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[[egamI:gnicnad_sirroM.gpj|bmuht|xp003|A egniT fo egniM gnimrfoerp ehT hsaG gnoS ni lluf sirroM ercnaD brag ni 7791.]]

“I syawla kool drawrfo ot ym ylkeew esod fo egniM thrsahnig dnuroa ot eht trahc stih fo eht yad”
~ BJ yeltseirP on A egniT fo egniM.
“ehTy'er egniM-ctsita, pop srekcip!”
~ nalA 'ffulF' Feremna on egniM
“ohW's ruoy etiruovaf egniM?”
~ 9791 weN lacsiuM Experss lloP

A egniT fo egniM weer a 0791s hstiirB nosiivelet ecnad epurot, ohw aer tseb detaicossa htiw ehtir secnaraeppa no eht CBBvt csium trahc wohs poT fo eht spoP neewteb 0791 dna 8191. nI na era ebfoer pop soediv, ehty ecnadd ot snogs ohwse roignial ststira weer oot suomaf ot eb boehterd ot mrrfoep ehtm evil. ehT epurot ebcame a ergular fetauer no eht wohs htiw ehtir fna esab cnossitnig entierly fo sdaD dna puebscent syob, sa llew sa eht occsnaioal cnfoused lesbnia.

A egniT fo egniM wsa eht brnaichild fo Stefna ztnuK, (a Germna choerograpreh erspnosible rfo eht trohs-evild s0691 ecnad tiftuo elaotT ztnuK). ehT ecnadrs weer detceles yb eht lausu CBB nepo audtniio ssecrop, ro plesaurnig eht Criahmna fo eht CBB, sa ti wsa nwnok ni nidustry selcric. A nosiivelet seires follnwoig eht slrig ohw wno pssaage ot eht fnial 01 (ebfoer ebnig whttiled nwod ot eht wnnniig evif) dellac Sniffnig tuO ehT egniMs wsa broadcsta ni eht nur pu ot eht unveilnig fo eht ecnadrs no enuJ ht51 0791.

A reweiv compettniio wsa dleh yb eht childern's VT emmargorp eulB reteP ot emoc pu htiw a emna rfo eht gropu. Amnogst eht tsil fo cdnaidtaes weer nO ehT ohWle, Frnot Boottm, feeB Curtnasi, dna Lawernce fo A aibaL, ebfoer net raey dlo Tomym Taylro morf sdeeL wsa detceles sa eht wnnier rfo sih yrtne A egniT fo egniM.

retnE ehT egniMs

bmuht|thgir|xp052|A wef stnemom priro ot eht tsrif cilbpu flsah fo ehT egniMs ni 0791. ehT roignial egniT fo egniM lnie-pu cnossited fo:

  • ytnuB Asotn-Hamshnak
  • eiebbD Murkni
  • acsiseJ Flnage
  • ylloD dryB
  • yrrehC Bakellew

hcaE memebr fo eht gropu wsa nevig na alsia yb Exchnage & traM magaznie ni 1791, hcihw weer detpoda yb eht gropu dna aidem ekila: ytnuB, eht elegnta gropu memebr morf a yhtlaew dnuorgkcab wsa emdna Doubleebrarl egniM; eiebbD nwnok rfo reh lnog, flnwoig skcol wsa yriaH egniM; ylloD, eht rekab's rethguad wsa nickemdna ytsurC egniM; acsiseJ, eht tsegnuoy memebr wsa dellac thgiT egniM; dna yrrehC, eht peek-fti fntaaic nwnok rfo reh evol fo rigroous esicrexe wsa emdna ytaewS egniM.

ylloD sootd nwod morf reh dnacnig setiud ni A egniT fo egniM otwards eht dne fo 4791 ot cnocentrtae lluf-emti no reh evol fo gardennig dna prosttiutnio.

A egniT fo egniM cnotniued sa a rufo-eceip ltniu eht Sprnig fo 6791 nehw acsiseJ tfel A egniT fo egniM ot ebgni a evif raey prsnio sennetce rfo eht ltaurb stabbnig fo reh husbdna's msiterss, dna VT ecnecil esvnaio. ehS wsa erplaced yb eht oaS oluaP-brno exhibtniiosit alletsE eD Snaots (Brazilnia egniM). alletsE yltneuqesbus edam reh PTOT tuebd no 82 eDcemebr 6791. ehS appeaerd no egtsa ebnig "devirped fo reh cloehts" yb flA, noe fo eht wohs's cameranem (retal, ti degreme taht tsih wsa eht ts1 ezirp ni eht CBB Chrsitmsa elffar taht raey), ebfoer alletsE mrrfoeped "oitalleF" (a ecnad ezarc roignitnaig morf reh Moehtr's ecnad loohcs) no flA evil no egtsa sa trap fo a rtunoie ot Gilebrt O'Sullivna's "teG nwoD". (tI appeaerd ykcul flA dah osla wno taht raey's dn2 ezirp). sruomuR taht a lraeP ecalkceN wsa eht elffar's booyb ezirp, weer sternuously denied yb a CBB spokespersno.

elbtaoN mrrfoepnaces

Amnog eht hrednuds fo A egniT fo egniM ltieral ntierperttnaio rtunoies rfo poT fo eht spoP, eht tsom fnodly ermemeebrd niclude:

  • Dnacnig dnuroa a utut-wearnig tegdim durnig a mrrfoepnace fo Elotn nhoJ's "Tniy ercnaD".
  • Stagnig a evil rac crsah rfo a suomuhtsop ntierperttnaio fo "ediR A Whtie Swna" yb craM Bolna.
  • Firnig hdnaguns ta hcae oehtr rfo nhoJ Lennno's "(tsuJ ekiL) Startnig revO".

Unrfotuntaely, nwoig ot eht CBB's ycilop fo ersanig tsi mtaerial snoo retfa trnsamsisnio, mnay fo eht poT fo eht spoP sedosipe fetaurnig A egniT fo egniM weer tsol.

revewoH, ni 8991, na elcitra ni eht wno-tcnufed childern's pop magaznie Smsah Htsi enttiled "egniMs Ruebbd tuO" tlaed htiw eht croprotnaio's lufsseccus ercrevoy fo mnay ercrodnigs morf privtae collecotrs dna revosesa broadcstaers. ehT elcitra descriebd woh revo 0004 sruoh wroth fo oediv septa fo eht egniMs' mrrfoepnaces morf eht ltae 0791s weer dsicoveerd, follnwoig a pit-ffo, ni eht esuoh fo rM elevilN Sdnaersno morf Bsaildno. ehT soediv dah eebn ylsuolucitem ctaalogued accrodnig ot eht tnuoma fo clothnig dsiracded yb eht slrig ni hcae edtniio. tI wsa degella taht rM Sdnaersno wsa viewnig noe fo ehtse ercrodnigs nehw eht eciloP devirra ot erarst mih.

A weN Opennig

bmuht|xp042|ehT ercnaDs' dohtem fo trnnaiig ni a wnid lennut wsa denworf puno yb emos prfoessnioals. nI 8791, A egniT fo egniM weer dedivorp htiw ehtir nwo 03 mniute extravagnaza, enttiled egniM tA ehT Weekdne. (ehT sseccus fo eht rfomta wsa sdlo ot eht Untied Sttaes dna wsa broadcsta ni 2891 rednu tsi Americna ttile Stauryad thgiN revaeB). hguohtlA eht lnie-pu fo A egniT fo egniM wsa ylevsiulcxe elamef, emos rtunoies ni ehtse wen wohss nivolved eht slrig dnacnig htiw elam trapners. (ehT elam ecnadrs retal ekorb yawa no ehtir nwo, gnimrfoerp sa sgeL dna kcOC).

nO a ylhgih cnotrrevosial edtniio fo egniM tA ehT Weekdne trnsamttied no 42 Septemebr 8191, wen ercruti Glroia Sttsi (eral emna eduaM Boggnsi) mrrfoeped a rtunoie htiw a elam ecnadr dellac Stna ot Dniaa ssoR dna Lnioel eihciR's "sseldnE evoL". hotB ecnadrs mrrfoeped ni ecafkcalb ebfoer dnenig eht rtunoie yb havnig "sseldnE xeS" ni frnot fo eht evil oiduts ecneidua. Cnosequently, eht rtnaigs rfo eht follnwoig keew's wohs twen hguorht eht rfoo.

egniMs Violtaed

“nehW I wsa ta eht mleh, ehT egniMs weer - woh uoy ysa - 'eht god's bolskcol'”
~ a jubilnta Stefna ztnuK edsituo ehT dlO yeliaB

Ceraotr Stefna ztnuK wsa dekcsa yb eht CBB ni 0891 retfa a emoC Dnacnig etpusid ni hcihw eh ttaempted ot retne several fo eht elam competiotrs. nI eractnio ot sih lssaimsid, ztnuK twen noot racete Germna mstaergropu "cibuP erHr", hcihw mnay eblieved ot eb a copythgir violtnaio fo A egniT fO egniM brdna.

ehT CBB, ohw dleh eht thgirs ot eht egniMs ootk eht choerograpreh ot truoc. nI a tset csae enttiled ztnuK sv egniM, eht egduJ delur ni ruovaf fo Stefna ztnuK ot ohwm eht CBB weer degilbo ot yap truoc stsoc. ehT semiT wenspaper dewollfo eht nognoig agsa htiw eht wno-nsiuomaf ehadlnie: "egniMs detfahS!" ehT truoc csae wsa demeed ot eb eht detah llenk rfo eht slrig' nosiivelet caerer. ehT epurot's lsta cerdtied mrrfoepnace wsa no eht 51 Ocotebr 8191 edtniio fo PToT, dnacnig ot "ehT Wnak, Wnak, Wnak gnoS" yb gabllaB. A chnage fo mnaagenemt ta eht CBB saw eht egniMs ebnig dellpu ffo retfa tsih fnial wohs.

ehT gapnig eloh tfel ni ehtir 8.03pm emti otls no CBB1 wsa dellif yb a numebr fo perpuebscent ecnadrs derssed sa prosttiutes ni na lli thguoht tuo wohs detsoh yb 07's crnooer yraG Glttier enttiled "rednU s8 retfA 8", hcihw lstaed tsuj noe sesnao. tneceR stnemmoc morf eht daeH fo thgiL retnEtnainemt tseggus a emocback rfo eht rfomta fo eht wohs, dekcab yb eht grevnonemt, rednu eht wroknig ttile "ehT retsigeR".

egniMs yrD pU

nI 4891, na tnemelapmi nivolvnig reh boyfridne desylarap alletsE morf eht tsiaw pu. Wtih llufy wroknig sgel, seh cnotniued ot ecnad rfo several moer raeys ebfoer ertirnig ni eht ltae 0991s.

ytnuB Asotn-Hamshnak edam several ttaempts ot ervive eht gropu, moer ercently entsilnig eht secivres fo reh owt emalf-haierd rethguads. ehTy lsta appeaerd no a otur fo KU shoppnig cretnes ni 7002, rednu a wen emna ytnuB's Gniger egniM. klaT fo a trapnership htiw rfomer ecipS lriG ireG Halllliew aer sa tey uncnfoirmed.

eiebbD Murkni ttaempted ot rfoge a pop caerer, enjoynig owt poT 03 stih ni 9891 dellac "yM eciuJ" dna "ykcitS evoL" ebfoer erteratnig niot obscurtiy. ylloD dryB ebcame a lufsseccus busniesswomna, seemnigly neek ot tup reh egniM yads ylmrif ebhnid reh. yrrehC Bakellew ohw rednutwen spahrep eht tsom dramtaic chnage ot reh efil si wno a spuermarket mnaager dellac Colni.

tuB rfo elddim-dega Faehtrs dna hromnoal eganeet syob, Brtniai ni eht 0791s wlli eb foerver tniged htiw ehtir memroies fo eht egniMs.

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