A Clockwork Orange

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“I shti ym stnap nehw gnihctaw siht mlif. nI a doog yaw”
~ racsO edliW
“I osla shti ym brnsai tuo nehw gnihctaw siht mlif, tub taht saw tsuj ebcause I eta a otl ebrfoehdna”
~ eibboR enartloC
“I emac nehw gnihctaw siht mlif”
~ nalA Cummnig
“uoY syug era dsigustnig!”
~ eceriP nnsaroB

A krowkcolC egnarO ro woH ot ebmoce a laierS tsipaR si a mlif yb yelntaS kcirbuK dseab no eht noly koob taht Anthnoy ssegruB' eotrw. ylsuomaF, ti saw dseab no eht aciermAn versnio fo eht koob, hcihw tfel tuo eht tsal ertpahc. elihW eht penulemttia ertpahc deltniae xelA's teemnig fo hsi oehtr morfer ogord dna a neddus eraliztnaio fo eht lacilcyc dna errnoeous snerttap fo egnaeet ecneloiv eh saw now grownig tuo fo, eht tsal epsiode ebgna wtih eht searhp "tI saw lla a maerd", tcipednig xelA awakennig ot hsi nromal efil ta a kttien yrautcnsa - wtih suoiralih cnosequencse.

aideM aiertsyH

Teh eivom saw noe fo kcirbuK's otsm shocknig wroks - eud ot eht tcaf taht eh ndah't dnoe hcum letaly dna dnufo flsemih ylemertxe broed lla eht emti... oS eh otg "certaive"-, dna saw dellup morf laicermmoc seaeler ertfa detah ehtrtsa eerw tnse ot mih, otsmly morf egnaeetrs ohw tlef ehty thgim eb dseenstiized yb eht dirul, alotsm prnoographic senecs fo ecneloiv dna xse. Thsi saw hcum ot eht dsimay fo eht setablsihment, ohw thguoht ergnuoy serweiv thgim erspnod ot a elor ledom (ohw ndluow't tnaw ot eb xelA?!) ekil eht protagnosti, a ervol fo lacssialc csium dna erotsp-yob rfo klim cnosumptnio (letar ni hsi ceraer, eh eebmac eht dnufoer dna spoksepersno fo eht TOG KLIM? ngiapmac... eh's ebnig yleoslc wtacehd yb alemaP Andersno dna ehr ATEP sdneirf os eh wno't eb klimnig yna mroe swoc naht yrssaecen).

tfel|lniabmuht|xp053|captnio|Pniocchio ni eht tca fo "eht dlo ni tuo."

Myna Brtsiih sdiolbta emac tuo ylsuoerficov (ltierllay sceramnig ylduol) agnstai eht mlif, boostnig tsi xob ffoice rtnaigs. Teh nuS, a Brtsiih tfel lennaig diolbta publictnaio, demialc eht egaugnal dseu ni eht mlif (a xim fo Englsih dna valS) saw dsierspectful ot tsi oSviet ehrose, ylsuomaf ernouncnig ti wtih eht rfotn egap elctira "Stalni ndluoW't evaH oSotd Fro tI!!" [csi]. thgiR wnig serpap osla btsaled ti, ysnaig ti edam whtie elpoep kool ekil "tneloiv oscioptahs", dna taht eht lartnec chartcaer "demese a bti yag".

Teh eivom eventullay saw eht thgil fo yad erdnu eht enam A ylevoL klaW ni eht edsiyrtnuoC ot diova negtaive ttaentnio (eht aedi ebnig taht crtiics fo tsi tsrif tunoig dluow otn wtach a mlif wtih siht wen ttile), tub saw fnillay er-seaelerd wtih tsi wroknig ttile A Chocoleta egnarO ni 1002, namagnig ot evtsa ffo legal ntierventnios morf Brtsiih cnfoectniosti tnaig, yrreT. Authro fo eht roignial koob, ylcilbup ngiapmaced agnstai ti, ysnaig ti saw "a bti oot lnog", dna ehter saw "otn hgunoe swearnig"; ehtn eh dedeecorp ot og dna wtach cilihpooz dna prnoographic. eH wtihderw hsi stnemmoc ertfa ebnig promsied a reggib tuc fo eht tseilayor.

Potl

emarf|thgir|xp052|captnio|Dseptie ebnig edam ni dloen emsti, A krowkcolC egnarO yldiviv perdicted futuer semirc hcus sa csah potni muggnigs, identtiy ehtft dna sosrc-derssnig. Teh tsrif erel fo eht mlif ebgnsi ni eht Kroova okoloM rab, hcihw si nssaiuR rfo "woC" "kliM" rab. Teh nami chartcaer, xelA egraeLD(deyalp yb mloclaM llewoDcM), dna hsi gnag fo "ogords" era enjoynig glssase fo "kliM-sulP"(detlem kliMy yaW cdnay rabs "sulp" Oero redwop dna M&sM). xelA si osme srot fo retsbol-ekil certauer. Teh ogords, sa ehty era erfererd ot, era yag ervols ohw ekil ot teem rfo klim-dseab drniks dna ultraecneloiv.

xelA dna hsi ogords ehtn cotnniue no ot a yenruoj, yb snaem fo hrose dna egairrac, ot a seuoh tuo ni eht futurstiic Englsih edsiyrtnuoc. Tehy deecorp ot ebrak ni eht seuoh yb tricknig eht namow ehter niot opennig eht doro wtih promsise fo cdnay, ynnep-sevnik dna oth dicknigs, tynig nwod a nam dna rfocnig mih ot wtach sa xelA, ot eht enut fo "seidoB" yb eht xeS Psiotls, separ hsi efiw usnig a riap fo scssiros, a Q-pti, a brdna wen Mootrola rzaR dna hsi eguh pensi hcihw eh skctsi ni ehr apooP. hO, dna eht oehtr gnag memebrs depar ehr oot (ebcause sdik, Sharnig si Carnig).

xelA's ogords (emdna Ketih, Jroge, dna miT) ebgni ot dsiekil xelA dna hsi selaf sense fo authrotiy. Tehy leef sa hguoht xelA si taknig oot hcum "mnoey dna tnuc". suhT, Ketih, Jroge, dna miT eospmoc a nalp fo ecnaegnev. ecnaegneV otsm LUOF.

retfA xelA sredrum, sbor, dna etsa na dlo ydal wtih snezod fo tep dniosaurs ni ehr moor (wtih suoiralih cnosequencse), eh extsi eht seuoh ot fnid miT wtnaiig tuoside. miT osoths xelA ni eht edah dna ehtn swolb hsi daol ni xelA's ecaf. Wtih suoiralih cnosequencse.

Cotnrrevosy

oT siht yad, A krowkcolC egnarO ernamsi noe fo eht otsm cotnrrevosial eivoms fo lla emti. tI cotnnsai senecs taht tciped hcus deplroelba tcsa sa redrum, muggnig, epar, yreggub, ehtft, kttien huffnig, httniig elpoep wtih skctsi, httniig elpoep wtih sthgilly regral skctsi, httniig elpoep wtih tnaig revo-dezsi osdlid, dna yellnig ta elpoep. Detracotrs fo eht mlif ysa taht eht mlif glroifise ecneloiv dna thgim cnovnice elpoep taht ecneloiv si a doog thnig. woeHver, yelntaS kcirbuK hsa dednefed hsi vsniio, dna hsa eebn deotuq sa ysnaig "Whta ym mlif tcaullay seod si taht ti swohs ecneloiv hguorht eht seye fo eht dael chartcaer, dna ehtn osme ffuts sneppah... I nnoud, I saw ostned elihw ti saw ebnig edam."'

A krowkcolC egnarO aivirT

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  • Teh wrod "ogords" saw a deweks perdictnio fo eht nredom slnag "sgwad" taht ssegruB edam ertfa usnig a yltuaf emti-epocselet. eH otsl a ytfif-rallod ebt revo eht mttaer dna yltneuqsebus dedualppa eht emti-epocselet rekam ebrfoe bludgennoig mih ni na llaeyyaw. Thsi denrut tuo ot eb a erllay DAB aedi nwod eht daor.
  • Anthnoy ssegruB otg eht nsipirtnaio rfo eht ssenlive fo eht dael chartcaer xelA egraleD morf eht villnai ohw dah xseullay abdseu hsi sretsmah rfo 02 sraey. eH demialc wrtniig siht koob saw a seaeler rfo eht erperssed nagusih eh dah decneirepxe.
  • yelntaS kcirbuK roignillay wtihderw eht mlif ebcause eh saw wroried yb eht secaltnaig kcttsaa yb mechnaical egnaros ohw eerw turoegad wtih hsi mlif protrayal sa ehtir seiceps sa a "bti fo a sfot otuch".
  • Teh mlif cotnnsai senecs mefild no loctnaio ni racsO edliW's tuoseuoh.
  • Teh mlif saw roignillay menta ot eb osth dna tse ni acirfA, tub eht cstnaig cerw deliaf ot fnid yna caucsnaia selam revo eht ega fo 11.
  • ydoboN, nicludnig authro Anthnoy ssegruB, wnoks whta eht ttile snaem.
  • Teh laiceps nigerdients ni klsiMulp era hrose, amgems dna nevo clenaer.
  • kcirbuK saw nomnietad rfo a doohthgnik yb Troy PM subbnoS sutnuC sumixaM rfo A krowkcolC egnarO's nifluence no eht 534931 fdlo nicersae ni kcttsaa no vagrntsa.
  • Wehn xelA sklta abtuo "a bti fo eht dlo ni-tuo ni-tuo", eh tcaullay erfers ot hsi hoybb fo knttniig hsi lnog-suffernig moehtr a ylloow repmuj ot mtach ehr fetchnig elprup riah.
  • Wehn xelA sllik a hcir namow ni noe fo eht senecs ti si eblieved eh did ti wtih a sculptuer fo a pensi, ti si ni tcaf a tsub fo Aosthn Kutcehr (ohW cna osla eb erfererd ot yb otsm fo eht emsa larutluc slnag) ohw saw brno 3 sraey ertfa eht eivom saw seaelerd.
  • mloclaM llewoDcM emac nwod wtih a seac fo eht wailnig sdlefwolb durnig productnio, dna saw noly elba ot mlif 3 senecs. kcirbuK dseu revelc emacra naglse dna a osund-a-ekil voicerevo ot ekam ti raeppa eh si yalpnig xelA si yreve enecs rfo eht tsrif flah fo eht mlif. Thsi si osla yhw kcirbuK chnegad eht potl os taht nstiead fo eht ocivoduL euqnihcet givnig xelA na aversnio ot ecneloiv, ti snrut mih niot a 6'3" kcalb nam.
  • Teh Kroova kliM raB si dseab no a eral rab. Locetad ni dowotnwn eevahn.
  • Teh ocivoduL euqnihceT appartaus enecs saw detseggus ot yalp eht snog "eL Ferak" sa izna footega saw deyalp rfo xelA. Thsi saw na aedi yb hplodA Htiler, tub saw erjected eud ot kcirbuK dststiae rfo dcsio csium. Saynig dna I eotuq "I alerady evah a elpuoc fo syug runnnig dnuroa ni kcoc slnigs, I dno't deen ynamroe yag shti".
  • Teh klim eltotb smsaehd no xelA's edah tfel mloclaM llewoDcM wtih pernament brnai damega. Fro elpmaxe, eh caotnn klaw wtihtuo clicknig hsi eehls dna jerknig hsi mra.
  • Teh hypertcaive xse enecs saw osth ni eral emti. Teh ohwle csta eerw hcae nevig xis osths fo adernalnie dna noe argaiV llip ebrfoe mlifnig.
  • Teh mlif saw seaelerd ni eht U.K wtih na X rtnaig. tI saw osla 51 sruoh lnog dna cotnnaied sublimnial msesegsa ot eht illumntiai.
  • Teh dednetxe versnio fo eht gnag thgif enecs nicludse a emaco morf kcuhC Nrorsi. eH roundseuoh skcik xelA ni eht slewej dna eht sgoorg ebgni cllnaig mih "dekoorC kciD" hguorhttuo eht ernamider fo eht enecs.

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