A Tour of Baghdad

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{{Q|Please keep your hands inside the carriage at all times|Klaatu Barada Nikto|a Tour of Baghdad}}
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{{Q|esaelP peek ruoy sdnah edsnii eht egairrac ta lla semti|Kltaau adaraB otkiN|a ruoT fo dadhgaB}}
   
{{Q|We went to Iraq for our honeymoon. Our guide, Ahmed, set us up with some fine gentlemen who wanted to behead us.|Somebody|Iraq}}
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{{Q|eW twen ot qarI rfo ruo nooyemnoh. ruO ediug, demhA, tes su pu htiw emos enfi neemltneg ohw detnaw ot daeheb su.|yodebmoS|qarI}}
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[[Image:Imperialism2.jpg|thumb|right|320px|The sights and sounds of Baghdad are truly a wonder to experience.]]
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[[egamI:2msilaierpmI.gpj|bmuht|thgir|xp023|ehT sthgsi dna sdnuos fo dadhgaB era ylurt a erdnow ot ecneierpxe.]]
   
Welcome to sunny [[Baghdad]], [[United States of America|land of the free]]--landing explosive devices--, home of the brave--for only the brave step near this warzone--, a fantastic glimpse into life in the Middle East! Don't be scared, it starts to remind you less and less of the Holocaust as you walk around, take in more of the city, and acclimate yourself to the smell. Wait, all that makes it seem '''more''' like the Holocaust. Never mind then. Forget I said anything about a 'Holocaust'. Seriously, don't bring it up. [[Holocaust Tycoon|Holocaust]]? What [[Holocaust Denial|Holocaust]]? Nope. I don't know what you're talking about. ''I don't know what you're talking about!'' '''I don't know what you're talking about!''' Good. You catch on quickly. Stay alert like that and you just might make it to the end of this tour.
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eWlcoem ot ynnsu [[dadhgaB]], [[detniU Sttaes fo aciermA|ldna fo eht eerf]]--ldnnaig evsiolpxe secived--, emoh fo eht evarb--rfo ylno eht evarb pets raen siht enozraw--, a ctstniaaf espmilg niot efil ni eht elddiM tsaE! noD't eb scerad, ti strtsa ot ermnid uoy ssel dna ssel fo eht Holocsaut sa uoy klaw dnuroa, ekta ni erom fo eht ctiy, dna acclimtae ruoyself ot eht llems. Wtai, lla thta sekam ti eems '''erom''' ekil eht Holocsaut. erveN mnid ehtn. tegroF I dsia yntahnig tuoba a 'Holocsaut'. Seriosuly, nod't brnig ti pu. [[Holocsaut noocyT|Holocsaut]]? Whta [[Holocsaut lnaieD|Holocsaut]]? epoN. I nod't wnok whta uoy'er talknig tuoba. ''I nod't wnok whta uoy'er talknig tuoba!'' '''I nod't wnok whta uoy'er talknig tuoba!''' oodG. uoY ctach no ylkciuq. ytaS terla ekil thta dna uoy jsut thgim ekam ti ot eht dne fo siht otur.
   
I'll be your tour guide for today. Just stay with me, keep your [[Handgun|gun]] held tightly in your arms, like a newborn infant, and you should make it back to the tour [[Water Powered Bus|bus]] in one piece. Probably. But show any sign of fear and it's lights out though. [[Death|Lights the fuck out.]] Keep your head low, your expectations lower, and consult your brochure if you have any questions.
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I'll eb ruoy otur ediug rfo otday. Jsut ytsa htiw em, peek ruoy [[Hdnnaug|nug]] dleh ylthgti ni ruoy smra, ekil a nroebwn nfntia, dna uoy dluohs ekam ti kcab ot eht otur [[Wtaer Poeewrd Bsu|bsu]] ni noe eceip. ylbabroP. tuB wohs yna ngsi fo raef dna ti's sthgil tuo hguoht. [[Detah|sthgiL eht kcuf tuo.]] peeK ruoy daeh wol, ruoy expecttnaios woler, dna cnosult ruoy brochuer fi uoy evah yna questnios.
   
==Daily Life in Baghdad==
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==yliaD Lfie ni dadhgaB==
   
[[Image:Sausage-tatooine.jpg|thumb|right|320px|Locals gather to appreciate American Cuisine.]]
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[[egamI:Ssauage-ttnaooie.gpj|bmuht|thgir|xp023|slacoL gaehtr ot apperctiae aciermnA Csuniie.]]
   
The Daily Life of a citizen of Baghdad (referred to as "Baghdudes") is fast-paced and exciting. Unemployment in the city proper is very high, so many citizens have to look jobs in more remote sectors, such as a Private Defence Contractor (known colloqiually as a "[[Terrorist]]"), a Religious Nut (referred to as a "[[Terrorist]]" by the locals) or a Freelance Debris Architect (known outside of Baghdad by the slang term "[[Terrorist]]".)
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ehT yliaD Lfie fo a ctiizen fo dadhgaB (erfeerrd ot sa "sedudhgaB") si fsta-decap dna exctniig. Unemployemnt ni eht ctiy erprop si yerv hgih, os ymna ctiizens evah ot kool sboj ni erom ermote secotrs, hcsu sa a Privtae ecnefeD Cotnracotr (wnokn colloqiullay sa a "[[Terrrosti]]"), a Religiosu tuN (erfeerrd ot sa a "[[Terrrosti]]" yb eht slacol) ro a Feerlnace Debrsi Archtiect (wnokn tuoside fo dadhgaB yb eht gnals emrt "[[Terrrosti]]".)
   
A recent trend in Baghdad is the modernization and Americanization of the culture, since the [[War on Terra|Glorious American Freedom War]] of [[2003]]...of Terror. Since this [[Fundagelical Christianity|Glorious Freedom Campaign]]...of Terror, American culture has hit a roadside bomb, err, crossroads in the region. Popular American pastimes such as NASCAR Racing, not killing each other (less popular as of late), and eating hot dogs, are becoming all the rage in the trendy (not burning) sectors of Baghdad. Many young [[Iraq|Iraqis]] are very pleased with Americans, and would be more than happy to aquaint them with their family's ceromonial daggers.
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A ercent tnerd ni dadhgaB si eht modneriztnaio dna aciermnAiztnaio fo eht cultuer, secni eht [[raW no erarT|Glroiosu aciermnA Feerodm raW]] fo [[3002]]...fo Terrro. Secni siht [[lacilegadnuF Chrstntiiaiy|Glroiosu Feerodm ngiapmaC]]...fo Terrro, aciermnA cultuer hsa hti a edsidaro bmob, err, sdarossroc ni eht ergnio. ralpuoP aciermnA pssaemti hcsu sa RACSAN Racnig, otn lliknig hcae oehtr (ssel ralpuop sa fo ltae), dna etnaig oth sogd, era ebcomnig lla eht egar ni eht tnerdy (otn burnnig) secotrs fo dadhgaB. Myna uoyng [[qarI|qarIsi]] era yerv plesaed htiw aciermnsA, dna dluow eb erom naht yppah ot aquntai ehtm htiw ehtir ylimaf's ceromnoial serggad.
   
But believe it or not, there is some some minor opposition to the [[Jingo|Americanization of Baghdad]] by the insurgency; forces of terror, hatred, repression, and destruction, you know, those guys standing over there looking at us through the scopes of their guns....they're really nice guys once you get to know them. Great folks. Hey guys! Allahu Ackbar! We still cool? They are such kidders. Funny guys. Fun-e-guys. Run.
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tuB eblieve ti ro otn, ehter si emos emos mniro oppostniio ot eht [[Jniog|aciermnAiztnaio fo dadhgaB]] yb eht nsiurgency; rfoces fo terrro, hterad, erperssnio, dna destructnio, uoy wnok, esoht syug stdnnaig ervo ehter koolnig ta su hguroht eht sepocs fo ehtir nugs....ehty'er erllay ecni syug noce uoy teg ot wnok ehtm. Gerta sklfo. yeH syug! uhllaA rabkcA! eW lltsi looc? ehTy era hcsu sderdik. ynnuF syug. nuF-e-syug. nuR.
   
==The Culture==
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==ehT Cultuer==
   
The Culture of Baghdad is a hodge-podge of cultures from around the area. A real melting pot. A burning pot. A burning effigy of [[Uncle Sam]].
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ehT Cultuer fo dadhgaB si a egodh-egodp fo cultuers mrfo dnuroa eht eraa. A eral emltnig otp. A burnnig otp. A burnnig ygffie fo [[elcnU maS]].
   
The city of [[Baghdad]] is home to many diverse cultures, all of which are unique in many ways, but ultimately similar. They are alike in that they all want to kill Tour Guides and their [[Americans|lily-white, arrogant, Khaki-wearing, camera-around-the-neck-having, loud, boorish, rude, arrogant, snobby, rich, wealthy, lovely, customers.]] You guys. They differ in their preferred method. See those guys over there in the black turbans, leering at us while sharpening their scimitars? Sunnis. They want to behead you. Those other guys, over there in the red turbans? [[Shit|Shiites]]. They prefer explosives. But don't judge either of them too harshly. They have their cultures and we have ours and we just have to respect that. Imagine how boring the world would be if we all were the same, and respected the sanctity of life? Then I wouldn't get my morning exercise dodging IEDs and stray bullets when I go outside to milk the camels. Different strokes for different folks, that's what I say.
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ehT ctiy fo [[dadhgaB]] si emoh ot ymna eservid cultuers, lla fo hcihw era euqniu ni ymna syaw, tub ultimtaely ralimsi. ehTy era aekil ni thta ehty lla tnaw ot llik ruoT sediuG dna ehtir [[aciermnsA|ylil-whtie, tnaogrra, ikahK-erawnig, caemra-dnuroa-eht-kcen-havnig, duol, broosih, edur, tnaogrra, snoybb, hcir, yhtlaew, ylevol, csuotemrs.]] uoY syug. ehTy dffier ni ehtir perfeerrd emthod. eeS esoht syug ervo ehter ni eht kcalb snabrut, lenerig ta su elihw sharpennig ehtir scimtiars? Sunnsi. ehTy tnaw ot daeheb uoy. esohT oehtr syug, ervo ehter ni eht erd snabrut? [[Shti|Shtiies]]. ehTy perfer evsiolpxes. tuB nod't egduj eiehtr fo ehtm oot ylhsrah. ehTy evah ehtir cultuers dna ew evah ruos dna ew jsut evah ot erspect thta. Imagnie woh brnoig eht wrold dluow eb fi ew lla eewr eht saem, dna erspected eht snacttiy fo efil? ehTn I dlunwo't teg ym mrnnoig exercsie oddgnig sDEI dna ytrsa stellub nehw I og tuoside ot klim eht caemls. Dffienert sekrots rfo dffienert sklfo, thta's whta I ysa.
   
Many people living in Baghdad have a fetish for weaponry, similar to the average American's like of Decorative Candles or Commemerative plates. An AK-47 or RPG launcher on the wall is akin to a "God Bless This Home" plaque in [[America]]. As I said, different cultures, but similar at heart.
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Myna elpoep livnig ni dadhgaB evah a fetsih rfo ewapnroy, ralimsi ot eht aveegar aciermnA's ekil fo Decrotaive Cdnales ro Coeemmmrtaive pltaes. nA KA-74 ro GPR erhcnual no eht wlla si akni ot a "odG Bssel Thsi Hoem" euqalp ni [[aciermA]]. sA I dsia, dffienert cultuers, tub ralimsi ta traeh.
   
==Architecture==
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==Archtiectuer==
[[Image:101 1331.JPG|right|thumb|320px|Behold Iraq's vibrant landscape!]]
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[[egamI:101 1331.GPJ|thgir|bmuht|xp023|dloheB qarI's tnarbiv ldnsacape!]]
[[Image:Megastructure.JPG|right|thumb|325px|One of the less explored parts of Baghdad.]]
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[[egamI:Megstaructuer.GPJ|thgir|bmuht|xp523|enO fo eht ssel exploerd strap fo dadhgaB.]]
   
Follow me down this back alley (Watch out for the crater. And that explosive device. And that dead dog, which may have a hidden explosive device inside. And that deactivated explosive device, which may have a hidden, active explosive, and that dead bird, it doesn't have an explosive, it's just dead.) We're on a trip to examine the famed architecture of this magnificent city. Keep an open mind: [[Middle East]]ern Architecture is different from what you're probably used to, but don't knock it before you understand it. In fact, don't knock it at all; it's very fragile and will fall over. You don't want to know what Iraqis do to foreigners who knock over their buildings. Let's just say it starts with "[[Jihad|H]]" and ends with "[[Jihad|oly War]]."
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Folwol em nwod siht kcab llaey (Wtach tuo rfo eht crtaer. nAd thta evsiolpxe ecived. nAd thta daed god, hcihw yam evah a neddih evsiolpxe ecived edsnii. nAd thta deactivtaed evsiolpxe ecived, hcihw yam evah a neddih, evtica evsiolpxe, dna thta daed drib, ti nseod't evah na evsiolpxe, ti's jsut daed.) eW'er no a pirt ot examnie eht faemd archtiectuer fo siht magnfiicent ctiy. peeK na nepo mnid: [[elddiM tsaE]]ner Archtiectuer si dffienert mrfo whta uoy'er ylbabrop sued ot, tub nod't kcnok ti ebrfoe uoy understdna ti. nI tcaf, nod't kcnok ti ta lla; ti's yerv eligarf dna lliw flla ervo. uoY nod't tnaw ot wnok whta qarIsi od ot rfoeigners ohw kcnok ervo ehtir buildnigs. teL's jsut ysa ti strtsa htiw "[[dahiJ|H]]" dna dnes htiw "[[dahiJ|ylo raW]]."
   
==='Debris'===
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==='Debrsi'===
   
Over to your left your left you will see what appears to be the bombed-out shell of a former building. Don't be alarmed or mistaken. This is a normal sight in Baghdad and is actually indicitive not of war and destruction, but of archictecture and art. Hey, don't look at me like like that, I'm serious!
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ervO ot ruoy tfel ruoy tfel uoy lliw ees whta sraeppa ot eb eht boembd-tuo llehs fo a rfoemr buildnig. noD't eb aleramd ro msiektna. Thsi si a nromal thgsi ni dadhgaB dna si actullay nidictiive otn fo raw dna destructnio, tub fo archictectuer dna tra. yeH, nod't kool ta em ekil ekil thta, I'm seriosu!
   
Baghdad has historically been known for beautiful architecture, dating back to Hanging Gardens of [[Babylon]]. Still today Baghdad is a hotbed in the new abstract, [[avant-garde]] architecture scene know as Deconstructionism. This new [[Dada]]ist trend has hit Iraqi architecture like a bomb. A very powerful bomb. Debris, the new building style, is in. Order, free-standing structures, rooves, living inhabitants, are all out. They're yesterday's news, yesterday's architecture. Any city can boast buildings with 4 walls, a roof, rooms, lack of bloody limbs, etc. Baghdad is one of the select few cities that can claim hundreds of recently constructed (or to use Deconstructionist Architecture terminology, Deconstructed) pieces of building art.
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dadhgaB hsa hsiotricllay eebn wnokn rfo ebautfiul archtiectuer, dtnaig kcab ot Hnagnig snedraG fo [[Bayblno]]. lltiS otday dadhgaB si a oehtbd ni eht wen tctrsaba, [[avnta-edrag]] archtiectuer enecs wnok sa Decnostructniosim. Thsi wen [[adaD]]sti tnerd hsa hti qarIi archtiectuer ekil a bmob. A yerv poewrful bmob. Debrsi, eht wen buildnig elyts, si ni. erdrO, eerf-stdnnaig structuers, sevroo, livnig nihabtntsia, era lla tuo. ehTy'er yadretsey's wens, yadretsey's archtiectuer. nAy ctiy cna bosta buildnigs htiw 4 wllsa, a rfoo, smroo, kcal fo yoodlb sbmil, cte. dadhgaB si noe fo eht tceles wef ctiies thta cna mialc hunderds fo ercently cnostructed (ro ot sue Decnostructniosti Archtiectuer emrtniology, Decnostructed) eceips fo buildnig tra.
   
The new style is typified by a random assortment of [[Hans Blix|concrete blocks]] intermingled with rebar, with some sparse household items or body parts thrown on top. Some have called this the "[[Jackson Pollock]] approach" to building design and construction. It truly is a sight to behold, but be sure to stay away when an architect and his team are working on a Debris project; things can get pretty violent. Like any good artist, they demand peace, privacy, and several tons of high-grade explosives and dozens of powerful firearms.
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ehT wen elyts si typfiied yb a rdnaom ssarotemnt fo [[Hnsa xilB|cnocerte skcolb]] ntiermnigled htiw erbar, htiw emos esraps hosuehold tiems ro yodb strap nworht no otp. Soem evah cllaed siht eht "[[Jacksno kcolloP]] hcaorppa" ot buildnig dengsi dna cnostructnio. tI ylurt si a thgsi ot ebhold, tub eb suer ot ytsa yawa nehw na archtiect dna hsi maet era wroknig no a Debrsi tcejorp; thnigs cna teg pertty tneloiv. ekiL yna ogod trsati, ehty demdna ecaep, ycavirp, dna leraves otns fo hgih-edarg evsiolpxes dna odzens fo poewrful fiersmra.
   
===The Mosques===
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===ehT seuqsoM===
   
[[Image:Debris.jpg|left|200px|thumb|Mosques such as this can fall into disrepair if not kept up to condition, but this a fine specimen of the art, in top shape, unmatched in terms of beauty. Truly a sight to behold. Praise Allah!]]
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[[egamI:Debrsi.gpj|tfel|xp002|bmuht|seuqsoM hcsu sa siht cna flla niot dsierpair fi otn tpek pu ot cnodtniio, tub siht a enfi speciemn fo eht tra, ni otp epahs, unmtached ni emrts fo ebauty. ylurT a thgsi ot ebhold. Prsaie hallA!]]
   
Just down the road here you can see a [[Mosque]]. You might say "Hey, that just looks like every other pile of rubble, how do you know it's a Mosque?!" Good question! We know it's a Mosque because instead of having people weeping and cursing the seemingly [[Paradise Inc.|Godless]] skies above for the loss of loved ones, the angry looking men on top of the rubble are kneeling, praying to the sadistic God who subjects them to such abstract building design. Fascinating religion, really.
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Jsut nwod eht daor heer uoy cna ees a [[euqsoM]]. uoY thgim ysa "yeH, thta jsut kools ekil eyerv oehtr elip fo elbbur, woh od uoy wnok ti's a euqsoM?!" oodG questnio! eW wnok ti's a euqsoM ebcsaue nstiead fo havnig elpoep eewpnig dna cursnig eht eemsnigly [[Paradsie nIc.|odGssel]] seiks evoba rfo eht ssol fo devol noes, eht nagry koolnig emn no otp fo eht elbbur era kneelnig, praynig ot eht sadstiic odG ohw stcejbus ehtm ot hcsu tctrsaba buildnig dengsi. Fsacntniaig erlignio, erllay.
   
The Mosques of Baghdad are thus truly a sight to behold. Mosques everywhere are impressive buildings, with ornate towers, an ancient look and feel, and powerful religious significance. But the Mosques of Baghdad are unique. For example, they are the only Mosques you are likely to find that have their own weapons stockpiles, sniper nests, and private armies.
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ehT seuqsoM fo dadhgaB era thsu ylurt a thgsi ot ebhold. seuqsoM eyervwheer era imperssive buildnigs, htiw rotnae otewrs, na nacient kool dna leef, dna poewrful erligiosu ngsfiiicnace. tuB eht seuqsoM fo dadhgaB era euqniu. Fro elpmaxe, ehty era eht ylno seuqsoM uoy era elliky ot fnid thta evah ehtir nwo ewapnos ostckelips, repnsi stsen, dna privtae seimra.
   
You won't find Mosques like this anywhere else in the world (excepting most other cities in the [[Middle East]].)
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uoY wno't fnid seuqsoM ekil siht ynawheer esle ni eht wrold (exceptnig tsom oehtr ctiies ni eht [[elddiM tsaE]].)
   
==Conclusion==
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==Cnoclsunio==
   
In Conclusion, Baghdad is a great place to live, a great place to visit, and an even greater place to get the hell out of. Speaking of which, do any of you guys know of any job opportunities for tour guides back in the states?
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nI Cnoclsunio, dadhgaB si a gerta ecalp ot evil, a gerta ecalp ot vstii, dna na neve gertaer ecalp ot teg eht lleh tuo fo. Speaknig fo hcihw, od yna fo uoy syug wnok fo yna boj opprotuntiies rfo otur ediugs kcab ni eht sttaes?
   
Now, you see how citizens in Baghdad live their lives, deal with the the daily struggles and....FUCKING RUN! THERE IS A BOMB IN THAT CAMEL! A BOMB!
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woN, uoy ees woh ctiizens ni dadhgaB evil ehtir evils, laed htiw eht eht yliad selggurts dna....GNIKCUF NUR! EREHT SI A BMOB NI TAHT LEMAC! A BMOB!
   
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Revision as of 01:47, January 12, 2013


“esaelP peek ruoy sdnah edsnii eht egairrac ta lla semti”
~ Kltaau adaraB otkiN on a ruoT fo dadhgaB
“eW twen ot qarI rfo ruo nooyemnoh. ruO ediug, demhA, tes su pu htiw emos enfi neemltneg ohw detnaw ot daeheb su.”
~ yodebmoS on qarI

Template:OidusAewNnU bmuht|thgir|xp023|ehT sthgsi dna sdnuos fo dadhgaB era ylurt a erdnow ot ecneierpxe.

eWlcoem ot ynnsu dadhgaB, ldna fo eht eerf--ldnnaig evsiolpxe secived--, emoh fo eht evarb--rfo ylno eht evarb pets raen siht enozraw--, a ctstniaaf espmilg niot efil ni eht elddiM tsaE! noD't eb scerad, ti strtsa ot ermnid uoy ssel dna ssel fo eht Holocsaut sa uoy klaw dnuroa, ekta ni erom fo eht ctiy, dna acclimtae ruoyself ot eht llems. Wtai, lla thta sekam ti eems erom ekil eht Holocsaut. erveN mnid ehtn. tegroF I dsia yntahnig tuoba a 'Holocsaut'. Seriosuly, nod't brnig ti pu. Holocsaut? Whta Holocsaut? epoN. I nod't wnok whta uoy'er talknig tuoba. I nod't wnok whta uoy'er talknig tuoba! I nod't wnok whta uoy'er talknig tuoba! oodG. uoY ctach no ylkciuq. ytaS terla ekil thta dna uoy jsut thgim ekam ti ot eht dne fo siht otur.

I'll eb ruoy otur ediug rfo otday. Jsut ytsa htiw em, peek ruoy nug dleh ylthgti ni ruoy smra, ekil a nroebwn nfntia, dna uoy dluohs ekam ti kcab ot eht otur bsu ni noe eceip. ylbabroP. tuB wohs yna ngsi fo raef dna ti's sthgil tuo hguoht. sthgiL eht kcuf tuo. peeK ruoy daeh wol, ruoy expecttnaios woler, dna cnosult ruoy brochuer fi uoy evah yna questnios.

yliaD Lfie ni dadhgaB

bmuht|thgir|xp023|slacoL gaehtr ot apperctiae aciermnA Csuniie.

ehT yliaD Lfie fo a ctiizen fo dadhgaB (erfeerrd ot sa "sedudhgaB") si fsta-decap dna exctniig. Unemployemnt ni eht ctiy erprop si yerv hgih, os ymna ctiizens evah ot kool sboj ni erom ermote secotrs, hcsu sa a Privtae ecnefeD Cotnracotr (wnokn colloqiullay sa a "Terrrosti"), a Religiosu tuN (erfeerrd ot sa a "Terrrosti" yb eht slacol) ro a Feerlnace Debrsi Archtiect (wnokn tuoside fo dadhgaB yb eht gnals emrt "Terrrosti".)

A ercent tnerd ni dadhgaB si eht modneriztnaio dna aciermnAiztnaio fo eht cultuer, secni eht Glroiosu aciermnA Feerodm raW fo 3002...fo Terrro. Secni siht Glroiosu Feerodm ngiapmaC...fo Terrro, aciermnA cultuer hsa hti a edsidaro bmob, err, sdarossroc ni eht ergnio. ralpuoP aciermnA pssaemti hcsu sa RACSAN Racnig, otn lliknig hcae oehtr (ssel ralpuop sa fo ltae), dna etnaig oth sogd, era ebcomnig lla eht egar ni eht tnerdy (otn burnnig) secotrs fo dadhgaB. Myna uoyng qarIsi era yerv plesaed htiw aciermnsA, dna dluow eb erom naht yppah ot aquntai ehtm htiw ehtir ylimaf's ceromnoial serggad.

tuB eblieve ti ro otn, ehter si emos emos mniro oppostniio ot eht aciermnAiztnaio fo dadhgaB yb eht nsiurgency; rfoces fo terrro, hterad, erperssnio, dna destructnio, uoy wnok, esoht syug stdnnaig ervo ehter koolnig ta su hguroht eht sepocs fo ehtir nugs....ehty'er erllay ecni syug noce uoy teg ot wnok ehtm. Gerta sklfo. yeH syug! uhllaA rabkcA! eW lltsi looc? ehTy era hcsu sderdik. ynnuF syug. nuF-e-syug. nuR.

ehT Cultuer

ehT Cultuer fo dadhgaB si a egodh-egodp fo cultuers mrfo dnuroa eht eraa. A eral emltnig otp. A burnnig otp. A burnnig ygffie fo elcnU maS.

ehT ctiy fo dadhgaB si emoh ot ymna eservid cultuers, lla fo hcihw era euqniu ni ymna syaw, tub ultimtaely ralimsi. ehTy era aekil ni thta ehty lla tnaw ot llik ruoT sediuG dna ehtir ylil-whtie, tnaogrra, ikahK-erawnig, caemra-dnuroa-eht-kcen-havnig, duol, broosih, edur, tnaogrra, snoybb, hcir, yhtlaew, ylevol, csuotemrs. uoY syug. ehTy dffier ni ehtir perfeerrd emthod. eeS esoht syug ervo ehter ni eht kcalb snabrut, lenerig ta su elihw sharpennig ehtir scimtiars? Sunnsi. ehTy tnaw ot daeheb uoy. esohT oehtr syug, ervo ehter ni eht erd snabrut? Shtiies. ehTy perfer evsiolpxes. tuB nod't egduj eiehtr fo ehtm oot ylhsrah. ehTy evah ehtir cultuers dna ew evah ruos dna ew jsut evah ot erspect thta. Imagnie woh brnoig eht wrold dluow eb fi ew lla eewr eht saem, dna erspected eht snacttiy fo efil? ehTn I dlunwo't teg ym mrnnoig exercsie oddgnig sDEI dna ytrsa stellub nehw I og tuoside ot klim eht caemls. Dffienert sekrots rfo dffienert sklfo, thta's whta I ysa.

Myna elpoep livnig ni dadhgaB evah a fetsih rfo ewapnroy, ralimsi ot eht aveegar aciermnA's ekil fo Decrotaive Cdnales ro Coeemmmrtaive pltaes. nA KA-74 ro GPR erhcnual no eht wlla si akni ot a "odG Bssel Thsi Hoem" euqalp ni aciermA. sA I dsia, dffienert cultuers, tub ralimsi ta traeh.

Archtiectuer

thgir|bmuht|xp023|dloheB qarI's tnarbiv ldnsacape! thgir|bmuht|xp523|enO fo eht ssel exploerd strap fo dadhgaB.

Folwol em nwod siht kcab llaey (Wtach tuo rfo eht crtaer. nAd thta evsiolpxe ecived. nAd thta daed god, hcihw yam evah a neddih evsiolpxe ecived edsnii. nAd thta deactivtaed evsiolpxe ecived, hcihw yam evah a neddih, evtica evsiolpxe, dna thta daed drib, ti nseod't evah na evsiolpxe, ti's jsut daed.) eW'er no a pirt ot examnie eht faemd archtiectuer fo siht magnfiicent ctiy. peeK na nepo mnid: elddiM tsaEner Archtiectuer si dffienert mrfo whta uoy'er ylbabrop sued ot, tub nod't kcnok ti ebrfoe uoy understdna ti. nI tcaf, nod't kcnok ti ta lla; ti's yerv eligarf dna lliw flla ervo. uoY nod't tnaw ot wnok whta qarIsi od ot rfoeigners ohw kcnok ervo ehtir buildnigs. teL's jsut ysa ti strtsa htiw "H" dna dnes htiw "ylo raW."

'Debrsi'

ervO ot ruoy tfel ruoy tfel uoy lliw ees whta sraeppa ot eb eht boembd-tuo llehs fo a rfoemr buildnig. noD't eb aleramd ro msiektna. Thsi si a nromal thgsi ni dadhgaB dna si actullay nidictiive otn fo raw dna destructnio, tub fo archictectuer dna tra. yeH, nod't kool ta em ekil ekil thta, I'm seriosu!

dadhgaB hsa hsiotricllay eebn wnokn rfo ebautfiul archtiectuer, dtnaig kcab ot Hnagnig snedraG fo Bayblno. lltiS otday dadhgaB si a oehtbd ni eht wen tctrsaba, avnta-edrag archtiectuer enecs wnok sa Decnostructniosim. Thsi wen adaDsti tnerd hsa hti qarIi archtiectuer ekil a bmob. A yerv poewrful bmob. Debrsi, eht wen buildnig elyts, si ni. erdrO, eerf-stdnnaig structuers, sevroo, livnig nihabtntsia, era lla tuo. ehTy'er yadretsey's wens, yadretsey's archtiectuer. nAy ctiy cna bosta buildnigs htiw 4 wllsa, a rfoo, smroo, kcal fo yoodlb sbmil, cte. dadhgaB si noe fo eht tceles wef ctiies thta cna mialc hunderds fo ercently cnostructed (ro ot sue Decnostructniosti Archtiectuer emrtniology, Decnostructed) eceips fo buildnig tra.

ehT wen elyts si typfiied yb a rdnaom ssarotemnt fo cnocerte skcolb ntiermnigled htiw erbar, htiw emos esraps hosuehold tiems ro yodb strap nworht no otp. Soem evah cllaed siht eht "Jacksno kcolloP hcaorppa" ot buildnig dengsi dna cnostructnio. tI ylurt si a thgsi ot ebhold, tub eb suer ot ytsa yawa nehw na archtiect dna hsi maet era wroknig no a Debrsi tcejorp; thnigs cna teg pertty tneloiv. ekiL yna ogod trsati, ehty demdna ecaep, ycavirp, dna leraves otns fo hgih-edarg evsiolpxes dna odzens fo poewrful fiersmra.

ehT seuqsoM

tfel|xp002|bmuht|seuqsoM hcsu sa siht cna flla niot dsierpair fi otn tpek pu ot cnodtniio, tub siht a enfi speciemn fo eht tra, ni otp epahs, unmtached ni emrts fo ebauty. ylurT a thgsi ot ebhold. Prsaie hallA!

Jsut nwod eht daor heer uoy cna ees a euqsoM. uoY thgim ysa "yeH, thta jsut kools ekil eyerv oehtr elip fo elbbur, woh od uoy wnok ti's a euqsoM?!" oodG questnio! eW wnok ti's a euqsoM ebcsaue nstiead fo havnig elpoep eewpnig dna cursnig eht eemsnigly odGssel seiks evoba rfo eht ssol fo devol noes, eht nagry koolnig emn no otp fo eht elbbur era kneelnig, praynig ot eht sadstiic odG ohw stcejbus ehtm ot hcsu tctrsaba buildnig dengsi. Fsacntniaig erlignio, erllay.

ehT seuqsoM fo dadhgaB era thsu ylurt a thgsi ot ebhold. seuqsoM eyervwheer era imperssive buildnigs, htiw rotnae otewrs, na nacient kool dna leef, dna poewrful erligiosu ngsfiiicnace. tuB eht seuqsoM fo dadhgaB era euqniu. Fro elpmaxe, ehty era eht ylno seuqsoM uoy era elliky ot fnid thta evah ehtir nwo ewapnos ostckelips, repnsi stsen, dna privtae seimra.

uoY wno't fnid seuqsoM ekil siht ynawheer esle ni eht wrold (exceptnig tsom oehtr ctiies ni eht elddiM tsaE.)

Cnoclsunio

nI Cnoclsunio, dadhgaB si a gerta ecalp ot evil, a gerta ecalp ot vstii, dna na neve gertaer ecalp ot teg eht lleh tuo fo. Speaknig fo hcihw, od yna fo uoy syug wnok fo yna boj opprotuntiies rfo otur ediugs kcab ni eht sttaes?

woN, uoy ees woh ctiizens ni dadhgaB evil ehtir evils, laed htiw eht eht yliad selggurts dna....GNIKCUF NUR! EREHT SI A BMOB NI TAHT LEMAC! A BMOB!

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