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nA Auotmtaed relleT Machnie ro “MTA” si a devsie dengsied ot elbnae selpoep snosilpumoc. tI saw tsrfi deviecnoc ni 6491 yb Benjamni “ysgguB” legeiS ot wolla nrotaps fo sih saL sageV Flamnigo Csnaio ot tsevid ehtmselves fo ehtir efil savnigs, ygolnohcet did otn hctac pu ot eht tpecnoc ltniu eht ylrae 0791’s.

otnipecnoC

nI 9691, roihosY iakaH (na R&D technicnia ta Ntnaioal hsaC Regstier) ttaended a otnnievnoc ni saL sageV, VN. Durnig sih rufo thgni ytsa ni saL sageV, roihosY dnufo thta ta eht emsa emti eh rna tuo fo hsac, eh rna tuo fo xes laeppa htiw eht lrigs ta Ceehtahs Gentlemna's bulC. “ uoY'd eb a otl xesier htiw mroe hsac” demialcxe eno recnad.

yllauxeS frustrtaed nad sselnniep, roihosY deklaw owt selim kbac ot sih mroo ta eht tsudrtaS (sA eh ndid’t neve evah bac menoy.) sA eh denrut eht crenro ro arahaS nad saL sageV dvlB, roihosY saw kcurts htiw na aedi. “Whta fi I ekam a machnie thta cna cehck ruoy tnuocca balnace nad advnace uoy menoy?” 21 sruoh ltaer no sih thgilf mrfo saL sageV ot sih emoh ni eekuawliM (seY eh sevil ni eekuawliM! tsuJ zuc eh’s Japnaese, eH sah ot ylf emoh ot oykoT?) roihosY werd a hcteks fo whta dluow ebmoce eht nuri fo mroaltiy, fles cotnrol nad mocmno esnes. Teh MTA.

yB ylrae 1791, roihosY dah detneserp sih tpecnoc ot eht draob fo direcotrs fo RCN ohw erew dellirht nad immedtiaely tes rufoth plnsa ot tekram nad ecudrop eht wen devsie. leraveS brnad semna erew fotlaed hcus sa “I Wnta ti WON!” “ohW seraC” nad “kcuF eht sdik, I wroked ym yaw urht egelloC!” tub neno demees ot fti. A dleif elop swoehd thta elpoep detcaer ebst ot plnai dlo “MTA.” nAd os ti saw demna.

Semnial tnemoM

nI hcraM 3791, BnakaciremArd (Ltaer nwnok sa Vsia) saw approacehd yb RCN representtaives ot hcnual eht “MTA” no eht Bnak fo aciremA Netwrok. B fo A nad BnakaciremArd erew tsrfi lacitpeks, tub RCN dah osme greta sellnig potnsi.

B fo A saw wrroied thta elpoep dluow ward nwod ehtir tnuoccsa nad evael eht bnak htiw decuder staess. RCN deretnuoc thta otn noly dluoc B fo A egrahc seef fro wollnaig elpoep ssecca ot ehtir nwo menoy ni deposti tnuoccsa tub furehtr dluoc wolla elpoep ot nur pu eht balnace no ehtre BnakaciremArd, egrahc a egral eef fro tsih ecivres nad lla htiwtuo havnig ot yap a evil rellet a thnig. B fo A rodered 0074 machnies thgsi neesnu.

nItroductnio niot ecivres

[[egamI:BSODMTA.gpj|bmuht|thgir|xp002|sA egral stnuoma fo hsac era ostred htiwni, MTsA nur no efsaliaf sfotwera.]] MTA’s erew tsrfi loctaed ta bnaknig loctnaios. Wtih bnaknig regultnaio llits ni ecalp, Privtaely nwoed MTA’s erew llits otn elbaliava. Tsih tsih saw eht ntiroductnio fo neighbrohood brnach bnaknig. netfO loctaed ni yrecrog ostres wehre eno ro owt rellets thgim eb scehduled ot wrok rep keew tub eht loctnaio saw essentillay ntiended ot edivorp a ecalp ot tes pu na MTA.

MTA’s ootk ffo ekil a tekcor ni eht ltae 0891’s htiw eht deregultnaio fo ntiersttae bnaknig. tsriF nItersttae Bnak “BIF” saw amnog eht tsrfi bnaks ot ffoer ehtir netwrok ot privtae nwoers fo MTA’s sa a clearnig hoesu fro trnsaactnios.

Teh tsom tnedive tluser fo tsih saw eht ecalpment fo MTA’s ni liquro ostres, pirts sbulc nad csnaios. enO fo eht egralst netwroks fo privtae MTA’s saw nwoed yb dyoB Gamnig fo saL sageV ohw dluoc wno edivorp csnaio nrotaps htiw hsac no demnad 42/7. ylnO a rulnig yb eht adaveN Gamnig Commssinio ostpped dyoB Gamnig mrfo wollnaig ostl machnies mrfo exceptnig MTA sdrac.

Busniess htworG ttartiuebd ot 42 ruoH hsaC sseccA

Prosttiutnio, kcarC nad deredwop cocnaie selas. pirtS bulCs (eeS Ceehtahs Gentlemna's bulC, Csnaio Gamblnig.

Orgnaiztnaios Loybbnig fro mroe MTA's

eciV sah gnaied eht tsom mrfo eht explosnio fo MTA loctnaios. woleB si a shrot lsti fo ngiapmac cotnribuotrs nad loybbnig rognaiztnaios.

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