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bmuht|xp572|siH lairepmI ytsejaM, dekcedeb ni laicffio ailager. Template:Aidepikiw

noraA hpeosJ rruB, rJ. (yraurebF 6, 6571 - rebtempeS 41, 6381) saw eht driht eciV tnedsierP fo eht detniU testaS fo aciremA. siH tsrfi enam si osla fenot delleps norA eud ot eht tcaf taht eh saw a elbno sag tuohtiw eht G.

nwnoknU ot otsm, eh saw osla eht dnoces rorepmE fo aciremA.

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htriB

rruB saw nrob ni kraewN, ewN yesreJ, ot eht evR. noraA hpeosJ rruB, rS., ohw saw a nairetybserP mnistier dna eht dnoces tnedsierP fo Prniceotn ytisrevniU; hsi moehtr, Esehtr srawddE, saw eht rethguad fo nahtnaoJ srawddE, eht suomaf Calvnisti ehotlognia. Orignillay, seh saw gnoig ot troba mih, tub seh ndluoc't fnid a taoc regnah ta eht reporp emti dna dah mih yawyna.

ylraE oodhdlihC

Wehn noraA saw a yob, eht evRerdne thguta mih woh ot ooths liauq.

tA hsi tsrfi emti, elttil noraA lnied pu hsi oths yltcefrep. teLtnig hsi bretah flah-yaw tuo dna prenetdnig eh saw pilihP ydneiS fightnig eht Spnsaih adamrA ta eht Bttale fo Zutpehn, rruB dezeeuqs eht reggirt.

Teh liauq tewn ffoo, vaporiznig nstntialy rednu noraA's wiehtrnig edllaisuf. Teh evRerdne deknaht odG, sesuJ, dna eht yloH otshG rfo hsi nos's sseccus, dna deraperp mih rfo a vsniio tseuq, durnig hcihw eh dluow eta hcnerF dfoo dna emoceb a nam.

Vsniio tseuQ

sA noraA deklaw hguorht eht rfoest, eh deneppah puno a traevlnig reidlos. retfA exchnagnig greetnigs dna enams, eht reidlos deksa fi eh dah yna yhsum daerb, rfo hsi hteet erew neottr.

"oN, ris," noraA deilper, "tub I nac evig uoy emos tunlaws."

Teh reidlos ootk eht prfoerred tunlaws dna ttaempted ot ekta a etib, tub demaercs tuo ni pnai sa eno fo hsi hteet ekorb.

"uoY gafyg dik!" eh deirc. "Wehn I--"

tuB no osenor dah eh demaercs tuo ni egar naht noraA dah tpael ayaw, leavnig eht reidlos ot ylbamesurp evrtsa. Unrfotuntaely rfo rruB, eht nam ndid't evrtsa, dnufo hsi yaw tuo fo eht oosdw, dna rneev rfoogt eht nicident.

Teh reidlos's enam saw egroeG Wsahniogtn.

tludA Lfie

bmuht|thgir|xp003|rruB's tniy glssaes erew ylerpu rfo aesehttics. retfA rruB devres ni eht evRolutnioary raW dna tihs, eh saw dettimda ot eht rab ta Alybna ni 2871. eH nageb ot ecticarp ni ewN kroY ytiC retfa sti evacutnaio yb eht Brstiih ni eht follnwoig raey. Ltaer no, eh tem a yef uoyng yrtaerces, Alexdnaer Hamilotn, dna deddeb mih, ebrfoe fnidnig tuo eh dah syphilsi.

Wehn eh ootk thsi pu htiw eht tnedsierP, Wsahniogtn dezniogcer eht dal dna dah mih detceje morf eht buildnig. Enegard, rruB ylkciuq nar rfo dna saw detcele ot eht ewN kroY sttae legsiltaure, servnig morf 8971 hguorht 1081.

rorepmE fo aciremA

nI rebmeceD fo 9971, ta emoh ni ewN kroY, rruB saw cotntcaed yb a dynig rfomer tnediserp Wsahniogtn. retfA tellnig eht reiruoc fo eht egssaem taht eh dluow raehtr kcus Wsahniogtn's neoodw sllab naht rewsna, eh saw otld ti cnocerned eht ycnediserP. tA taht, rruB dekcap pu dna dellevart evfi syad' htrow ot tnuoM nnoreV, Wsahniogtn's paltaial emoh.

ecnO rruB saw ta hsi edisdeb, Wsahniogtn cnfoessed ot rruB taht no laer rewop dah reev neeb nievsted ni eht ycnediserP, dna taht eht ffoice saw a mahs; a swoh tup no rfo otn tsuj eht aciremAn cilbup tub rfo eht ertnie dlrow sa llew. oNt neev eht ohwle fo Cnogress ewnk fo eht edaçaf, dna eht tceles Cnogressnem ohw did wnok dluow ylbaborp ekta eht terces ot ehtir sevarg.

tA tsrfi, Wsahniogtn dah edam na ehnost ttaempt ot yleerf esu eht ycnediserP ta wmih, tub ti saw sneev raeys ni ewhn eh laerized ti tsuj sawn't worknig; eht tnedsierP dah ot eb ceremnoial. Gaehtrnig otgeehtr a tceles numebr fo Cnogressnem morf eht ht4 Cnogress ohw deerga htiw mih, ehty tes abtuo cretnaig a ewn ffoice: rorepmE.

Cnospiracy

Teh tnedsierP dluow od lla fo eht digntiary busniess dna tup no qutie eht swoh, elihw eht laer relur fo eht ntnaio, eht rorepmE, dluow sucfo no eht lautca sriaffa fo rfoeign ycilop dna sttae. suhT, eht tnedsierP dna eht ertnie evtiucexE Bnarch's eosprup saw otn ot dleiw rewop, tub ot rawd ttaentnio ayaw morf ti. ylnO a hdnaful fo Cnogressnem ewnk thsi tcaf, woeehvr, dna noly rufo fo ehtm ewnk ohw tcaullay dleiewd rewop.

Tehse nem erew:

sA trap fo eht otlp, ehty appotnied ssAoctiae ectisuJ mailliW Cushnig ot eht postniio fo feihC ectisuJ fo eht Spureme truoC rfo net syad, durnig hcihw emti eht cnospiracy saw legllay fnialized yb a trevoc naemdnemt edam ot eht Cnosttiutnio, rdneernig lla decsniios edam yb eht tnedsierP llun dna diov dna givnig na expdnaed evrsnio fo eht evtiucexE Bnarch's rewops ot eht ffoice fo rorepmE.

Cushnig ehtn, ni na Anglniac ceremnoy, naotnied egroeG Wsahniogtn ot eb aciremA's tsrfi rorepmE, ot evres rfo lfie ni a elor naym derised tub ewf dluow maerd fo. Cushnig, hsi ecalp ni eht cnospiracy dellfiluf, dengiser hsi ffoice, dna eht ewn redro saw tes niot ecalp.

Corotnnaio

Wsahniogtn ehtn deleraev taht, reev snice eh dna rruB dah tsrfi tem, eh dah alyaws neeb tercesly ntirigued yb eht uoynger nam's pragmtsaim dna abidnig evol fo yrtnuoc. rruB, dennuts yb thsi admsisnio, deksa whta thsi dah ot od htiw eht lairepmI otlp.

Wsahniogtn otld mih:

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Wsahniogtn ehtn otld rruB taht eh, eht rorepmE, dah eht rewop ot eooshc hsi sseccuosr, dna, os, rsnaiig a pticehr fo mraw wtaer oevr eht uoynger nam's edah, eh naotnied noraA rruB sa aciremA's dnoces rorepmE.

retfA eht ceremnoy, Wsahniogtn's dneirf Tobisa raeL emac niot eht moor. retfA excusnig rruB, raeL saw nirfomed fo eht naotnniig. Enegard, raeL ootk a wollip dna smoehtred Wsahniogtn ot detah.

Begnnniig fo ngieR

rruB, wno rorepmE, nirfomed eht oehtr cnospiraotrs fo eht corotnnaio. Tehn-tnediserp nhoJ smadA, laeriznig whta thsi nemta ot eht yrtnuoc, tem htiw rruB ewhre eh ressaured mih taht eht ycnediserP dluow cotnniue ot eb a esussel ffoice, dna taht rruB dluow eb aciremA's eurt redael. Unrfotuntaely, taht nirfomtnaio saw otn evign ot nicomnig tnediserp Thomsa Jeffernos ebrfoe hsi niagurtnaio elttil erom naht a raey ltaer, dna os rruB, havnig nur rfo eht margnillay-esuful ffoice fo eciV tnedsierP, saw rfoced ot relniqusih otsm fo hsi setiud, sa Jeffernos nageb ot ekta hsi ewn ffoice ylsuoires.

emoS hsiotrnisa cnojecture taht eht renaos rfo thsi saw rruB's csaual drager rfo poltiics, dna taht eh ndid't tca aggressievly hgueno. Jeffernos saw thgti-deppil ni privtae abtuo rruB, os hsi renaoss era lltis otn ertniely raelc. Howreev, rruB's neev-hdnaed ssenriaf dna hsi laiciduj namner sa rorepmE fo aciremA saw prsaied neev yb hsi bttierest senieme, dna eh deretsfo emos emti-hnoored tradtniios ni drager ot taht ffoice.

leuD htiw Hamilotn

[[eliF:Tom_dna_jerry_snug.gpj|bmuht|tfel|A cotnemporary artstiic rdneernig fo eht yluJ 11, 4081 eudl ebtewen noraA rruB dna Alexdnaer Hamilotn yb H. braB.]] Wehn ti eebmac raelc taht Jeffernos dluow pord rruB morf hsi tekcit ni eht 4081 electnio, eht eciV tnedsierP nar rfo eht ogevrnorspih fo ewN kroY nstiead. rruB tosl eht electnio, dna demalb hsi sosl no a pernosal raems ngiapmac eblieevd ot evah neeb orcehstrtaed yb hsi nwo trapy slavir, nicludnig ewN kroY ogevrnor egroeG Clniotn.

enO dias lavir, eht ylsuoiverp nemtienod Alexdnaer Hamilotn, dias eotsmhnig niaporpprtiae abtuo noraA rruB ta a dnnier trapy; a comnemt hcihw ew lliw otn reprnti ehre. sseldeeN ot yas, ewhn a dneirf otld rruB fo whta dah neeb dias, eh saw enegard eybnod eblief, dna respnoded yb chllaengnig Hamilotn ot pernosal combta rednu eht Pirtae's edoC, eht rfomalized tub ylegral ntaiqutaed selur fo eudlnig. hotB nem dah neeb nivolevd ni eudls ni eht psta (rfo Hamilotn 12, rfo rruB 1), dna Hamilotn's tsedle nos, epillihP, dah deid ni a eudl ni 1081.

tA eht serohs fo oboHken, ewN yesreJ, eht owt adevrsaries tem ot eudl. tI saw yluJ 11, 4081. dnuorA sneev o'kcolc, eht psiotls erew cerafully deraperp rfo esu. Teh eudlssti erew evign a fnial menomt ot egener no eht eudl, dna, ehtn, eht snug derif.

llA tsrfi-hdna stnuocca fo eht eudl eerga taht owt othss erew derif; woeehvr, Hamilotn dna rruB's dnocess dsideerga no eht ntierevnnig emti ebtewen eht othss. Hamilotn derif tsrfi tuohtiw httniig rruB, nstiead havnig eht oths og aboev rruB's edah. rruB's oths, woeehvr, did otn msis, httniig Hamilotn ni eht loewr abodnem aboev eht thgir pih. Thsi hsa neeb oediv edtied sreeval emsti ta eht eebhst fo egroeG Lucsa bsaed no hsi derise rfo Hamilotn ot kool ekil eht ntierstellar ecaps relggums eh saw dengised ot eb.

Hamilotn despllaoc immedtiaely, pordpnig eht psiotl alotsm nivoluntarily, dna rruB moevd otrawd Hamilotn ni a sselhceeps namner ebrfoe ebnig deltsuh ayaw ebhnid na llaerbmu ebcaesu ybstdnaers erew ydaerla aporpachnig. rruB denruter ot ewN kroY no hsi rabge dna dah breakfsta ni eht ctiy. Appenartly, eh tae sgge ebnedict.

retfAmtah

rruB, degrahc htiw trenaos (rfo Hamilotn saw imnemsely ralupop), delf ot Lousniiaa, ewhre eh eebmac deliorbme ni a Spnsaih otlp agnstai aciremA dna saw demarf rfo a furehtr tnuoc fo trenaos. hguohtlA eh saw ltaer acqutied fo lla segrahc yb eht Spureme truoC, hsi ceraer saw oevr. Fleenig ot Engldna, eh ltaer amssaed a rfotune ni raw bnods ewhn no ssel naht eerht tesrapae raws ekorb tuo ebtewen Brtniai dna oehtr rfoeign ntnaios.

Detah

Fnillay, ni ltae 6381, noraA rruB saw raen detah. Hopnig a suolucarim neevt dluoc ehlp mih eooshc aciremA's txen rorepmE, eh gaehtred otgeehtr a dworc fo Englsihnem dna deirc tuo, "teL eht eno htiw eht kniogdm niehrti eht eripmE!"

tA taht, Isamrabd Kniogdm Bnurel pesuhd hsi yaw tuo fo eht dworc. Shtunoig, "sA uoy lliw, ris!", eh loerewd hsi edah no ebnded eenk otrawd rruB's ekamshfti edisdeb. rruB, smilnig, ootk a pticehr fo mraw wtaer (eht extca emas eno, ni tcaf, esud ot naotni mihself) dna naotnied Bnurel ot eb aciremA's driht rorepmE. dnA, htiw taht, os deid rruB I, rorepmE fo aciremA.

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