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ASCII art is an activity for those who are awesomely bored, stoned like no other, or want to be known for some sort of ability that impresses people other than their own reflection in a mirror. Piano playing, baseball, soccer, and many other things are really pointless and have no real fans. ASCII, on the other hand, deserves to die and burn in hell to the applause of millions, and that's why it's so good!

edit Sam Johnson

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Jester by: Sam Johnson

Sam Johnson (1825-1906) proved himself as an expert artist. He created mice out of simple things his whole life. Twigs, feathers, and uncooked grains were his favorite media, until he created a mouse on a keyboard. Did Pable Picasso ever do that? No, sir, he did not.

edit Cat O' Nine Tails

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Cat O' 9 Tails by: Sam Johnson

One of Sam's more complex works, he designed this for over a year before finally rendering it. During this time his wife would visit him in his basement workroom, where he then lived, and bring him food from the fields, which she and their three daughters worked.

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Duckie by: Jack Watson


edit Making Your Own Art

Making ASCII art is not an easy task. Do what I did. Make some Art.

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