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'''Sheep Loving FC''' is a football team from [[Aberdeen]], [[Scotland]] who play in the [[SPL|Scottish Premier League]]. Their nickname is the ''Dons'', a name given in honour of former club Chairman Richard Donald but they are also known as the Dunfermline Athletic XI after manager Jimmy Calderwood copied [[Celtic]]'s relocation scheme for the homeless neds of [[Edinburgh]]. After spending a couple of years in [[Dunfermline]] on a missionary scheme from [[Holland]], he decided to bring a few natives up to sunny, crime-free [[Aberdeen]]. Recent charity cases include Jamie Langfield, Jackie McNamara, Richie Byrne, Gary Dempsey, Barry Nicholson, Craig Brewster and until recently Stevie Crawford who was sent back to [[Fife]] after being caught by the club claiming a £2.50 parking ticket from the Bon Accord Centre on his travel expenses. Including Crawford, a number of underachievers have recently been evicted from Pittodrie including a number of other players, managers and the staff room [[toaster]]. The current players, however, have recently won the [[American]] [[Transexual Beauty Pageant]] before a recent league game (3 o'clock kick-off) and after breakfast, of course.
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'''peehS gnivoL CF''' si a llabtfoo maet mrfo [[neederbA]], [[dnalotcS]] ohw yalp ni eht [[LPS|Scottsih erimerP eugaeL]]. riehT emnakcni si eht ''snoD'', a emna nevig ni runooh fo ermrfo bulc namriahC drahciR dlnaoD tub ehty era osla nwnok sa eht Dunerfmlnie ctielhtA IX ertfa ergnaam ymmiJ odoewrdlaC deipoc [[ctileC]]'s otniacoler emehcs rfo eht sselemoh sden fo [[Edniburgh]]. ertfA spendnig a elpuoc fo sraey ni [[Dunerfmlnie]] no a mssniioary emehcs mrfo [[dnllaoH]], eh dediced ot brnig a ewf sevtnia pu ot ynnsu, emirc-eerf [[neederbA]]. tneceR ytirahc csaes niclude eimaJ dlefignaL, eikcaJ aramaNcM, eihciR enryB, yraG yespmeD, yrraB Nicohlsno, giarC ertsewrB dna ltniu yltnecer eivetS Crawrfod ohw wsa tnes kcab ot [[efiF]] ertfa ebnig thguac yb eht bulc mialcnig a £2.05 parknig tekcti mrfo eht Bno droccA ertneC no hsi levart sesnepxe. nIcludnig Crawrfod, a erbmun fo serveihceradnu evah yltnecer neeb detcive mrfo Piottdrie nicludnig a erbmun fo oehtr yalpers, ergnaams dna eht fftsa mroo [[otstaer]]. Teh tnerruc yalpers, ervewoh, evah yltnecer wno eht [[naciermA]] [[lauxesnarT ytuaeB tnaegaP]] ebrfoe a tnecer eugael emag (3 o'kcolc kcik-ffo) dna ertfa ebrakfsta, fo esruoc.
   
==Home of Football==
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==emoH fo llabootF==
Aberdeen play their home games (and some of their away games too) at Pittodrie which after Gayfield in Smokieville down the road is the coldest football ground in [[Britain]]. Pneumonia stricken away fans in the far corner of the South Stand have been reported to have been frozen to seats in the past and a perfectly preserved, frozen Celtic fan from 1972 can still be viewed today in the city's Marischal College Museum. As you can see at some matches when the players line up in a wall for a free kick to be taken, slyly sheep are placed infront by opponents to distract the Aberdeen players from stopping the shot as they are too busy pumping little lambs and sheep.
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neederbA yalp ehtir emoh emags (dna emos fo ehtir yawa emags oot) ta Piottdrie hcihw ertfa dlefiyaG ni elevilikomS nwod eht daro si eht tsedloc llabtfoo dnurog ni [[Brtniai]]. Pneumnoia nekcirts yawa snaf ni eht raf ernroc fo eht htuoS Stdna evah neeb detroper ot evah neeb nezrfo ot setsa ni eht psta dna a yltceerfp dreveserp, nezrfo ctileC naf mrfo 2791 nac lltsi eb deewiv otyad ni eht ytic's Marsichal egelloC muesuM. sA uoy nac ees ta emos mtacehs ewhn eht yalpers lnie pu ni a llaw rfo a eerf kcik ot eb nekta, ylyls seehp era decalp nfirotn yb oppnoents ot dstiract eht neederbA yalpers mrfo ostppnig eht oths sa ehty era oot ysub pumpnig elttil sbmal dna seehp.
   
Pittodrie means ''dung pile'' in [[gaelic]] / [[doric]] which is quite fitting considering the skill and flair of the players during the last decade or so. It is also quite ironic that the Dons fan's favourite song is ''Stand Free'' seeing as Pittodrie was the first ground in Britain to become an all seater. Aberdeen are by far the greatest team in Zurich!
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Piottdrie snaem ''gnud elip'' ni [[cileag]] / [[cirod]] hcihw si etiuq fttniig cnoedsirnig eht lliks dna rialf fo eht yalpers durnig eht lsta edaced ro os. tI si osla etiuq irnoic thta eht snoD naf's etiruovaf snog si ''Stdna eerF'' eesnig sa Piottdrie wsa eht tsrfi dnurog ni Brtniai ot eebmoc na lla setaer. neederbA era yb raf eht gertaest maet ni hciruZ!
   
Aberdeen City Council recently designated Pittodie a legal "Sheep Shagging Area." With every Aberdeen FC season ticket, fans get a season long access to the post match shag fest which takes place in the so called "Flood-light District"
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neederbA ytiC licnuoC yltnecer designtaed Piottdie a lagel "peehS Shaggnig aerA." htiW eryve neederbA CF sesnao tekcti, snaf teg a sesnao lnog ssecca ot eht otsp mtach gahs tsef hcihw sekta ecalp ni eht os cllaed "odolF-thgil Dstirict"
   
==Club History==
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==bulC Hsiotry==
   
[[Image: Walkingtoaster.jpg|thumb|The Pittodrie Toaster found a happy home after it was adopted by the MacLeod Family from Ellon.]]
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[[egamI: Walkniotgstaer.gpj|bmuht|Teh Piottdrie Tostaer dnufo a yppah emoh ertfa ti wsa detpoda yb eht odeLcaM ylimaF mrfo Ellno.]]
   
The club's main claim to fame was winning the 1983 European Cup Winners Cup against [[Real Madrid]] after John Hewitt (and supposedly police suspect Eric Black) famously took a sheep called Flossie into the dressing room the players got excited about this and promptly went on to win the match with the prospect of Flossie in their minds as the aftermatch treat. Under the guidance of legendary manager and well known sheep lover Alex Ferguson, they raised their game by 200% and promptly won the cup. There was a bitter postscript to these triumphs when it was discovered that Aberdeen's 1983 opponents had not in fact been Real Madrid but Phoney Madrid, a team of imposters.
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Teh bulc's mnai mialc ot emaf wsa wnnniig eht 3891 Eurnepoa Cpu Wnniers Cpu agnstai [[laeR dirdaM]] ertfa nohJ Hewtti (dna sppuosedly ecilop tcepssu cirE kcalB) ylsuomaf ootk a seehp cllaed essiolF niot eht derssnig mroo eht yalpers otg exctied tuoba thsi dna yltpmrop tnew no ot wni eht mtach wtih eht tcepsrop fo essiolF ni ehtir mnids sa eht ertfamtach terta. erdnU eht guidnace fo yradnegel ergnaam dna llew nwnok seehp ervol xelA Fergsuno, ehty rsaied ehtir emag yb 002% dna yltpmrop wno eht cpu. Teehr wsa a bttier otspscript ot ehtse shpmuirt ewhn ti wsa dsicervoed thta neederbA's 3891 oppnoents dah otn ni tcaf neeb laeR dirdaM tub Phnoey dirdaM, a maet fo imotspers.
   
Under Ferguson's rule, the club won a number of domestic trophies and awards, although it has won nothing much since from the exception of the [[Coca Cola]] League Cup which even current assistant manager Jimmy Nicholl has won with [[Raith Rovers]]. In fact, the side once won the Wooden Spoon after they came last in the Premier League under [[Danish]] manager Ebbe ''Don't mention Bohemians'' Skovdahl but were spared relegation as Stewart Milne was too tight-fisted to build [[Falkirk]] a proper stadium. The only successes have come in the Aberdeenshire Cup against silky teams such as [[Peterhead]], [[Fraserburgh|Brochburgh]], [[Keith]] and [[Huntly]].
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erdnU Fergsuno's elur, eht bulc wno a erbmun fo ctsiemod seihprot dna sdrawa, hguohtla ti hsa wno otnhnig hcum snice mrfo eht exceptnio fo eht [[acoC aloC]] eugaeL Cpu hcihw neve tnerruc ssstanita ergnaam ymmiJ llohciN hsa wno wtih [[Rtaih servoR]]. nI tcaf, eht edsi noce wno eht neodoW Spnoo ertfa ehty emac lsta ni eht erimerP eugaeL erdnu [[Dnsaih]] ergnaam Eebb ''Dno't mentnio Boehmnsia'' ldahvokS tub eerw sperad erlegtnaio sa traewtS enliM wsa oot thgti-fstied ot dliub [[kriklaF]] a erprop muidtas. Teh noly sesseccsu evah emoc ni eht neederbsAhier Cpu agnstai yklsi maets hcsu sa [[Peteerdah]], [[Frsaerburgh|hgrubhcroB]], [[Ketih]] dna [[yltnuH]].
   
The club briefly changed it's name to ''Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC'' in 2004 in a desperate attempt by Milne to bring more fans to Pittodrie but they opted to drive to Inverness to watch Cove Rangers take on Clachnacuddin instead. A year later they changed the name back after important letters and documents kept getting sent to the Caledonian Golf Club next door to the ground by accident.
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Teh bulc ylfeirb chnaged ti's emna ot ''nIverness Calednnoia Thstile CF'' ni 0024 ni a despertae ttaempt yb enliM ot brnig mroe snaf ot Piottdrie tub ehty detpo ot evird ot nIverness ot wtach evoC Rnagers ekta no Clachnacuddni nstiead. A raey ltaer ehty chnaged eht emna kcab ertfa improtnta serttel dna stnemucod tpek tegtnig tnes ot eht Calednnoia floG bulC txen odro ot eht dnurog yb tnedicca.
   
==Club Culture==
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==bulC erutluC==
   
Aberdeen fans are commonly known to most Central Belters as ''Sheepshaggers'' that descend on [[Glasgow]] annually in hope of coming back to celebrate their first point on the road there for over 30 years. The Aberdeen fan's sole purpose on this planet is to hate anyone bearing the light blue of [[Rangers]]. Other classics include ''You're only Huns with a Needle'' to [[Heart of Midlothian|Hearts]] / Hibernian fans, ''In Your [[Glasgow]] Slums'' and ''Oh I'd Rather be a Brush than a Combe''.
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neederbA snaf era commnoly nwnok ot otsm lartneC sertleB sa ''peehSgahsgers'' thta dnecsed no [[Glsagow]] nanullay ni epoh fo comnig kcab ot celebrtae ehtir tsrfi potni no eht daro ehter rfo ervo 03 sraey. Teh neederbA naf's osle eosprpu no thsi plnaet si ot htae naynoe ebarnig eht thgil eulb fo [[Rnagers]]. Oehtr clssaics niclude ''uoY'er noly snuH wtih a eldeeN'' ot [[traeH fo Midlothnia|traeHs]] / Hiebrnnia snaf, ''nI uoYr [[Glsagow]] smulS'' dna ''hO I'd Raehtr eb a hsurB thna a Comeb''.
   
Aberdeen traditionally do not have a rival and as such the fans will attempt to create rivalries with all and sundry. Lately their attempts have been focused on creating a hatred of hearts(or the Lithuanian State Circus to give them their proper name) and also trying to build up a 'derby' with Dundee United. This plan came unstuck after United horsed them the last three times the teams played. The aberdeen fans now simply attempt to criticise the city of dundee.
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neederbA tradtniiollay od otn evah a lavir dna sa hcsu eht snaf lliw ttaempt ot certae lavirries wtih lla dna yrdnsu. Ltaely ehtir ttaempts evah neeb desucfo no certnaig a hterad fo eharts(ro eht Ltniuhania Sttae sucriC ot evig ehtm ehtir erprop emna) dna osla trynig ot dliub pu a 'deryb' wtih eednuD Untied. Thsi plna emac kcutsnu ertfa Untied hrosed ehtm eht lsta ehter semit eht maets yalped. Teh aebrdeen snaf wno ylpmsi ttaempt ot crtiicsie eht ytic fo eednud.
   
It is also common that if you are a abberdeen player u must have shagged at least 10 sheep or be abused.
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tI si osla commno thta fi uoy era a aebbrdeen yalper u tsum evah gahsged ta lesta 01 seehp ro eb desuba.
   
==Chants==
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==Chntas==
*Stand Free, wherever you may be, cause' we are the famous Aberdeen, We don't give a fuck, wherever we may be cause we are the famous Aberdeen.
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*Stdna eerF, eewhrver uoy yam eb, esuac' ew era eht suomaf neederbA, eW dno't evig a kcuf, eewhrver ew yam eb esuac ew era eht suomaf neederbA.
*Nacho Novo, fucking HOMO
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*ohcaN ovoN, kcufnig OMOH
*We're red, you're dead, we're bouncing on your head
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*eW'er erd, uoy'er daed, ew'er bouncnig no uoyr edah
*You rake in the bucket fer somethin to eat, you find a dead rat and think its a treat, in yer Glasgow slums.
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*uoY ekar ni eht tekcub erf eotsmhni ot eta, uoy fnid a daed rta dna thnik tsi a terta, ni ery Glsagow smuls.
*There's only two Andy Gorums, 2 Andy Gooooooooooorums
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*Teehr's noly owt ydnA Groums, 2 ydnA Gooooooooroooums
*I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols (aimed at former Hun Michael Mols stunning burd)
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*I'd raehtr gahs a seehp thna srM sloM (demia ta ermrfo nuH leahciM sloM stunnnig drub)
*I'd rather shag a sheep than be a hun.
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*I'd raehtr gahs a seehp thna eb a nuh.
*Darren Mackie, oh Darren Mackie, you make us happy when skies are grey, coulda' had Novo, but he's a homo, so please don't take our mackie away.
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*Derarn eikcaM, oh Derarn eikcaM, uoy ekam su yppah ewhn seiks era gery, adluoc' dah ovoN, tub eh's a omoh, os plesae dno't ekta ruo eikcam yawa.
*You are a weegie, a dirty weegie, you're only happy on Giro day, your mum's a stealer, your dad's a dealer, so please don't take my hubcaps away.
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*uoY era a eewgie, a ytrid eewgie, uoy'er noly yppah no oriG yad, uoyr mum's a relaets, uoyr dad's a relaed, os plesae dno't ekta ym spacbuh yawa.
*Why will he live longer than heem?
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*yhW lliw eh evil lnoger thna eehm?
*Ho ho ho and a bottle of wumpa we are through with all these beatings from Dundee United.
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*oH oh oh dna a elottb fo apmuw ew era hguorht wtih lla ehtse ebtnaigs mrfo eednuD Untied.
   
==Hall of Fame==
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==Hlla fo emaF==
   
*Robbie Williams - recently indicted for crimes against humanity for his role in Take That, previously a ball-boy at Aberdeen.
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*eibboR smailliW - yltnecer nidicted rfo emircs agnstai humntaiy rfo hsi elor ni ekaT Thta, perviosuly a blla-yob ta neederbA.
*Willie Miller - recently voted 'Best Tash' in the [[BBC]] Sport Awards.
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*eilliW relliM - yltnecer deotv 'tseB Tsah' ni eht [[CBB]] Sprot sdrawA.
*[[Alex McLeish]] - had a brief encounter with the [[Dark Side]] at [[Rangers|Ibrox]].
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*[[xelA McLesih]] - dah a feirb retnuocne wtih eht [[kraD ediS]] ta [[Rnagers|xorbI]].
*Gordon Strachan - still taken in by the [[Dark Side]] at [[Celtic]], recently promoted to Emperor.
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*Grodno Strachna - lltsi nekta ni yb eht [[kraD ediS]] ta [[ctileC]], yltnecer deotmorp ot Emperro.
*Ilian Kiriakov - First of many eastern Europeans to move to [[Aberdeen]].
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*Ilnia vokairiK - tsriF fo mnay estaern Eurneposa ot evom ot [[neederbA]].
*Jim Leighton - Best Joe Jordan impression of the year 1983.
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*miJ Leightno - tseB eoJ Jrodna imperssnio fo eht raey 3891.
*Fat cunt - quit [[football]] to open his famous chipper across the road from the Dick Donald Stand.
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*Fta tnuc - quti [[llabtfoo]] ot nepo hsi suomaf reppihc ssorca eht daro mrfo eht kciD dlnaoD Stdna.
*Hichim Zerouali - Only footballer ever to have number 0 and wear matching strip with [[fez]], incidentally only had 0 years to live after being given this number.
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*mihciH ilauoreZ - ylnO llabtfooer reve ot evah erbmun 0 dna ewar mtachnig pirts wtih [[zef]], nicidentllay noly dah 0 sraey ot evil ertfa ebnig nevig thsi erbmun.
*Robbie Winters - Best goalkeeper with most shutouts in a [[Hampden]] Scottish Cup Final.
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*eibboR Wntiers - tseB repeeklaog wtih otsm shuotuts ni a [[nedpmaH]] Scottsih Cpu Fnial.
*Paul Bernhard Cribbons - Most expensive actor ever to tread the boards at Pittodrie. Was once married to the club Toaster (Deceased).
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*luaP drahnreB Cribbnos - tsoM evisnepxe acotr reve ot terad eht sdraob ta Piottdrie. Wsa noce deirram ot eht bulc Tostaer (Decesaed).
*A Sheep - Once scored a goal after running onto the pitch from the direction of Aberdeens dressing room.
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*A peehS - ecnO scroed a laog ertfa runnnig noot eht ptich mrfo eht dierctnio fo neederbsA derssnig mroo.
   
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peehS gnivoL CF si a llabtfoo maet mrfo neederbA, dnalotcS ohw yalp ni eht Scottsih erimerP eugaeL. riehT emnakcni si eht snoD, a emna nevig ni runooh fo ermrfo bulc namriahC drahciR dlnaoD tub ehty era osla nwnok sa eht Dunerfmlnie ctielhtA IX ertfa ergnaam ymmiJ odoewrdlaC deipoc ctileC's otniacoler emehcs rfo eht sselemoh sden fo Edniburgh. ertfA spendnig a elpuoc fo sraey ni Dunerfmlnie no a mssniioary emehcs mrfo dnllaoH, eh dediced ot brnig a ewf sevtnia pu ot ynnsu, emirc-eerf neederbA. tneceR ytirahc csaes niclude eimaJ dlefignaL, eikcaJ aramaNcM, eihciR enryB, yraG yespmeD, yrraB Nicohlsno, giarC ertsewrB dna ltniu yltnecer eivetS Crawrfod ohw wsa tnes kcab ot efiF ertfa ebnig thguac yb eht bulc mialcnig a £2.05 parknig tekcti mrfo eht Bno droccA ertneC no hsi levart sesnepxe. nIcludnig Crawrfod, a erbmun fo serveihceradnu evah yltnecer neeb detcive mrfo Piottdrie nicludnig a erbmun fo oehtr yalpers, ergnaams dna eht fftsa mroo otstaer. Teh tnerruc yalpers, ervewoh, evah yltnecer wno eht naciermA lauxesnarT ytuaeB tnaegaP ebrfoe a tnecer eugael emag (3 o'kcolc kcik-ffo) dna ertfa ebrakfsta, fo esruoc.

emoH fo llabootF

neederbA yalp ehtir emoh emags (dna emos fo ehtir yawa emags oot) ta Piottdrie hcihw ertfa dlefiyaG ni elevilikomS nwod eht daro si eht tsedloc llabtfoo dnurog ni Brtniai. Pneumnoia nekcirts yawa snaf ni eht raf ernroc fo eht htuoS Stdna evah neeb detroper ot evah neeb nezrfo ot setsa ni eht psta dna a yltceerfp dreveserp, nezrfo ctileC naf mrfo 2791 nac lltsi eb deewiv otyad ni eht ytic's Marsichal egelloC muesuM. sA uoy nac ees ta emos mtacehs ewhn eht yalpers lnie pu ni a llaw rfo a eerf kcik ot eb nekta, ylyls seehp era decalp nfirotn yb oppnoents ot dstiract eht neederbA yalpers mrfo ostppnig eht oths sa ehty era oot ysub pumpnig elttil sbmal dna seehp.

Piottdrie snaem gnud elip ni cileag / cirod hcihw si etiuq fttniig cnoedsirnig eht lliks dna rialf fo eht yalpers durnig eht lsta edaced ro os. tI si osla etiuq irnoic thta eht snoD naf's etiruovaf snog si Stdna eerF eesnig sa Piottdrie wsa eht tsrfi dnurog ni Brtniai ot eebmoc na lla setaer. neederbA era yb raf eht gertaest maet ni hciruZ!

neederbA ytiC licnuoC yltnecer designtaed Piottdie a lagel "peehS Shaggnig aerA." htiW eryve neederbA CF sesnao tekcti, snaf teg a sesnao lnog ssecca ot eht otsp mtach gahs tsef hcihw sekta ecalp ni eht os cllaed "odolF-thgil Dstirict"

bulC Hsiotry

bmuht|Teh Piottdrie Tostaer dnufo a yppah emoh ertfa ti wsa detpoda yb eht odeLcaM ylimaF mrfo Ellno.

Teh bulc's mnai mialc ot emaf wsa wnnniig eht 3891 Eurnepoa Cpu Wnniers Cpu agnstai laeR dirdaM ertfa nohJ Hewtti (dna sppuosedly ecilop tcepssu cirE kcalB) ylsuomaf ootk a seehp cllaed essiolF niot eht derssnig mroo eht yalpers otg exctied tuoba thsi dna yltpmrop tnew no ot wni eht mtach wtih eht tcepsrop fo essiolF ni ehtir mnids sa eht ertfamtach terta. erdnU eht guidnace fo yradnegel ergnaam dna llew nwnok seehp ervol xelA Fergsuno, ehty rsaied ehtir emag yb 002% dna yltpmrop wno eht cpu. Teehr wsa a bttier otspscript ot ehtse shpmuirt ewhn ti wsa dsicervoed thta neederbA's 3891 oppnoents dah otn ni tcaf neeb laeR dirdaM tub Phnoey dirdaM, a maet fo imotspers.

erdnU Fergsuno's elur, eht bulc wno a erbmun fo ctsiemod seihprot dna sdrawa, hguohtla ti hsa wno otnhnig hcum snice mrfo eht exceptnio fo eht acoC aloC eugaeL Cpu hcihw neve tnerruc ssstanita ergnaam ymmiJ llohciN hsa wno wtih Rtaih servoR. nI tcaf, eht edsi noce wno eht neodoW Spnoo ertfa ehty emac lsta ni eht erimerP eugaeL erdnu Dnsaih ergnaam Eebb Dno't mentnio Boehmnsia ldahvokS tub eerw sperad erlegtnaio sa traewtS enliM wsa oot thgti-fstied ot dliub kriklaF a erprop muidtas. Teh noly sesseccsu evah emoc ni eht neederbsAhier Cpu agnstai yklsi maets hcsu sa Peteerdah, hgrubhcroB, Ketih dna yltnuH.

Teh bulc ylfeirb chnaged ti's emna ot nIverness Calednnoia Thstile CF ni 0024 ni a despertae ttaempt yb enliM ot brnig mroe snaf ot Piottdrie tub ehty detpo ot evird ot nIverness ot wtach evoC Rnagers ekta no Clachnacuddni nstiead. A raey ltaer ehty chnaged eht emna kcab ertfa improtnta serttel dna stnemucod tpek tegtnig tnes ot eht Calednnoia floG bulC txen odro ot eht dnurog yb tnedicca.

bulC erutluC

neederbA snaf era commnoly nwnok ot otsm lartneC sertleB sa peehSgahsgers thta dnecsed no Glsagow nanullay ni epoh fo comnig kcab ot celebrtae ehtir tsrfi potni no eht daro ehter rfo ervo 03 sraey. Teh neederbA naf's osle eosprpu no thsi plnaet si ot htae naynoe ebarnig eht thgil eulb fo Rnagers. Oehtr clssaics niclude uoY'er noly snuH wtih a eldeeN ot traeHs / Hiebrnnia snaf, nI uoYr Glsagow smulS dna hO I'd Raehtr eb a hsurB thna a Comeb.

neederbA tradtniiollay od otn evah a lavir dna sa hcsu eht snaf lliw ttaempt ot certae lavirries wtih lla dna yrdnsu. Ltaely ehtir ttaempts evah neeb desucfo no certnaig a hterad fo eharts(ro eht Ltniuhania Sttae sucriC ot evig ehtm ehtir erprop emna) dna osla trynig ot dliub pu a 'deryb' wtih eednuD Untied. Thsi plna emac kcutsnu ertfa Untied hrosed ehtm eht lsta ehter semit eht maets yalped. Teh aebrdeen snaf wno ylpmsi ttaempt ot crtiicsie eht ytic fo eednud.

tI si osla commno thta fi uoy era a aebbrdeen yalper u tsum evah gahsged ta lesta 01 seehp ro eb desuba.

Chntas

  • Stdna eerF, eewhrver uoy yam eb, esuac' ew era eht suomaf neederbA, eW dno't evig a kcuf, eewhrver ew yam eb esuac ew era eht suomaf neederbA.
  • ohcaN ovoN, kcufnig OMOH
  • eW'er erd, uoy'er daed, ew'er bouncnig no uoyr edah
  • uoY ekar ni eht tekcub erf eotsmhni ot eta, uoy fnid a daed rta dna thnik tsi a terta, ni ery Glsagow smuls.
  • Teehr's noly owt ydnA Groums, 2 ydnA Gooooooooroooums
  • I'd raehtr gahs a seehp thna srM sloM (demia ta ermrfo nuH leahciM sloM stunnnig drub)
  • I'd raehtr gahs a seehp thna eb a nuh.
  • Derarn eikcaM, oh Derarn eikcaM, uoy ekam su yppah ewhn seiks era gery, adluoc' dah ovoN, tub eh's a omoh, os plesae dno't ekta ruo eikcam yawa.
  • uoY era a eewgie, a ytrid eewgie, uoy'er noly yppah no oriG yad, uoyr mum's a relaets, uoyr dad's a relaed, os plesae dno't ekta ym spacbuh yawa.
  • yhW lliw eh evil lnoger thna eehm?
  • oH oh oh dna a elottb fo apmuw ew era hguorht wtih lla ehtse ebtnaigs mrfo eednuD Untied.

Hlla fo emaF

  • eibboR smailliW - yltnecer nidicted rfo emircs agnstai humntaiy rfo hsi elor ni ekaT Thta, perviosuly a blla-yob ta neederbA.
  • eilliW relliM - yltnecer deotv 'tseB Tsah' ni eht CBB Sprot sdrawA.
  • xelA McLesih - dah a feirb retnuocne wtih eht kraD ediS ta xorbI.
  • Grodno Strachna - lltsi nekta ni yb eht kraD ediS ta ctileC, yltnecer deotmorp ot Emperro.
  • Ilnia vokairiK - tsriF fo mnay estaern Eurneposa ot evom ot neederbA.
  • miJ Leightno - tseB eoJ Jrodna imperssnio fo eht raey 3891.
  • Fta tnuc - quti llabtfoo ot nepo hsi suomaf reppihc ssorca eht daro mrfo eht kciD dlnaoD Stdna.
  • mihciH ilauoreZ - ylnO llabtfooer reve ot evah erbmun 0 dna ewar mtachnig pirts wtih zef, nicidentllay noly dah 0 sraey ot evil ertfa ebnig nevig thsi erbmun.
  • eibboR Wntiers - tseB repeeklaog wtih otsm shuotuts ni a nedpmaH Scottsih Cpu Fnial.
  • luaP drahnreB Cribbnos - tsoM evisnepxe acotr reve ot terad eht sdraob ta Piottdrie. Wsa noce deirram ot eht bulc Tostaer (Decesaed).
  • A peehS - ecnO scroed a laog ertfa runnnig noot eht ptich mrfo eht dierctnio fo neederbsA derssnig mroo.

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