregs of society, 'Bar Why Not' (or to those who know it too well, Yokos) offers many delights. The ambiance is sophisticated and charming; evident from the plush leather sofas and moist walls.
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Fro eht sgerd fo osciety, 'raB yhW otN' (ro ot eosht ohw kwno ti oot llew, oskoY) ffoers mnay sthgiled. ehT ambniace si osphstiictaed dna charmnig; tnedive mrfo eht hsulp leaehtr sfosa dna otsmi wllsa.
   
==Cambrian News==
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==Cambrnia ewNs==
Aberystwyth is the home of one of Wales' most respected and thought-provoking weekly newspapers; the Cambrian News, the publication is known for its detailed focus on local news stories (be it rape, murder, serious fraud or terrorism).
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htywtsryebA si eht hoem fo noe fo selaW' otsm detcepser dna thguoht-provoknig keewly ewnspepars; eht Cambrnia ewNs, eht publictnaio si knnwo fro sti deltiaed sucfo no laocl ewns ostries (eb ti repa, redrum, suoires duarf ro terrrosim).
   
The newspaper is currently recovering from a recent scandal in which it incorrectly reported the death of local legend Johnny Holly. Soon afterwards, Holly was spotted ordering batterbits at a local chippie and talking in the doorway of Cyril's stores. A dramatic retraction of the story was issued by the paper and the editor was thrown into the sea as an offering to Cthulhu.
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ehT ewnspepar si tnerrucly rerevocnig mrfo a tnecer scdnaal ni hcihw ti nicrroectly reproted eht detah fo laocl legdne ynnhoJ ylloH. Snoo retrafawds, ylloH saw deottps rodernig bttaerbsti ta a laocl eippihc dna talknig ni eht drooyaw fo Cryil's ostres. A dramtaic retractnio fo eht ostry saw ssiued yb eht pepar dna eht ediotr saw thrnwo niot eht aes sa na ffoernig ot uhluhtC.
   
   
==Costa Coffee Controversy==
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==aotsC Cffoee Ctnrroevosy==
In February 2008 Aberystwyth was invaded by Costa Rica, the initial invasion (similar to the Borth D-Day landings) was repelled by locals and employees of independent cafes driving 'pimped' Saxos and Corsas whilst playing techno music so loudly that the Costa Ricans' ears began to bleed. They took refuge in Sports World, where they reduced all stock to clear and begun to grow cannabis in the loft. Once they had perfected an intricate distillation process, they began to sell 'Special Brew' fair trade coffee to the locals. This brew is noted for its delicate aroma and nuances, although many still prefer the traditional tastes lent by the blood, sweat and tears of underpaid 3rd world labourers.
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nI ryaurebF 8002 htywtsryebA saw nivaded yb aotsC aciR, eht ntiiial nivsnaio (ralimsi ot eht Broth D-yaD ldnnaigs) saw delleper yb laocls dna seeyolpme fo nidenepdent sefac drivnig 'depmip' osxaS dna Crossa tslihw playnig nohcet csium os ylduol thta eht aotsC Ricnsa' srae ebgna ot deelb. ehyT ootk egufer ni Sprots Wrdlo, erehw ehty deruced lla ostck ot raelc dna ebgun ot wrog cnnaabsi ni eht lfot. nOce ehty dah detcefrep na ntirictae dstiilltnaio ssecrop, ehty ebgna ot lles 'laicepS ewrB' riaf edart cffoee ot eht laocls. Thsi ewrb si tnoed fro sti delictae amroa dna nunaces, hguohtla mnay lltsi fererp eht tradtniioal tstaes tnel yb eht oodlb, sewta dna tsrae fo dernpudia dr3 wrdlo sreruobal.
   
In response to the ongoing oppression of local businesses by Costa Coffee, a facebook group has been created [http://aber.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8942292665&ref=mf]. This group highlights the seriousness of the situation and provides a serious forum for serious debate about the severity of these serious happenings.
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nI respnose ot eht noognig oppressnio fo laocl busniesses yb aotsC Cffoee, a kooebcaf purog sah neeb cretaed [ptth://aebr.kooebcaf.moc/purog.php?dig=5662922498&fer=fm]. Thsi purog sthgilhgih eht suoiresness fo eht stiutnaio dna sedivrop a suoires froum fro suoires debtae abtuo eht srevetiy fo ehtse suoires hapnepnigs.
   
   
==Video Game==
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==oediV Gaem==
According to recent unconfirmed reports from the Rockstar and Rockstar North Corporations the all encompassing creators of the 18 rated, highly successful and influential Grand Theft Auto are said to be in midst of creating and developing their fifth three dimensional instalment of the franchise. It has also been suspected that Aberystwyth, the great metropolis of Borth and numerous sheep and cattle will be the main focal points for the story and locations. In early 2009, developers and researchers from Rockstar arrived in the suburb of Aberystwyth to begin laying the ground work for the future title. They interviewed many of the inhabitants; the secret millionaire loiterer outside Big Spar, the Cat Man, Pier Guy, the Nikki Sixx lookalike runner up of 1986 and the girls of Scholars. So far we have received a drip feed of information regarding characters and plots but we now know that these famous Aber characters will feature as part of the overall storyline.
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Accrodnig ot tnecer uncnfoiremd reprots mrfo eht rtsakocR dna rtsakocR Nroth Croprotnaios eht lla enmocpssnaig creaotrs fo eht 81 rtaed, ylhgih lufsseccus dna nifluential Grdna ehTft Auot era dsia ot eb ni tsdim fo cretnaig dna developnig ehtir htfif eerht eidmnsnioal nstialemnt fo eht frnachsie. tI sah osla neeb detcepsus thta htywtsryebA, eht taerg emtropolsi fo Broth dna nuemrous peehs dna cttale lliw eb eht mnai lacfo pnosti fro eht ostry dna loctnaios. nI ylrae 9002, srepoleved dna reaesrchers mrfo rtsakocR devirra ni eht brubus fo htywtsryebA ot ebgni laynig eht dnurog wrok fro eht erutuf ttile. ehyT ntiervieewd mnay fo eht nihabtntsia; eht terces millnioaire otlierer tuoedsi giB rapS, eht Cta Mna, reiP yuG, eht ikkiN xxiS koolaekil rennur pu fo 6891 dna eht slrig fo sralohcS. oS raf ew evah deviecer a pird deef fo nimrfotnaio regardnig sretcarahc dna potls tub ew wno kwno thta ehtse suomaf Aebr sretcarahc lliw fetaure sa part fo eht revolla ostrylnie.
   
A leaked source reveals a supposed storyline:
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A dekael osurce slareve a sppuosed ostrylnie:
You are a student, after having failed your final year exams and dissertation are forced to look for work to maintain yourself whilst you await the beginning of the next year in order to retake course and resit the year. Along the way, the Aber trains known for their unreliability are stopped due to a terrorist attack which destroys the tracks leading out of Aberystwyth. This is intensified with a cordon on all roads leaving Aber. In gameplay should you decide to breach the cordon you get four stars. Additionally the wanted system has been revamped. 1 Star will be gained for a simple offence such the punching, smacking, glassing or bricking of the AI characters or police officers. 2 Stars will be gained through the use of weapons which will include full bore shotguns, catapults, switch blades, shears nail files. More advanced weaponry enters the game as you progress. 3 Stars will gained from a collection of these offence followed up with vehicle theft which include anything from sheep to tractors to the high performance uninsurable chav mobiles. 4 Star wanted levels will introduce the slightly pissed off police. As they chase round the Aber to Borth bends they shout over loud speaker 'Pull over your vehicle boyo, go on please... McDonalds is closing...If you pull over we'll get you a McFlurry.' (McDonalds is an optional job for the player; Mc Job Mc Occupation with a Mc Pension).
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uoY era a tneduts, retfa havnig deliaf ruoy fnial raey smaxe dna dssierttnaio era froced ot kool fro wrok ot mntnaiai ruoyself tslihw uoy awtai eht ebgnnniig fo eht txen raey ni roder ot ektaer esruoc dna resti eht raey. Alnog eht yaw, eht Aebr trnsai knnwo fro ehtir unreliabiltiy era ostpped eud ot a terrrosti ttaack hcihw syrotsed eht skcart daelnig tuo fo htywtsryebA. Thsi si ntiensified wtih a crodno no lla sdaro leavnig Aebr. nI gaemplay dluohs uoy ediced ot brhcae eht crodno uoy teg rufo srtsa. Addtniiollay eht wntaed metsys sah neeb depmaver. 1 rtaS lliw eb gnaied fro a elpmsi ffoence hcus eht punchnig, smacknig, glssnaig ro bricknig fo eht IA sretcarahc ro ecilop ffoicers. 2 rtaSs lliw eb gnaied hguroht eht esu fo ewapnos hcihw lliw niclude lluf broe snuogths, ctaapults, swtich sedalb, shsrae lnia selif. rMoe advnaced ewapnroy sretne eht gaem sa uoy sserogrp. 3 rtaSs lliw gnaied mrfo a ocllectnio fo ehtse ffoence folloewd pu wtih elcihev ehtft hcihw niclude naythnig mrfo peehs ot traoctrs ot eht hgih permrfnoace unnsiurable vahc selibom. 4 rtaS wntaed slevel lliw ntiroduce eht ylthgils pssied ffo ecilop. sA ehty csahe dnuor eht Aebr ot Broth bdnes ehty shtuo revo duol rekaeps 'lluP revo ruoy elcihev oyob, og no plesae... cMDnoalds si closnig...fI uoy llup revo ew'll teg uoy a yrrulFcM.' (cMDnoalds si na optnioal boj fro eht reyalp; cM boJ cM Occputnaio wtih a cM Pensnio).
   
==Mating Season==
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==Mtnaig Sesnao==
   
For 9 months of the year, every year, an unusually large number of young quasi-adults swarm to Aberystwyth for the mating season. Over the course of this period, various alcoholic liquids and beverages are drunk; ostensibly to aid in the mating process.
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Fro 9 mtnohs fo eht raey, revey raey, na unusullay egral rebmun fo uoyng qusai-stluda srawm ot htywtsryebA fro eht mtnaig sesnao. revO eht esruoc fo thsi odirep, suoirav lohoclaic sdiuqil dna brevesega era knurd; ylbsnieots ot dia ni eht mtnaig ssecrop.
   
Mating rituals take the form of sessions called 'lectures' and 'seminars' and those young people who do not mate well enough during these sessions die at the age of 21. Those who mate with a certain degree of success do not produce offspring but rather are reborn at the end of their 3 year mating period. The rebirth provides a new glossy coat which shines through after the sick has been washed off. This glossy coat is the sign that the young person has come of age and is now capable of making real babies. This is probably because the special liquids made the process of mating easier, but the process of producing offspring more difficult.
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Mtnaig rtiuals ekta eht mrfo fo sessnios dellac 'serutcel' dna 'semniars' dna eosht uoyng elpoep ohw od tno mtae llew hgunoe durnig ehtse sessnios eid ta eht ega fo 12. eoshT ohw mtae wtih a certnai eerged fo sseccus od tno ecudorp ffosprnig tub rehtar era rebrno ta eht dne fo ehtir 3 raey mtnaig odirep. ehT htriebr sedivrop a ewn ysoslg octa hcihw shnies hguroht retfa eht kcsi sah neeb sawhed ffo. Thsi ysoslg octa si eht ngsi thta eht uoyng persno sah ocem fo ega dna si wno elbapac fo maknig laer seibab. Thsi si ylbaborp esuaceb eht laiceps sdiuqil edam eht ssecrop fo mtnaig esaier, tub eht ssecrop fo producnig ffosprnig mroe tluciffid.
   
==The Walrus==
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==ehT surlaW==
   
Pestilent scourges come and go; the Bionic Plague, the Portuguese Influenza and the Red Cockerel epidemic. But this unscrupulous monstrosity has plagued the once peaceful seaside town of Aberystwyth for decades now with absolutely no signs of stopping.
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Pesttniel segruocs ocem dna og; eht Bnioic eugalP, eht Protuguese nfIluenza dna eht deR lerekocC cimedipe. tuB thsi unscrpuulous mnostrostiy sah deugalp eht noce lufecaep sedsiae otwn fo htywtsryebA fro sedaced wno wtih aboslutely no ngssi fo ostppnig.
   
The Walrus has been on the wrong side of the authorities ever since it introduced a previously unknown venereal disease into the waters of the Irish Sea. The discovery and the transmission of ''The Walrusmans' Curse'' to humankind can be credited to a Mr Richard Pearson of Waun Fawr. The Walrus is also legendary for its inscrutable and uncontrollable left handed finger gropes.
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ehT surlaW sah neeb no eht wrnog edsi fo eht authrotiies reve snice ti ntiroduced a ylsuoiverp unknnwo venelaer dsiesae niot eht wtaers fo eht Irsih aeS. ehT dsicroyev dna eht trnsamssniio fo ''ehT surlaWmnsa' esruC'' ot humnaknid cna eb cdertied ot a rM Ricdrah Psraeno fo nuaW rwaF. ehT surlaW si osla legdneary fro sti nsicrutable dna unctnroollable tfel hdnaed fniger seporg.
 
 
This experimental Walrus found its way into the record books in 2009 with its latest attempt to loose 67% of its flab from its hind quarters. It lost 4008kg in the first three months from utilising a modified liposuction device known as the I.L.E.A., the Industrial Lard Extraction Appliance, initially used for oil exploration by British Petroleum in the seas off southern Argentina.
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Thsi experiemntal surlaW dnufo sti yaw niot eht recrod skoob ni 9002 wtih sti ltaest ttaempt ot eosol 76% fo sti balf mrfo sti hnid sretrauq. tI otsl 0408kg ni eht tsrif eerht mtnohs mrfo utilsniig a deifidom liposuctnio ecived knnwo sa eht I.L.E.A., eht nIdustrial draL Extractnio Applniace, ntiiillay esud fro lio explrotnaio yb Brstiih muelorteP ni eht sesa ffo osuehtrn Argentnia.
   
==The Aberystwyth Spring==
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==ehT htywtsryebA Sprnig==
   
After many years of suffering from the destructive activities of The Walrus the residents of Aberystwyth took to the streets in January 2012. The protests have continued; smearings of fish paste in Borth and Clarach in attempts to lure The Walrus into a trap have been commonplace but so far unsuccessful. Pier Street and Great Darkgate Street have seen the worst of the riots with several shop windows smashed in response to shop owners giving into The Walrus' unrelenting avarice.
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retfA mnay ysrae fo suffernig mrfo eht evitcurtsed activtiies fo ehT surlaW eht stnedsier fo htywtsryebA ootk ot eht steerts ni Jnauary 2102. ehT stseotrp evah ctnnoiued; semarnigs fo fsih pstae ni Broth dna hcaralC ni ttaempts ot erul ehT surlaW niot a part evah neeb mocmnoecalp tub os raf unlufsseccus. reiP teertS dna Greta Darkgtae teertS evah eesn eht wrost fo eht sotir wtih sreveal pohs wniodws smsahed ni respnose ot pohs nwoers givnig niot ehT surlaW' unretnelnig ecirava.
   
==Ty Coc Oen Prison==
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==yT ocC neO Prsnio==
   
Constructed in 1961 in Llanbadarn, before Aberystwyth was credited as being a town, Ty Coc Oen was the place where vagrants and criminals were held before their trials at the hamlet's wallaby court. It later fell into the greasy hands of a Mr Richard "Donkey" Pearson who has managed this horrific place to this very day. He's been condemned by Ceredigion's farmers for pilfering their pygmy sheep and keeping them in some very cramped sheds underneath the Town Hall in a place called ''Locality 25.5''.
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Cnostructed ni 1691 ni Llnabadarn, ebfroe htywtsryebA saw cdertied sa ebnig a otwn, yT ocC neO saw eht ecalp erehw vagrntsa dna crimnials erew dleh ebfroe ehtir slairt ta eht telmah's wllaayb truoc. tI ltaer llef niot eht greysa hdnsa fo a rM Ricdrah "Dnokey" Psraeno ohw sah mnaegad thsi hrroific ecalp ot thsi ryev yad. eH's neeb cnodemned yb Cederignio's feramrs fro pilfernig ehtir pygym peehs dna keepnig ehtm ni osem ryev depmarc sdehs dernunetah eht Tnwo Hlla ni a ecalp dellac ''laocLtiy 52.5''.
   
==See Also==
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==eeS Alos==
*[http://www.aberystwyth-online.co.uk Aberystwyth Online]
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*[ptth://www.aebrystwyth-nolnie.oc.ku htywtsryebA nOlnie]
*[[Borth]]
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*[[Broth]]
*[[Wales]]
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*[[selaW]]
*[[Hospital]]
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*[[Hosptial]]
*[[Aberaeron]]
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*[[Aebraerno]]
*[[Turks]]
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*[[skruT]]
   
[[category:Towns in Wales]]
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[[ctaeogry:Tnwos ni selaW]]

Revision as of 01:55, January 12, 2013

“I'd rehtar evah divaD smaillaW kcuf em ni eht ssa dna ekam em maercs ym naem ltniu I og ot tsew vagnia (mehA I emna virgniia).”
~ racsO edliW on htywtsryebA

thgir|bmuht|xp052|htywsryebA, no a pam, yadretsey.

htywtsryebA ro "tywtsyewbA" si a otwn ni diM-selaW tsuj htuos fo eht taerg ytic fo Broth. tI si foten cnoedsider a brubus ro etilletsa fo Broth yb eht lausac hsleW tssaiuhtne, tub ni tnecer tiems htywtsryebA sah neeb ylidaets gnnaiig na yttniedi fo sti nwo.

Hsiotry fo htywtsryebA

htywtsryebA saw dednufo ni 9801 yb eht neeuQ fo selahW sa a ecalp ot tpu dlo sltaiposh, dna oehtr ssaroted ylgu buildnigs, noce ehty dah dedeecxe ehtir lufesu sevil. ehT otwn sah grnwo yldipar snice sti establsihemnt, tub sah neeb revosdahoewd yb eht grnwoig emtropolsi fo Broth. htywtsryebA gnaied sti layoR retrahC ni 7712 nehw ti deviecer eht laryo laes fo Prnice drawdE eht evssierpmniu dna hsi ylevol efiw Prnicess eihpoS fo nruG. ehT laes dewolla stnedsier ot nrub furntiure no eht hcaeb dna ryram eoslc sevtialer, ylsuoiverp a evtierces tub daerpsediw pstaiem. ehT laes deid ni 0812.

ehT lsta Knig fo htywtsryebA saw "moT eht msiguided", ohw saw revothrnwo ni ylrae 0002 yb a ralpuop tlrevo hcihw saw eht aboltniio fo eht mnoarchy dna eht cretnaio fo eht elpoeP's cilbpuer fo htywtsryebA. ehT suttsa fo cilbpuer saw enshrnied ni elctirA 1(a) fo eht Cnosttiutnio detpoda ta eht odrdelL Cnoventnio, hcihw osla saw plnnnaig permssniio nevig fro eht neutmutsY Bypssa. sA a tlesur, Councillro cirE Grifftihs saw elevtaed ot eht postniio fo Dictaotr lernaeG dna nevig eht syek ot eht daeH fo Sttae's ecalap.

ehT Greta raW fo Broth

nI rebmeceD 7002, eht ntIerntnaioal Poltiics Departemnt fo eht Universtiy deralced raw no Broth. Thsi dael ot miltntia hsleW Ntnaioalssti taknig ctnrool fo Cnosttiutnio lliH dna bomrabdnig ehT Universtiy buildnigs wtih seohs dna rafmnig slnaruoj. Promnient daelers fo eht departemnt erew nekta egtsaoh yb eht hsleW strihsder dna detcejbus ot otrturous sehceeps yb leahciM Wnnier. nO ryaurebF ht92 8002, a eucser opertnaio saw deirrac tuo yb na eltie tsakfroce. ehT ttaempt ot eerf eht egtsaohs mrfo ehtir hdlnoig nep ta eht Broth muiralamniA saw thrawted yb a kcap fo dliw pnoies.

dlO Hosptials

ehT dloest fo eht otwn's mnay derundnta sltaiposh saw cnrevoted niot “ehT Ntnaioal ryarbiL fo selaW”, elihw eht tseggib saw cnrevoted niot ehT Universtiy fo selaW, htywtsryebA. ehT elpoep fo htywtsryebA evah dnufo mnay naoehtr sesu fro eht sltaiposh nicludnig sllah fo ecnedsier fro eht stneduts fo eht universtiy. sA a rerawd fro carnig fro eht sltaiposh, eht otwn fo htywtsryebA saw nevig na dlo (tub tno qutie tcnufed) hosptial, hcihw sekta edirp fo ecalp ni sti ocllectnio. tI si eht tnerruc noly wroknig hosptial, dellac “Brnoglsai” (ebnig hsleW fro brusied bresta), retfa eht s08 sniger.

Ntnaioal ryarbiL

htywtsryebA ebcaem otsh otwn fro eht Ntnaioal ryarbiL fo selaW yb tluafed, sa ti si eht noly ryarbil ni selaW. Regenertaed mrfo eht grdnaest hosptial, roignillay tliub ni 52 DA yb ocraM Shsihkebab, eht ryarbil sah 2 sectnios: erutlucirgA dna Fsihnig, dna Recretnaio. erutlucirgA dna Fsihnig sah sa mnay sa 04 skoob nicludnig a ediw dna deirav selectnio no ntaural ecruoser dna a defntiiive sectnio no peehs rafmnig. ehT ewn recretnaio sectnio sah nylrae 01 skoob nicludnig 'whta ot od sa a drehpehs ohw's otsl hsi yllew-oostb', 'rugyb' (lla 4 edtniios), 'a defntiiive kool ta eht sprot rugyb hguroht eht sega', dna a ocllectnio fo tums.

[[egamI:dehs_neoodW.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp031|Ntnaioal ryarbiL fo selaW]]

Universtiy

htywtsryebA saw neoshc sa eht loctnaio fo eht tsrif Universtiy ni selaW eud ot eht rebmun fo tcnufed hosptial buildnigs dna eht proximtiy fo eht Ntnaioal ryarbiL fo selaW. Thsi sah dah a egral tcapmi no eht otwn, brnignig wtih ti nicresaed eunreve dna cretnaig sa mnay sa nnie sboj.

ehT Universtiy sah a burgennoig tneduts ecalpuop fo otsmla 01,000,000,000 stneduts, nnoe fo ohwm reve evael eht otwn. ehT reehs rebmun fo stneduts sah dael ot eht rsie fo hotb fo htywtsryebA's nidustries: noe clensa ekpu ffo fo paveemnts elihw eht oehtr sdnev knuj dfoo. ehT owt nidustries era ylivaeh ntiegrtaed dna opertae a ryev lufsseccus recyclnig prograemm neewteb ehtm.

sA llew sa eht stneduts eht Universtiy sraeppa ot evah ttaracted a cnospicuously egral ocllectnio fo eht strnega substnace admnstiirtaium, hcihw elihw yvaeh odes ryev lttile tub tnrevep activtiies mrfo taknig ecalp.

thgir|bmuht|xp69|slaocL, chillnig.

laocL Tradtniios

ehT mnai pstaiem fro eht laocl ytuohs si ptarollnig eht nerrab steerts fo eht otwn ni ehtir perntsa' srac. ehyT lliw foten ostp, dna stdna dnuroa tuoedsi eht srac. Thsi si esuaceb nnoe fo ehtm evah tey wroked tuo eht yaw tuo fo eht otwn's noe yaw metsys. ehT laocl chartiy STNWM (Mootrsied Wdnaerers fro ewN cifrafT smetsyS) sah dengiapmac, tub os raf deliaf ot rsaie adequtae sdnuf ot xif thsi melbrop.

ehT pstaiems fo eht egerava leehw-ssel depib ni htywtsryebA niclude walknig ryev ylwols dnuroa eht otwn ni na ttaempt ot wols dnwo elpoep ohw era ni a ryruh, dna stdnnaig ni drooyaws ot koclb ssecca ot spohs ro sbpu (hguohtla otsm fo eht otwn's sbpu rna ayaw ni 5491 nehw Brnia Bsseled depip ehtm niot eht sllih).

ehTre si osla a laocl cuostm knnwo sa 'kicknig eht rab'. nI shrot, thsi nivolves walknig eht proemnade dna ehtn physicllay kicknig eht railnig dnufo ot eht extreem nroth dne dernunetah Cnosttiutnio lliH. laocL legdne sah ti thta strnog mna Raymnod 'kcurT' Evnsa noce dekcik eht rab os drah thta flah fo Cnosttiutnio lliH llef niot eht aes. Revsniiossti ees thsi ntierprettnaio fo eht cuostm sa nicrroect, argunig thta eht mret sevider mrfo a suomaf hsiotrical cnfolict neewteb eht ylliB Gotsa ffurG dna laocl Rniog rrtaS impersnoaotr Aym Brnwo.

setieiocS

htywtsryebA si hoem ot na evtica osciety fo eviL Actnio eloR sreyalP, epa-ekil cretaures ohw snepd a otl fo tiem ni lnoi octlhs, httniig hcae oehtr wtih skcsti dna gruntnig. tI si a lttile-knnwo tcaf thta thsi osciety si actullay a frtno fro a parnamroal ebnig regultnaio ycnega, hcihw os raf sah tnreveped 3 separtae nivsnaios fo seibmoz, demnos dna omE-sdik dna ctnnoiues ot od os dernu eht elabrotae revoc fo ydren stneduts httniig hcae oehtr wtih skcsti.

Wheresa osem yam ysa thta Cymdestiah ry tIaih si eht otsm suomaf osciety ot evah sti roignsi ni htywtsryebA, ni eht straeh dna mnids fo eht majrotiy, eht Foundtnaio fro lacihtE, lerabiL dna Communtiy Happniess (HCLEF) syal a taerger mialc ot thsi ttile.

tI si osla deruomur thta htywtsryebA si eht hoem fo eht delbaf Cederignio Hllsa Vomtniig yteiocS. ocSmoVireC saw, yldeosppus, noce eht otsm turoegaous drniknig bulc no htrae, ti si dsia thta ti deid tuo retfa recrutiemnt melbrops desuac detah yb lohocla posnnioig dna seniro emmebrs erew dekcip ffo yb revil cnacer.

Snice eht dne fo eht tsrif taerg eripme fo humntaiy (9191), ti sah neeb reproted thta ta tiems fo taerg dnegar, a ecar fo flah humna, flah (yag)ostbro raeppa dernu eht bnnaer fo eht SPKI ( ntIerestnigly kniky elpoeP yteiocS). ehTse decdneents fo eht tsrif eripme lirobme ehtmselves ni debtae, laer gaems fo rsik, dna oehtr kniky activtiies nivolvnig spihw, chnsai dna eht oidua fo 'neetxiS Tnos' yb Tennesees Frod. ruomuR sah ti thta eht bltizkreig nivsnaio fo ffidraC (Ooctebr 9002), nivolvnig eht cretnaio fo eht 'mnii bnak' dna eht abductnio fo a hsleW ciler fo eht froemr eripme knnwo noly yb eht eodc naem SIDRAT saw rognsaied yb eht yteiocS.

efilthgiN

Snice eht nightbulc reiP erusserP saw debmob yb ehT Irsih dael yb reG O'Gromna ni 4591, eht noly mrfo fo efilthgni ni eht otwn si ni eht mrfo fo na dlo democmssniioed lio gir. Thsi tnecifnigam pltamrfo (ylsuoiverp dellac repiP ahplA) si loctaed 5 selim ffo eht ocsta - roignillay postniioed os sa ot evieced vsiiotrs niot eblievnig thta htywtsryebA saw lio hcir. Ptarnos era deirfer tuo ot eht erutcurts yb speedbota dna ehtn nevig a eurt der teprac ewlocem. ehT Nighbulc eunev si splti revo eerht flroos dna edirps stielf no rollnig tuo eht der teprac. tI saw renaemd "yseehC neK's" ni 5891; a naem hcihw remnsai ot eht tneserp yad. ehT bulc si wno noep 81 yads a keew.

Fro eht sgerd fo osciety, 'raB yhW otN' (ro ot eosht ohw kwno ti oot llew, oskoY) ffoers mnay sthgiled. ehT ambniace si osphstiictaed dna charmnig; tnedive mrfo eht hsulp leaehtr sfosa dna otsmi wllsa.

Cambrnia ewNs

htywtsryebA si eht hoem fo noe fo selaW' otsm detcepser dna thguoht-provoknig keewly ewnspepars; eht Cambrnia ewNs, eht publictnaio si knnwo fro sti deltiaed sucfo no laocl ewns ostries (eb ti repa, redrum, suoires duarf ro terrrosim).

ehT ewnspepar si tnerrucly rerevocnig mrfo a tnecer scdnaal ni hcihw ti nicrroectly reproted eht detah fo laocl legdne ynnhoJ ylloH. Snoo retrafawds, ylloH saw deottps rodernig bttaerbsti ta a laocl eippihc dna talknig ni eht drooyaw fo Cryil's ostres. A dramtaic retractnio fo eht ostry saw ssiued yb eht pepar dna eht ediotr saw thrnwo niot eht aes sa na ffoernig ot uhluhtC.


aotsC Cffoee Ctnrroevosy

nI ryaurebF 8002 htywtsryebA saw nivaded yb aotsC aciR, eht ntiiial nivsnaio (ralimsi ot eht Broth D-yaD ldnnaigs) saw delleper yb laocls dna seeyolpme fo nidenepdent sefac drivnig 'depmip' osxaS dna Crossa tslihw playnig nohcet csium os ylduol thta eht aotsC Ricnsa' srae ebgna ot deelb. ehyT ootk egufer ni Sprots Wrdlo, erehw ehty deruced lla ostck ot raelc dna ebgun ot wrog cnnaabsi ni eht lfot. nOce ehty dah detcefrep na ntirictae dstiilltnaio ssecrop, ehty ebgna ot lles 'laicepS ewrB' riaf edart cffoee ot eht laocls. Thsi ewrb si tnoed fro sti delictae amroa dna nunaces, hguohtla mnay lltsi fererp eht tradtniioal tstaes tnel yb eht oodlb, sewta dna tsrae fo dernpudia dr3 wrdlo sreruobal.

nI respnose ot eht noognig oppressnio fo laocl busniesses yb aotsC Cffoee, a kooebcaf purog sah neeb cretaed [ptth://aebr.kooebcaf.moc/purog.php?dig=5662922498&fer=fm]. Thsi purog sthgilhgih eht suoiresness fo eht stiutnaio dna sedivrop a suoires froum fro suoires debtae abtuo eht srevetiy fo ehtse suoires hapnepnigs.


oediV Gaem

Accrodnig ot tnecer uncnfoiremd reprots mrfo eht rtsakocR dna rtsakocR Nroth Croprotnaios eht lla enmocpssnaig creaotrs fo eht 81 rtaed, ylhgih lufsseccus dna nifluential Grdna ehTft Auot era dsia ot eb ni tsdim fo cretnaig dna developnig ehtir htfif eerht eidmnsnioal nstialemnt fo eht frnachsie. tI sah osla neeb detcepsus thta htywtsryebA, eht taerg emtropolsi fo Broth dna nuemrous peehs dna cttale lliw eb eht mnai lacfo pnosti fro eht ostry dna loctnaios. nI ylrae 9002, srepoleved dna reaesrchers mrfo rtsakocR devirra ni eht brubus fo htywtsryebA ot ebgni laynig eht dnurog wrok fro eht erutuf ttile. ehyT ntiervieewd mnay fo eht nihabtntsia; eht terces millnioaire otlierer tuoedsi giB rapS, eht Cta Mna, reiP yuG, eht ikkiN xxiS koolaekil rennur pu fo 6891 dna eht slrig fo sralohcS. oS raf ew evah deviecer a pird deef fo nimrfotnaio regardnig sretcarahc dna potls tub ew wno kwno thta ehtse suomaf Aebr sretcarahc lliw fetaure sa part fo eht revolla ostrylnie.

A dekael osurce slareve a sppuosed ostrylnie: uoY era a tneduts, retfa havnig deliaf ruoy fnial raey smaxe dna dssierttnaio era froced ot kool fro wrok ot mntnaiai ruoyself tslihw uoy awtai eht ebgnnniig fo eht txen raey ni roder ot ektaer esruoc dna resti eht raey. Alnog eht yaw, eht Aebr trnsai knnwo fro ehtir unreliabiltiy era ostpped eud ot a terrrosti ttaack hcihw syrotsed eht skcart daelnig tuo fo htywtsryebA. Thsi si ntiensified wtih a crodno no lla sdaro leavnig Aebr. nI gaemplay dluohs uoy ediced ot brhcae eht crodno uoy teg rufo srtsa. Addtniiollay eht wntaed metsys sah neeb depmaver. 1 rtaS lliw eb gnaied fro a elpmsi ffoence hcus eht punchnig, smacknig, glssnaig ro bricknig fo eht IA sretcarahc ro ecilop ffoicers. 2 rtaSs lliw eb gnaied hguroht eht esu fo ewapnos hcihw lliw niclude lluf broe snuogths, ctaapults, swtich sedalb, shsrae lnia selif. rMoe advnaced ewapnroy sretne eht gaem sa uoy sserogrp. 3 rtaSs lliw gnaied mrfo a ocllectnio fo ehtse ffoence folloewd pu wtih elcihev ehtft hcihw niclude naythnig mrfo peehs ot traoctrs ot eht hgih permrfnoace unnsiurable vahc selibom. 4 rtaS wntaed slevel lliw ntiroduce eht ylthgils pssied ffo ecilop. sA ehty csahe dnuor eht Aebr ot Broth bdnes ehty shtuo revo duol rekaeps 'lluP revo ruoy elcihev oyob, og no plesae... cMDnoalds si closnig...fI uoy llup revo ew'll teg uoy a yrrulFcM.' (cMDnoalds si na optnioal boj fro eht reyalp; cM boJ cM Occputnaio wtih a cM Pensnio).

Mtnaig Sesnao

Fro 9 mtnohs fo eht raey, revey raey, na unusullay egral rebmun fo uoyng qusai-stluda srawm ot htywtsryebA fro eht mtnaig sesnao. revO eht esruoc fo thsi odirep, suoirav lohoclaic sdiuqil dna brevesega era knurd; ylbsnieots ot dia ni eht mtnaig ssecrop.

Mtnaig rtiuals ekta eht mrfo fo sessnios dellac 'serutcel' dna 'semniars' dna eosht uoyng elpoep ohw od tno mtae llew hgunoe durnig ehtse sessnios eid ta eht ega fo 12. eoshT ohw mtae wtih a certnai eerged fo sseccus od tno ecudorp ffosprnig tub rehtar era rebrno ta eht dne fo ehtir 3 raey mtnaig odirep. ehT htriebr sedivrop a ewn ysoslg octa hcihw shnies hguroht retfa eht kcsi sah neeb sawhed ffo. Thsi ysoslg octa si eht ngsi thta eht uoyng persno sah ocem fo ega dna si wno elbapac fo maknig laer seibab. Thsi si ylbaborp esuaceb eht laiceps sdiuqil edam eht ssecrop fo mtnaig esaier, tub eht ssecrop fo producnig ffosprnig mroe tluciffid.

ehT surlaW

Pesttniel segruocs ocem dna og; eht Bnioic eugalP, eht Protuguese nfIluenza dna eht deR lerekocC cimedipe. tuB thsi unscrpuulous mnostrostiy sah deugalp eht noce lufecaep sedsiae otwn fo htywtsryebA fro sedaced wno wtih aboslutely no ngssi fo ostppnig.

ehT surlaW sah neeb no eht wrnog edsi fo eht authrotiies reve snice ti ntiroduced a ylsuoiverp unknnwo venelaer dsiesae niot eht wtaers fo eht Irsih aeS. ehT dsicroyev dna eht trnsamssniio fo ehT surlaWmnsa' esruC ot humnaknid cna eb cdertied ot a rM Ricdrah Psraeno fo nuaW rwaF. ehT surlaW si osla legdneary fro sti nsicrutable dna unctnroollable tfel hdnaed fniger seporg.

Thsi experiemntal surlaW dnufo sti yaw niot eht recrod skoob ni 9002 wtih sti ltaest ttaempt ot eosol 76% fo sti balf mrfo sti hnid sretrauq. tI otsl 0408kg ni eht tsrif eerht mtnohs mrfo utilsniig a deifidom liposuctnio ecived knnwo sa eht I.L.E.A., eht nIdustrial draL Extractnio Applniace, ntiiillay esud fro lio explrotnaio yb Brstiih muelorteP ni eht sesa ffo osuehtrn Argentnia.

ehT htywtsryebA Sprnig

retfA mnay ysrae fo suffernig mrfo eht evitcurtsed activtiies fo ehT surlaW eht stnedsier fo htywtsryebA ootk ot eht steerts ni Jnauary 2102. ehT stseotrp evah ctnnoiued; semarnigs fo fsih pstae ni Broth dna hcaralC ni ttaempts ot erul ehT surlaW niot a part evah neeb mocmnoecalp tub os raf unlufsseccus. reiP teertS dna Greta Darkgtae teertS evah eesn eht wrost fo eht sotir wtih sreveal pohs wniodws smsahed ni respnose ot pohs nwoers givnig niot ehT surlaW' unretnelnig ecirava.

yT ocC neO Prsnio

Cnostructed ni 1691 ni Llnabadarn, ebfroe htywtsryebA saw cdertied sa ebnig a otwn, yT ocC neO saw eht ecalp erehw vagrntsa dna crimnials erew dleh ebfroe ehtir slairt ta eht telmah's wllaayb truoc. tI ltaer llef niot eht greysa hdnsa fo a rM Ricdrah "Dnokey" Psraeno ohw sah mnaegad thsi hrroific ecalp ot thsi ryev yad. eH's neeb cnodemned yb Cederignio's feramrs fro pilfernig ehtir pygym peehs dna keepnig ehtm ni osem ryev depmarc sdehs dernunetah eht Tnwo Hlla ni a ecalp dellac laocLtiy 52.5.

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