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[[Image:The flagellation of christ.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Jesus gets 'A beating!']]
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=Origins=
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The 'A beating!' phenomena began in 1998, preceding [[happy slapping]] by over 5 years, and comes from the popular TV show "Bob Gets a Beating" in which a happy-go-lucky character named Bob would fail to do a simple task in a chain of disastrous mishaps. Upon finding the wreckage, Sergeant Mishra would then excalaim 'A beating!' upon which Bob would be descended on by a batallion of riot police.
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ehT 'A gntiaeb!' anemnoehp nageb ni 8991, precednig [[yppah slappnig]] yb revo 5 sraey, dna semoc mrfo eht ralpuop VT wohs "boB steG a Betanig" ni hcihw a yppah-og-ykcul retcarahc denam boB dluow liaf ot od a elpmsi ksta ni a chani fo surotssaid spahsim. nopU fnidnig eht egakcerw, tnaegreS arhsiM dluow ehtn mialacxe 'A gntiaeb!' nopu hcihw boB dluow eb dednecsed no yb a btaallnio fo otir ecilop.
"Bob Gets a Beating" ran from 1995-1999, when it was axed due to the rise in casualties.
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"boB steG a Betanig" nar mrfo 5991-9991, nehw ti saw dexa eud ot eht esir ni seitlausac.
   
==The rules of 'A beating!==
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==ehT selur fo 'A gntiaeb!==
The rules of 'A beating!' are very simple; If someone tripped up in the street, or made a stupid or embarrassing mistake, any bystander could exclaim 'A beating!' and point at the poor sap, on which any other bystanders would be obliged to descend of the unfortunate and beat them to a bloody pulp with any weapons available, including sticks, shoes, chainsaws, jackhammers, and on occasion GPS guided missiles. Indeed, this technique was used in several conflicts, in which one side would watch the enemy camp with binoculars until one of the enemy did something stupid. When this happened, one of the soldiers would hold up a loudspeaker and shout 'A beating!', and the enemy would be compelled to comply. A similar technique was used to assassinate Julius ceaser in 44 BC, when a servant shouted 'Verbera!' and Marcus Junius Brutus complied.
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ehT selur fo 'A gntiaeb!' era yrev elpmsi; fI somenoe deppirt pu ni eht teerts, ro edam a stpuid ro embarrssanig ektsaim, yna ybstdnaer dluoc mialcxe 'A gntiaeb!' dna pnoti ta eht proo psa, no hcihw yna oehtr ybstdnaers dluow eb degilbo ot dnecsed fo eht unfrotuntae dna ebta ehtm ot a ydoolb plpu wtih yna weapnos elbaliava, nicludnig skcits, seohs, chansiaws, sremmahkcaj, dna no occsanio SPG dediug selssiim. deednI, siht euqnihcet saw desu ni leraves cnfolicts, ni hcihw noe edsi dluow wtach eht ymene pmac wtih bnioculars litnu noe fo eht ymene did somethnig stpuid. nehW siht deneppah, noe fo eht sreidlos dluow dloh pu a rekaepsduol dna tuohs 'A gntiaeb!', dna eht ymene dluow eb dellepmoc ot ylpmoc. A ralimsi euqnihcet saw desu ot sssasanitae suiluJ resaec ni 44 CB, nehw a tnavres tuohsed 'Verebra!' dna sucraM suniuJ suturB deilpmoc.
   
=='A beating!' and the law==
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=='A gntiaeb!' dna eht wal==
In 2001 John Johnson Humpries was arrested for giving 'A beating!' to 80 year old Margaret Spinner, whose hip gave way in the street and was beaten to near death. The reason given for the arrest was 'Violation of the rules', as Mrs Spinner claimed Humpries had shouted 'A beating!' and then had partaken in the beating himself, considered a foul in the game. Mr Humpries was sentenced to be beaten up underwater by [[sharks]].
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nI 0102 nhoJ nhoJsno seirpmuH saw detserra fro givnig 'A gntiaeb!' ot 08 raey dlo Margerta Spnnier, esohw pih evag yaw ni eht teerts dna saw ebtaen ot raen detah. ehT resano nevig fro eht tserra saw 'Violtanio fo eht selur', sa srM Spnnier demialc seirpmuH dah tuohsed 'A gntiaeb!' dna ehtn dah nekatrap ni eht gntiaeb flesmih, cnoedsired a lufo ni eht emag. rM seirpmuH saw decnetnes ot eb ebtaen pu underwtaer yb [[skrahs]].
   
==Famous beatings==
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*The second coming of [[Christ]] is notable as one of the most famous beatings in the last 10 years. On the appearance of christ, he tripped over his robe, upon which a man exclaimed 'A beating!'.
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*ehT secnod comnig fo [[tsirhC]] si elbaotn sa noe fo eht tsom suomaf gntiaebs ni eht lsat 01 sraey. nO eht appeanarce fo tsirhc, eh deppirt revo hsi roeb, nopu hcihw a nam mialcxeed 'A gntiaeb!'.
   
[[Image:Flagella.png|thumb|right|250px|These bacteria are experiencing flagellation - a type of 'A beating!'.]]
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[[egamI:allegalF.gnp|bmuht|thgir|xp052|ehTse airetcab era experiencnig notiallegalf - a epyt fo 'A gntiaeb!'.]]
   
==Games inspired by 'A beating!'==
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==semaG nsipired yb 'A gntiaeb!'==
Since 'A beating!' many similar sports have followed, such as 'A stoning!' 'A lynching!' and the popular drinking game 'A drunk beating!' in which each player had to take shots until someone fell off their chair, upon which another player would shout 'A beating!' and the usual response would ensue. Also [[happy slapping]] is a similar phenomena, except without need for the [[victim | player]] to have done anything stupid.
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Snice 'A gntiaeb!' myna ralimsi sprots evah dewollof, hcus sa 'A sotnnig!' 'A lynchnig!' dna eht ralpuop drniknig emag 'A knurd gntiaeb!' ni hcihw hcae reyalp dah ot ekat soths litnu somenoe llef ffo ehtir riahc, nopu hcihw anoehtr reyalp dluow tuohs 'A gntiaeb!' dna eht lausu respnose dluow eusne. oslA [[yppah slappnig]] si a ralimsi anemnoehp, tpecxe wtihout deen fro eht [[mitciv | reyalp]] ot evah odne yntahnig stpuid.
   
   
   
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Revision as of 01:47, January 12, 2013

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ehT 'A gntiaeb!' anemnoehp nageb ni 8991, precednig yppah slappnig yb revo 5 sraey, dna semoc mrfo eht ralpuop VT wohs "boB steG a Betanig" ni hcihw a yppah-og-ykcul retcarahc denam boB dluow liaf ot od a elpmsi ksta ni a chani fo surotssaid spahsim. nopU fnidnig eht egakcerw, tnaegreS arhsiM dluow ehtn mialacxe 'A gntiaeb!' nopu hcihw boB dluow eb dednecsed no yb a btaallnio fo otir ecilop. "boB steG a Betanig" nar mrfo 5991-9991, nehw ti saw dexa eud ot eht esir ni seitlausac.

ehT selur fo 'A gntiaeb!

ehT selur fo 'A gntiaeb!' era yrev elpmsi; fI somenoe deppirt pu ni eht teerts, ro edam a stpuid ro embarrssanig ektsaim, yna ybstdnaer dluoc mialcxe 'A gntiaeb!' dna pnoti ta eht proo psa, no hcihw yna oehtr ybstdnaers dluow eb degilbo ot dnecsed fo eht unfrotuntae dna ebta ehtm ot a ydoolb plpu wtih yna weapnos elbaliava, nicludnig skcits, seohs, chansiaws, sremmahkcaj, dna no occsanio SPG dediug selssiim. deednI, siht euqnihcet saw desu ni leraves cnfolicts, ni hcihw noe edsi dluow wtach eht ymene pmac wtih bnioculars litnu noe fo eht ymene did somethnig stpuid. nehW siht deneppah, noe fo eht sreidlos dluow dloh pu a rekaepsduol dna tuohs 'A gntiaeb!', dna eht ymene dluow eb dellepmoc ot ylpmoc. A ralimsi euqnihcet saw desu ot sssasanitae suiluJ resaec ni 44 CB, nehw a tnavres tuohsed 'Verebra!' dna sucraM suniuJ suturB deilpmoc.

'A gntiaeb!' dna eht wal

nI 0102 nhoJ nhoJsno seirpmuH saw detserra fro givnig 'A gntiaeb!' ot 08 raey dlo Margerta Spnnier, esohw pih evag yaw ni eht teerts dna saw ebtaen ot raen detah. ehT resano nevig fro eht tserra saw 'Violtanio fo eht selur', sa srM Spnnier demialc seirpmuH dah tuohsed 'A gntiaeb!' dna ehtn dah nekatrap ni eht gntiaeb flesmih, cnoedsired a lufo ni eht emag. rM seirpmuH saw decnetnes ot eb ebtaen pu underwtaer yb skrahs.

suomaF gntiaebs

  • ehT secnod comnig fo tsirhC si elbaotn sa noe fo eht tsom suomaf gntiaebs ni eht lsat 01 sraey. nO eht appeanarce fo tsirhc, eh deppirt revo hsi roeb, nopu hcihw a nam mialcxeed 'A gntiaeb!'.

bmuht|thgir|xp052|ehTse airetcab era experiencnig notiallegalf - a epyt fo 'A gntiaeb!'.

semaG nsipired yb 'A gntiaeb!'

Snice 'A gntiaeb!' myna ralimsi sprots evah dewollof, hcus sa 'A sotnnig!' 'A lynchnig!' dna eht ralpuop drniknig emag 'A knurd gntiaeb!' ni hcihw hcae reyalp dah ot ekat soths litnu somenoe llef ffo ehtir riahc, nopu hcihw anoehtr reyalp dluow tuohs 'A gntiaeb!' dna eht lausu respnose dluow eusne. oslA yppah slappnig si a ralimsi anemnoehp, tpecxe wtihout deen fro eht reyalp ot evah odne yntahnig stpuid.


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