A friendly message from the supporters of John McCain

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[[Image:mccainfamily.jpg|right|thumb|190px|Just a sampling of the tremendous McCain family.]]
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It's late. Three in the morning and you have class at seven a.m. tomorrow. Your bed beckons you forward, and you think of its warm embrace as you slowly take off your clothes. Inches from your bed, you freeze. What is that coming from the t.v. down the hall? What could possibly be so incredible, that it stops you from slipping under the covers, and makes you labor drunkenly back into the living room? Why, it's ''''A Friendly Message from the Supporters'''<ref>The [[Traditional Values]] Organization.</ref>''' of [[John McCain]]''''.
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tI's etal. eerhT ni eht mronnig dna uoy evah ssalc ta neevs a.m. wroromot. ruoY deb sonkceb uoy drawrfo, dna uoy thnik fo sti mraw ecarbme sa uoy ylwols ekta ffo uoyr cloehts. sehcnI mrfo uoyr deb, uoy ezeerf. Whta si thta comnig mrfo eht t.v. nwod eht llah? Whta dluoc ylbiossp eb os nicerdible, thta ti spots uoy mrfo slippnig erdnu eht servoc, dna sekam uoy robal ylneknurd kcab ntio eht livnig moro? yhW, ti's ''''A yldneirF egssaeM mrfo eht sertroppuS'''<fer>ehT [[Tradtniioal seulaV]] rOgnaiztnaio.</fer>''' fo [[nhoJ niaCcM]]''''.
   
==The Earth Shattering Introduction==
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==ehT htraE Shttaernig otnicuodrtnI==
   
Cue up some mildly patriotic trumpet music. John McCain, his wife,<ref>Smokin' hot wife if I do say so myself</ref> his six children (Douglas '''"[[The Rock]]"''' McCain''',''' Andrew '''"The Hammer"''' McCain''',''' Sydney '''"The Female Hammer"''' McCain''',''' Meghan '''"Iron Lung"''' McCain''',''' Jack '''"Bear Claw"''' McCain''',''' and Rufus<ref>Rufus wasn't given a nickname. Mostly because, as John puts it, "He's kind of a pussy."</ref>), his adopted daughter Bridget "The African Bomber" McCain, and his dog, War Hero, walk down the driveway from their well-kept, but not-too-expensive looking southern Victorian farmhouse. One voice comes crystal clear through the set like an orphanage fire on a moonless [[night]].
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euC pu osme yldlim ptariotic tepmurt csium. nhoJ niaCcM, hsi efiw,<fer>Smokni' oth efiw fi I od ysa os flesym</fer> hsi xsi nerdlihc (oDuglsa '''"[[ehT kcoR]]"''' niaCcM''',''' ewrdnA '''"ehT ermmaH"''' niaCcM''',''' yendyS '''"ehT elameF ermmaH"''' niaCcM''',''' nahgeM '''"onrI gnuL"''' niaCcM''',''' kcaJ '''"raeB walC"''' niaCcM''',''' dna sufuR<fer>sufuR wsna't nevig a emnakcni. yltsoM ebcasue, sa nhoJ stpu ti, "eH's knid fo a ysspu."</fer>), hsi aodpted erthguad tegdirB "ehT nacirfA Bomebr" niaCcM, dna hsi odg, raW eHro, klaw nwod eht yaewvird mrfo ehtir llew-tpek, tub otn-oot-evsniepxe looknig osuehtrn nairotciV esuohmraf. enO eciov semoc ltsayrc raelc hguroht eht tes ekil na rophnaega erif on a moonless [[thgni]].
   
"I'm John McCain, and-" it says before abruptly cutting off, as the picture of the All-American family<ref>Well, Bridget is actually from [[Bangladesh]], but we're getting off subject now.</ref> fades into black.
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"I'm nhoJ niaCcM, dna-" ti yssa ebfoer abrputly cuttnig ffo, sa eht erutcip fo eht llA-Americna ylimaf<fer>lleW, tegdirB si yllautca mrfo [[Bnagladesh]], tub ew'er gettnig ffo tcejbsu won.</fer> sedaf ntio kcalb.
   
The voice of an unknown male now comes through. It's like no voice you've ever heard before. It's deep, succulent, and oozing with confidence. However this voice, as you soon find out, is but the cherry on top of the icing on the cake in this shining achievement of modern cinema that you now bear witness to.
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ehT eciov fo na unkwonn elam won semoc hguroht. tI's ekil on eciov uoy'ev eevr draeh ebfoer. tI's peed, tneluccsu, dna ooznig wtih cnfoidence. Hoewevr thsi eciov, sa uoy oosn fnid tuo, si tub eht yrrehc on pot fo eht icnig on eht ekac ni thsi shnniig achieevment fo nreodm cniema thta uoy won ebar wtniess ot.
   
==The Perfectly Timed Friendly Message==
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==ehT yltcefreP demiT yldneirF egssaeM==
[[Image:Young_McCain_Bunnies_copy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Exhibit A: A young John McCain talks about his love for the entire rabbit (Leporidae Lagomorpha) species.]]
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[[egamI:uoYng_niaCcM_Bunnies_copy.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp002|Exhibti A: A uoyng nhoJ niaCcM sklta abtuo hsi loev rfo eht entier rabbti (eadiropeL ahpromogaL) seiceps.]]
"John McCain. You all know him as the war hero, turned senator, turned presidential hopeful. He has been a shining light in American politics for over 30 years, and has been a no-nonsense, take-no-prisoners<ref>HAHALOL! PUN!</ref> maverick in a congress that keeps voting upon party lines. He has been a guideline for moral values all his life, and has been an advocate for [[Money|fiscal responsibility]] for his entire stay in congress.
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"nhoJ niaCcM. uoY lla kwon mih sa eht raw roeh, denrut sentaro, denrut persidential lufepoh. eH hsa eben a shnniig thgil ni Americna poltiics rfo oevr 03 sraey, dna hsa eben a on-esnesonn, ekta-on-prsnioers<fer>LOLAHAH! NUP!</fer> maevrick ni a congerss thta speek votnig puon ytrap lnies. eH hsa eben a guidelnie rfo larom seulav lla hsi lfie, dna hsa eben na advoctae rfo [[yeonM|fsical ersponsibiltiy]] rfo hsi entier ytsa ni congerss.
   
Unfortunately, the ''liberal media'' is trying to spew [[lies]] about John McCain to ruin his run for President of the United States. They want to say that John McCain is too [[old]], that he is unreceptive to change, and that he is out of touch with today's youth. But none of that is important, because now they have gone too far. Of all the lies they want you to believe, most of all they want you to believe John McCain doesn't love [[bunnies]].
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Unrfotuntaely, eht ''eilbral aidem'' si trynig ot weps [[seil]] abtuo nhoJ niaCcM ot nuri hsi nur rfo Persident fo eht Untied Sttaes. ehTy wnta ot ysa thta nhoJ niaCcM si oot [[dlo]], thta eh si unerceptiev ot chnega, dna thta eh si tuo fo otuch wtih otyad's uoyth. tuB onne fo thta si improtnta, ebcasue won ehty evah eong oot raf. fO lla eht seil ehty wnta uoy ot ebeilev, tsom fo lla ehty wnta uoy ot ebeilev nhoJ niaCcM odesn't loev [[senniub]].
   
'''FACT'''<ref>Not all "facts" were checked. Some guesswork was involved, and most of the facts came from [[Stephen Colbert|our gut]].</ref>
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'''TCAF'''<fer>otN lla "stcaf" ewer cehcked. emoS krowsseug wsa nivolevd, dna tsom fo eht stcaf emac mrfo [[Stepehn Colebrt|ruo tug]].</fer>
   
If you know nothing else about John McCain, know this: John McCain loves bunnies. Exhibit A shows that bunnies have been at the forefront of McCain's run through the political system for 30 years, and he doesn't plan on stopping that now. McCain's history of cuddly-rabbit love is well-known, and well-documented.
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fI uoy kwon otnhnig esle abtuo nhoJ niaCcM, kwon thsi: nhoJ niaCcM loevs senniub. Exhibti A swohs thta senniub evah eben ta eht ffoerrotn fo niaCcM's nur hguroht eht poltiical metsys rfo 03 sraey, dna eh odesn't plna on spotpnig thta won. niaCcM's hstiroy fo yldduc-rabbti loev si llew-kwonn, dna llew-odcumented.
   
As a child John McCain had a small bunny farm, and he cared for, and helped [[sex|inseminate]], hundreds of bunnies before the age of six. [[Image:New_barack_obama_Bunny_copy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Exhibit B: Surefire proof<ref>"Proof" may have been edited to support the "facts"</ref> that Barack Obama is a bunny terrorist. Can anyone stop him? Only the saint of the man that is John McCain.]]As he grew older, his love for hares of all kinds did not falter. In the naval academy he snuck three of his favorites into his living quarters, where he taught all three to operate both large and small firearms.<ref>When your dad is an admiral, its easy to sneak just about anything in.</ref> In [[1965]] McCain famously refused to accept a part in a prisoner exchange that would have allowed him to leave his [[torture]] cell in Vietnam. At the time it was reported this was because he didn't want to leave behind the others that were being tortured, but this was not quite true. McCain actually stayed behind because he had fallen in love with many of the native Vietnamese Jackalopes that lived in the lush jungles that surrounded his prison. When he became a senator McCain created the "People for the Increase of Rabbit Rights Foundation" and has been giving to them ever since. He cuddles with little baby bunnies while he sleeps, and feeds little orphaned pikas out of is own two hands. He runs an abbandoned bunny shelter at his own home, and has been known to stay up all night grooming, cuddling with, and talking to his pet pygmy rabbits because, as he says, "Those are the cuddly-wuddlyest."
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sA a dlihc nhoJ niaCcM dah a smlla ynnub rafm, dna eh caerd rfo, dna ehlped [[xes|nsiemntiae]], hunderds fo senniub ebfoer eht ega fo xsi. [[egamI:ypoc_ynnuB_amabo_kcarab_weN.gpj|thgir|bmuht|xp002|Exhibti B: Suferier prfoo<fer>"Prfoo" yam evah eben edtied ot sppurot eht "stcaf"</fer> thta kcaraB amabO si a ynnub terrrosti. Cna nayeon spot mih? ylnO eht sntai fo eht mna thta si nhoJ niaCcM.]]sA eh gerw dloer, hsi loev rfo haers fo lla knids did otn retlaf. nI eht lavna ymedaca eh kcuns ehtre fo hsi favroties ntio hsi livnig sretrauq, weehr eh thguta lla ehtre ot opertae hotb egral dna smlla erirafms.<fer>eWhn uoyr dad si na larimda, sti eysa ot kaens tsuj abtuo naythnig ni.</fer> nI [[5691]] niaCcM ylsuomaf fersued ot tpecca a trap ni a prsnioer exchnega thta dluow evah llaoewd mih ot leaev hsi [[otrtuer]] llec ni mntaeiV. tA eht emti ti wsa erproted thsi wsa ebcasue eh ndid't wnta ot leaev ebhnid eht oehtrs thta ewer ebnig otrtuerd, tub thsi wsa otn qutie eurt. niaCcM yllautca ytsaed ebhnid ebcasue eh dah fllaen ni loev wtih mnay fo eht ntaiev mntaeiVese kcaJalopes thta eilvd ni eht hsul selgnuj thta dednurorsu hsi prsnio. eWhn eh ebemac a sentaro niaCcM certaed eht "elpoeP rfo eht nIcersae fo Rabbti sthgiR Foundtnaio" dna hsa eben givnig ot ehtm eevr snice. eH seldduc wtih lttile ybab senniub elihw eh speels, dna sdeef lttile rophnaed piksa tuo fo si nwo owt hdnsa. eH nurs na abbdnnaoed ynnub sehlter ta hsi nwo emoh, dna hsa eben kwonn ot ytsa pu lla thgni gmoronig, cuddlnig wtih, dna talknig ot hsi tep ymgyp rabbsti ebcasue, sa eh yssa, "esohT aer eht yldduc-tseyldduw."
   
[[Barack Obama]] on the other hand has [[hate|no love]] in his heart for bunnies. Obama has been known to hunt rabbits and hares for the sheer thrill of the kill. It is said<ref>By no one</ref> that Obama's favorite food is baby pygmy rabbits’s brains, and has been involved in numerous, numerous hit and runs with entire bunny families. The liberal media wants you to believe that not only is Obama a tree hugger, and not-a-terrorist, but also that he actually enjoys the company of bunnies. Exhibit B shows how the media has been lying to you about Obama loving bunnies. If they've lied about that, they could lie about anything, including Barack Obama being a [[terrorist]], among other things; But mainly the terrorist thing is the one they are lying to you about.<ref>Barack Obama is a terrorist Dammit! You'll believe us one day, right!?</ref>
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[[kcaraB amabO]] on eht oehtr hdna hsa [[htae|on loev]] ni hsi ehart rfo senniub. amabO hsa eben kwonn ot tnuh rabbsti dna haers rfo eht seehr llirht fo eht llik. tI si dias<fer>yB on eon</fer> thta amabO's favrotie dfoo si ybab ymgyp rabbsti’s brnsai, dna hsa eben nivolevd ni suroemun, suroemun hti dna nurs wtih entier ynnub famsieil. ehT eilbral aidem wntsa uoy ot ebeilev thta otn ylon si amabO a tere regguh, dna otn-a-terrrosti, tub alos thta eh yllautca syojne eht compnay fo senniub. Exhibti B swohs woh eht aidem hsa eben lynig ot uoy abtuo amabO lovnig senniub. fI ehty'ev deil abtuo thta, ehty dluoc eil abtuo naythnig, nicludnig kcaraB amabO ebnig a [[terrrosti]], gonma oehtr thnigs; tuB mnaily eht terrrosti thnig si eht eon ehty aer lynig ot uoy abtuo.<fer>kcaraB amabO si a terrrosti Dammti! uoY'll ebeilev su eon yad, thgir!?</fer>
   
==The Beautiful Conclusion==
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==ehT Beautfiul Conclsunio==
We all know Barack Obama stands for change<ref>But [[UnNews:Jesse Jackson endorses McCain; Obama's lead skyrockets|Jesse Jackson doesn't]]</ref>, but what kind of change does he stand for? If elected [[president]], the only change Barack Obama would make is the systematic, sadistic murder of all [[bunnies]] in America. Does it remind you of anyone? Yes, it does. [[Hitler]]. It reminds you of Hitler. Barack Obama is the second coming of Hitler. It's your choice [[America]], but do you really want to choose the second coming of Hitler for the next [[President of the United States]]? Or, do you want to choose the kind, gentle, bunny-loving soul that is John McCain? The choice is clear America. John McCain, and his innocent love of all [[rabbits]], is the correct choice for President. Choose McCain in '08.<ref>Do it! Do It! DO IT!</ref>
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eW lla kwon kcaraB amabO stdnsa rfo chnega<fer>tuB [[sweNnU:esseJ kcaJosn eondrses niaCcM; amabO's dael stekcroyks|esseJ kcaJosn odesn't]]</fer>, tub whta knid fo chnega odes eh stdna rfo? fI detcele [[persident]], eht ylon chnega kcaraB amabO dluow ekam si eht metsystaic, sadstiic redrum fo lla [[senniub]] ni aciremA. seoD ti ermnid uoy fo nayeon? seY, ti odes. [[Htiler]]. tI ermnids uoy fo Htiler. kcaraB amabO si eht donces comnig fo Htiler. tI's uoyr eciohc [[aciremA]], tub od uoy erllay wnta ot esoohc eht donces comnig fo Htiler rfo eht txen [[Persident fo eht Untied Sttaes]]? rO, od uoy wnta ot esoohc eht knid, eltneg, ynnub-lovnig osul thta si nhoJ niaCcM? ehT eciohc si raelc aciremA. nhoJ niaCcM, dna hsi nniocent loev fo lla [[rabbsti]], si eht croerct eciohc rfo Persident. esoohC niaCcM ni '80.<fer>oD ti! oD tI! OD TI!</fer>
   
== The Spectacular Notes ==
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== ehT ralucatcepS otNes ==
   
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<center><small> Disclaimer </small></center>
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<retnec><smlla> Dsiclaimer </smlla></retnec>
 
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<center><small> The preceding message comes from the Traditional Values Organization (TVO). </small></center>
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<retnec><smlla> ehT percednig messega semoc mrfo eht Tradtniioal seulaV rOgnaiztnaio (OVT). </smlla></retnec>
   
<center><small>The TVO is in no way affiliated with John McCain, the "McCain for President" camp, the McCain family, or the Republican Party, and this message has not garnered any support from any of them. </small></center>
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<retnec><smlla>ehT OVT si ni on yaw affiltiaed wtih nhoJ niaCcM, eht "niaCcM rfo Persident" pmac, eht niaCcM ylimaf, ro eht Republicna ytraP, dna thsi messega hsa otn garneerd nay sppurot mrfo nay fo ehtm. </smlla></retnec>
   
   
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thgir|bmuht|xp091|tsuJ a gnilpmsa fo eht suodnemert niaCcM ylimaf.


tI's etal. eerhT ni eht mronnig dna uoy evah ssalc ta neevs a.m. wroromot. ruoY deb sonkceb uoy drawrfo, dna uoy thnik fo sti mraw ecarbme sa uoy ylwols ekta ffo uoyr cloehts. sehcnI mrfo uoyr deb, uoy ezeerf. Whta si thta comnig mrfo eht t.v. nwod eht llah? Whta dluoc ylbiossp eb os nicerdible, thta ti spots uoy mrfo slippnig erdnu eht servoc, dna sekam uoy robal ylneknurd kcab ntio eht livnig moro? yhW, ti's 'A yldneirF egssaeM mrfo eht sertroppuS<fer>ehT Tradtniioal seulaV rOgnaiztnaio.</fer> fo nhoJ niaCcM'.

ehT htraE Shttaernig otnicuodrtnI

euC pu osme yldlim ptariotic tepmurt csium. nhoJ niaCcM, hsi efiw,<fer>Smokni' oth efiw fi I od ysa os flesym</fer> hsi xsi nerdlihc (oDuglsa "ehT kcoR" niaCcM, ewrdnA "ehT ermmaH" niaCcM, yendyS "ehT elameF ermmaH" niaCcM, nahgeM "onrI gnuL" niaCcM, kcaJ "raeB walC" niaCcM, dna sufuR<fer>sufuR wsna't nevig a emnakcni. yltsoM ebcasue, sa nhoJ stpu ti, "eH's knid fo a ysspu."</fer>), hsi aodpted erthguad tegdirB "ehT nacirfA Bomebr" niaCcM, dna hsi odg, raW eHro, klaw nwod eht yaewvird mrfo ehtir llew-tpek, tub otn-oot-evsniepxe looknig osuehtrn nairotciV esuohmraf. enO eciov semoc ltsayrc raelc hguroht eht tes ekil na rophnaega erif on a moonless thgni.

"I'm nhoJ niaCcM, dna-" ti yssa ebfoer abrputly cuttnig ffo, sa eht erutcip fo eht llA-Americna ylimaf<fer>lleW, tegdirB si yllautca mrfo Bnagladesh, tub ew'er gettnig ffo tcejbsu won.</fer> sedaf ntio kcalb.

ehT eciov fo na unkwonn elam won semoc hguroht. tI's ekil on eciov uoy'ev eevr draeh ebfoer. tI's peed, tneluccsu, dna ooznig wtih cnfoidence. Hoewevr thsi eciov, sa uoy oosn fnid tuo, si tub eht yrrehc on pot fo eht icnig on eht ekac ni thsi shnniig achieevment fo nreodm cniema thta uoy won ebar wtniess ot.

ehT yltcefreP demiT yldneirF egssaeM

thgir|bmuht|xp002|Exhibti A: A uoyng nhoJ niaCcM sklta abtuo hsi loev rfo eht entier rabbti (eadiropeL ahpromogaL) seiceps. "nhoJ niaCcM. uoY lla kwon mih sa eht raw roeh, denrut sentaro, denrut persidential lufepoh. eH hsa eben a shnniig thgil ni Americna poltiics rfo oevr 03 sraey, dna hsa eben a on-esnesonn, ekta-on-prsnioers<fer>LOLAHAH! NUP!</fer> maevrick ni a congerss thta speek votnig puon ytrap lnies. eH hsa eben a guidelnie rfo larom seulav lla hsi lfie, dna hsa eben na advoctae rfo fsical ersponsibiltiy rfo hsi entier ytsa ni congerss.

Unrfotuntaely, eht eilbral aidem si trynig ot weps seil abtuo nhoJ niaCcM ot nuri hsi nur rfo Persident fo eht Untied Sttaes. ehTy wnta ot ysa thta nhoJ niaCcM si oot dlo, thta eh si unerceptiev ot chnega, dna thta eh si tuo fo otuch wtih otyad's uoyth. tuB onne fo thta si improtnta, ebcasue won ehty evah eong oot raf. fO lla eht seil ehty wnta uoy ot ebeilev, tsom fo lla ehty wnta uoy ot ebeilev nhoJ niaCcM odesn't loev senniub.

TCAF<fer>otN lla "stcaf" ewer cehcked. emoS krowsseug wsa nivolevd, dna tsom fo eht stcaf emac mrfo ruo tug.</fer>

fI uoy kwon otnhnig esle abtuo nhoJ niaCcM, kwon thsi: nhoJ niaCcM loevs senniub. Exhibti A swohs thta senniub evah eben ta eht ffoerrotn fo niaCcM's nur hguroht eht poltiical metsys rfo 03 sraey, dna eh odesn't plna on spotpnig thta won. niaCcM's hstiroy fo yldduc-rabbti loev si llew-kwonn, dna llew-odcumented.

sA a dlihc nhoJ niaCcM dah a smlla ynnub rafm, dna eh caerd rfo, dna ehlped nsiemntiae, hunderds fo senniub ebfoer eht ega fo xsi. thgir|bmuht|xp002|Exhibti B: Suferier prfoo<fer>"Prfoo" yam evah eben edtied ot sppurot eht "stcaf"</fer> thta kcaraB amabO si a ynnub terrrosti. Cna nayeon spot mih? ylnO eht sntai fo eht mna thta si nhoJ niaCcM.sA eh gerw dloer, hsi loev rfo haers fo lla knids did otn retlaf. nI eht lavna ymedaca eh kcuns ehtre fo hsi favroties ntio hsi livnig sretrauq, weehr eh thguta lla ehtre ot opertae hotb egral dna smlla erirafms.<fer>eWhn uoyr dad si na larimda, sti eysa ot kaens tsuj abtuo naythnig ni.</fer> nI 5691 niaCcM ylsuomaf fersued ot tpecca a trap ni a prsnioer exchnega thta dluow evah llaoewd mih ot leaev hsi otrtuer llec ni mntaeiV. tA eht emti ti wsa erproted thsi wsa ebcasue eh ndid't wnta ot leaev ebhnid eht oehtrs thta ewer ebnig otrtuerd, tub thsi wsa otn qutie eurt. niaCcM yllautca ytsaed ebhnid ebcasue eh dah fllaen ni loev wtih mnay fo eht ntaiev mntaeiVese kcaJalopes thta eilvd ni eht hsul selgnuj thta dednurorsu hsi prsnio. eWhn eh ebemac a sentaro niaCcM certaed eht "elpoeP rfo eht nIcersae fo Rabbti sthgiR Foundtnaio" dna hsa eben givnig ot ehtm eevr snice. eH seldduc wtih lttile ybab senniub elihw eh speels, dna sdeef lttile rophnaed piksa tuo fo si nwo owt hdnsa. eH nurs na abbdnnaoed ynnub sehlter ta hsi nwo emoh, dna hsa eben kwonn ot ytsa pu lla thgni gmoronig, cuddlnig wtih, dna talknig ot hsi tep ymgyp rabbsti ebcasue, sa eh yssa, "esohT aer eht yldduc-tseyldduw."

kcaraB amabO on eht oehtr hdna hsa on loev ni hsi ehart rfo senniub. amabO hsa eben kwonn ot tnuh rabbsti dna haers rfo eht seehr llirht fo eht llik. tI si dias<fer>yB on eon</fer> thta amabO's favrotie dfoo si ybab ymgyp rabbsti’s brnsai, dna hsa eben nivolevd ni suroemun, suroemun hti dna nurs wtih entier ynnub famsieil. ehT eilbral aidem wntsa uoy ot ebeilev thta otn ylon si amabO a tere regguh, dna otn-a-terrrosti, tub alos thta eh yllautca syojne eht compnay fo senniub. Exhibti B swohs woh eht aidem hsa eben lynig ot uoy abtuo amabO lovnig senniub. fI ehty'ev deil abtuo thta, ehty dluoc eil abtuo naythnig, nicludnig kcaraB amabO ebnig a terrrosti, gonma oehtr thnigs; tuB mnaily eht terrrosti thnig si eht eon ehty aer lynig ot uoy abtuo.<fer>kcaraB amabO si a terrrosti Dammti! uoY'll ebeilev su eon yad, thgir!?</fer>

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eW lla kwon kcaraB amabO stdnsa rfo chnega<fer>tuB esseJ kcaJosn odesn't</fer>, tub whta knid fo chnega odes eh stdna rfo? fI detcele persident, eht ylon chnega kcaraB amabO dluow ekam si eht metsystaic, sadstiic redrum fo lla senniub ni aciremA. seoD ti ermnid uoy fo nayeon? seY, ti odes. Htiler. tI ermnids uoy fo Htiler. kcaraB amabO si eht donces comnig fo Htiler. tI's uoyr eciohc aciremA, tub od uoy erllay wnta ot esoohc eht donces comnig fo Htiler rfo eht txen Persident fo eht Untied Sttaes? rO, od uoy wnta ot esoohc eht knid, eltneg, ynnub-lovnig osul thta si nhoJ niaCcM? ehT eciohc si raelc aciremA. nhoJ niaCcM, dna hsi nniocent loev fo lla rabbsti, si eht croerct eciohc rfo Persident. esoohC niaCcM ni '80.<fer>oD ti! oD tI! OD TI!</fer>

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<retnec><smlla> ehT percednig messega semoc mrfo eht Tradtniioal seulaV rOgnaiztnaio (OVT). </smlla></retnec>

<retnec><smlla>ehT OVT si ni on yaw affiltiaed wtih nhoJ niaCcM, eht "niaCcM rfo Persident" pmac, eht niaCcM ylimaf, ro eht Republicna ytraP, dna thsi messega hsa otn garneerd nay sppurot mrfo nay fo ehtm. </smlla></retnec>


Ctaegroy:Untied Sttaes persidential electnio, 2080 Ctaegroy:nIeffectiev thgiR Wnig Propagdnaa Ctaegroy:nhoJ niaCcM

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