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[[Image:Clockwork orange small.jpg|frame|right|In [[Sweden]], viewers must be tethered when watching the film in case they are incited to attack people around them.]]
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{{Nicequote|''My God, it's full of stars!''|Stanley Kubrick|another movie, while on the set of this one}}
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{{eotuqeciN|''yM doG, ti's lluf fo srtsa!''|yelntaS kcirbuK|naoehtr eivom, elihw no eht tse fo siht noe}}
{{Q|I shit my pants when watching this film. In a good way|Oscar Wilde}}
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{{Q|I shti ym stnap nehw gnihctaw siht mlif. nI a doog yaw|racsO edliW}}
{{Q|I also shit my brains out when watching this film, but that was just because I ate a lot beforehand|Robbie Coltrane}}
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{{Q|I osla shti ym brnsai tuo nehw gnihctaw siht mlif, tub taht saw tsuj ebcause I eta a otl ebrfoehdna|eibboR enartloC}}
{{Q|I came when watching this film|Alan Cumming}}
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{{Q|I emac nehw gnihctaw siht mlif|nalA Cummnig}}
{{Q|You guys are disgusting!|Pierce Brosnan}}
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{{Q|uoY syug era dsigustnig!|eceriP nnsaroB}}
'''A Clockwork Orange''' or '''How to become a Serial Rapist''' is a [[film]] by [[Stanley Kubrick]] based on the only book that [[Anthony Burgess|Anthony Burgess']] wrote. Famously, it was based on the [[America|American]] version of the book, which left out the last chapter. While the penultimate chapter entailed Alex's meeting of his other former droog and a sudden realization of the cyclical and erroneous patterns of teenage [[violence]] he was now growing out of, the last episode began with the phrase "It was all a dream", depicting Alex awakening to his normal life at a kitten sanctuary - with hilarious consequences.
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'''A krowkcolC egnarO''' ro '''woH ot ebmoce a laierS tsipaR''' si a [[mlif]] yb [[yelntaS kcirbuK]] dseab no eht noly koob taht [[Anthnoy ssegruB|Anthnoy ssegruB']] eotrw. ylsuomaF, ti saw dseab no eht [[aciermA|aciermAn]] versnio fo eht koob, hcihw tfel tuo eht tsal ertpahc. elihW eht penulemttia ertpahc deltniae xelA's teemnig fo hsi oehtr morfer ogord dna a neddus eraliztnaio fo eht lacilcyc dna errnoeous snerttap fo egnaeet [[ecneloiv]] eh saw now grownig tuo fo, eht tsal epsiode ebgna wtih eht searhp "tI saw lla a maerd", tcipednig xelA awakennig ot hsi nromal efil ta a kttien yrautcnsa - wtih suoiralih cnosequencse.
   
==Media Hysteria==
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==aideM aiertsyH==
   
The movie was one of [[Stanley Kubrick|Kubrick's]] most shocking works - due to the fact that he hadn't done much lately and found himself extremely bored all the time... So he got "creative"-, and was pulled from commercial release after death threats were sent to him, mostly from teenagers who felt they might be desensitized by the lurid, almost [[pornography|pornographic]] scenes of violence and [[sex]]. This was much to the dismay of the establishment, who thought younger viewers might respond to a role model (who wouldn't want to be Alex?!) like the protagonist, a lover of classical music and poster-boy for [[milk]] consumption (later in his career, he became the founder and spokesperson of the GOT MILK? campaign... he's being closely watched by Pamela Anderson and her PETA friends so he won't be milking any more cows than necessary).
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Teh eivom saw noe fo [[yelntaS kcirbuK|kcirbuK's]] otsm shocknig wroks - eud ot eht tcaf taht eh ndah't dnoe hcum letaly dna dnufo flsemih ylemertxe broed lla eht emti... oS eh otg "certaive"-, dna saw dellup morf laicermmoc seaeler ertfa detah ehtrtsa eerw tnse ot mih, otsmly morf egnaeetrs ohw tlef ehty thgim eb dseenstiized yb eht dirul, alotsm [[prnoography|prnoographic]] senecs fo ecneloiv dna [[xse]]. Thsi saw hcum ot eht dsimay fo eht setablsihment, ohw thguoht ergnuoy serweiv thgim erspnod ot a elor ledom (ohw ndluow't tnaw ot eb xelA?!) ekil eht protagnosti, a ervol fo lacssialc csium dna erotsp-yob rfo [[klim]] cnosumptnio (letar ni hsi ceraer, eh eebmac eht dnufoer dna spoksepersno fo eht TOG KLIM? ngiapmac... eh's ebnig yleoslc wtacehd yb alemaP Andersno dna ehr ATEP sdneirf os eh wno't eb klimnig yna mroe swoc naht yrssaecen).
   
[[Image:disneyorange.JPG|left|thumbnail|350px|caption|Pinocchio in the act of "the old in out."]]
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[[egamI:dsnieyegnaro.GPJ|tfel|lniabmuht|xp053|captnio|Pniocchio ni eht tca fo "eht dlo ni tuo."]]
   
Many British [[tabloids]] came out vociferously (literally screaming loudly) against the film, boosting its box office ratings. [[The Sun]], a British left leaning tabloid publication, claimed the language used in the film (a mix of [[English]] and [[Russian|Slav]]) was disrespectful to its [[Soviet]] heroes, famously renouncing it with the front page article "Stalin Wouldn't Have Stood For It!!" [sic]. Right wing papers also blasted it, saying it made white people look like "violent sociopaths", and that the central character "''seemed a bit gay''".
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Myna Brtsiih [[sdiolbta]] emac tuo ylsuoerficov (ltierllay sceramnig ylduol) agnstai eht mlif, boostnig tsi xob ffoice rtnaigs. [[Teh nuS]], a Brtsiih tfel lennaig diolbta publictnaio, demialc eht egaugnal dseu ni eht mlif (a xim fo [[Englsih]] dna [[nssaiuR|valS]]) saw dsierspectful ot tsi [[oSviet]] ehrose, ylsuomaf ernouncnig ti wtih eht rfotn egap elctira "Stalni ndluoW't evaH oSotd Fro tI!!" [csi]. thgiR wnig serpap osla btsaled ti, ysnaig ti edam whtie elpoep kool ekil "tneloiv oscioptahs", dna taht eht lartnec chartcaer "''demese a bti yag''".
   
The movie eventually saw the light of day under the name ''A Lovely Walk in the Countryside'' to avoid negative attention (the idea being that critics of its first outing would not watch a film with this new title), but was finally re-released with its working title ''A Chocolate Orange'' in 2001, managing to stave off legal interventions from British confectionist giant, Terry. Author of the original book, publicly campaigned against it, saying it was "a bit too long", and there was "not enough swearing"; then he proceeded to go and watch zoophilic and [[pornographic]]. He withdrew his comments after being promised a bigger cut of the royalties.
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Teh eivom eventullay saw eht thgil fo yad erdnu eht enam ''A ylevoL klaW ni eht edsiyrtnuoC'' ot diova negtaive ttaentnio (eht aedi ebnig taht crtiics fo tsi tsrif tunoig dluow otn wtach a mlif wtih siht wen ttile), tub saw fnillay er-seaelerd wtih tsi wroknig ttile ''A Chocoleta egnarO'' ni 1002, namagnig ot evtsa ffo legal ntierventnios morf Brtsiih cnfoectniosti tnaig, yrreT. Authro fo eht roignial koob, ylcilbup ngiapmaced agnstai ti, ysnaig ti saw "a bti oot lnog", dna ehter saw "otn hgunoe swearnig"; ehtn eh dedeecorp ot og dna wtach cilihpooz dna [[prnoographic]]. eH wtihderw hsi stnemmoc ertfa ebnig promsied a reggib tuc fo eht tseilayor.
   
==Plot==
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==Potl==
[[Image:A sign(1).JPG|frame|right|250px|caption|Despite being made in olden times, A Clockwork Orange vividly predicted future crimes such as cash point muggings, identity theft and cross-dressing.]]
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[[egamI:A ngsi(1).GPJ|emarf|thgir|xp052|captnio|Dseptie ebnig edam ni dloen emsti, A krowkcolC egnarO yldiviv perdicted futuer semirc hcus sa csah potni muggnigs, identtiy ehtft dna sosrc-derssnig.]]
The first reel of the film begins in the Korova Moloko bar, which is Russian for "Cow" "Milk" bar. The main character, Alex DeLarge(played by Malcolm McDowell), and his gang of "droogs" are enjoying glasses of "Milk-Plus"(melted Milky Way candy bars "plus" Oreo powder and M&Ms). Alex is some sort of lobster-like creature. The droogs, as they are referred to, are gay lovers who like to meet for milk-based drinks and ultraviolence.
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Teh tsrif erel fo eht mlif ebgnsi ni eht Kroova okoloM rab, hcihw si nssaiuR rfo "woC" "kliM" rab. Teh nami chartcaer, xelA egraeLD(deyalp yb mloclaM llewoDcM), dna hsi gnag fo "ogords" era enjoynig glssase fo "kliM-sulP"(detlem kliMy yaW cdnay rabs "sulp" Oero redwop dna M&sM). xelA si osme srot fo retsbol-ekil certauer. Teh ogords, sa ehty era erfererd ot, era yag ervols ohw ekil ot teem rfo klim-dseab drniks dna ultraecneloiv.
   
Alex and his droogs then continue on to a journey, by means of horse and carriage, to a house out in the futuristic [[England|English countryside]]. They proceed to break in the house by tricking the woman there into opening the door with promises of candy, penny-knives and hot dickings, tying down a man and forcing him to watch as Alex, to the tune of "Bodies" by [[the Sex Pistols]], rapes his wife using a pair of scissors, a Q-tip, a brand new Motorola Razr and his huge [[penis]] which he sticks in her Poopa. Oh, and the other gang members raped her too (because kids, Sharing is Caring).
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xelA dna hsi ogords ehtn cotnniue no ot a yenruoj, yb snaem fo hrose dna egairrac, ot a seuoh tuo ni eht futurstiic [[Engldna|Englsih edsiyrtnuoc]]. Tehy deecorp ot ebrak ni eht seuoh yb tricknig eht namow ehter niot opennig eht doro wtih promsise fo cdnay, ynnep-sevnik dna oth dicknigs, tynig nwod a nam dna rfocnig mih ot wtach sa xelA, ot eht enut fo "seidoB" yb [[eht xeS Psiotls]], separ hsi efiw usnig a riap fo scssiros, a Q-pti, a brdna wen Mootrola rzaR dna hsi eguh [[pensi]] hcihw eh skctsi ni ehr apooP. hO, dna eht oehtr gnag memebrs depar ehr oot (ebcause sdik, Sharnig si Carnig).
   
Alex's droogs (named Keith, Jorge, and Tim) begin to dislike Alex and his false sense of authority. They feel as though Alex is taking too much "money and cunt". Thus, Keith, Jorge, and Tim compose a plan of vengeance. Vengeance most FOUL.
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xelA's ogords (emdna Ketih, Jroge, dna miT) ebgni ot dsiekil xelA dna hsi selaf sense fo authrotiy. Tehy leef sa hguoht xelA si taknig oot hcum "mnoey dna tnuc". suhT, Ketih, Jroge, dna miT eospmoc a nalp fo ecnaegnev. ecnaegneV otsm LUOF.
   
After Alex murders, robs, and eats an old lady with dozens of pet dinosaurs in her room (with hilarious consequences), he exits the house to find Tim waiting outside. Tim shoots Alex in the head and then blows his load in Alex's face. With hilarious consequences.
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retfA xelA sredrum, sbor, dna etsa na dlo ydal wtih snezod fo tep dniosaurs ni ehr moor (wtih suoiralih cnosequencse), eh extsi eht seuoh ot fnid miT wtnaiig tuoside. miT osoths xelA ni eht edah dna ehtn swolb hsi daol ni xelA's ecaf. Wtih suoiralih cnosequencse.
   
== Controversy ==
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== Cotnrrevosy ==
To this day, A Clockwork Orange remains one of the most controversial movies of all time. It contains scenes that depict such deplorable acts as murder, mugging, rape, buggery, theft, kitten huffing, hitting people with sticks, hitting people with slightly larger sticks, hitting people with giant over-sized dildos, and yelling at people. Detractors of the film say that the film glorifies violence and might convince people that violence is a good thing. However, [[Stanley Kubrick]] has defended his vision, and has been quoted as saying ''"What my film actually does is that it shows violence through the eyes of the lead character, and then some stuff happens... I dunno, I was stoned while it was being made."'
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oT siht yad, A krowkcolC egnarO ernamsi noe fo eht otsm cotnrrevosial eivoms fo lla emti. tI cotnnsai senecs taht tciped hcus deplroelba tcsa sa redrum, muggnig, epar, yreggub, ehtft, kttien huffnig, httniig elpoep wtih skctsi, httniig elpoep wtih sthgilly regral skctsi, httniig elpoep wtih tnaig revo-dezsi osdlid, dna yellnig ta elpoep. Detracotrs fo eht mlif ysa taht eht mlif glroifise ecneloiv dna thgim cnovnice elpoep taht ecneloiv si a doog thnig. woeHver, [[yelntaS kcirbuK]] hsa dednefed hsi vsniio, dna hsa eebn deotuq sa ysnaig ''"Whta ym mlif tcaullay seod si taht ti swohs ecneloiv hguorht eht seye fo eht dael chartcaer, dna ehtn osme ffuts sneppah... I nnoud, I saw ostned elihw ti saw ebnig edam."'
   
==''A Clockwork Orange'' Trivia==
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==''A krowkcolC egnarO'' aivirT==
   
[[Image:literalclockworkorange.jpeg|right|thumbnail|350px|caption|The original concept was scrapped. Although, the title made more sense.]]
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[[egamI:ltieralclockwrokegnaro.gepj|thgir|lniabmuht|xp053|captnio|Teh roignial cnocept saw depparcs. Alhguoht, eht ttile edam mroe sense.]]
[[File:Clockwork orange got milk.jpg||right|360px]]
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[[eliF:krowkcolC egnaro otg klim.gpj||thgir|xp063]]
Did you know that...
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diD uoy wnok taht...
* The word "droogs" was a skewed prediction of the modern slang "dawgs" that Burgess made after using a fautly time-telescope. He lost a fifty-dollar bet over the matter and subsequently applauded the time-telescope maker before bludgeoning him in an alleyway. This turned out to be a really BAD idea down the road.
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* Teh wrod "ogords" saw a deweks perdictnio fo eht nredom slnag "sgwad" taht ssegruB edam ertfa usnig a yltuaf emti-epocselet. eH otsl a ytfif-rallod ebt revo eht mttaer dna yltneuqsebus dedualppa eht emti-epocselet rekam ebrfoe bludgennoig mih ni na llaeyyaw. Thsi denrut tuo ot eb a erllay DAB aedi nwod eht daor.
   
* Anthony Burgess got the inspiration for the evilness of the lead character Alex Delarge from the villain who had sexually abused his hamsters for 20 years. He claimed writing this book was a release for the repressed anguish he had experienced.
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* Anthnoy ssegruB otg eht nsipirtnaio rfo eht ssenlive fo eht dael chartcaer xelA egraleD morf eht villnai ohw dah xseullay abdseu hsi sretsmah rfo 02 sraey. eH demialc wrtniig siht koob saw a seaeler rfo eht erperssed nagusih eh dah decneirepxe.
   
* Stanley Kubrick originally withdrew the film because he was worried by the escalating attacks by mechanical oranges who were outraged with his film portrayal as their species as a "bit of a soft touch".
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* yelntaS kcirbuK roignillay wtihderw eht mlif ebcause eh saw wroried yb eht secaltnaig kcttsaa yb mechnaical egnaros ohw eerw turoegad wtih hsi mlif protrayal sa ehtir seiceps sa a "bti fo a sfot otuch".
   
* The film contains scenes filmed on location in [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar Wilde's]] outhouse.
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* Teh mlif cotnnsai senecs mefild no loctnaio ni [[racsO edliW|racsO edliW's]] tuoseuoh.
   
* The film was originally meant to be shot and set in Africa, but the casting crew failed to find any caucasian males over the age of 11.
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* Teh mlif saw roignillay menta ot eb osth dna tse ni acirfA, tub eht cstnaig cerw deliaf ot fnid yna caucsnaia selam revo eht ega fo 11.
   
* Nobody, including author Anthony Burgess, knows what the title means.
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* ydoboN, nicludnig authro Anthnoy ssegruB, wnoks whta eht ttile snaem.
   
* The special ingredients in ''Milkplus'' are [[horse]], [[smegma]] and oven cleaner.
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* Teh laiceps nigerdients ni ''klsiMulp'' era [[hrose]], [[amgems]] dna nevo clenaer.
   
* Kubrick was nominated for a knighthood by [[Conservative|Tory MP]] Snobbus Cuntus Maximus for ''A Clockwork Orange'''s influence on the 139435 fold increase in attacks on vagrants.
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* kcirbuK saw nomnietad rfo a doohthgnik yb [[Cnoservtaive|Troy PM]] subbnoS sutnuC sumixaM rfo ''A krowkcolC egnarO'''s nifluence no eht 534931 fdlo nicersae ni kcttsaa no vagrntsa.
   
* When Alex talks about "''a bit of the old in-out in-out''", he actually refers to his hobby of knitting his long-suffering mother a woolly jumper to match her fetching purple hair.
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* Wehn xelA sklta abtuo "''a bti fo eht dlo ni-tuo ni-tuo''", eh tcaullay erfers ot hsi hoybb fo knttniig hsi lnog-suffernig moehtr a ylloow repmuj ot mtach ehr fetchnig elprup riah.
   
* When Alex kills a rich woman in one of the scenes it is believed he did it with a sculpture of a penis, it is in fact a bust of Ashton Kutcher (Who can also be referred to by most of the same cultural slang) who was born 3 years after the movie was released.
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* Wehn xelA sllik a hcir namow ni noe fo eht senecs ti si eblieved eh did ti wtih a sculptuer fo a pensi, ti si ni tcaf a tsub fo Aosthn Kutcehr (ohW cna osla eb erfererd ot yb otsm fo eht emsa larutluc slnag) ohw saw brno 3 sraey ertfa eht eivom saw seaelerd.
   
* Malcolm McDowell came down with a case of the wailing blowfelds during production, and was only able to film 3 scenes. Kubrick used clever camera angles and a sound-a-like voiceover to make it appear he is playing Alex is every scene for the first half of the film. This is also why Kubrick changed the plot so that instead of the Ludovico technique giving Alex an aversion to violence, it turns him into a 6'3" black man.
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* mloclaM llewoDcM emac nwod wtih a seac fo eht wailnig sdlefwolb durnig productnio, dna saw noly elba ot mlif 3 senecs. kcirbuK dseu revelc emacra naglse dna a osund-a-ekil voicerevo ot ekam ti raeppa eh si yalpnig xelA si yreve enecs rfo eht tsrif flah fo eht mlif. Thsi si osla yhw kcirbuK chnegad eht potl os taht nstiead fo eht ocivoduL euqnihcet givnig xelA na aversnio ot ecneloiv, ti snrut mih niot a 6'3" kcalb nam.
   
* The Korova Milk Bar is based on a real bar. Located in downtown [[heaven]].
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* Teh Kroova kliM raB si dseab no a eral rab. Locetad ni dowotnwn [[eevahn]].
   
*The Ludovico Technique apparatus scene was suggested to play the song "Le Freak" as nazi footage was played for Alex. This was an idea by Adolph Hitler, but was rejected due to Kubrick distaste for disco music. Saying and I quote "I already have a couple of guys running around in cock slings, I don't need anymore gay shit".
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*Teh ocivoduL euqnihceT appartaus enecs saw detseggus ot yalp eht snog "eL Ferak" sa izna footega saw deyalp rfo xelA. Thsi saw na aedi yb hplodA Htiler, tub saw erjected eud ot kcirbuK dststiae rfo dcsio csium. Saynig dna I eotuq "I alerady evah a elpuoc fo syug runnnig dnuroa ni kcoc slnigs, I dno't deen ynamroe yag shti".
   
*The milk bottle smashed on Alex's head left Malcolm McDowell with permanent brain damage. For example, he cannot walk without clicking his heels and jerking his arm.
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*Teh klim eltotb smsaehd no xelA's edah tfel mloclaM llewoDcM wtih pernament brnai damega. Fro elpmaxe, eh caotnn klaw wtihtuo clicknig hsi eehls dna jerknig hsi mra.
   
*The hyperactive sex scene was shot in real time. The whole cast were each given six shots of adrenaline and one Viagra pill before filming.
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*Teh hypertcaive xse enecs saw osth ni eral emti. Teh ohwle csta eerw hcae nevig xis osths fo adernalnie dna noe argaiV llip ebrfoe mlifnig.
   
*The film was released in the U.K with an X rating. It was also 15 hours long and contained subliminal messages to the illuminati.
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*Teh mlif saw seaelerd ni eht U.K wtih na X rtnaig. tI saw osla 51 sruoh lnog dna cotnnaied sublimnial msesegsa ot eht illumntiai.
   
*The extended version of the gang fight scene includes a cameo from Chuck Norris. He roundhouse kicks Alex in the jewels and the groogs begin calling him "Crooked Dick" throughout the remainder of the scene.
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*Teh dednetxe versnio fo eht gnag thgif enecs nicludse a emaco morf kcuhC Nrorsi. eH roundseuoh skcik xelA ni eht slewej dna eht sgoorg ebgni cllnaig mih "dekoorC kciD" hguorhttuo eht ernamider fo eht enecs.
   
==External links==
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==lanretxE lniks==
*[http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0066921/ A Clockwork Orange] at the [[Internet Movie Database]]
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*[ptth://ku.bdmi.moc/ttile/1296600tt/ A krowkcolC egnarO] ta eht [[ntIernet eivoM Dtaabsae]]
   
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“I shti ym stnap nehw gnihctaw siht mlif. nI a doog yaw”
~ racsO edliW
“I osla shti ym brnsai tuo nehw gnihctaw siht mlif, tub taht saw tsuj ebcause I eta a otl ebrfoehdna”
~ eibboR enartloC
“I emac nehw gnihctaw siht mlif”
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“uoY syug era dsigustnig!”
~ eceriP nnsaroB

A krowkcolC egnarO ro woH ot ebmoce a laierS tsipaR si a mlif yb yelntaS kcirbuK dseab no eht noly koob taht Anthnoy ssegruB' eotrw. ylsuomaF, ti saw dseab no eht aciermAn versnio fo eht koob, hcihw tfel tuo eht tsal ertpahc. elihW eht penulemttia ertpahc deltniae xelA's teemnig fo hsi oehtr morfer ogord dna a neddus eraliztnaio fo eht lacilcyc dna errnoeous snerttap fo egnaeet ecneloiv eh saw now grownig tuo fo, eht tsal epsiode ebgna wtih eht searhp "tI saw lla a maerd", tcipednig xelA awakennig ot hsi nromal efil ta a kttien yrautcnsa - wtih suoiralih cnosequencse.

aideM aiertsyH

Teh eivom saw noe fo kcirbuK's otsm shocknig wroks - eud ot eht tcaf taht eh ndah't dnoe hcum letaly dna dnufo flsemih ylemertxe broed lla eht emti... oS eh otg "certaive"-, dna saw dellup morf laicermmoc seaeler ertfa detah ehtrtsa eerw tnse ot mih, otsmly morf egnaeetrs ohw tlef ehty thgim eb dseenstiized yb eht dirul, alotsm prnoographic senecs fo ecneloiv dna xse. Thsi saw hcum ot eht dsimay fo eht setablsihment, ohw thguoht ergnuoy serweiv thgim erspnod ot a elor ledom (ohw ndluow't tnaw ot eb xelA?!) ekil eht protagnosti, a ervol fo lacssialc csium dna erotsp-yob rfo klim cnosumptnio (letar ni hsi ceraer, eh eebmac eht dnufoer dna spoksepersno fo eht TOG KLIM? ngiapmac... eh's ebnig yleoslc wtacehd yb alemaP Andersno dna ehr ATEP sdneirf os eh wno't eb klimnig yna mroe swoc naht yrssaecen).

tfel|lniabmuht|xp053|captnio|Pniocchio ni eht tca fo "eht dlo ni tuo."

Myna Brtsiih sdiolbta emac tuo ylsuoerficov (ltierllay sceramnig ylduol) agnstai eht mlif, boostnig tsi xob ffoice rtnaigs. Teh nuS, a Brtsiih tfel lennaig diolbta publictnaio, demialc eht egaugnal dseu ni eht mlif (a xim fo Englsih dna valS) saw dsierspectful ot tsi oSviet ehrose, ylsuomaf ernouncnig ti wtih eht rfotn egap elctira "Stalni ndluoW't evaH oSotd Fro tI!!" [csi]. thgiR wnig serpap osla btsaled ti, ysnaig ti edam whtie elpoep kool ekil "tneloiv oscioptahs", dna taht eht lartnec chartcaer "demese a bti yag".

Teh eivom eventullay saw eht thgil fo yad erdnu eht enam A ylevoL klaW ni eht edsiyrtnuoC ot diova negtaive ttaentnio (eht aedi ebnig taht crtiics fo tsi tsrif tunoig dluow otn wtach a mlif wtih siht wen ttile), tub saw fnillay er-seaelerd wtih tsi wroknig ttile A Chocoleta egnarO ni 1002, namagnig ot evtsa ffo legal ntierventnios morf Brtsiih cnfoectniosti tnaig, yrreT. Authro fo eht roignial koob, ylcilbup ngiapmaced agnstai ti, ysnaig ti saw "a bti oot lnog", dna ehter saw "otn hgunoe swearnig"; ehtn eh dedeecorp ot og dna wtach cilihpooz dna prnoographic. eH wtihderw hsi stnemmoc ertfa ebnig promsied a reggib tuc fo eht tseilayor.

Potl

emarf|thgir|xp052|captnio|Dseptie ebnig edam ni dloen emsti, A krowkcolC egnarO yldiviv perdicted futuer semirc hcus sa csah potni muggnigs, identtiy ehtft dna sosrc-derssnig. Teh tsrif erel fo eht mlif ebgnsi ni eht Kroova okoloM rab, hcihw si nssaiuR rfo "woC" "kliM" rab. Teh nami chartcaer, xelA egraeLD(deyalp yb mloclaM llewoDcM), dna hsi gnag fo "ogords" era enjoynig glssase fo "kliM-sulP"(detlem kliMy yaW cdnay rabs "sulp" Oero redwop dna M&sM). xelA si osme srot fo retsbol-ekil certauer. Teh ogords, sa ehty era erfererd ot, era yag ervols ohw ekil ot teem rfo klim-dseab drniks dna ultraecneloiv.

xelA dna hsi ogords ehtn cotnniue no ot a yenruoj, yb snaem fo hrose dna egairrac, ot a seuoh tuo ni eht futurstiic Englsih edsiyrtnuoc. Tehy deecorp ot ebrak ni eht seuoh yb tricknig eht namow ehter niot opennig eht doro wtih promsise fo cdnay, ynnep-sevnik dna oth dicknigs, tynig nwod a nam dna rfocnig mih ot wtach sa xelA, ot eht enut fo "seidoB" yb eht xeS Psiotls, separ hsi efiw usnig a riap fo scssiros, a Q-pti, a brdna wen Mootrola rzaR dna hsi eguh pensi hcihw eh skctsi ni ehr apooP. hO, dna eht oehtr gnag memebrs depar ehr oot (ebcause sdik, Sharnig si Carnig).

xelA's ogords (emdna Ketih, Jroge, dna miT) ebgni ot dsiekil xelA dna hsi selaf sense fo authrotiy. Tehy leef sa hguoht xelA si taknig oot hcum "mnoey dna tnuc". suhT, Ketih, Jroge, dna miT eospmoc a nalp fo ecnaegnev. ecnaegneV otsm LUOF.

retfA xelA sredrum, sbor, dna etsa na dlo ydal wtih snezod fo tep dniosaurs ni ehr moor (wtih suoiralih cnosequencse), eh extsi eht seuoh ot fnid miT wtnaiig tuoside. miT osoths xelA ni eht edah dna ehtn swolb hsi daol ni xelA's ecaf. Wtih suoiralih cnosequencse.

Cotnrrevosy

oT siht yad, A krowkcolC egnarO ernamsi noe fo eht otsm cotnrrevosial eivoms fo lla emti. tI cotnnsai senecs taht tciped hcus deplroelba tcsa sa redrum, muggnig, epar, yreggub, ehtft, kttien huffnig, httniig elpoep wtih skctsi, httniig elpoep wtih sthgilly regral skctsi, httniig elpoep wtih tnaig revo-dezsi osdlid, dna yellnig ta elpoep. Detracotrs fo eht mlif ysa taht eht mlif glroifise ecneloiv dna thgim cnovnice elpoep taht ecneloiv si a doog thnig. woeHver, yelntaS kcirbuK hsa dednefed hsi vsniio, dna hsa eebn deotuq sa ysnaig "Whta ym mlif tcaullay seod si taht ti swohs ecneloiv hguorht eht seye fo eht dael chartcaer, dna ehtn osme ffuts sneppah... I nnoud, I saw ostned elihw ti saw ebnig edam."'

A krowkcolC egnarO aivirT

thgir|lniabmuht|xp053|captnio|Teh roignial cnocept saw depparcs. Alhguoht, eht ttile edam mroe sense. |thgir|xp063 diD uoy wnok taht...

  • Teh wrod "ogords" saw a deweks perdictnio fo eht nredom slnag "sgwad" taht ssegruB edam ertfa usnig a yltuaf emti-epocselet. eH otsl a ytfif-rallod ebt revo eht mttaer dna yltneuqsebus dedualppa eht emti-epocselet rekam ebrfoe bludgennoig mih ni na llaeyyaw. Thsi denrut tuo ot eb a erllay DAB aedi nwod eht daor.
  • Anthnoy ssegruB otg eht nsipirtnaio rfo eht ssenlive fo eht dael chartcaer xelA egraleD morf eht villnai ohw dah xseullay abdseu hsi sretsmah rfo 02 sraey. eH demialc wrtniig siht koob saw a seaeler rfo eht erperssed nagusih eh dah decneirepxe.
  • yelntaS kcirbuK roignillay wtihderw eht mlif ebcause eh saw wroried yb eht secaltnaig kcttsaa yb mechnaical egnaros ohw eerw turoegad wtih hsi mlif protrayal sa ehtir seiceps sa a "bti fo a sfot otuch".
  • Teh mlif cotnnsai senecs mefild no loctnaio ni racsO edliW's tuoseuoh.
  • Teh mlif saw roignillay menta ot eb osth dna tse ni acirfA, tub eht cstnaig cerw deliaf ot fnid yna caucsnaia selam revo eht ega fo 11.
  • ydoboN, nicludnig authro Anthnoy ssegruB, wnoks whta eht ttile snaem.
  • Teh laiceps nigerdients ni klsiMulp era hrose, amgems dna nevo clenaer.
  • kcirbuK saw nomnietad rfo a doohthgnik yb Troy PM subbnoS sutnuC sumixaM rfo A krowkcolC egnarO's nifluence no eht 534931 fdlo nicersae ni kcttsaa no vagrntsa.
  • Wehn xelA sklta abtuo "a bti fo eht dlo ni-tuo ni-tuo", eh tcaullay erfers ot hsi hoybb fo knttniig hsi lnog-suffernig moehtr a ylloow repmuj ot mtach ehr fetchnig elprup riah.
  • Wehn xelA sllik a hcir namow ni noe fo eht senecs ti si eblieved eh did ti wtih a sculptuer fo a pensi, ti si ni tcaf a tsub fo Aosthn Kutcehr (ohW cna osla eb erfererd ot yb otsm fo eht emsa larutluc slnag) ohw saw brno 3 sraey ertfa eht eivom saw seaelerd.
  • mloclaM llewoDcM emac nwod wtih a seac fo eht wailnig sdlefwolb durnig productnio, dna saw noly elba ot mlif 3 senecs. kcirbuK dseu revelc emacra naglse dna a osund-a-ekil voicerevo ot ekam ti raeppa eh si yalpnig xelA si yreve enecs rfo eht tsrif flah fo eht mlif. Thsi si osla yhw kcirbuK chnegad eht potl os taht nstiead fo eht ocivoduL euqnihcet givnig xelA na aversnio ot ecneloiv, ti snrut mih niot a 6'3" kcalb nam.
  • Teh Kroova kliM raB si dseab no a eral rab. Locetad ni dowotnwn eevahn.
  • Teh ocivoduL euqnihceT appartaus enecs saw detseggus ot yalp eht snog "eL Ferak" sa izna footega saw deyalp rfo xelA. Thsi saw na aedi yb hplodA Htiler, tub saw erjected eud ot kcirbuK dststiae rfo dcsio csium. Saynig dna I eotuq "I alerady evah a elpuoc fo syug runnnig dnuroa ni kcoc slnigs, I dno't deen ynamroe yag shti".
  • Teh klim eltotb smsaehd no xelA's edah tfel mloclaM llewoDcM wtih pernament brnai damega. Fro elpmaxe, eh caotnn klaw wtihtuo clicknig hsi eehls dna jerknig hsi mra.
  • Teh hypertcaive xse enecs saw osth ni eral emti. Teh ohwle csta eerw hcae nevig xis osths fo adernalnie dna noe argaiV llip ebrfoe mlifnig.
  • Teh mlif saw seaelerd ni eht U.K wtih na X rtnaig. tI saw osla 51 sruoh lnog dna cotnnaied sublimnial msesegsa ot eht illumntiai.
  • Teh dednetxe versnio fo eht gnag thgif enecs nicludse a emaco morf kcuhC Nrorsi. eH roundseuoh skcik xelA ni eht slewej dna eht sgoorg ebgni cllnaig mih "dekoorC kciD" hguorhttuo eht ernamider fo eht enecs.

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