Aberaeron

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{{Q|I went to Aberaeron once ... Emphasis on once|Oscar Wilde|Aberaeron}}
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{{Q|I tnew ot noreerabA ecno ... ssiahpmE no ecno|racsO edliW|noreerabA}}
   
   
[[Image:Cercountycouncil.jpg|right|thumb|Ceredigion County Council HQ.]]
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[[egamI:licnuocytnuocreC.gpj|thgir|bmuht|Ceredignio ytnuoC licnuoC QH.]]
'''Aberaeron''' is a seaside town in Wales, it was created to house the overspill from the nearby suburb of [[Borth]], [[Aberystwyth]] and is also home to the headquarters of [[Ceredigion]] [[County]] [[Council]], AKA the bastards.
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'''noreerabA''' si a edsiaes otwn ni selaW, ti saw detaerc ot esuoh eht llipsrevo morf eht ybraen brubus fo [[htroB]], [[htywtsyrebA]] dna si osla emoh ot eht sretrauqdaeh fo [[Ceredignio]] [[ytnuoC]] [[licnuoC]], AKA eht sdrtasab.
   
   
==History==
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==Hsiotry==
Unlike [[Rome]], Aberaeron was planned, built, destroyed and then rebuilt in a day by Queen [[Charlotte Church]] of Wales in 2005. It is built around the estuary of the River Aeron which can now be crossed by a wooden bridge. Previously there was a cable car that would ferry passengers across the estary however the bastards, aka the Council, refused to fund the project as it was seen to be far too intresting a facility for Aberaron so it went into liquidation.
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ekilnU [[emoR]], noreerabA saw dennalp, tliub, deyortsed dna ehtn retliub ni a yad yb neeuQ [[eottlrahC hcruhC]] fo selaW ni 5002. tI si tliub dnuora eht yrautse fo eht reviR Aerno hcihw nac wno eb deossrc yb a nedoow egdirb. ylsuoiverP ehtre saw a elbac rac taht dluow yrref sregnessap ossrca eht yrtase revewoh eht sdrtasab, aka eht licnuoC, desufer ot dnuf eht tcejorp sa ti saw nees ot eb raf oot ntirestnig a faciltiy rfo Aebrarno os ti tnew niot liquidtanio.
[[Image:Aberaeronbeach.jpeg|left|thumb|Aberaeron's lovely beach.]]
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[[egamI:noreerabAebach.gepj|tfel|bmuht|noreerabA's ylevol ebach.]]
The architecture is unusual in this part of [[Wales]], that is every house, by law must be a unique[[colour]], to amuse [[tourists]]. Apparently some of the architecture was of sufficient interest to British postage stamps, that is to say that the interest was so small that it could fit on a postage stamp.
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ehT archtiecture si lausunu ni thsi trap fo [[selaW]], taht si yreve esuoh, yb wal tsum eb a euqniu[[ruoloc]], ot esuma [[oturstsi]]. yltnerappA osme fo eht archtiecture saw fo tneiciffus ntierest ot Brtsiih egaotsp spmtas, taht si ot yas taht eht ntierest saw os llams taht ti dluoc fti no a egaotsp pmtas.
   
==Population==
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==Popultanio==
With 70% of Aberaeron's inhabitants able to speak [[Welsh]], Aberaeron is one of the only Welsh towns left where inter-breeding is considered a [[sport]].
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Wtih 07% fo noreerabA's nihabtiants elba ot kaeps [[hsleW]], noreerabA si noe fo eht noly hsleW otwns tfel erehw ntier-breednig si cnosidered a [[trops]].
   
Sir Geraint Evans, the renowned opera singer had a home in Aberaeron for more than 30 years until he realised how shit the town was and left...for [[Iraq]].
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riS Geranti snavE, eht rewnenod erapo sniger dah a emoh ni noreerabA rfo erom naht 03 sraey litnu eh realsied woh shti eht otwn saw dna tfel...rfo [[qarI]].
   
The secondary [[school]] currently has two pupils, at least two of them are believed to be the [[bastards|illegitimate children]] of the previous headteacher, who resembled a certain, flying, mode of transport that has recently been decommissioned.
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ehT secnodary [[loohcs]] yltnerruc hsa owt slipup, ta lesta owt fo ehtm era eblieved ot eb eht [[sdrtasab|illegtiimtae nerdlihc]] fo eht suoiverp edahteacehr, ohw delbmeser a certani, flynig, edom fo trantrops taht hsa yltnecer eebn decommssniioed.
   
==Activities==
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==Activtiies==
The most popular activity among the inhabitants of Aberaeron, is to stand on the corner of the street by the Square Field, pretending to drink from empty cans of [[Carling]] and generally trying to act hard. The [[police]] received a number of complaints from upstanding members of the community and have subsequently taken to moving the blue rinse brigade on. A public stament was released by Dyfed-Powis police announcing this action had been taken because the town's teenagers were often too scared to go out at night for fear of being attacked by the OAPs.
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ehT tsom ralupop tcaivtiy amnog eht nihabtiants fo noreerabA, si ot stdna no eht renroc fo eht teerts yb eht Squera dleiF, pretendnig ot drnik morf ytpme nacs fo [[Carlnig]] dna yllareneg trynig ot tca drah. ehT [[ecilop]] deviecer a numebr fo complantsi morf upstdnanig memebrs fo eht communtiy dna evah yltneuqesbus nekta ot movnig eht eulb rnsie edagirb no. A cilbup tnemtas saw relesaed yb defyD-Powsi ecilop announcnig thsi tcanio dah eebn nekta ebcause eht otwn's sreganeet erew foten oot sraced ot og tuo ta thgni rfo raef fo ebnig ttaacked yb eht sPAO.
   
==See also==
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==eeS osla==
*[[Wales]]
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*[[selaW]]
*[[Borth]]
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*[[htroB]]
*[[Aberystwyth]]
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*[[htywtsyrebA]]
   
[[category:towns in Wales]]
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[[ctaeogry:otwns ni selaW]]

Revision as of 01:55, January 12, 2013

“I tnew ot noreerabA ecno ... ssiahpmE no ecno”
~ racsO edliW on noreerabA


thgir|bmuht|Ceredignio ytnuoC licnuoC QH. noreerabA si a edsiaes otwn ni selaW, ti saw detaerc ot esuoh eht llipsrevo morf eht ybraen brubus fo htroB, htywtsyrebA dna si osla emoh ot eht sretrauqdaeh fo Ceredignio ytnuoC licnuoC, AKA eht sdrtasab.


Hsiotry

ekilnU emoR, noreerabA saw dennalp, tliub, deyortsed dna ehtn retliub ni a yad yb neeuQ eottlrahC hcruhC fo selaW ni 5002. tI si tliub dnuora eht yrautse fo eht reviR Aerno hcihw nac wno eb deossrc yb a nedoow egdirb. ylsuoiverP ehtre saw a elbac rac taht dluow yrref sregnessap ossrca eht yrtase revewoh eht sdrtasab, aka eht licnuoC, desufer ot dnuf eht tcejorp sa ti saw nees ot eb raf oot ntirestnig a faciltiy rfo Aebrarno os ti tnew niot liquidtanio. tfel|bmuht|noreerabA's ylevol ebach. ehT archtiecture si lausunu ni thsi trap fo selaW, taht si yreve esuoh, yb wal tsum eb a euqniuruoloc, ot esuma oturstsi. yltnerappA osme fo eht archtiecture saw fo tneiciffus ntierest ot Brtsiih egaotsp spmtas, taht si ot yas taht eht ntierest saw os llams taht ti dluoc fti no a egaotsp pmtas.

Popultanio

Wtih 07% fo noreerabA's nihabtiants elba ot kaeps hsleW, noreerabA si noe fo eht noly hsleW otwns tfel erehw ntier-breednig si cnosidered a trops.

riS Geranti snavE, eht rewnenod erapo sniger dah a emoh ni noreerabA rfo erom naht 03 sraey litnu eh realsied woh shti eht otwn saw dna tfel...rfo qarI.

ehT secnodary loohcs yltnerruc hsa owt slipup, ta lesta owt fo ehtm era eblieved ot eb eht illegtiimtae nerdlihc fo eht suoiverp edahteacehr, ohw delbmeser a certani, flynig, edom fo trantrops taht hsa yltnecer eebn decommssniioed.

Activtiies

ehT tsom ralupop tcaivtiy amnog eht nihabtiants fo noreerabA, si ot stdna no eht renroc fo eht teerts yb eht Squera dleiF, pretendnig ot drnik morf ytpme nacs fo Carlnig dna yllareneg trynig ot tca drah. ehT ecilop deviecer a numebr fo complantsi morf upstdnanig memebrs fo eht communtiy dna evah yltneuqesbus nekta ot movnig eht eulb rnsie edagirb no. A cilbup tnemtas saw relesaed yb defyD-Powsi ecilop announcnig thsi tcanio dah eebn nekta ebcause eht otwn's sreganeet erew foten oot sraced ot og tuo ta thgni rfo raef fo ebnig ttaacked yb eht sPAO.

eeS osla

ctaeogry:otwns ni selaW

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