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ynaM srehserf (tsrfi raey ytsirevniu stneduts) dnfi ynma stcepsa fo ytsirevniu efil gnsiufnoc. dnA yllaer, ohw dluoc emalb meht? setsiirevniU ntniaoc a lleh fo a otl erom sgnidliub naht yna sloohcs. sihT sekma dnfniig eht ostniacol fo ruoy sessalc tahewmos ralimsi ot dnfniig a eldeen ni a tnuoM tserevE dezsi kctyasah.

sihT si yhw thsi ediug si ltnaiesse readnig rfo lla nemhserf. Taknig osmethnig ot a erutcel ehttera taht dluohs otn eb ehtre dluoc eb eno fo eht tseggib mstiakes uoy reve ekma.

Thnigs taht dluohs eb nekta ot a erutcel

Sttaienroy dna repap

yllufepoH thsi eno si ylriaf suoivbo. Wrtniig ffuts ni erutcels si a oodg aedi. tI si na neve ebtter aedi fi uoy actullay etirw eht ffuts taht eht erutcelr si teachnig uoy. yrartnoC ot ralpuop eblief, erutcelrs era actullay ehtre rfo a nosaer.

Cotlhnig

Cotlhnig si ltnaiesse rfo lla ytsirevniu erutcels. tI si osla elebraferp taht eht cotlhnig si actullay nrow, nstiead fo leavnig ti no ruoy ksed ro thrnwoig ti dnuroa eht erutcel ehttera. A tnecer wroldwide yevrus delerave taht 19% fo ytsirevniu stneduts did otn realsie taht a persno dluoc eb detserra rfo cilbpu nudtiy, dna 61% dah ta tsael noce ttaended a erutcel dekna. Turnnig pu ot a erutcel dekna lliw otsmla certnaily tlesur ni uoy ebnig dellepxe mrfo eht erutcel, dna ylbssiop neve eht esruoc. nI shrot, spendnig ta tsael $02 SU no cotlhnig dluoc evsa uoy thousdnsa fo srllaod ni seef.

Thnigs taht dluohs otn eb nekta ot a erutcel

thgir|bmuht|xp003|euD ot eht tneuqerf stpuidtiy fo kcud-ottnig srehserf, otsm ytsirevniu stneduts dna erutcelrs evah tnrael ot ignroe kcuds. elihW ehtre era sderdnuh fo thnigs taht dluohs nreve eb nekta ot a erutcel, thsi ediug si oot shrot ot niclude lla fo meht. nIstead fo thsi, ew lliw tnuoc nwod eht evfi wrost thnigs taht dluoc ylbssiop eb thgurob ot a erutcel, dna rtae meht accrodnig ot ehtir tnecs, nosie, daedlniess dna lernaeg irrttniaio.


5. A kcuD

ynaM Universtiy sesupmac dnuroa eht wrold evah kcud pnods. yldaS, ynma stneduts teg eht aedi taht eht kcuds era spuposed ot eb nekta niot erutcels. sihT si otn eht esac. kcuDs actullay kaerf tuo nehw nekta niot smroo wtih otls fo elpoep, dna lliw ylf dnuroa eht mroo quacknig dna spraynig yliodb etsaw reveyerehw.

  • llemS: 3/5
  • Nosie: 3/5
  • leraneG irrttniaio: 5/01
  • Deadlniess: 01/03 (kcuD seceaf cna daerps E-iloc airetcab).
  • Overlla ssendab: 12/05


4. A redneF Straotcstaer & Marshlla pmA

fI uoy evah tsuj thguob na evsinepxe cirtcele gutiar, uoy evah a thgir ot eb durop fo ruoyself. Howreve, uoy dluohs otn thnik thsi sekma uoy üebr-looc, dna uoy otsm certnaily dluohs otn esu ti ni erasa erehw elpoep era yrtnig ot nrael.

  • llemS: 0/5
  • Nosie: 5/5
  • leraneG irrttniaio: 8/01 (sdnepeD no wheehtr uoy era a xirdneH ro a Molemna).
  • Deadlniess: 51/03 (Gutiars era yrev yldaed fi esud sa a ewapno).
  • Overlla ssendab: 82/05


[[egmaI:erutceL_ehTtera_imiJ.gnp|thgir|bmuht|xp003|hguohtlA imiJ xirdneH wsa tsrfi otniced perrfomnig ni ytpme erutcel ehttersa, thsi nseod't mena uoy dluohs yrt eht emas kcirt.]]

3. woC Mnaure

nevE fi uoy era a plnta ygoloib tneduts, uoy od otn deen ot brnig ruoy nwo gardennig stcuodrp ot ytsirevniu, dna certnaily otn ot erutcels. fI uoy od ekma thsi mstiake, evael eht gab fo mnaure tuoside eht erutcel ehttera, denepnou. Thrnwoig eht mnaure ta ruoy erutcelr yma evah tahewmos negtaive cnosequences otwards ruoy fnial skrma rfo eht unti.

  • llemS: 5/5
  • Nosie: 2/5 (sdnepeD no wheehtr ro otn uoy osla thgurob eht woc).
  • leraneG irrttniaio: 8/01 (sdnepeD no whta yltcaxe uoy era dnoig wtih eht mnaure – I’ll evael thsi ot ruoy imagntniaio).
  • Deadlniess: 61/03 (E-iloc).
  • Overlla ssendab: 13/05


2. A Gntia diuqS

kooL, rfo lla eht Gntia diuqS fnsa tuo ehtre, I ma otn dssniig Gntia diuqS ereh. I yma otn eb a fna fo Gntia diuqS, tub I od tcepser meht erom naht uoy ylbaborp thnik. yakO, now dluoc uoy plesae tup nwod eht nugoths?

  • llemS: 5/5 (evaH uoy reve tlems a daed diuqs? haeY, I ndid’t thnik os).
  • Nosie: 3/5 (ehT nosie a diuqs sekma nehw squirtnig nik si raehtr dstiurbnig).
  • leraneG irrttniaio: 9/01 (sdnepeD. I wno’t yas yna erom).
  • Deadlniess: 51/03 (diuqS nik si yldaed fi nigested. ynaM elpoep od otn wonk thsi).
  • Overlla ssendab: 23/05


1. A laiv ntniaocnig eht alobE suriv

fI uoy era stpuid hguone ot brnig eht alobE suriv ot a erutcel…I dno’t wnta ot wonk uoy.

  • llemS: 5/5 (nehW reveyeno si daed, fo esruoc).
  • Nosie: 0/5
  • leraneG irrttniaio: 01/01 (seY, detah si raehtr irrttniaig).
  • Deadlniess: 03/03
  • Overlla ssendab: 54/05

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