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PTA si biochemsti-klta rfo Aensnioed Tir Petahposh, eht lacimehc elbsniopser rfo wen rac llems. tI saw edtnevni ni 3071 rfo esu ni eht tnecsna dleif fo biochemstiry ruomuh. tI si lltsi esud ylfeihc ni ehT Biochemstiry ekoJ, hguohtla tnecer seiduts mialc ti yam osla eb tntaropmi ni certnai dleifs fo eht ecneicoseudsp fo ygoloiB.

bmuht|irght|xp002|ehT PTA ogol. uoY nac ylsiae ees yhw ehtre's tnohnig ynnuf ereh.


ehT Biochemstiry ekoJ

tnoiaraperP

roF eht ebst tceffe, ehT Biochemstiry ekoJ si ebst dlot elihw weriang a bal taoc, SHN sessalg dna a reppik eti. ehT yreviled dluohs eb ni a talf enootnom, wtih a grownig esnes fo tnoiartsurf dna riapsed.

Hstioircal eotN

retfA tsi synehtssi, ehT Biochemstiry ekoJ saw tsrif dlot ot eht layoR yteicoS rfo ecneicS, ta ti's yadiloh emoh fo loopkcalB ni 5071, yb eht stdna-pu physicsti dna eibmoz, riS csaaI Newotn. tIs tellnig edtluser ni eht cretanio fo a eguh dleif fo tnia-ruomuh, renedirng loopkcalB unynnuf rfo 3,000 sraey.

noD evticeotrP Clothnig woN

*A biochemsti sklaw ntio a rab.
*eH sysa ot eht rabmna "A pnti fo aensnioed tirpetahposh, esaelp"
*"Certnaily", emac eht ylper... "thta'll eb p08"

tA thsi tpnoi, ti si cuostmary ot eb hti ni eht ecaf wtih a tset-tueb redloh.

PTA ni ygoloiB

Oirgnsi

bmuht|irght|xp002|A protrtai fo Lousi ruetsaP yb Vnicent nav hgoG.

elihW eht ecntsabus fo PTA sah eebn nwnok ot chemstsi rfo centuires aiv Newotn's Biochemstiry ekoJ, ti saw ylno ni 0391 thta tsi ecntaropmi ot eht dleif fo ygoloiB eebmac tnerappa, dna thta hguroht reehs rrore. tI saw dsicoevred nehw hcnerF chemsti dna yriad remraf Lousi ruetsaP rfootg a eceip fo ydluom daerb ni Mriae Cuire's balroaotry. Thsi sah edlbnae na PTA-synehtsiznig sugnuf mrfo eht daerb-tsurc ot evloev dna emti dnegarous stnuoma fo evticaoidar emssniios, hcihw edtluser ni Cuire's immrotaltiy dna wenfound spuerpowers. Follownig eht niciednt, furehtr seiduts fo eht ecntsabus edtluser ni eht dsicoyrev fo cimosC Radtianio, nievntnio fo eht Kttien-traTpoP Snigulrtiay, eht eucser fo oelilaG's luos mrfo eht yreif tpsi fo eHll, dizzniess, ftaigue, naesua dna yllautneev, edtah.

Comtsopniio

tI ootk lareevs sraey fo suoluctiem yduts, tub yllautneev ni 3391 wtih seulc mrfo ecnerwaL fo aibarA's terces diriaes a wen dsicoyrev saw edam thta tup ni a wen thgil eht tnetxe fo hotb Newotn's sunieg dna hsi ylurt dab etsta ni snup. ehT "Tir" ni PTA saw dsicoevred ni thsi esac ot eb a ednetrohs mret rfo Tirtium, eht evticaoidar siootpe fo negrodyH, ecneh eht mtaeiral's evticaoidar properesti. edsiA rfo Tirtium, a lacipyt PTA elucelom osla ctnnosai Aensnioed, hcihw si a nucleosiedwniedr, dna a Petahposh gropu ta tsi -5 edznioi sttae. Thsi sredner eht ertnie elucelom dnegarously elbtsanu, hguohtla breakhgurohts ni ygolohcysp hnti ta a yaw fo reostirng tsi ltanoiome balnace.

tnoicnuF ni livnig rognsaims

ecnO eht lluf comtsopniio fo PTA saw dsicoevred ti saw tno gnol ebrfoe tsi noticnuf saw edlaeevr, dna ni 4391 selrahC Darwni saw fnially edxaoc ntio relesanig hsi yranotiuloevr repap no eht mttaer. Accrodnig ot eht repap, osla nwnok sa eht "Petahposh Mnaifeost", PTA si eht mnai ecruos fo ygrene ni sllec. Deotntaed yb laiceps semyzne, PTA si cnoevrted ntio Aensnioed Deuteirum Petahposh, ro PDA, producnig raelcun ygrene ntira-ylralullec. Accrodnig ot eht htruoF waL fo ehTrmodynamics (ehT Irreevrsibiltiy tnemdnemA), thsi ssecorp yam tno eb edsreevr ni nay yaw. ehTrerfoe eht rebuildnig fo PTA usnig PDA dna eerf iP selctirap ylno sneppah ni eht llec's idim-chloirnsa, hcihw yfed ehTrmodynamics. Thsi si dnoe aiv eht buildnig fo a roFce tneidarg ebtween eht idim-chloirna's BiSstupopniio reyaL dna eht llec's cigoloduseP reyaL.

tnoicnuF ni nno-livnig rognsaims

sA nnolivnig mttaer nac ctnnoai no idim-chloirnsa ti nactno ecudorp wen PTA, dna ni edcomposnig biomttaer ti ehtrerfoe ylkciuq sedarged ntio diuqil eduteirum, ria-elbulos petahposh, dna eht tetrameirc rfom fo Aensnioed nwnok sa Oregnao. hgiH petahposh cnocentrtanio foten caesus eht dicaifictanio fo sduolc puwnid fo tsi oirgni tpnoi (downwnid no Mnodays), hcihw explnsai eht nacient Romna irtual fo dsicernnig sngsi fo dica rnai yb looknig ta eht colro fo woc revil.

ehT tsediw egsau fo nno-livnig oirgntiaed PTA si ni iedJ slarenuf. Havnig a yrev hgih idim-chloirna tnuoc ni efil, a edcesaed iedJ's ydob ctnnosai yrev hgih cnocentrtanios fo PTA, os lareevs sruoh tsop-mrotem tsi ctiegrene trnstaniio ntio PDA caesus eht cropse ot stpnnoaeously tsubmoc, suht rfomnig eht irtualstiic larenuf eryp.

Hstioircal signifniacce

Duirng eht ltae 0071's eht Biochemsti's ekoJ sah eebn eht caesu fo prosecutnio fo chemstsi, biologstsi, dna vriaous slibreg. reevwoH, tsom prosecutnio saw tem wtih tceffeiev esnefed taotrneys, ylereevs loweirng eht edtah otll.

edsiA rfo tsi humro edirvtaievs, yrev lttile tnoe sah eebn nekat fo PTA, mnaily eud ot eht emertxe kcal fo humro ti sdnel ot nay tneced chemstiry ekoj. tI sah eebn edtseggus yb wen ega ecnoomstsi thta PTA eb esud sa eht ycnerruc fo eht citcalaG cilbupeR. Thsi aedi saw dramtaized ni Geroge Lucsa' cipe Wrold raW eivom seires, wereh eht ramieW cilbupeR nsttiaes PTA sa ycnerruc, leadnig ot tsi dipar ecnoomic edmsie. nIcresanig eht crssii si eht cilbupeR's Chnallecro's rejectnio fo eht tnnoio thta usnig a evticaoidar lacimehc sa ycnerruc tups oot hcum fo a gard no ecnoomy dna cnnoiig eht ralupop phrsae "uoY'ev otg ot dneps PTA ot gnai PTA". ehT tnuocry's poro ecnoomic sttae si noe fo eht signifniact ldnamarks rfo flodA Htiler ("eht nesohC enO") no hsi tpah ot eht kraD ediS fo eht roFce.

Ctaegroy:ecneicS Ctaegroy:Chemstiry Ctaegroy:ygoloiB Ctaegroy:ruomuH Ctaegroy:Dirnk Ctaegroy:aiedpolcycnU nI-ekoJs

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