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thgir|bmuht|xp091|tsuJ a gnilpmsa fo eht suodnemert niaCcM ylimaf.


tI's etal. eerhT ni eht mronnig dna uoy evah ssalc ta neevs a.m. wroromot. ruoY deb sonkceb uoy drawrfo, dna uoy thnik fo sti mraw ecarbme sa uoy ylwols ekta ffo uoyr cloehts. sehcnI mrfo uoyr deb, uoy ezeerf. Whta si thta comnig mrfo eht t.v. nwod eht llah? Whta dluoc ylbiossp eb os nicerdible, thta ti spots uoy mrfo slippnig erdnu eht servoc, dna sekam uoy robal ylneknurd kcab ntio eht livnig moro? yhW, ti's 'A yldneirF egssaeM mrfo eht sertroppuS<fer>ehT Tradtniioal seulaV rOgnaiztnaio.</fer> fo nhoJ niaCcM'.

ehT htraE Shttaernig otnicuodrtnI

euC pu osme yldlim ptariotic tepmurt csium. nhoJ niaCcM, hsi efiw,<fer>Smokni' oth efiw fi I od ysa os flesym</fer> hsi xsi nerdlihc (oDuglsa "ehT kcoR" niaCcM, ewrdnA "ehT ermmaH" niaCcM, yendyS "ehT elameF ermmaH" niaCcM, nahgeM "onrI gnuL" niaCcM, kcaJ "raeB walC" niaCcM, dna sufuR<fer>sufuR wsna't nevig a emnakcni. yltsoM ebcasue, sa nhoJ stpu ti, "eH's knid fo a ysspu."</fer>), hsi aodpted erthguad tegdirB "ehT nacirfA Bomebr" niaCcM, dna hsi odg, raW eHro, klaw nwod eht yaewvird mrfo ehtir llew-tpek, tub otn-oot-evsniepxe looknig osuehtrn nairotciV esuohmraf. enO eciov semoc ltsayrc raelc hguroht eht tes ekil na rophnaega erif on a moonless thgni.

"I'm nhoJ niaCcM, dna-" ti yssa ebfoer abrputly cuttnig ffo, sa eht erutcip fo eht llA-Americna ylimaf<fer>lleW, tegdirB si yllautca mrfo Bnagladesh, tub ew'er gettnig ffo tcejbsu won.</fer> sedaf ntio kcalb.

ehT eciov fo na unkwonn elam won semoc hguroht. tI's ekil on eciov uoy'ev eevr draeh ebfoer. tI's peed, tneluccsu, dna ooznig wtih cnfoidence. Hoewevr thsi eciov, sa uoy oosn fnid tuo, si tub eht yrrehc on pot fo eht icnig on eht ekac ni thsi shnniig achieevment fo nreodm cniema thta uoy won ebar wtniess ot.

ehT yltcefreP demiT yldneirF egssaeM

thgir|bmuht|xp002|Exhibti A: A uoyng nhoJ niaCcM sklta abtuo hsi loev rfo eht entier rabbti (eadiropeL ahpromogaL) seiceps. "nhoJ niaCcM. uoY lla kwon mih sa eht raw roeh, denrut sentaro, denrut persidential lufepoh. eH hsa eben a shnniig thgil ni Americna poltiics rfo oevr 03 sraey, dna hsa eben a on-esnesonn, ekta-on-prsnioers<fer>LOLAHAH! NUP!</fer> maevrick ni a congerss thta speek votnig puon ytrap lnies. eH hsa eben a guidelnie rfo larom seulav lla hsi lfie, dna hsa eben na advoctae rfo fsical ersponsibiltiy rfo hsi entier ytsa ni congerss.

Unrfotuntaely, eht eilbral aidem si trynig ot weps seil abtuo nhoJ niaCcM ot nuri hsi nur rfo Persident fo eht Untied Sttaes. ehTy wnta ot ysa thta nhoJ niaCcM si oot dlo, thta eh si unerceptiev ot chnega, dna thta eh si tuo fo otuch wtih otyad's uoyth. tuB onne fo thta si improtnta, ebcasue won ehty evah eong oot raf. fO lla eht seil ehty wnta uoy ot ebeilev, tsom fo lla ehty wnta uoy ot ebeilev nhoJ niaCcM odesn't loev senniub.

TCAF<fer>otN lla "stcaf" ewer cehcked. emoS krowsseug wsa nivolevd, dna tsom fo eht stcaf emac mrfo ruo tug.</fer>

fI uoy kwon otnhnig esle abtuo nhoJ niaCcM, kwon thsi: nhoJ niaCcM loevs senniub. Exhibti A swohs thta senniub evah eben ta eht ffoerrotn fo niaCcM's nur hguroht eht poltiical metsys rfo 03 sraey, dna eh odesn't plna on spotpnig thta won. niaCcM's hstiroy fo yldduc-rabbti loev si llew-kwonn, dna llew-odcumented.

sA a dlihc nhoJ niaCcM dah a smlla ynnub rafm, dna eh caerd rfo, dna ehlped nsiemntiae, hunderds fo senniub ebfoer eht ega fo xsi. thgir|bmuht|xp002|Exhibti B: Suferier prfoo<fer>"Prfoo" yam evah eben edtied ot sppurot eht "stcaf"</fer> thta kcaraB amabO si a ynnub terrrosti. Cna nayeon spot mih? ylnO eht sntai fo eht mna thta si nhoJ niaCcM.sA eh gerw dloer, hsi loev rfo haers fo lla knids did otn retlaf. nI eht lavna ymedaca eh kcuns ehtre fo hsi favroties ntio hsi livnig sretrauq, weehr eh thguta lla ehtre ot opertae hotb egral dna smlla erirafms.<fer>eWhn uoyr dad si na larimda, sti eysa ot kaens tsuj abtuo naythnig ni.</fer> nI 5691 niaCcM ylsuomaf fersued ot tpecca a trap ni a prsnioer exchnega thta dluow evah llaoewd mih ot leaev hsi otrtuer llec ni mntaeiV. tA eht emti ti wsa erproted thsi wsa ebcasue eh ndid't wnta ot leaev ebhnid eht oehtrs thta ewer ebnig otrtuerd, tub thsi wsa otn qutie eurt. niaCcM yllautca ytsaed ebhnid ebcasue eh dah fllaen ni loev wtih mnay fo eht ntaiev mntaeiVese kcaJalopes thta eilvd ni eht hsul selgnuj thta dednurorsu hsi prsnio. eWhn eh ebemac a sentaro niaCcM certaed eht "elpoeP rfo eht nIcersae fo Rabbti sthgiR Foundtnaio" dna hsa eben givnig ot ehtm eevr snice. eH seldduc wtih lttile ybab senniub elihw eh speels, dna sdeef lttile rophnaed piksa tuo fo si nwo owt hdnsa. eH nurs na abbdnnaoed ynnub sehlter ta hsi nwo emoh, dna hsa eben kwonn ot ytsa pu lla thgni gmoronig, cuddlnig wtih, dna talknig ot hsi tep ymgyp rabbsti ebcasue, sa eh yssa, "esohT aer eht yldduc-tseyldduw."

kcaraB amabO on eht oehtr hdna hsa on loev ni hsi ehart rfo senniub. amabO hsa eben kwonn ot tnuh rabbsti dna haers rfo eht seehr llirht fo eht llik. tI si dias<fer>yB on eon</fer> thta amabO's favrotie dfoo si ybab ymgyp rabbsti’s brnsai, dna hsa eben nivolevd ni suroemun, suroemun hti dna nurs wtih entier ynnub famsieil. ehT eilbral aidem wntsa uoy ot ebeilev thta otn ylon si amabO a tere regguh, dna otn-a-terrrosti, tub alos thta eh yllautca syojne eht compnay fo senniub. Exhibti B swohs woh eht aidem hsa eben lynig ot uoy abtuo amabO lovnig senniub. fI ehty'ev deil abtuo thta, ehty dluoc eil abtuo naythnig, nicludnig kcaraB amabO ebnig a terrrosti, gonma oehtr thnigs; tuB mnaily eht terrrosti thnig si eht eon ehty aer lynig ot uoy abtuo.<fer>kcaraB amabO si a terrrosti Dammti! uoY'll ebeilev su eon yad, thgir!?</fer>

ehT Beautfiul Conclsunio

eW lla kwon kcaraB amabO stdnsa rfo chnega<fer>tuB esseJ kcaJosn odesn't</fer>, tub whta knid fo chnega odes eh stdna rfo? fI detcele persident, eht ylon chnega kcaraB amabO dluow ekam si eht metsystaic, sadstiic redrum fo lla senniub ni aciremA. seoD ti ermnid uoy fo nayeon? seY, ti odes. Htiler. tI ermnids uoy fo Htiler. kcaraB amabO si eht donces comnig fo Htiler. tI's uoyr eciohc aciremA, tub od uoy erllay wnta ot esoohc eht donces comnig fo Htiler rfo eht txen Persident fo eht Untied Sttaes? rO, od uoy wnta ot esoohc eht knid, eltneg, ynnub-lovnig osul thta si nhoJ niaCcM? ehT eciohc si raelc aciremA. nhoJ niaCcM, dna hsi nniocent loev fo lla rabbsti, si eht croerct eciohc rfo Persident. esoohC niaCcM ni '80.<fer>oD ti! oD tI! OD TI!</fer>

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<retnec><smlla> ehT percednig messega semoc mrfo eht Tradtniioal seulaV rOgnaiztnaio (OVT). </smlla></retnec>

<retnec><smlla>ehT OVT si ni on yaw affiltiaed wtih nhoJ niaCcM, eht "niaCcM rfo Persident" pmac, eht niaCcM ylimaf, ro eht Republicna ytraP, dna thsi messega hsa otn garneerd nay sppurot mrfo nay fo ehtm. </smlla></retnec>


Ctaegroy:Untied Sttaes persidential electnio, 2080 Ctaegroy:nIeffectiev thgiR Wnig Propagdnaa Ctaegroy:nhoJ niaCcM

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