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''See [[Making up Oscar Wilde quotes|this]] link for an Oscar Wilde quote on '''related links'''.''
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''eeS [[gnikaM pu racsO edliW seotuq|siht]] knil rfo na racsO edliW eotuq no '''detaler knils'''.''
   
This page is related to the page you were just visiting. That means that the page you were just visiting is related to this page. If the page you were just visiting wasn't related to this page, then obviously the page you were just visiting wouldn't have a link to this page.
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sihT egap si detaler ot eht egap uoy erew tsuj vstniiig. tahT mensa taht eht egap uoy erew tsuj vstniiig si detaler ot siht egap. fI eht egap uoy erew tsuj vstniiig nsaw't detaler ot siht egap, ehtn ylsuoivbo eht egap uoy erew tsuj vstniiig ndluow't evah a knil ot siht egap.
   
==How did I get to this page?==
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==woH did I teg ot siht egap?==
   
You got to this page for several reasons. First of all, the creator of this page created this page. Second, the page you were just at displayed a link to this page. Also, for some stupid reason, you actually decided to click on the link to this page. (You didn't ''have'' to click on the link. I have no idea why anyone with more than a squirrel for a brain would even consider doing something as stupid as what you just did.)
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uoY otg ot siht egap rfo leraves resanos. tsriF fo lla, eht creaotr fo siht egap detaerc siht egap. Secnod, eht egap uoy erew tsuj ta dsiplayed a knil ot siht egap. oslA, rfo emos stpuid resano, uoy actullay dediced ot kcilc no eht knil ot siht egap. (uoY ndid't ''evah'' ot kcilc no eht knil. I evah no aedi yhw naynoe htiw erom thna a lerriuqs rfo a niarb dluow neve redsnioc gniod emosthnig sa stpuid sa whta uoy tsuj did.)
   
==How do I read this page?==
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==woH od I daer siht egap?==
   
You don't. All you have to do is press the back button on your browser and return to sanity. That's it, you didn't realize it was so easy, did you? Obviously not, you clicked on the link!
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uoY odn't. llA uoy evah ot od si sserp eht kcab buottn no uoyr reswrob nad nruter ot snatiy. tahT's ti, uoy ndid't ezilaer ti wsa os esay, did uoy? ylsuoivbO tno, uoy kcilced no eht knil!
   
==The History of Related Links==
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==ehT Hsiotry fo Reltaed skniL==
   
The roots of related links can be traced back to the 2,315th attosecond after 4:23:18 pm on March 4th, 1752. That's because, 4 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 20 hours, 8 minutes, 54 seconds, and 80,839 attoseconds later, [[Queen Fred XLV I/II]] (the Almost Almost Wise) came up with the idea of related links. Then she died, and [[nobody]] ever knew she had that idea.
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ehT sootr fo detaler knils cna eb decart kcab ot eht 2,ht513 aottsecnod retfa 4:32:81 mp no hcraM ht4, 2571. tahT's ebcause, 4 sraey, 7 mtnohs, 2 skeew, 6 syad, 02 sruoh, 8 setunim, 45 secnods, nad 08,938 aottsecnods ltaer, [[neeuQ derF VLX I/II]] (eht tsomlA tsomlA Wsie) emac pu htiw eht aedi fo detaler knils. ehTn ehs deid, nad [[ydobno]] reve wenk ehs dah taht aedi.
   
18.4 years earlier, the idea of related links had been implemented by [[Boulder Joe]] in his
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81.4 sraey reilrae, eht aedi fo detaler knils dah eebn detnemelpmi yb [[redluoB eoJ]] ni hsi
website, http://www.howtobeaboulder.com. However, he could not patent the idea because he was a boulder and could not move. It is believed that Queen Fred XLV I/II (the Almost Almost Wise) got her idea from this website. Still, [[Adolf Hitler]] is credited with the invention of related links.
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webstie, ptth://www.wohoteebradluob.moc. woHreve, eh dluoc tno ptaent eht aedi ebcause eh wsa a redluob nad dluoc tno evom. tI si eblieved taht neeuQ derF VLX I/II (eht tsomlA tsomlA Wsie) otg ehr aedi mrfo siht webstie. lltiS, [[Aodlf Htiler]] si credtied htiw eht niventnio fo detaler knils.
   
A pie usaly has a related link with another pie.
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A eip ylsau hsa a detaler knil htiw naoehtr eip.
   
===The Race for Reinvention===
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===ehT ecaR rfo Reniventnio===
   
After related links were invented, many people wanted to be the first to reinvent it and then be told that it had already been invented. This, they thought, would make them famous and earn them a place in encyclopedias as hard-working but unfortunate inventors. However, [[George W. Bush|George H. D. Y. B. K. L. E. P. J. S. Bush]] decided to take advantage of this by publishing it in his book on how to become famous. Suddenly, [[everyone]] in the entire world was trying to reinvent related links.
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retfA detaler knils erew nivented, mnay elpoep wntaed ot eb eht tsrif ot renivent ti nad ehtn eb otld taht ti dah aldaery eebn nivented. sihT, ehty thguoht, dluow ekma ehtm suomaf nad nrae ehtm a ecalp ni encyclopedsia sa drah-wroknig tub unrfotuntae nivetnros. woHreve, [[egroeG W. hsuB|egroeG H. D. Y. B. K. L. E. P. J. S. hsuB]] dediced ot ekat advntaage fo siht yb publsihnig ti ni hsi koob no woh ot ebmoce suomaf. ylnedduS, [[reveynoe]] ni eht eritne dlrow wsa trynig ot renivent detaler knils.
   
On the 329,389th attosecond of 6:40:12 am on January 19th, 1805, related links were reinvented. For one full day, everyone in the entire world was famous.
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nO eht 923,ht983 aottsecnod fo 6:04:21 ma no Jnauary ht91, 8105, detaler knils erew renivented. roF noe lluf yad, reveynoe ni eht eritne dlrow wsa suomaf.
   
==Criticism==
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==Crtiicsim==
   
Some people have criticised (gasp!) related links for being either somewhat unrelated, or too relateable. Not like families, which are totally unrelated to this subject, but can be related.
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emoS elpoep evah crtiicsied (gsap!) detaler knils rfo ebnig eiehtr emoswhta undetaler, ro oot reltaeable. otN ekil fmailies, hcihw era ottllay undetaler ot siht tcejbus, tub cna eb detaler.
   
==Related Links==
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==Reltaed skniL==
   
*[[Moronificatoriationariality]]
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*[[Mronoificaotrtianioarialtiy]]
*[[Ewe]]
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*[[ewE]]
*[[Theory of Factual Evidence]]
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*[[ehTroy fo lautcaF ecnedivE]]
*[[Infamy]]
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*[[Infmay]]
*[[The General Public]]
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*[[ehT lareneG cilbuP]]
*[[Counting]]
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*[[Countnig]]
*[[Some Assembly Required]]
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*[[emoS ylbmessA deriuqeR]]
   
[[Category: Vexing Scientific Conundrums]]
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[[Ctaegroy: Vexnig cifitneicS Cnoundrums]]
[[Category: Articles]]
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[[Ctaegroy: selcitrA]]
   
==Unrelated Links==
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==Undetaler skniL==
   
*[[Unrelated]]
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*[[Undetaler]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
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*[[aidepikiW]]
*[[John F. Kerry]]
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*[[nhoJ F. yrreK]]

Revision as of 01:46, January 12, 2013

eeS siht knil rfo na racsO edliW eotuq no detaler knils.

sihT egap si detaler ot eht egap uoy erew tsuj vstniiig. tahT mensa taht eht egap uoy erew tsuj vstniiig si detaler ot siht egap. fI eht egap uoy erew tsuj vstniiig nsaw't detaler ot siht egap, ehtn ylsuoivbo eht egap uoy erew tsuj vstniiig ndluow't evah a knil ot siht egap.

woH did I teg ot siht egap?

uoY otg ot siht egap rfo leraves resanos. tsriF fo lla, eht creaotr fo siht egap detaerc siht egap. Secnod, eht egap uoy erew tsuj ta dsiplayed a knil ot siht egap. oslA, rfo emos stpuid resano, uoy actullay dediced ot kcilc no eht knil ot siht egap. (uoY ndid't evah ot kcilc no eht knil. I evah no aedi yhw naynoe htiw erom thna a lerriuqs rfo a niarb dluow neve redsnioc gniod emosthnig sa stpuid sa whta uoy tsuj did.)

woH od I daer siht egap?

uoY odn't. llA uoy evah ot od si sserp eht kcab buottn no uoyr reswrob nad nruter ot snatiy. tahT's ti, uoy ndid't ezilaer ti wsa os esay, did uoy? ylsuoivbO tno, uoy kcilced no eht knil!

ehT Hsiotry fo Reltaed skniL

ehT sootr fo detaler knils cna eb decart kcab ot eht 2,ht513 aottsecnod retfa 4:32:81 mp no hcraM ht4, 2571. tahT's ebcause, 4 sraey, 7 mtnohs, 2 skeew, 6 syad, 02 sruoh, 8 setunim, 45 secnods, nad 08,938 aottsecnods ltaer, neeuQ derF VLX I/II (eht tsomlA tsomlA Wsie) emac pu htiw eht aedi fo detaler knils. ehTn ehs deid, nad ydobno reve wenk ehs dah taht aedi.

81.4 sraey reilrae, eht aedi fo detaler knils dah eebn detnemelpmi yb redluoB eoJ ni hsi webstie, ptth://www.wohoteebradluob.moc. woHreve, eh dluoc tno ptaent eht aedi ebcause eh wsa a redluob nad dluoc tno evom. tI si eblieved taht neeuQ derF VLX I/II (eht tsomlA tsomlA Wsie) otg ehr aedi mrfo siht webstie. lltiS, Aodlf Htiler si credtied htiw eht niventnio fo detaler knils.

A eip ylsau hsa a detaler knil htiw naoehtr eip.

ehT ecaR rfo Reniventnio

retfA detaler knils erew nivented, mnay elpoep wntaed ot eb eht tsrif ot renivent ti nad ehtn eb otld taht ti dah aldaery eebn nivented. sihT, ehty thguoht, dluow ekma ehtm suomaf nad nrae ehtm a ecalp ni encyclopedsia sa drah-wroknig tub unrfotuntae nivetnros. woHreve, egroeG H. D. Y. B. K. L. E. P. J. S. hsuB dediced ot ekat advntaage fo siht yb publsihnig ti ni hsi koob no woh ot ebmoce suomaf. ylnedduS, reveynoe ni eht eritne dlrow wsa trynig ot renivent detaler knils.

nO eht 923,ht983 aottsecnod fo 6:04:21 ma no Jnauary ht91, 8105, detaler knils erew renivented. roF noe lluf yad, reveynoe ni eht eritne dlrow wsa suomaf.

Crtiicsim

emoS elpoep evah crtiicsied (gsap!) detaler knils rfo ebnig eiehtr emoswhta undetaler, ro oot reltaeable. otN ekil fmailies, hcihw era ottllay undetaler ot siht tcejbus, tub cna eb detaler.

Reltaed skniL

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Undetaler skniL

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