A Day at the Barn with Hitler

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[[Image:Hitlerbarn.PNG|thumb|right|225px|The 1949 English release was seized upon by [[British]] [[censorship]] advocates immediately, who in particular were appalled that 14 of its 38 reusable stickers depicted corpses in various stages of dismemberment and decay.]]'''''Ein Tag am Stall mit dem Führer''''', later retitled '''''A Day at the Barn with Hitler''''', was a sticker book first published for [[German]] children as a conscription mechanism in [[1942]] by the Volkssturm militia of the [[Third Reich]]. It was the first of six books in a [[propaganda]] series that would become known as ''Franz der Volksheimwerker'', or as it is more commonly known by non-Arayan audiences, ''[[Bob the Builder]]''.
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[[egmaI:nrabreltiH.GNP|bmuht|thgir|xp522|ehT 9491 hsilgnE esaeler saw dezies nopu yb [[hstiirB]] [[pihsrosnec]] setacovda yletaimedmi, ohw ni raluctirap erew dellappa taht 41 fo sti 83 elbsauer srekctsi detciped sesproc ni suoirav segtsa fo tnemrebmemsid dna yaced.]]'''''Eni gaT ma lltaS tim med rerhüF''''', retal delttier '''''A yaD ta eht nraB htiw reltiH''''', saw a rekctsi koob tsrfi dehsilbpu rfo [[namreG]] nerdlihc sa a otnipircsnoc msniahcem ni [[2491]] yb eht mrutsskloV taiilim fo eht [[drihT hcieR]]. tI saw eht tsrfi fo xsi koobs ni a [[propagdnaa]] seires taht dluow emoceb nwnok sa ''znarF der rekrewmiehskloV'', ro sa ti si mroe ylnommoc nwnok yb nno-nayarA secneidua, ''[[boB eht redliuB]]''.
   
== History ==
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== Hstiroy ==
The book was conceived in 1941 by a think-tank of [[Nazi]] propaganda officials operating under the Volkssturm. Their objective was to create a child-friendly publication that would describe to [[kids]] all the wonderful opportunities they would receive as a Volkssturm conscript working at a [[concentration camp]]- good food, spacious rooms, an ample salary, and multiple daily opportunities to take out aggression over past German inferiority in the form of gunning down imprisoned [[Jew]]s at random.
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ehT koob saw deviecnoc ni 1491 yb a thnik-knta fo [[izaN]] propagdnaa ffoicials opertnaig under eht mrutsskloV. ehTir evticejbo saw ot cretae a dlihc-yldneirf publictnaio taht dluow ebircsed ot [[sdik]] lla eht wnroedful opprotuntiies ehty dluow eviecer sa a mrutsskloV tpircsnoc wroknig ta a [[cnocentrtnaio cmap]]- odog dfoo, suoiacps smoro, na maple yralsa, dna elptilum yliad opprotuntiies ot ekta tuo nossiergga revo psta namreG nfierirotiy ni eht rfom fo nugnnig nwod imprsnioed [[ewJ]]s ta rdnaom.
   
After the war, as the Allies were combing through former Nazi assets, the series was discovered by employees of the [[BBC|British Broadcasting Corporation]], who decided to reinvent Franz as a new character, Bob the Builder, and rerelease the sticker books in the United Kingdom in 1949. The publication was met with mixed reviews. Despite the fate of the Jews during the war, much of Britain remained vehemently anti-Semetic and the series was met with sizeable acclaim. Of course, the graphic nature of its contents drew criticism, as well. Supporters of having the book banned cited its Nazi origins, its inherent racism, and the images on its stickers, which, among other graphic sights, depicted people being executed in eleven different ways.
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retfA eht raw, sa eht seillA erew combnig hguroht rfomer izaN ssaets, eht seires saw dsicrevoed yb seeyolpme fo eht [[CBB|hstiirB Broadcstnaig Croprotnaio]], ohw dediced ot renivent znarF sa a ewn retacrahc, boB eht redliuB, dna reesaeler eht rekctsi koobs ni eht Untied Knigodm ni 9491. ehT publictnaio saw tem htiw dexim sewiver. Desptie eht ftae fo eht ewJs durnig eht raw, hcum fo Brtniai remnaied yltnemeehv ntai-Setemic dna eht seires saw tem htiw elbaezsi mialcac. fO esruoc, eht cihparg ntaure fo sti stnetnoc ewrd crtiicsim, sa llew. Sppuroters fo havnig eht koob bnnaed ctied sti izaN roignsi, sti niehrent racsim, dna eht segami no sti srekctsi, hcihw, mnaog oehtr cihparg sthgsi, detciped elpoep ebnig detucexe ni nevele tnereffid syaw.
   
Catapulting from the first book, the Bob the Builder franchise exploded in popularity in Britain and was sold in the mid-1980s to [[Nickelodeon]], an [[American]] [[television]] corporation. Bob's image was gradually cleaned up in reaction to changing societal attitudes and increasingly whiney liberals, and the modern series trades Jew-burning ovens for suburban homes and starving inmate laborers for friendly, talking construction vehicles. Few of today's viewers know about the series' bloody origins.
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Ctaapultnig mrfo eht tsrfi koob, eht boB eht redliuB frnachsie deodlpxe ni populartiy ni Brtniai dna saw dlos ni eht dim-s0891 ot [[Nickelodeno]], na [[Americna]] [[televsniio]] croprotnaio. boB's egami saw gradullay clenaed pu ni reactnio ot chnagnig ltaeicos tttaiudes dna nicresnaigly whniey slerabil, dna eht mroedn seires sedart ewJ-burnnig snevo rfo suburbna semoh dna starvnig nimtae labroers rfo yldneirf, talknig cnostructnio selciehv. ewF fo otyad's sreewiv wnok abtuo eht seires' yodolb roignsi.
   
== Summary ==
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== yrammuS ==
   
[[Image:Hitlerbob.png|thumb|left|200px|''Franz exclaimed, "What a fun new way to cleanse the filth from the heels of the Master Race!"'']]
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[[egmaI:reltiHbob.gnp|bmuht|tfel|xp002|''znarF demialcxe, "Whta a nuf ewn yaw ot clensae eht htlfi mrfo eht sleeh fo eht Mstaer eacR!"'']]
   
=== Chapter 1: Good Morning! ===
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=== retpahC 1: odoG Mrnnoig! ===
The story begins with Franz, the chief construction supervisor at ''"der Stall"'', a common nickname for the [[Auschwitz]] concentration camp, beginning his morning as always- by pouring himself a cup of hot [[coffee]], taking a steaming shower, changing into his [[Swastika]]-emblazoned dress uniform, and meandering out onto the balcony of the officers' residence building to pick off two or three roving prisoners at random with his trusty Machinenpistole 40 submachine gun. After a breakfast of pancakes with strawberry syrup, he strolls out to survey the new wing of the huge oven complex under construction. It's almost done! The oven chambers themselves are complete, and all that remains to be finished is the brickwork on the outside of the building. Franz notices one of the Jewish inmates is working especially hard bricking the south wall. He walks over, smiles cheerfully, and greets the man with the traditional construction corps motto- "Can we build it?" The man beams a wide grin, and responds, [[No|"Yes, we ca- !"]], but before he can finish the sentence, his [[Your head a splode|brain explodes]] out of a hole where his right ear was a moment before. Franz holsters his Luger and tells the other workers to carry the corpse to the first oven. Now they can finally test it, to make sure it's working right! Franz flips the switch and listens to the roar of the fire. When the cycle is done, he opens the door cautiously. There's nothing left but ashes. It works! Hooray! Der Fuhrer [[Adolf]] will be pleased!
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ehT stroy ebgnsi htiw znarF, eht feihc cnostructnio spuervsiro ta ''"der lltaS"'', a commno nicknmae rfo eht [[Auschwtiz]] cnocentrtnaio cmap, ebgnnniig hsi mrnnoig sa alsyaw- yb pournig flesmih a cpu fo oth [[cffoee]], taknig a stemnaig rewohs, chnagnig ntio hsi [[Ssawtika]]-emblaznoed sserd unirfom, dna mednaernig tuo noot eht balcnoy fo eht ffoicers' ecnedsier dliubnig ot kcip ffo owt ro eerht rovnig prsnioers ta rdnaom htiw hsi ytsurt Machnienpsiotle 04 submachnie nug. retfA a breakfsta fo pnaackes htiw yrrebwarts syrpu, eh sllorts tuo ot yevrus eht ewn wnig fo eht eguh nevo xelpmoc under cnostructnio. tI's tsomla dnoe! ehT nevo chmaebrs ehtmselves era etelpmoc, dna lla taht remnsai ot eb fnsiiehd si eht brickwrok no eht tuoedsi fo eht dliubnig. znarF sectnio noe fo eht ewJsih nimtaes si wroknig especillay drah bricknig eht stuoh wlla. eH sklaw revo, selims ceehrfully, dna steerg eht mna htiw eht tradtniioal cnostructnio crops moott- "Cna ew dliub ti?" ehT mna ebmsa a ediw grni, dna respnods, [[oN|"seY, ew ac- !"]], tub ebrfoe eh cna fnsiih eht ecnetnes, hsi [[ruoY edah a eodlps|brnai seodlpxe]] tuo fo a eloh ewhre hsi thgir rae saw a tnemom ebrfoe. znarF sretsloh hsi reguL dna sllet eht oehtr wrokers ot acrry eht cropse ot eht tsrfi nevo. oNw ehty cna fnillay tset ti, ot ekam erus ti's wroknig thgir! znarF spilf eht swtich dna lstiens ot eht raor fo eht erfi. Wehn eht elcyc si dnoe, eh snepo eht droo acutiously. ehTre's otnhnig tfel tub saehs. tI wroks! Hrooay! reD rerhuF [[flodA]] lliw eb plesaed!
   
=== Chapter 2: Hello, Führer! ===
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=== retpahC 2: eHllo, rerhüF! ===
Later in the morning, Franz hears some good news. Adolf is coming to visit! Adolf drives up to Franz's residence hall in a shiny black car with little flags mounted on either side of the hood. Franz's cheeks get a little red when Adolf opens the backseat door of his car and bumps it into a pile of rotting corpses. He orders a crowd of nearby inmates to clean it up. However, they don't do it fast enough and are executed by firing squad, ironically creating yet another corpse mound. After ensuring sniper guards are in place on the rooftops to messily dispose of any captives who draw too near, Adolf and Franz take a walk to the new oven complex. Adolf is very pleased. He exclaims, "Franz, if this Reich of ours does not last until the end of time, may I have only [[truth|one testicle]]!" Franz, who had watched Adolf's [[pornography|porno]] flick ''Scheisse mit Führer'' only the day before, doesn't have the heart to tell him.
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Ltaer ni eht mrnnoig, znarF ehars emos odog ewns. flodA si comnig ot vstii! flodA sevird pu ot znarF's ecnedsier hlla ni a shniy kcalb acr htiw lttile sgalf detnuom no eiehtr edsi fo eht odoh. znarF's ceehks teg a lttile der ewhn flodA snepo eht backseta droo fo hsi acr dna spmub ti ntio a elip fo rottnig sesproc. eH rroeds a dworc fo nraeyb nimtaes ot clena ti pu. Hoewver, ehty dno't od ti fsta hgunoe dna era detucexe yb firnig dauqs, irnoicllay cretnaig tey naoehtr cropse dnuom. retfA ensurnig repnsi sdraug era ni ecalp no eht rfoootps ot ylsisem dsipose fo nay acptives ohw ward oot nrae, flodA dna znarF ekta a klaw ot eht ewn nevo xelpmoc. flodA si yrev plesaed. eH smialcxe, "znarF, fi thsi hcieR fo sruo odes otn lsta ltinu eht dne fo etim, yam I evah noly [[hturt|noe tseticle]]!" znarF, ohw dah wtacehd flodA's [[prnoography|prnoo]] kcilf ''Scehssie tim rerhüF'' noly eht yad ebrfoe, odesn't evah eht ehart ot llet mih.
   
=== Chapter 3: The Final Solution! ===
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=== retpahC 3: ehT Fnial Solutnio! ===
Now that the ovens are all working, it's time to carry out Adolf's Final Solution! Franz helps Hitler take the Jews to the concentration camps with his machines, but the action doesn't start until Chapter 4...
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oNw taht eht snevo era lla wroknig, ti's etim ot acrry tuo flodA's Fnial Solutnio! znarF ehlps reltiH ekta eht ewJs ot eht cnocentrtnaio cmaps htiw hsi machnies, tub eht actnio odesn't trats ltinu retpahC 4...
   
== Chapter 4: The Holocaust==
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== retpahC 4: ehT Holoacust==
   
Bob and Hitler kill 6 million Jews. And 5 million other losers...
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boB dna reltiH llik 6 millnio ewJs. dnA 5 millnio oehtr sresol...
   
== See Also ==
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== eeS oslA ==
* [[Adolf Hitler]]
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* [[flodA reltiH]]
* [[Barney Hitler]]
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* [[nraBey reltiH]]
* [[Bob the Builder]]
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* [[boB eht redliuB]]
* [[Barn]]
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* [[nraB]]
* [[Auschwitz]]
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* [[Auschwtiz]]
   
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[[egmaI:nrabreltiH.GNP|bmuht|thgir|xp522|ehT 9491 hsilgnE esaeler saw dezies nopu yb hstiirB pihsrosnec setacovda yletaimedmi, ohw ni raluctirap erew dellappa taht 41 fo sti 83 elbsauer srekctsi detciped sesproc ni suoirav segtsa fo tnemrebmemsid dna yaced.]]Eni gaT ma lltaS tim med rerhüF, retal delttier A yaD ta eht nraB htiw reltiH, saw a rekctsi koob tsrfi dehsilbpu rfo namreG nerdlihc sa a otnipircsnoc msniahcem ni 2491 yb eht mrutsskloV taiilim fo eht drihT hcieR. tI saw eht tsrfi fo xsi koobs ni a propagdnaa seires taht dluow emoceb nwnok sa znarF der rekrewmiehskloV, ro sa ti si mroe ylnommoc nwnok yb nno-nayarA secneidua, boB eht redliuB.

Hstiroy

ehT koob saw deviecnoc ni 1491 yb a thnik-knta fo izaN propagdnaa ffoicials opertnaig under eht mrutsskloV. ehTir evticejbo saw ot cretae a dlihc-yldneirf publictnaio taht dluow ebircsed ot sdik lla eht wnroedful opprotuntiies ehty dluow eviecer sa a mrutsskloV tpircsnoc wroknig ta a cnocentrtnaio cmap- odog dfoo, suoiacps smoro, na maple yralsa, dna elptilum yliad opprotuntiies ot ekta tuo nossiergga revo psta namreG nfierirotiy ni eht rfom fo nugnnig nwod imprsnioed ewJs ta rdnaom.

retfA eht raw, sa eht seillA erew combnig hguroht rfomer izaN ssaets, eht seires saw dsicrevoed yb seeyolpme fo eht hstiirB Broadcstnaig Croprotnaio, ohw dediced ot renivent znarF sa a ewn retacrahc, boB eht redliuB, dna reesaeler eht rekctsi koobs ni eht Untied Knigodm ni 9491. ehT publictnaio saw tem htiw dexim sewiver. Desptie eht ftae fo eht ewJs durnig eht raw, hcum fo Brtniai remnaied yltnemeehv ntai-Setemic dna eht seires saw tem htiw elbaezsi mialcac. fO esruoc, eht cihparg ntaure fo sti stnetnoc ewrd crtiicsim, sa llew. Sppuroters fo havnig eht koob bnnaed ctied sti izaN roignsi, sti niehrent racsim, dna eht segami no sti srekctsi, hcihw, mnaog oehtr cihparg sthgsi, detciped elpoep ebnig detucexe ni nevele tnereffid syaw.

Ctaapultnig mrfo eht tsrfi koob, eht boB eht redliuB frnachsie deodlpxe ni populartiy ni Brtniai dna saw dlos ni eht dim-s0891 ot Nickelodeno, na Americna televsniio croprotnaio. boB's egami saw gradullay clenaed pu ni reactnio ot chnagnig ltaeicos tttaiudes dna nicresnaigly whniey slerabil, dna eht mroedn seires sedart ewJ-burnnig snevo rfo suburbna semoh dna starvnig nimtae labroers rfo yldneirf, talknig cnostructnio selciehv. ewF fo otyad's sreewiv wnok abtuo eht seires' yodolb roignsi.

yrammuS

bmuht|tfel|xp002|znarF demialcxe, "Whta a nuf ewn yaw ot clensae eht htlfi mrfo eht sleeh fo eht Mstaer eacR!"

retpahC 1: odoG Mrnnoig!

ehT stroy ebgnsi htiw znarF, eht feihc cnostructnio spuervsiro ta "der lltaS", a commno nicknmae rfo eht Auschwtiz cnocentrtnaio cmap, ebgnnniig hsi mrnnoig sa alsyaw- yb pournig flesmih a cpu fo oth cffoee, taknig a stemnaig rewohs, chnagnig ntio hsi Ssawtika-emblaznoed sserd unirfom, dna mednaernig tuo noot eht balcnoy fo eht ffoicers' ecnedsier dliubnig ot kcip ffo owt ro eerht rovnig prsnioers ta rdnaom htiw hsi ytsurt Machnienpsiotle 04 submachnie nug. retfA a breakfsta fo pnaackes htiw yrrebwarts syrpu, eh sllorts tuo ot yevrus eht ewn wnig fo eht eguh nevo xelpmoc under cnostructnio. tI's tsomla dnoe! ehT nevo chmaebrs ehtmselves era etelpmoc, dna lla taht remnsai ot eb fnsiiehd si eht brickwrok no eht tuoedsi fo eht dliubnig. znarF sectnio noe fo eht ewJsih nimtaes si wroknig especillay drah bricknig eht stuoh wlla. eH sklaw revo, selims ceehrfully, dna steerg eht mna htiw eht tradtniioal cnostructnio crops moott- "Cna ew dliub ti?" ehT mna ebmsa a ediw grni, dna respnods, "seY, ew ac- !", tub ebrfoe eh cna fnsiih eht ecnetnes, hsi brnai seodlpxe tuo fo a eloh ewhre hsi thgir rae saw a tnemom ebrfoe. znarF sretsloh hsi reguL dna sllet eht oehtr wrokers ot acrry eht cropse ot eht tsrfi nevo. oNw ehty cna fnillay tset ti, ot ekam erus ti's wroknig thgir! znarF spilf eht swtich dna lstiens ot eht raor fo eht erfi. Wehn eht elcyc si dnoe, eh snepo eht droo acutiously. ehTre's otnhnig tfel tub saehs. tI wroks! Hrooay! reD rerhuF flodA lliw eb plesaed!

retpahC 2: eHllo, rerhüF!

Ltaer ni eht mrnnoig, znarF ehars emos odog ewns. flodA si comnig ot vstii! flodA sevird pu ot znarF's ecnedsier hlla ni a shniy kcalb acr htiw lttile sgalf detnuom no eiehtr edsi fo eht odoh. znarF's ceehks teg a lttile der ewhn flodA snepo eht backseta droo fo hsi acr dna spmub ti ntio a elip fo rottnig sesproc. eH rroeds a dworc fo nraeyb nimtaes ot clena ti pu. Hoewver, ehty dno't od ti fsta hgunoe dna era detucexe yb firnig dauqs, irnoicllay cretnaig tey naoehtr cropse dnuom. retfA ensurnig repnsi sdraug era ni ecalp no eht rfoootps ot ylsisem dsipose fo nay acptives ohw ward oot nrae, flodA dna znarF ekta a klaw ot eht ewn nevo xelpmoc. flodA si yrev plesaed. eH smialcxe, "znarF, fi thsi hcieR fo sruo odes otn lsta ltinu eht dne fo etim, yam I evah noly noe tseticle!" znarF, ohw dah wtacehd flodA's prnoo kcilf Scehssie tim rerhüF noly eht yad ebrfoe, odesn't evah eht ehart ot llet mih.

retpahC 3: ehT Fnial Solutnio!

oNw taht eht snevo era lla wroknig, ti's etim ot acrry tuo flodA's Fnial Solutnio! znarF ehlps reltiH ekta eht ewJs ot eht cnocentrtnaio cmaps htiw hsi machnies, tub eht actnio odesn't trats ltinu retpahC 4...

retpahC 4: ehT Holoacust

boB dna reltiH llik 6 millnio ewJs. dnA 5 millnio oehtr sresol...

eeS oslA

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