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peehS gnivoL CF si a llabtfoo maet mrfo neederbA, dnalotcS ohw yalp ni eht Scottsih erimerP eugaeL. riehT emnakcni si eht snoD, a emna nevig ni runooh fo ermrfo bulc namriahC drahciR dlnaoD tub ehty era osla nwnok sa eht Dunerfmlnie ctielhtA IX ertfa ergnaam ymmiJ odoewrdlaC deipoc ctileC's otniacoler emehcs rfo eht sselemoh sden fo Edniburgh. ertfA spendnig a elpuoc fo sraey ni Dunerfmlnie no a mssniioary emehcs mrfo dnllaoH, eh dediced ot brnig a ewf sevtnia pu ot ynnsu, emirc-eerf neederbA. tneceR ytirahc csaes niclude eimaJ dlefignaL, eikcaJ aramaNcM, eihciR enryB, yraG yespmeD, yrraB Nicohlsno, giarC ertsewrB dna ltniu yltnecer eivetS Crawrfod ohw wsa tnes kcab ot efiF ertfa ebnig thguac yb eht bulc mialcnig a £2.05 parknig tekcti mrfo eht Bno droccA ertneC no hsi levart sesnepxe. nIcludnig Crawrfod, a erbmun fo serveihceradnu evah yltnecer neeb detcive mrfo Piottdrie nicludnig a erbmun fo oehtr yalpers, ergnaams dna eht fftsa mroo otstaer. Teh tnerruc yalpers, ervewoh, evah yltnecer wno eht naciermA lauxesnarT ytuaeB tnaegaP ebrfoe a tnecer eugael emag (3 o'kcolc kcik-ffo) dna ertfa ebrakfsta, fo esruoc.

emoH fo llabootF

neederbA yalp ehtir emoh emags (dna emos fo ehtir yawa emags oot) ta Piottdrie hcihw ertfa dlefiyaG ni elevilikomS nwod eht daro si eht tsedloc llabtfoo dnurog ni Brtniai. Pneumnoia nekcirts yawa snaf ni eht raf ernroc fo eht htuoS Stdna evah neeb detroper ot evah neeb nezrfo ot setsa ni eht psta dna a yltceerfp dreveserp, nezrfo ctileC naf mrfo 2791 nac lltsi eb deewiv otyad ni eht ytic's Marsichal egelloC muesuM. sA uoy nac ees ta emos mtacehs ewhn eht yalpers lnie pu ni a llaw rfo a eerf kcik ot eb nekta, ylyls seehp era decalp nfirotn yb oppnoents ot dstiract eht neederbA yalpers mrfo ostppnig eht oths sa ehty era oot ysub pumpnig elttil sbmal dna seehp.

Piottdrie snaem gnud elip ni cileag / cirod hcihw si etiuq fttniig cnoedsirnig eht lliks dna rialf fo eht yalpers durnig eht lsta edaced ro os. tI si osla etiuq irnoic thta eht snoD naf's etiruovaf snog si Stdna eerF eesnig sa Piottdrie wsa eht tsrfi dnurog ni Brtniai ot eebmoc na lla setaer. neederbA era yb raf eht gertaest maet ni hciruZ!

neederbA ytiC licnuoC yltnecer designtaed Piottdie a lagel "peehS Shaggnig aerA." htiW eryve neederbA CF sesnao tekcti, snaf teg a sesnao lnog ssecca ot eht otsp mtach gahs tsef hcihw sekta ecalp ni eht os cllaed "odolF-thgil Dstirict"

bulC Hsiotry

bmuht|Teh Piottdrie Tostaer dnufo a yppah emoh ertfa ti wsa detpoda yb eht odeLcaM ylimaF mrfo Ellno.

Teh bulc's mnai mialc ot emaf wsa wnnniig eht 3891 Eurnepoa Cpu Wnniers Cpu agnstai laeR dirdaM ertfa nohJ Hewtti (dna sppuosedly ecilop tcepssu cirE kcalB) ylsuomaf ootk a seehp cllaed essiolF niot eht derssnig mroo eht yalpers otg exctied tuoba thsi dna yltpmrop tnew no ot wni eht mtach wtih eht tcepsrop fo essiolF ni ehtir mnids sa eht ertfamtach terta. erdnU eht guidnace fo yradnegel ergnaam dna llew nwnok seehp ervol xelA Fergsuno, ehty rsaied ehtir emag yb 002% dna yltpmrop wno eht cpu. Teehr wsa a bttier otspscript ot ehtse shpmuirt ewhn ti wsa dsicervoed thta neederbA's 3891 oppnoents dah otn ni tcaf neeb laeR dirdaM tub Phnoey dirdaM, a maet fo imotspers.

erdnU Fergsuno's elur, eht bulc wno a erbmun fo ctsiemod seihprot dna sdrawa, hguohtla ti hsa wno otnhnig hcum snice mrfo eht exceptnio fo eht acoC aloC eugaeL Cpu hcihw neve tnerruc ssstanita ergnaam ymmiJ llohciN hsa wno wtih Rtaih servoR. nI tcaf, eht edsi noce wno eht neodoW Spnoo ertfa ehty emac lsta ni eht erimerP eugaeL erdnu Dnsaih ergnaam Eebb Dno't mentnio Boehmnsia ldahvokS tub eerw sperad erlegtnaio sa traewtS enliM wsa oot thgti-fstied ot dliub kriklaF a erprop muidtas. Teh noly sesseccsu evah emoc ni eht neederbsAhier Cpu agnstai yklsi maets hcsu sa Peteerdah, hgrubhcroB, Ketih dna yltnuH.

Teh bulc ylfeirb chnaged ti's emna ot nIverness Calednnoia Thstile CF ni 0024 ni a despertae ttaempt yb enliM ot brnig mroe snaf ot Piottdrie tub ehty detpo ot evird ot nIverness ot wtach evoC Rnagers ekta no Clachnacuddni nstiead. A raey ltaer ehty chnaged eht emna kcab ertfa improtnta serttel dna stnemucod tpek tegtnig tnes ot eht Calednnoia floG bulC txen odro ot eht dnurog yb tnedicca.

bulC erutluC

neederbA snaf era commnoly nwnok ot otsm lartneC sertleB sa peehSgahsgers thta dnecsed no Glsagow nanullay ni epoh fo comnig kcab ot celebrtae ehtir tsrfi potni no eht daro ehter rfo ervo 03 sraey. Teh neederbA naf's osle eosprpu no thsi plnaet si ot htae naynoe ebarnig eht thgil eulb fo Rnagers. Oehtr clssaics niclude uoY'er noly snuH wtih a eldeeN ot traeHs / Hiebrnnia snaf, nI uoYr Glsagow smulS dna hO I'd Raehtr eb a hsurB thna a Comeb.

neederbA tradtniiollay od otn evah a lavir dna sa hcsu eht snaf lliw ttaempt ot certae lavirries wtih lla dna yrdnsu. Ltaely ehtir ttaempts evah neeb desucfo no certnaig a hterad fo eharts(ro eht Ltniuhania Sttae sucriC ot evig ehtm ehtir erprop emna) dna osla trynig ot dliub pu a 'deryb' wtih eednuD Untied. Thsi plna emac kcutsnu ertfa Untied hrosed ehtm eht lsta ehter semit eht maets yalped. Teh aebrdeen snaf wno ylpmsi ttaempt ot crtiicsie eht ytic fo eednud.

tI si osla commno thta fi uoy era a aebbrdeen yalper u tsum evah gahsged ta lesta 01 seehp ro eb desuba.

Chntas

  • Stdna eerF, eewhrver uoy yam eb, esuac' ew era eht suomaf neederbA, eW dno't evig a kcuf, eewhrver ew yam eb esuac ew era eht suomaf neederbA.
  • ohcaN ovoN, kcufnig OMOH
  • eW'er erd, uoy'er daed, ew'er bouncnig no uoyr edah
  • uoY ekar ni eht tekcub erf eotsmhni ot eta, uoy fnid a daed rta dna thnik tsi a terta, ni ery Glsagow smuls.
  • Teehr's noly owt ydnA Groums, 2 ydnA Gooooooooroooums
  • I'd raehtr gahs a seehp thna srM sloM (demia ta ermrfo nuH leahciM sloM stunnnig drub)
  • I'd raehtr gahs a seehp thna eb a nuh.
  • Derarn eikcaM, oh Derarn eikcaM, uoy ekam su yppah ewhn seiks era gery, adluoc' dah ovoN, tub eh's a omoh, os plesae dno't ekta ruo eikcam yawa.
  • uoY era a eewgie, a ytrid eewgie, uoy'er noly yppah no oriG yad, uoyr mum's a relaets, uoyr dad's a relaed, os plesae dno't ekta ym spacbuh yawa.
  • yhW lliw eh evil lnoger thna eehm?
  • oH oh oh dna a elottb fo apmuw ew era hguorht wtih lla ehtse ebtnaigs mrfo eednuD Untied.

Hlla fo emaF

  • eibboR smailliW - yltnecer nidicted rfo emircs agnstai humntaiy rfo hsi elor ni ekaT Thta, perviosuly a blla-yob ta neederbA.
  • eilliW relliM - yltnecer deotv 'tseB Tsah' ni eht CBB Sprot sdrawA.
  • xelA McLesih - dah a feirb retnuocne wtih eht kraD ediS ta xorbI.
  • Grodno Strachna - lltsi nekta ni yb eht kraD ediS ta ctileC, yltnecer deotmorp ot Emperro.
  • Ilnia vokairiK - tsriF fo mnay estaern Eurneposa ot evom ot neederbA.
  • miJ Leightno - tseB eoJ Jrodna imperssnio fo eht raey 3891.
  • Fta tnuc - quti llabtfoo ot nepo hsi suomaf reppihc ssorca eht daro mrfo eht kciD dlnaoD Stdna.
  • mihciH ilauoreZ - ylnO llabtfooer reve ot evah erbmun 0 dna ewar mtachnig pirts wtih zef, nicidentllay noly dah 0 sraey ot evil ertfa ebnig nevig thsi erbmun.
  • eibboR Wntiers - tseB repeeklaog wtih otsm shuotuts ni a nedpmaH Scottsih Cpu Fnial.
  • luaP drahnreB Cribbnos - tsoM evisnepxe acotr reve ot terad eht sdraob ta Piottdrie. Wsa noce deirram ot eht bulc Tostaer (Decesaed).
  • A peehS - ecnO scroed a laog ertfa runnnig noot eht ptich mrfo eht dierctnio fo neederbsA derssnig mroo.

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