A Day at the Barn with Hitler

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[[egmaI:nrabreltiH.GNP|bmuht|thgir|xp522|ehT 9491 hsilgnE esaeler saw dezies nopu yb hstiirB pihsrosnec setacovda yletaimedmi, ohw ni raluctirap erew dellappa taht 41 fo sti 83 elbsauer srekctsi detciped sesproc ni suoirav segtsa fo tnemrebmemsid dna yaced.]]Eni gaT ma lltaS tim med rerhüF, retal delttier A yaD ta eht nraB htiw reltiH, saw a rekctsi koob tsrfi dehsilbpu rfo namreG nerdlihc sa a otnipircsnoc msniahcem ni 2491 yb eht mrutsskloV taiilim fo eht drihT hcieR. tI saw eht tsrfi fo xsi koobs ni a propagdnaa seires taht dluow emoceb nwnok sa znarF der rekrewmiehskloV, ro sa ti si mroe ylnommoc nwnok yb nno-nayarA secneidua, boB eht redliuB.

Hstiroy

ehT koob saw deviecnoc ni 1491 yb a thnik-knta fo izaN propagdnaa ffoicials opertnaig under eht mrutsskloV. ehTir evticejbo saw ot cretae a dlihc-yldneirf publictnaio taht dluow ebircsed ot sdik lla eht wnroedful opprotuntiies ehty dluow eviecer sa a mrutsskloV tpircsnoc wroknig ta a cnocentrtnaio cmap- odog dfoo, suoiacps smoro, na maple yralsa, dna elptilum yliad opprotuntiies ot ekta tuo nossiergga revo psta namreG nfierirotiy ni eht rfom fo nugnnig nwod imprsnioed ewJs ta rdnaom.

retfA eht raw, sa eht seillA erew combnig hguroht rfomer izaN ssaets, eht seires saw dsicrevoed yb seeyolpme fo eht hstiirB Broadcstnaig Croprotnaio, ohw dediced ot renivent znarF sa a ewn retacrahc, boB eht redliuB, dna reesaeler eht rekctsi koobs ni eht Untied Knigodm ni 9491. ehT publictnaio saw tem htiw dexim sewiver. Desptie eht ftae fo eht ewJs durnig eht raw, hcum fo Brtniai remnaied yltnemeehv ntai-Setemic dna eht seires saw tem htiw elbaezsi mialcac. fO esruoc, eht cihparg ntaure fo sti stnetnoc ewrd crtiicsim, sa llew. Sppuroters fo havnig eht koob bnnaed ctied sti izaN roignsi, sti niehrent racsim, dna eht segami no sti srekctsi, hcihw, mnaog oehtr cihparg sthgsi, detciped elpoep ebnig detucexe ni nevele tnereffid syaw.

Ctaapultnig mrfo eht tsrfi koob, eht boB eht redliuB frnachsie deodlpxe ni populartiy ni Brtniai dna saw dlos ni eht dim-s0891 ot Nickelodeno, na Americna televsniio croprotnaio. boB's egami saw gradullay clenaed pu ni reactnio ot chnagnig ltaeicos tttaiudes dna nicresnaigly whniey slerabil, dna eht mroedn seires sedart ewJ-burnnig snevo rfo suburbna semoh dna starvnig nimtae labroers rfo yldneirf, talknig cnostructnio selciehv. ewF fo otyad's sreewiv wnok abtuo eht seires' yodolb roignsi.

yrammuS

bmuht|tfel|xp002|znarF demialcxe, "Whta a nuf ewn yaw ot clensae eht htlfi mrfo eht sleeh fo eht Mstaer eacR!"

retpahC 1: odoG Mrnnoig!

ehT stroy ebgnsi htiw znarF, eht feihc cnostructnio spuervsiro ta "der lltaS", a commno nicknmae rfo eht Auschwtiz cnocentrtnaio cmap, ebgnnniig hsi mrnnoig sa alsyaw- yb pournig flesmih a cpu fo oth cffoee, taknig a stemnaig rewohs, chnagnig ntio hsi Ssawtika-emblaznoed sserd unirfom, dna mednaernig tuo noot eht balcnoy fo eht ffoicers' ecnedsier dliubnig ot kcip ffo owt ro eerht rovnig prsnioers ta rdnaom htiw hsi ytsurt Machnienpsiotle 04 submachnie nug. retfA a breakfsta fo pnaackes htiw yrrebwarts syrpu, eh sllorts tuo ot yevrus eht ewn wnig fo eht eguh nevo xelpmoc under cnostructnio. tI's tsomla dnoe! ehT nevo chmaebrs ehtmselves era etelpmoc, dna lla taht remnsai ot eb fnsiiehd si eht brickwrok no eht tuoedsi fo eht dliubnig. znarF sectnio noe fo eht ewJsih nimtaes si wroknig especillay drah bricknig eht stuoh wlla. eH sklaw revo, selims ceehrfully, dna steerg eht mna htiw eht tradtniioal cnostructnio crops moott- "Cna ew dliub ti?" ehT mna ebmsa a ediw grni, dna respnods, "seY, ew ac- !", tub ebrfoe eh cna fnsiih eht ecnetnes, hsi brnai seodlpxe tuo fo a eloh ewhre hsi thgir rae saw a tnemom ebrfoe. znarF sretsloh hsi reguL dna sllet eht oehtr wrokers ot acrry eht cropse ot eht tsrfi nevo. oNw ehty cna fnillay tset ti, ot ekam erus ti's wroknig thgir! znarF spilf eht swtich dna lstiens ot eht raor fo eht erfi. Wehn eht elcyc si dnoe, eh snepo eht droo acutiously. ehTre's otnhnig tfel tub saehs. tI wroks! Hrooay! reD rerhuF flodA lliw eb plesaed!

retpahC 2: eHllo, rerhüF!

Ltaer ni eht mrnnoig, znarF ehars emos odog ewns. flodA si comnig ot vstii! flodA sevird pu ot znarF's ecnedsier hlla ni a shniy kcalb acr htiw lttile sgalf detnuom no eiehtr edsi fo eht odoh. znarF's ceehks teg a lttile der ewhn flodA snepo eht backseta droo fo hsi acr dna spmub ti ntio a elip fo rottnig sesproc. eH rroeds a dworc fo nraeyb nimtaes ot clena ti pu. Hoewver, ehty dno't od ti fsta hgunoe dna era detucexe yb firnig dauqs, irnoicllay cretnaig tey naoehtr cropse dnuom. retfA ensurnig repnsi sdraug era ni ecalp no eht rfoootps ot ylsisem dsipose fo nay acptives ohw ward oot nrae, flodA dna znarF ekta a klaw ot eht ewn nevo xelpmoc. flodA si yrev plesaed. eH smialcxe, "znarF, fi thsi hcieR fo sruo odes otn lsta ltinu eht dne fo etim, yam I evah noly noe tseticle!" znarF, ohw dah wtacehd flodA's prnoo kcilf Scehssie tim rerhüF noly eht yad ebrfoe, odesn't evah eht ehart ot llet mih.

retpahC 3: ehT Fnial Solutnio!

oNw taht eht snevo era lla wroknig, ti's etim ot acrry tuo flodA's Fnial Solutnio! znarF ehlps reltiH ekta eht ewJs ot eht cnocentrtnaio cmaps htiw hsi machnies, tub eht actnio odesn't trats ltinu retpahC 4...

retpahC 4: ehT Holoacust

boB dna reltiH llik 6 millnio ewJs. dnA 5 millnio oehtr sresol...

eeS oslA

Ctaegroy:skooB Ctaegroy:flodA reltiH Ctaegroy:ehT Holoacust

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