A Peter Griffin Christmas
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|A Peter Griffin Christmas|
Peter went all the way to Antarctica for this cover.
|Album by Peter Griffin|
|Released||March 12, 2006|
|Recorded:||December 26, 2005|
“This reminds me of that time my grandma got run over by a reindeer.”
A Peter Griffin Christmas is a Christmas album from fisherman, Road Island resident and fat guy Peter Griffin. Released in 2006, it peaked at #4 on Billboard charts, and sold a total of 3 million copies. The consumers didn't seem to mind that it came out in March.
edit Track Listing
- "Surfin' Bird"
- "I Work At Burger King (Ding Fries Are Done)"
- "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" featuring Mayor Adam West
- "They're Up In My Bum"
- "O Holy Crap"
- "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" featuring The Four Peters
- "Do You Hear What I Hear? (What the hell was that?)"
- "My Nuts Are Roasting" featuring Quagmire
- "Look At The Bells (Holy crap, here comes Jesus!)"
- "Surfin' Bird (Reprise)"
- "Have Yourself A Freakin' Sweet Christmas"
- "Peter Out-Farts Michael Moore" featuring Michael Moore (bonus track)
edit Ding Fries Are Done!
The single entitled I Work At Burger King (Ding Fries Are Done) was released on April 9th and became an immediate success. It was written in 2002 by a retarded high school student named Billy who worked at Burger King, with whom Peter Griffin was a coworker at the time. Upon hearing the song, Griffin bought the rights from Billy in exchange for a Whopper.
In 2007, Billy's parents pressed a lawsuit against Peter Griffin for exploiting Billy's naiveté. The court ruled in favor of Griffin on the grounds that he and Billy were on equal footing, as Peter Griffin is also technically mentally retarded. Although some say the Kool Aid man's abrupt visit might have distracted the jury.
edit Music Video
A Peter Griffin Christmas was generally received with negative reviews. Critics slammed the album as being unoriginal, uncreative, and of poor quality. Ken Tucker of Entertainment Weekly gave it the worst review. "You can clearly hear Peter fart on several tracks," he wrote. "Even the ones where farting was not a central theme of the song. And, seriously, what the hell does Surfin' Bird have to do with Christmas?"
“Who the hell is Jessica Simpson?”
Then he farted.
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